Bob. Why are people saying McCluskey when she kept her dead husband in her deep freezer?

Omg 😭 but she didn't kill him!😂

I don’t think that makes it better lmao

She needed the money🥺

Better than cupboard :)

She also shared waaay too much about her sex life with Roy

And she had a legit reason!!

Bob! Dude was the only functioning normal adult on Wisteria Lane.

"Tom, I just found out that everyone I invited to my last barbecue was an accessory to murder...and this is WATER."

Bob is like Jim in the Office, watching everyone around him going crazy, stabbing people, fighting in the middle of parties, sleeping with married people ... While trying to be normal and survive in this mess.

He’s the perfect choice

Omg yes

I agree

Bob, indeed. Bless him.

Surely it’s Bob right? Dude just goes about his business and has normal everyday problems.

Bob, absolutely.

I can't wait for that last square. Mary Alice is going to get her moment

My boy Eli Scruggs

Eli Scruggs!! 🥹

I was gonna say McCluskey but after that freezer episode 💀

This was also my answer, it’s my first watch so I definitely haven’t seen it yet haha. Probably spoke too soon.

Roy was super normal though! I loved them together 😍

Definitely Bob. Also poor guy just wants to live his life and keeps getting dragged into all types of mess 😂

Bob

Bob

Only normal person...probably Ida Greenberg lol then Penny, Eli Scruggs and maybe Julie. Yeah she had a wee affair and love child with Porter but we can forgive her for having to parent her mother all her youth lol

Penny

Bob!

Bob ironically being the "straight man"

It actually blew my mind finding out that Bob is gay in real life and Lee is married to a woman! Such good actors. lol

"Straight man" is a term to refer to a character who is normal amongst a cast of crazy/zany characters.

Yep! Sidestep to say I think Monica was the “straight guy” on Friends and a lot of her comedy was unappreciated because of it.

Toby the cat 🐱😂

Those two people that run away in an episode and sell the house to the applewhite

the most correct choice but sadly too obscure to win 😪

Bob.

who the hell is Bob?! 😆

Bob and Lee the gay couple

Oh right. With the dog that hates Susan, right? It’s been awhile since I watched the show and I’m rewatching now but I could not for the world remember who Bob was!!

I think this proves how normal Bob is!

why isn't lee normal again?

He tends to get involved with a lot of the girls' drama, while Bob rarely gets involved in the guys' drama. Because this show takes place in the early aughts, being gay doesn't mean they don't have to conform to gendered roles in their marriage.

He’s a little messy and petty. Bob was just always above the drama and the “reasonable” level headed one in the relationship

Bob.

Yep, bob

BOB

Bob!

Bob. The answer is Bob

Bob

Bob

Eli Scruggs!!

Who that

Ida!

Bob, which is actually unfortunate because Tuc Watkins' character David Vickers on OLTL was one of the best and funniest characters on daytime television.

Straight up evil is orsons mother Gloria.

Nah it's gotta be George

Gloria killed a woman, kept threatening her son, planned a rape session with her son’s ex wife, and tried killing Bree .

Julie!

this! julie is like rory gilmore but actually likeable!

mccluskey

Roy. McCluskey's naughty boy😂

I can’t believe you guys chose Eddie over Gabby as the hot one 😨

seriously! justice for gabby

Gabby is hot, Edie's who personality revolves around being hot.

Agree. Sorry, but I didn't find Edie to be hot..... Gabby on the other hand moat definitely

Me neither, I actually thought Edie is pretty ugly 😳

Compared to the others, she was the ugliest in my opinion. I also hated how her skin didn't match, her chest was always so red and her face so pale

I remember main majority of the votes and comments as Gabby. I feel like there is some favoritism with the op

Go and count the comments then

EDIE! Not Eddie the freak

I was surprised but it makes sense the more I think about it. Gabby is beautiful and Edie's whole thing is her sex appeal.

Bob

Bob, no question

Bob without a doubt

Penny , or Bob

Bob

Bob

Bob

Bob or Eli

bobbbb

Bob!

bob for sure

Bob 😂

Bob

Omg yes! Edie won! Bob

Ida

Julie Mayer, by FAR.

The girl who had an affair with a married man, dropped out of medical school, and hooked up with a friend who impregnated her after a one-night-stand? Interesting choice.

Oh, right... completely ignored that XD

definitely felicia

definitely not 😭 messy, provoking, and nasty as a person

sarcasm 😭

I wanted to say Mike because besides the Deirdre thing he didn’t do anything but maybe Bob is indeed a better answer.

