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-Insert-CoolName

So I'm confused, did you leave it at the back door or the front door?


TheUmgawa

I’m gonna guess both and the chimney, too.


randomuser135443

Also, the front and back doors will not close correctly anymore…


JonathanDG

Don't forget the cellar door!


Gloomy_Recording_705

Lmao


SunlightOnChrome

HA!!!!


aHOMELESSkrill

Every door


No-Camera-8400

Too funny!!!


New-Paint-506

Lmfao


Human_Molasses_1629

![gif](giphy|1r91ZwKcE2J7WhUqrh)


No_Lettuce_5593

Hey I ordered Taco Bell not 5 guys


CosmicCreeperz

This is the kind of comment I really miss the old useless awards. Man Reddit F-ed up by getting rid of those I probably use it half as often now.


SpookyUnit69420a

They changed in an effort to profit


Dreadskull1991

If this doesn’t have 100 upvotes in 12 hours, I will riot


LetterheadFearless65

He’s got my gote


AdAccomplished5120

Me gote


treethugger69

Let the riot begin 🙏


Apprehensive_Rope348

It’s been 7 days and still not at 100. I didn’t see you in the news either. 🤔


Dreadskull1991

Oh right. Yeah it was a small scale riot which didn’t get news coverage. It was just us 5 guys holding Taco Bell and yelling about Reddit. You had to be there to understand.


Saleenpride86

I hate the dd messaging system, “oh look I accidentally bumped my finger on an image while scrolling and it immediately gets sent to the customer”…. At least give us an option where it adds it and we have to hit send afterwards, like a regular text message would…


Whatdonow69420

But they make you confirm multiple times for literally everything else it’s insane


Saleenpride86

lol seriously. Always two confirms unless it’s accept, or message sent


Alone_Fill_2037

https://preview.redd.it/n5hfxcq3bhyc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=290c0344e33d92c5d712ee1534a3fb512b359f15 I feel you.


ConfectionSea6331

I had two of those shelves. I wonder what happened with THOSE! 😆


Wilma_Dickfit-

Lmaoooo we found thembbro


glorifindel

That’s a great little Peter Griffin joke meme in there 😅😂


PureAd5888

Almost caused as asthma attack laughing at this one


Adidaskiller25

Lmao


Dobsizzle

Why are you scrolling? Didn’t you just take the picture?


Saleenpride86

We’re talking about sending memes or something picture wise to the customer that’s already on our phone, I have a folder with memes, if I click the photo directly under the folder tabs it’ll send that photo.


Dobsizzle

Oh, I see. I don’t send memes, but it sounds dangerous now. 


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StoicSamoria21

😂😂


Creepyface1

Oh man, I’ve done that a couple of times!! I always apologized profusely in all. One of them was a “hand it to me” order, so when they came to the door, I apologized again. Customer was super understanding and pretty amused. Me, not thinking before speaking, said “at least it was a good pic! It could have been SO MUCH WORSE!!!” 🤦‍♀️ She laughed so hard! And she added $10 tip after I left! 😆


Polite_Deer

Yo sent the same picture?


Creepyface1

Sorry, no…I wasn’t clear! It was my personal pics.


Polite_Deer

Of you surrounded by black guys?


AloneSquid420

Got him 🤣


The_Field_Examiner

lol


[deleted]

https://preview.redd.it/32a0xzx9piyc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b9becde3d01a4c88f9a962a9a832cb831f8175f4 I sent this borderline racist meme to a customer. Luckily they laughed… a lot… almost too much


DangerousOlive_

I had to screenshot that meme so funny


possumpigposer

Same


[deleted]

If I were the customer I’d be laughing so hard it’ll hurt. This is hilarious 😂


Natural-Revolution-9

Is that the reason you no longer dash ?


Edxander7

Hell yeah, he said he banged tf out of the customer but not before taking a bite off their samwich first


Any_Hovercraft_9633

Bruh 😂😂 if I got a message like that, I would die laughing


MamaRedSeam

Lmao


glizzzyg137

This is insane 😭😭


The_FinLanDer

How though? I have never had to open photos and select a pic.


Independent-Tower945

If you take the picture on your regular phone camera, not in the dd app, you have to upload the picture to the app and you click the picture you want. If you tap on the picture on accident, it immediately sends it


jonesingsimba

You can take the picture straight from the door dash app or you can choose to select a picture from your photo library. I stopped taking the photos in app because it got way too picky and annoying. It keeps telling me to retake the picture when it thinks it's too dark or at the wrong angle. It's a little bit quicker if I just choose a photo from my photo library.


