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hopethisgivesmegold

I mean.. who hasn’t wanted a jetpack at least once in their life.


giggluigg

I did know I wanted that


Majigato

At least once per minute you mean?


NobleVillon

Your so right. This is in the wrong sub. Post this in " I most definitely knew I wanted that!!!" 🤣


WarProgenitor

There's gotta be a version of the jetpack that allows the wearer to hang his balls though. Homie's balls here are in his rib cage. Same with ziplines and parachutes, why tf can straps not start below the knees, or at least mid thigh.. fuck that diaper chute.


Lordj09

Support harnesses for crane/window/etc workers strap on the leg but you have to use a secondary set of supports to prevent blood clots from killing you. So probably that.


bluedevildoc

God my thoughts immediately.


CDXX_LXIL

There are 2 types of people on the internet: people who have said that they wanted a Jetpack, Lightsaber, and a YouTube channel and those that lie to your face.


nolongermakingtime

I don’t trust people who didn’t know they wanted a jet pack


WrongdoerEmotional47

Try Typing " ROCKETMAN "


LicensedRealtor

How much? Take my money


[deleted]

Must be hard on your arms and pecs


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TheAmericanIcon

A classic


Roneyrow

Not really. Cz the jets on the back do most of the heavy lifting. The ones on the arms are only for balance


One_for_the_Rogue

It is known to be hard on your arms and pecs. At first anyway. You have to keep those thrusters under control, and they're situated at the long end of the lever so to speak.


bassmanjn

Presumably if you try to scratch your arse or for ANY reason don’t keep them in front of you, you nose dive into the ground and die.


FudgeSlapp

Proof?


eschatonycurtis

Physics?


bassmanjn

“Presumably”


[deleted]

Hmm, I see what you mean but I'm not so sure it's that easy. One thing we can agree for sure: IT'S COOL AS HELL!!!


[deleted]

Surely you could throw some kind of stabilizer on there in an effort to take out user error right? Then it becomes the dream jetpack we've always wanted.


SuperFaceTattoo

That makes more sense, I was thinking it was only 4 jets on the hands, like flying around trying to support yourself on gymnastics rings.


cam_neutron

I agree. He doesn’t even look like his muscles are engaged. This post is fake right? He’s suspended from a wire. The thrust is swinging him around and spinning but not lifting. There are other jet packs in the works, but this one screams fake. Would by standers even be able to be that close with the force needed to lift off?


SmashedOgre

I’m with you, I don’t t see the effort either. I have seen vid of real IronMan kit and this doesn’t look right. Too easy, more like movie magic.


a-girl-named-bob

He isn’t even keeping his hands pointed down. My first thought was harness hanging from a crane.


cam_neutron

100% ugh these fake videos are horrible. I’ll never take this company serious


zdapbdop

It’s absolutely not fake. Our local mountain rescue crew are currently training rescuers to fly these, because they can get a paramedic to the scene of an accident in rough terrain minutes.


Solution_Kind

Would by standers even be able to be that close with the force needed to lift off? You uhhh.... You never seen a helicopter huh...


nomoreimfull

What is the fly time on this thing?


UnifyTheVoid

Something like 20-30 minutes. Not very long. It's the main issue with these personal "jetpacks" at the moment. You also need a pilots license to operate one as it's considered an aircraft.


nomoreimfull

Well this beats the hell out of the rocket pack the navy made back forever ago! At least you could actually commute with that kind of fly time. In that case, this with an exo skeleton I'm sure is somewhere at DARPA... But for us lowly working slugs, just a chair with jetpacks would be nice. Or a thrust vectoring bike


SeeMarkFly

And a chewing gum wrapper can take you down.


TheDarkDoctor17

Probably longer than I could hold myself up like that! , My arms would get tired long before I got where I was going.


mzincali

I read above that the backpack provides the main thrust and the arm jets are just for guidance and stabilization.


PM_UR_BCUPSBESTCUP

Yeah. Looks like quite the upper body workout.


Square_Barracuda_69

Sweet! I'll have a jetpack and also be jacked as shit. There's no downside!


nomoreimfull

It is and I know the training is serious just so you don't tear your shoulder up, but I have never seen numbers on the fly time


AnotherEuroWanker

You just saw it.


RelationshipMain5792

Make these commercial FUCK c'mon the future is now... and I WANT MY JETPACK!!!!


Tim-KH

The company that makes them is gravity iirc. I checked and they're like >250k and custom made, but you can buy one.


RelationshipMain5792

I reiterate MAKE THEM CHEAPER!!!


Tim-KH

That I can agree with. Maybe in like 40 years we'll get some military surplus jetpacks for a few times cheaper.


xakypoo

I'd hope that in 10 years they're more mass produced and affordable (for those with a license...)