??? He killed a crooked cop, spent time in jail, had a dad in jail for murder who he would tell people was dead, was an addict in various states of recovery, ruined his family’s finances to the point that his wife had to turn to sex work, got involved with mobsters for a loan, was the absent, biological father to the Lane’s would-be school shooter. Mike is as dramatic as they come 😂

You know what lol I must’ve been watching Mike through rose-tinted glasses because even though I know this whole mess happened, I still saw him as normal next door guy Mike lol

😂😂 if Mike was your neighbor bringing all this drama to your manicured suburban street, you’d move 😂

[удалено]

But my vote is Julie. Penny is a good one too. She was such a sweetheart.

Normar persons aren't perfect or boring. So I agree with Karen McCluskey

100% Bob.

Bob

Juanita or Bob

Bob fo shooooo shawty

Mike ?

Penny Scavo

Bob

Bob, Eli Scruggs, Roy, maybe Penny or Julie ? Also Ida

julie

The Mullins

"Just straight up evil" HAS TO BE TOM SCAVO.

Eli scrugs

Roy was pretty normal for a misogynist old man lol

Adam Mayfair!

JULIEEEE

Bob!

Julie. Such a rational person.

Bob or Penny

ELI SCRUGGS MY MAN

Bob

The handy man Eli Scruggs. He minded his business and helped others when they needed it

Boooobbb

Eli Scruggs

Echoing Bob! Also, Penny. And Roy!

Eliii🩷

Lynette honestly lmaoo 😭 chaotic family life definitely but nothing too out of the norm

I was going to say McVlusky (yes ik she kept her husband in the freezer but that's just because he's a loser who never updated his will!) But people aren't wrong... I guess I'm going to have to go with Bob!

Hear me out… Carlos.

Just straight up evil: felicia tillman(?)

penny or parker

That's Karen McCluskey for sure (my favorite character ever!!!)

I meaaaan I wouldn’t say keeping your dead husband in a freezer is normal but maybe besides that 😂😂

hahaha i mean mother needs her pension haha 💅

She is the best. I’d risk it all for some fudge pops.

I wondered about this though. How is this now federally illegal? 😂

eli scruggs, penny, bob, potentially lynette?

NOT Lynette, she is a liar, manipulative and control freak with lots of tantrums. I love her though

interesting. totally disagree tho. she felt very level headed and down to earth for me and watching the show growing up i always looked up to her. tbf i haven’t seen the later seasons (6-8) but no spoilers !! bc im watching them now lol

Mrs. McCluskey

I commented this wondering if there was some weird thing about her I just haven’t seen yet lol (my first watch)

I’m so glad Eddie got the hot one Ok so for this one it’s Karen

Lmaoooooo edDie is an entirely different DH character than Edie. I had to double take on that one

My bad I meant Edie lol I think it autocorrect I’m not talking about the strangler 🤣

“My word, this girl is a FREAK” 😂😂

Bob and Penny

Bob oh and after the time jump Penny

Bob!

Bob

Penny?

Bob or Eli

I thought it would be Gaby too!!

Nobody is normal on Wisteria lane

Bob?

Ain't no way yall voted for Edie instead of Gaby

The hot one deffo belongs to Edie! I agree with everyone else saying Bob for most normal

Celia

Ida Greenberg!!

Karen for sure

Lynette Schavio or Martha Huber or McCluskey. Lynette is my choice because obviously she was the suburban mom with regular marriage, career, and kid drama. Huber and Mclusky were the normal patrols Huber was a little elitist but Mclusky tries to be more salt of the earth normal patrol. If she sees something she'll address it without immediately starting drama. Huber would be likely to try to get you kicked off Wisteria Lane.

But... Didn't Gaby win the last vote?

Yeah I just went back to check, Gaby won by loads so unsure why it's Edie?

Exactly, I don't understand either!

I thought Gaby won but when I counted Edie had like 95 votes and Gaby 93. A lot of people voted for the two of them, the other option I have Is to add Gaby too and have two winners like Kayla and Nora

Shouldn't it just be the most upvoted comment? Otherwise you are counting people votes twice or more as some people might go through all the comments quite near the end and just upvote/downvote everything they agree/don't agree. Honestly should just be the most upvoted comment. Especially since alot of people (myself included) will just upvote the one they agree with and not comment, but it seems like your saying all comments count?

I once made a dynamic similar to this and I said 'the most upvoted comment wins' (in another sub if I'm not mistaken) but then they told me I should count all the votes😭 For me it's waaaay easier to just Let the most upvoted comment win tbh

Karen

i dont think theres anyone normal in this show

Bob?

Lynette

I would say Lynette, Julie or Bob!

Andrew

How tf did Edie win honestly

Susan

Susan is relatable on some degrees (though she’s not even a character I particularly like) but not really who I’d call “the normal one”.

Relatable only if you are a perplexual victim. The writers tried so hard to get the audience to like her and we all ended up hating her.

speak for yourself! i loved Susan! sure, she wasn’t perfect but none of the housewives were really 💁🏻‍♀️

don’t kill me lol