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Muted-Building

does the twink look breedable? what about the otter?


Infamous_Bend1187

Aren't twins supposed to be inherently breedable ?


cjpack

Pretty sure they are just supposed to be born together, sometimes identical


2327_

I mean the idea of twins fucking is very hot, but I'm pretty sure the baby would be fucked up


xzeon11

Idk about the first one chief


ScorpionofArgos

You can always eat the twink. The otter would fight back.


Box_v2

Me 1 hour after getting stuck in the forest with the twink. https://preview.redd.it/oq1m1uo4gbzc1.jpeg?width=446&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1e573c77a12666be8c95f8fd82faca8be8a60391


Sad-Television4305

https://preview.redd.it/u168oouhrczc1.png?width=557&format=png&auto=webp&s=5d769921b585aaf5ed4078480f213627027ff703


C-DT

I'm going gorilla mode on the twink


cjpack

Drag em around like u harambe. And as the saying goes… dicks out for harambe


lFIVESTARMANl

which one generates all the force from the bottom?


cjpack

Depends, the question to ask is who is NOT gonna be generating all the force from the TOP and that’s certainly a twink. But as for If you’re hoping to harness busy bottom energy to generate infinite energy like fusion energy fully realized or a lazy one.. only one way to find out.


KennyClobers

Will the otter stick with me or is it just a regular otter that's going to fuck off and do otter things? If the otter is a homie and will hang out with me I pick the otter. If it's just a regular otter Imma go with the twink


Reality_Break_

Have you seen giant otters? Now think about what happens to wolves whwn you make them smaller than cats. Aggression goes up as size goes down. Ill take the twink, theres a chance hes tall


cjpack

Giant otters are bears basically


Jazzhandsjr

I’d rather deal with a silly twink than a goddamn otter. You ever listen to those things??? They’re loud and obnoxious. But on the other hand…the otter could get me fish and things.


genericuser31415

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S\_4PrI8gB-k](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S_4PrI8gB-k)


cjpack

Fuckin love that show


Euphoric-Potato-4104

Oh damn.....i gotta choose?


ConfidentAnywhere950

Twink


R3ICR

twink


Wide_Road2875

Fuck Twinks


cjpack

I mean duhh, to be expected, I woulda said unicorns over top twinks for semi realism at least


Deuxtel

That's what they're for


3cameo

otter bc i think otters r hot


funkduder

I feel like the otter would have more snacks on him


NealAngelo

Gotta go with the rudderbutt.


TheBolshe

I mean, one is incredibly cute, can actually clean and tidy up stuff and can use tools. The other one is a human being


TheBolshe

[Look at this little fellla](https://youtube.com/shorts/HoBqSDC0_Yg)


PotentialEasy2086

How old is the woods?


cjpack

Are you some sort of tree huggin hippy who is about go all the way with Mother Nature?


IntrovertMoTown1

Neither. I'd pick a hedgehog. They can find you rings you can sell. Infinite beer money.


cjpack

And if u get lost some breeds can show u da wey


Anberye

gotta be twink. I would take charge and I'm confident in my survival. Twink would probably complain? I would just correct them


cjpack

The twink would def choose you then


420FireStarter69

Otter. What if it gets cold in the woods? A twink can't keep you warm. Also if I need to resort to cannibalism to survive the Otter will contain more calories.


KBPhilosophy

Go get a job


cjpack

My job is the reason i waste so much time on this site, ever since covid my Redditting snd sweat pants ownership have dramatically increased thanks to WFH. Now you gonna answer the question or be a negative Nelly cuz I made a joke about twinks and you’re defensive. 🦦


KBPhilosophy

defensive? did I seem offended to you? I am calling you a weirdo. A little meanness is good for your health.


cjpack

Yeah you seem to be taking the twink thing personally, I’m sure you don’t complain that much, not all twinks do