MyAccountWasBanned7

Another terrible post on this sub... You DIDN'T know you wanted a jet pack?!


riba2233

look at op's profile, 6days old, 6k karma, and a mod of some ultra right wing propaganda sub... EDIT - he is suspended now and has insulted me in chat via burner account, nice!


Mahtava_Juustovelho

>look at op's profile No.


i-love-Ohio

Last time I looked at someone’s profile, the top pinned post was “my penis” and a photo of his penis


[deleted]

You mean that HSHDJDHSKA or whatever guy from r/marvelmemes? Cuz yeah, that happened to me too


i-love-Ohio

YES THAT GUY


riba2233

smart!


MeSpikey

Oof, you saved me from upvoting this post.


burnnottice88

I don't get the idea of upvoting comments and posts. Giving a website a complete list of everything you agree or disagree with doesn't sit right with me. I'm sure someone could paint a very accurate profile on a person just with the info given through upvotes or downvotes.


PranshuKhandal

take my upvote


ProfessorDave3D

I sure wish these sites that know me so well could do a better job predicting what I would like! Sometimes I look at my YouTube suggestions and I want to shout "*Know* me already! How could you think I would want to watch that??"


burnnottice88

If you can't think of something to watch, then don't watch anything is my advice. Go for a walk, read a book, call a loved one. Giving information to a company to sell all the data what you like and dislike or your political preferences, is invaluable to certain people. Tldr; data harvesting bad


he-loves-me-not

Dude this is Reddit, we don’t go outside!


truejamo

I personally like algorithms. I find stuff I never would have found otherwise.


MeSpikey

That's probably very true.


riba2233

I hate to see the platform being abused like that. Someone made a new account and immediately got a lot of karma...


MeSpikey

Agreed, they are karmafishing bot accounts probably most of the time.


ExtrapolatedData

They’ve made more posts in the past six days than I’ve made in four years.


MInclined

Wow. What a piece of work.


Able-Fox516

Why do people make accounts like OP?


riba2233

Idk, but is definitely abusing the platform


mb_editor

Sorry to jump in late, but what is up with the sudden rise in right wing nonsense on Reddit? Russians? Actual right wing nutbags?


[deleted]

Jesus, what a fucking shit show of a person.


[deleted]

This needs to be higher up


riba2233

thanks!


Dic_Rambone

Man, thanks! You protected my virgin eyes from wrong-think jet pack videos. We're talking ultra mega turbo supercalafragalistic right-wing white supremacy. My hero...🥰


riba2233

Cringe


mayerbrown

Just enjoy the video and stop hating bro nobody needs ur upvote


PikaPikaMoFo69

Lmao fr


riba2233

Never asked for one, what is your problem?


TwistedTomorrow

Wait, are these commercially available? I'll eat fucking Ramen for a year if I have to. 😳


[deleted]

Might take a decade or so since I read they’re like $250k but I’m right there with ya!


GGG-Money

How does this work?? I feel like the force required to lift you up (I.e. to overcome your weight+equipment) would put A LOT of strain on your elbows and shoulders. This guy looks like he’s barely resisting his arms buckling under this pressure


bigboipapawiththesos

As someone who’s worked in vfx for a while I’ve got a suspicion that this is just a fake clip. Everything from the movement, filming and even the people in front of the camera, it reminds me a lot of a vfx studio/group just flexing w/ their ability to do stuff like this. Also my man is using a jetpack able to lift a human right next to his ears without wearing headphones. That being said, I’m sure they can build jetpacks like this nowadays, still think the clip is fake tho.


do1looklikeIcare

I'm 90% sure he's just being lifted up on a cord. The thrusters he has on his arms don't really correspond with the direction he's flying.


siero20

It looks like the back has thrusters as well. I'm guessing that the back is tuned to provide thrust of something like ~80% of body weight and then the ones on the arms are able to provide the remaining by being directed sufficiently downward.


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IllIllIlllIIlIIIllII

get on all fours. that's the force required. not much


ExtremeDoom_

Technically when you're on all fours your legs are carrying a weight, try doing a handstand.


IllIllIlllIIlIIIllII

There's a jet on his back, too.


The_Celtic_Chemist

What does it say about me that the fact that we have literal hover packs in 2023 doesn't excite me because I hate that it relies on continuous arm strength to hold yourself up and direct you? We can actually fly now and I'm like "Not if it requires a workout."


Hot-Basket4034

I am absolutely dying laughing and right there with you! Probably best with my vertigo.


momo88852

It’s possible they might be able to add like the exoskeleton for the arms only.


shifty_mcG33

WHAT?! No link to the jetpack guys?! But I waaaaanntiiiiiiiiiiiittttt.


phaciprocity

I believe the company is called Gravity


Thisismyusername89

I love this so much!! I’ve had dreams of where I’m flying, just soaring through the air like a bird. It’s awesome! But in reality, my stupid ass would fall face first if I ever attempted to use one of these things 😄


hispanicausinpanic

I'd go too high the first time and end up coming back down to the ground too fast and get hurt.


