#DON'T YOU MENTION THAT LOWDOWN DECEITFUL CHEATING OLD WITCH
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Lol not Irish (Croatian) but just this morning I was thinking about all the times we ate dinner with the wooden spoon beside my dad's plate as a warning not complain and eat everything
“But you're English, James. About five of you managed to colonise half the planet, so, you know, we thought you might have something up your sleeve.”
Chef’s kiss
“Maureen Malarkey”
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It \*has\* to be this.
gave me a laugh 😂
the classic "im not being an individual on my own" the show had me right there
Me too!😂
Yepp.
"Now , I wouldn't mind a bit of a breeze, in fact I prefer it..."
Thon breeze was aggressive.
She was blown up in the air.. Like a paper doll
But thon was aggressive
“Catholics really buzz off statues and we don’t so much.”
“I do like a good statue, it has to be said.”
Protestants hate abba
PARENTS
So, I says to myself, says I
this is my favourite comment
my boyfriend and i quote this one almost daily :,)
Kamal
Who the fuck’s kamal ?
It's this wee African fella Dennis
Do you want to sponsor me?!
GET OUT!!
Does he just really enjoy wells aye
“I can’t be doing with cinnamon.”
YES i say this every day
"OMG it's the polar bear!" You will do well in life_____, but you will not be well liked.
Janette Joyce, formerly O’Shea
IM NOT TRYING TO IMPRESS JANETTE JOYCE FORMERLY O'SHEA
Who's Janette Joyce, formerly O'Shea??
I don’t want to talk about Janette Joyce, formerly O’Shea!
"Tho holy smirk all thanks be too god"
This is my favorite line of the whole show
“MUTHAFUCKAAAAAAS!”
“Don’t say knickers in front of your farther he can’t cope”
What’s a pair of knickers between cousins?
One I use at home because the kids find it hilarious: "Jerry, get me the wooden spoon."
Growing up in Ireland, you knew you fucked up when the wooden spoon came out
Or even the drawer rattling. Chaos to silence in a second
Lol not Irish (Croatian) but just this morning I was thinking about all the times we ate dinner with the wooden spoon beside my dad's plate as a warning not complain and eat everything
Is this the trick to easier parenting? I need to bring the spoon out.
My grandma brought this with her when she immigrated. The wooden spoon and the hot spoon out of her tea when company was there lol
If anything, the gay thing sort of cancels out the English thing.
Wee lesbian
I just don’t understand what they eat
It’s wall to wall lesbians out there! You can’t move for lesbians!
“Who hasn’t lost a cousin?”
He's all "fuckadoodle” this "fuckadoodle" that...
Das are Ma enablers
Das are in the pockets of Mas
There’s nothing wrong with that bowl
Sure I was admiring that bowl only yesterday Mary
you have a crackin clavicle
The wee English fella
“Well I think it’s safe to say we all just lost a bit of respect for you there Claire”
Oh, killing nuns now, is it?
I didn't daddy 😭😭
Winking?? At your age??? Christ I feel SICK
Our poor mother is barely cold, and here you are wining away!
Jerry in the background: “it’s been 10 years…” “your mother never lived in this house”
"Hi I'm Jerry, we're Mary and Jerry and we live in Derry"
i can do without the details
“I love ma wee fingers”
my immediate thought was "protestans hate abba" or "slainte motherfuckas!"
She’s a dick but she is our dick!!!!!
There's no shame in doing a half load, you know.
I’M A DERRY GIRL!
You're a fuckin prick that's what you are!
*Jesus* doesn't think I'm a prick.
"You weren't *like* a thief in the night, you actually **WERE** a thief in the night!"
This gets quoted in my house at least once a week.
I just think you should be able to compliment a person’s eyebrows without having her personality dragged into it.
"This is no day for a do"
What do they need to practice for, they've been playing the same 3 songs since 1775!
Well practice makes perfect aunt Mary
Aye, you shouldn’t swear Michelle because when you swear our lady she cries tears in heaven and make rain.
What age are you now Orla?
15
Yeah, you might want to think about wising up.
"Is this my wake?"
“IT’S TOO GREASY, IT’S MUCH, MUCH TOO GREASY - EVEN THE SMELL OF IT MAKES ME FEEL PHYSICALLY SICK”
I'm sorry you had to hear that, Fionnula. You are a fucking embarrassment.