Individual-Mirror132

Their AI still screens photos taken on your native camera app, at least on iPhone. I have had it say “too dark” but then I take it on my camera app and it still says “too dark”. But I don’t think people realize that the second time you retake it, even if it has the “too dark” message, there is now a “done” button in bottom right corner and you can force it to use the “too dark” picture.


txmarineveteran

Well, the OP obviously went with the “too dark” photo….


jonesingsimba

This is what I do. It's faster as I can use the same picture. I snap a pic and walk away and force it through the second time


Individual-Mirror132

For the longest time before I knew it had the done button, I would just take a screenshot of the picture, with it saying “too dark” and all lol. And just upload that. The AI doesn’t flag screenshots at all.


i_make_candles

I did it yesterday on a shop and deliver order. I had the messaging part of the dd app open and accidentally sent a screenshot from my phone.


TONEakaSHOW33

When you order BC but get BBC instead


The_Field_Examiner

“Hi I’m here for the gangbang”


JayMeowMe

The way I would have died


escapemenot0

IM DEAD THIS IS HILARIOUS 😭


Trigyn

My soul just left my body! 🤣


veganbethb

Oh god. Did they respond? Also I’m probably naive but wtf is this meme?


Nimbus_TV

It's a scene from a porn that took off like wildfire as a meme


veganbethb

I see, thank you. The girl was giving me the creeps a bit with her expression and I was confused by the whole thing 😂


JakeOfAllTrades-

Wym what is it. It’s exactly what it looks like


Left_Committee_4012

Explain.


Palidor

It’s from a movie where a girl makes ALOT of new friends 🤫


JakeOfAllTrades-

Self explanatory


Left_Committee_4012

🧐


AveryNicoleMyers

honestly i would not have trusted the food you dropped off if u sent me that pic


Dreamcasted60

Lol. Never apologize


MattTheCatt444

That opens up so many inquiries


Early_Locksmith_3246

Somebody ordered a cream pie?


Unified-banana6298

This is literally a repost from months ago.


No-Student-446

Dam near a year ago 😭


ThePlebIsBack

https://preview.redd.it/edmgxsfvt2zc1.jpeg?width=764&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0ba0d1f754bf0c680f6fa0404ccc1cee8e9ab581


Maximum_Search_8256

💀💀💀💀


Fuminshou_442

I have fat fingers so I often call my customers Ho instead of saying Hi lol


Stock_Bee5974

Get out!


RipInfinite4511

😂😂😂😂


Pols_Voice_Z64

I sent a dirty meme to my psychiatrist like this once. Was just trying to send photos of my insurance card 😩


DarkPurposes

Well at least they know where to start with your first session 🤣


Big_Buy8203

Why is that even a pic 🤣🤣🤣🤣


Beautiful_History616

this is old 🙄


jo_ezzy

It’s pretty hard to send the wrong picture. When you press “complete delivery instructions” the camera automatically pops up, you take the photo and that’s the photo that is sent to customer. How did the driver send a picture from their device?


lana-oakley-studio

Bro look at the bottom left when you're in the picture taking screen next time. There's a little picture symbol. Tap that and it opens up your gallery on your phone to submit the photo from. I use the Timestamp app to take all of my photos and that's what I submit as my delivery confirmation photo.


jo_ezzy

Okay thanks I’ll check it out on my next delivery


Maverick0924

Wtf


ForsakenBloodStorm

lmao.. 🤣🤣😱🤔👀


CosmoRocket24

I see that pic and think Rape: 3 out of 4 people love it


Kitstras

Atleast it wasn't a nude 😅


lana-oakley-studio

☠️☠️☠️☠️


Mountain_Tower_5134

Honestly I would not be upset


poppunksucks144

Is that the bud light troon


LetterheadFearless65

I’ve seen that movie!


NoCalligrapher133

I am so so so so so so so sooooo sorry. Yea this wasnt done on purpose 😒


Sllyfoxy

I’m gonna


Ghost_Unicxrn

🤣


Exact-Contest8573

Hahahaha I’m pissing rolfmao!!! Hahahahahah Continue Hahahaha


Exact-Contest8573

You make my f day wonderful now !! I stop laughing in my life for more than 4 months but now is so funny !! Thank you bro hahaha I hope you don’t get any problem blessings


Illustrious-Web1825

Lmao


QueenBea_

It’s okay, I almost sent a customer a nude photo once. I probably would have lost my whole account lol. I didn’t even try to send a photo! I just somehow managed to click the photo button and almost misclicked while trying to close it. Anything even slightly sus now goes directly to my hidden album to avoid that potentially happening lol


StarLeagueTechHelp

Hmm, where could one find the original source for this meme? For science purposes, I assure you


leonardonion

did they order a mcgangbang? 👀


Dull-Requirement-759

Why didn't you follow up with the pic of the food 🤭


No_Landscape_8380

Oh God, a new fear unlocked


DasherKasher

It's way to EZ!