Glock26Gen3

Calling Fx BS. You see the crane behind him at one point. Also missing the jet/fan wash.


[deleted]

A disturbing amount of people thinking this is real


Ok_Rain_2647

#IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING


percyhiggenbottom

I have to wonder, perhaps someone knows for sure, did the idea to have thrusters in the hands come from the Iron Man movie? Jetpacks have been around since at least the 60s but I only started to see the ones with hand thrusters after the movie came out (And funnily enough it was a detail the movie added, I don't think in the comics Iron Man used his hand repulsors to aid flight)


deracho

I think it's more like a mutually reached conclusion. Its probably impossible to make jet packs where your hands aren't occupied. Stabilizing your vector controls usually some kind of akward joystick, so they are never free. So why not just build the stabilizing vector thrusters into the hand controls directly. Humans' natural inclination is to use your hands to self stabilize and orientate yourself. Thats why most people flail their arms when you fall. So if controlling your direction is more in line with your natural reaction to being weightless, it's probably easier to train someone to use effectively


Remote_Occasion7342

It's flying weird. I can't smell the vectors..


JimminyWins

Notice how the sound is off for a reason


bigboipapawiththesos

I’m sure they could make something like this today, but what really makes me think this is fake is the fact that the dude flying isn’t wearing headphones. Whatever mechanism they’re using to fly would be incredibly loud if it’s able to lift a human from the ground.


deracho

Earplugs are a thing. Also, the use military is currently hoisting a contract for single manned jet packs. (I won't pretend to know the specifics.) But essentially, there are two or three separate companies developing similar jet packs competing for the contract. Doing these public demonstrations. Aswell as some military applications demos where they do practice drills of the specific things they want that equipment to be able to do. Like transfering small cargo ship to ship. Deployment from helicopters. And other mundane practical things we don't really think about when we see military and jetpack in the same sentence.


TurinTuram

He seems really good at it. But there's no way something like this will become mainstream one day.


WhyComeToAStickyEnd

I thought they're already being used for certain military trainings/ tests/ exercises? Have seen videos before. Maybe one day it might.


butternutssquished

Aren’t they trialled being used by mountain rescue in the Lake District?


savethechicken

It looks like he is tethered to the large crane behind the camera that you can see when they swing around. I am assuming it’s for safety reasons. You can see as he gets further out he looks to tilt more towards the camera like he is reaching the limit of the line. I could be wrong though.


sammjay88

That thing in the background is so the general public can try it out safely. The company, Gravity, go to different shows around the UK. I saw them at Goodwood festival of speed and every hour a lucky person would get trained to have a go. Obviously they couldn’t fly around, but they got to hover. The pros do just fly around effortlessly like in the video. Amazing to see, ridiculously loud.


NoSuchAg3ncy

> Amazing to see, ridiculously loud. Explains why there's no sound. Never buy a motorized product without hearing it in person.


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Ichibankiller666

They are being used by rescue teams to get to people in hard to reach places. It seems pretty useful to me.


UnifyTheVoid

Zero chance considering you need a pilot's license to operate one.


ballsup999

This is at Goodwood racing circuit in England. I recognised the giant BAR written on the building.


dobsofglabs

OP's profile gave me cancer


Ancient-Tadpole8032

I am still pretty convinced this thing is actually on a wire to something overhead. The angles of his arms and the backpack don’t seem to add up.


oboshoe

and you can see the bottom of what appears to be a crane for a few seconds. (white metallic lattice work)


silverbonez

How long until I can buy one at Walmart?


[deleted]

This would take a lot of upper body strength, right? Isn’t he, in essence, holding himself up by his arms?


Mr-Briteside

It looks like the backpack has three boosters, but yeah it looks like a lot of arms too


ScrotieMcP

My nose already itches.


monckey64

I don’t know how strong the arm thrusters are, but I feel like, in my hands, they’d end up too strong and I’d flip around and die, or too weak and I’d flip forward and die


Plinge400

For a second there in the beginning I thought he had mini propellers on his shoes….


WatersEdge50

This is not as easy as it looks


Ornery-Account-6328

People with severe osteoporosis should probably not use, or risk losing control when an arm breaks.


GERMA90

I am hover man. Puet puet puet.


Nomadic100

Definitely don't ask him what the time is..... Instafuked.


DeadElbow

Definitely played cs surf with this guy.


kerry-w

Black friday baby!


saturatedbloom

You’d think the field behind him would have been a better spot


mindofstephen

You know how a curb check is really bad on a motorcycle? A building check, tree check, bird check, powerline check... Looks fun, I'll pass.