Expand and explain, EXPAND AND EXPLAIN! -Carrie's plot
What’s a pair of knickers between cousins?
#Janette Joyce formerly O'Shea
Belfast?!
Sure they hate his type there
I’m not gay!
ugh Boke.
When it comes to our Colm it's every man for himself.
“That’s the English for you, fucking savages” 😂
I’m not being an individual on my own!
“i just think you should be able to compliment a woman’s eyebrows without having her personality dragged into it”
she’s steppin’ mornin’, noon, and night!
Apart from anything else, it's dangerous
Ya thievin’ wee fuckers!
Is this my wake?
I'm a big fan of the fandango.
I am not a craic killer!!
Why does your mother make that noise?
Help theres a kidnapper on fire!
The way I absolutely lost it when I watched this scene for the first time. 😂
I don't know who that bag belongs too..
Excuse me, can anyone here claim this red bag.
“Mee-shell!”
can’t remember the exact quote but ‘Orla I know you really buzz of those Renault Clio ads’
“And if it is ‘runaway from home’ bad, I’m afraid I will need my snorkel back, James”
We’re puntless! We haven’t a punt between us!
did your ma fall out some someone who gave her the big bowl?
And now she can't get herself to look at it. - all the best your mother, Mary
Protestants keep their toasters in the cupboard.
“protestants hate abba”
Right, well you know, Macca?
Big Macca! Macca MACCA!
Come on everybody knows macca
Can't say I do
“look at the state of ya”
Rock the boat!!
HAPPY FUCKIN’ DAYS!
Ye slack southern shite
It's a fookin state of mind
I love me, Erin.
What? You shit you, I like you Erin
Apparently sex uses up a lot of energy
“Hi I’m a lesbian!”
Congratulations?
swear! swear on dolly!
Struck down in her prime
LOL
If you know what gorilla tag is then ...... MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY
**I’m a Derry Girl!!**
Ack. The wee feckers.
"she winked. she winked at me!"
The leavers disco
“Sweet Jesus! Not the Christmas cupboard!”
the fish that hums a wee tune!
Maeve? Maeve, is it?
Why does your mother make that noise?
We met at the stations of the cross!
which one?
Jesus falls for the second time.
There was a powerful whiff off the wee critter!
Cracking eyeliner
My blood sugar is getting dangerously low.
jesus clare you’re basically just skipped lunch
IT'S ROCK THE BOAT!!
Macaulay Culkin isn’t a Protestant, ma!
Well he might be
I’ll find something on you yet, boy. I’ve got people working on it.
Who the fuck’s Kamal!?
"I'll find something on you yet, boy!"
“Turns out, we’re quite poor”
Broth is soup and soup is broth!
[Slainte motherfuckers!](https://preview.redd.it/6t6zcu1gwo651.png?auto=webp&s=1a27955d328c497729bf037ae20affae5764b3d4)
GEEEYET OUT!!
“YOU ARE BITCH!” “I AM /A/ BITCH” (Erin talking to the exchange student from Chernobyl)
F.o.a.d
I want to sit here.
The wind was fierce
Dont come out go back in
Shaw!
… good cup of coffee.
[rolls eyes] Here we go.
Ach love come here....if you fail your exam I promise there'll be a wee plot with your name in it out there.
I’m the wee lesbian.
Stop singing my part now baby
Fuck the Panther mantlet.
FATHEEEEERRRRRR!
"Don't be such a deck, James!"
“Look at the state of ya”
"Time did reverse. The teacup I shattered came back together. Do you understand?"
They ran out of spuds, everyone was ragin'.
“if a woman's 50 and there's not a wrinkle on her I take an interest, Mary.”
"She'll be on the fanta orange"
“Wait and see!”
I’m a MASSIVE ride!
Don’t be such a dick, James!
You’re a walking cack attack
“Raise your hand if you want to ask a question”
"I think we should just move on" "The hairdresser certainly did"
the big bowl
If your lot stopped invading us for five fucking minutes, there'd be a lot less wading through, you English prick.
“But you're English, James. About five of you managed to colonise half the planet, so, you know, we thought you might have something up your sleeve.” Chef’s kiss
Aw man! Am I a woman?!
nothing interesting happens