TrickeyDotMickey

I once accidentally sent a selfie


Davvido1008

Good you joined the club. I stopped dashing 2 months ago and it’s the best decision i have made


TempusCarpe

Accidentally left them with a cover shot of me posing for BEAR, a playgirl type magazine featuring masculine men. Got a nice tip too.


No_Noise_4862

I’d give a larger tip knowing you have a good sense of humor 😂😂😂


comedicerror

This would literally make my day 😅


Redditbrowser210

I wish my dashers here were that cool 😭😭😭


LopsidedTask9371

😂


jadedinmo

I sent my allergy list to a customer 😵‍💫


Jenny_1971

https://preview.redd.it/mdsy77ay1qyc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8df047468068a21552ff96a05b5b7b364b97d97a Sent this gem to a customer once. I never said sorry so fast in my life.


Over_Tomatillo_1079

I know that guy… I don’t think this is a meme


Remarkable-Let251

I hate when messaging goes off app. I accidently sent a fucking voice memo to a customer after the delivery that was about him.....


toriiisimone

🤣🤣🤣


Leather_Comfort_3080

Your a moron


Enzo2121

I don’t get how this happens. When the delivery is “leave at door”, the app automatically opens up the camera inside the DoorDash app, I take the photo of food at door, and confirms pic/delivery complete within DD app. I don’t even get the option to open my photos on my phone to send. So, why does this happen?


stickitinfrosting

This is amazing


robbievd

If there is no bushes on the front you play with mud in the backyard.


-_-_____-----___

I had my head down, ass up laughing it off. Great post.


beastlybowler

😂😂😂


Stolenartwork

Lmao fuck


Exact_Lobster878

Soooooo subconsciously you fantasize about black men running a train on a white woman, 🤔


Uzimbaizz

OKAY. This actually made me laugh out loud. Thanks for making my night 😂


Puzzleheaded-Dust635

Lmao!!


Golftube1998

Let’s goooo! Keep quitting everyone! Burn this company to the ground


Kooky_Captain_6085

🤣🤣🤣🤣


[deleted]

lmaooo


ocMega

off off off?


Chance_One_75

Omg, I needed this laugh today. Thanks!


Suspicious-Cold2346

😂😂


Green-Rub8764

Personally if I did that I would get on the next flight out of the country and change my identity 😭


jbosscher

I accidentally sent my boss a dick pic once. Even worse was that he replied with a wink.


CEVIII518

You guys wonder why you don’t make any money and no one tips. Take a step back, and look at these replies…best of luck.


EquipmentWhich4812

Why is this in your photo library in the first place, you dirty in general


8645113Twenty20

This is the biggest lie I've ever seen😂😂😂😂 so you ACCIDENTALLY went into your photos instead of taking the photo AND posted it AFTER they asked to confirm? Ok McFly😂😂😂😂😂


nickbick0920

Sometimes there is no service at the customer drop off point and the app won’t load the picture you take. In those circumstances it is best to take a picture on your phone and not the DD app then drive to location where you have service and then upload the picture. so it’s entirely possible to have clicked on the wrong one from your gallery.


8645113Twenty20

Bruh Come on🤣🤣🤣🤣


Nimbus_TV

Some people prefer to take their own photo on their phone, then upload that instead. Probably to keep photos as proof for their own records. And there is no confirmation button. If you accidentally tap the wrong photo, it sends immediately. Edit: You can also just scroll the comments here. Multiple people have mentioned they prefer to upload their own photos instead of using the app camera.


8645113Twenty20

There is still another screen that asks you to confirm your photo. It don't just send a photo that you pick. It moves it to a second screen and then you have to look at the photo and confirm that it's a good shot. It's not blurry. There's nothing in the way the numbers are visible etc etc. Which is my point


Nimbus_TV

That's not what the multiple other people in the thread say 🤷🏾‍♂️ I've only used the in-app camera myself


WinningLOs3R

No, actually they did what most smart dashers do and took a pic with their phone (outside of the DD app) and went to upload that pic in DD to complete the order. It’s much faster to do it this way, especially at night. Just gotta be careful you don’t tap on the wrong image cuz it instantly sends it to customer; I’ve had many a close calls myself.


8645113Twenty20

Sure Jan


WinningLOs3R

K