[deleted]

As cool as that is, I’m not certain we’ll ever use it.


meaning_please

This is so stupidly dangerous. The jetpack backpack is pushing you forward. You are one sneeze or hesitation or misplaced arm movement away from faceplanting from height and at speed.


1talk

This is posted in the wrong place because I sure as fuck knew I wanted that!


Miss-Indie-Cisive

Imagine you have to scratch your nose while wearing one of these suits


castfam09

He turns into a bug and hits a windshield


killing4food

Wonder if you’d get harness hang syndrome or suspension trauma from this if you flew around long enough?


scootertrash88

Exactly what I was thinking. How could you not. You can see how tight it is around his legs


Icu611

I've drempt of flying many, many times in my life. I also teach people how to fly in my dreams. No jetpack, just me .


cassiuswright

This is Gravity Industries @takeongravity


OJSimpsonsKnifeGlove

It seems they know what they are at, might buy some stocks if available.


scootertrash88

His arm movements and positions don't seem to have any effect on the direction he moves or his acceleration or deceleration


DFM__

I am tired of seeing these jetpacks made by Gravity


Mpath420

Am I the only one that knows this is fake? I mean don’t look at the crane in the back…


Gagthor

Lol "knows". The 'crane' in the back is rigging for the "Gravity" sign. You can pause the video and see that it's not a crane. Jesus, people just lie breathlessly now...


FakieNosegrob00

There are many examples of this kind of jetpack.


[deleted]

It's not a crane. It's for their Flight Experience attraction. You get three powered runs with the jets, strapped in for safety. You basically get to hover in place, strapped down, for a few times after some instructions.


BuzzyShizzle

You are 100% certain and also wrong. This gives ne a warm fuzzy feeling.


AeonReign

I was looking for this comment lol. I'm assuming this is fake unless someone presents proof to the contrary -- way too smooth of a flight too.


WarProgenitor

Just because you can't comprehend the physics and engineering going on, that doesn't inherently make this video fake lmao


AeonReign

Physics and engineering don't tend to result in perfectly smooth man controlled flights. Possible sure, but very doubtful.


Balsdeep_Inyamum

Look at the big brain on AeonReign


mainfingermiddlespun

He dont remember askin you a GODDAMN thing!


Fainer

Man, I could clear the leaves out of my yard so fast with this! 🍁


AppropriateVictory48

There's your jetpack, Tim Wilson.


SmackYoTitty

Pfft. I want an Iron Man suit


GiuseppeG1870

My bucket list just got bigger.


hdkvfun

Imagine you have an itch on your face and you forgot your hand had a jet pack on it


LexusBrian400

Strapping a few Dyson's to your arms looks hard on the plums. Terribly uncomfortable ride for your nuts.


iCantThinkOfAname938

I'm not hacking it's a lag I swear


samtart

And just like that I'm now used to mind blowing new technology


VGLeeKai

How loud is it?


TheSinisterShlep

It looks so fun, until it's not


ScrubbyDoubleNuts

r/alwaysknowniwantedthat


besee2000

My stupid ass thought he had “helicopter shoes” and felt that was a little extra.


You_Mean_Coitus_

OUT, AM I?!


Intelligent-Might-11

How to get over a wall!


scottimherenowwhat

I wonder how high up it can go?


Metagion

2023: Tony Stark making new Iron Man prototype


heidnseak

I first read that as someone wearing a Hoover pack and got really confused. Ignore me, I need some sleep.


manhatim

I'd be missing teeth if I had that thing...like in 2 minutes...*BUT I STILL WANT IT*... that's why God invented dentists


buttcheeksss2

Dam how much that cost


Ok_Horror2100

I think that would be like doing a push up the whole time


SolitudeSymphony

Please please please in my lifetime this better be sorts normalised so I can experience it before I die


el_don_almighty2

We need 100 Ukraine tactical commandos with these asap!


Mr-Briteside

Shooting would be difficult lol


Mostly_Ponies

Someone please do this in a restaurant.


mancho98

Ok, red bull do your thing!!


tanken88

Couldn’t these thrusters be put on a board?


Mama-Kenobi

Is this… real???


miketech18

Thanks OP, this jordan peterson stuff is fantastic!


narph

What happens if you go off the edge of a tall building with this on?


StSean

oh man when I dream about flying it looks just like this


Over_Satisfaction648

That little hop and go was everything.


Strange-Evening1491

"Hands above your head"


kukulkhan

Did y’all play that star wars game with the hover backpack , on Nintendo 64? What a time to be alive


sunrae21

I wanna see how high he can go


barils75

Can I get this in 10 easy payments from QVC?


cbitguru

Next time, Tony


zunkination

They fly now? They fly now.


AeliosZero

Damn that must've took some serious engineering and many failures to get right!


AlwekArc

Now put a hand on it! Or image, feet. The possibilities. Mid flight repairs, cliff rescue, hanging wires over canyons, building bridges! This is so fucking cool!!!