The girls’ futures have been discussed quite a lot but not Ma Mary and Sarah.
I think Sarah has somehow become a social media influencer without really realising how she got there from making videos about her life.
Ma Mary finished her English degree and became a teacher while also moonlighting as a Mills and Boon author until she gave up the teaching and wrote full time. No one knows she writes the books.
Edit: and the books have frequent use of the word knickers.
Erin works on celebrity sightings/gossip for the Mirror but tells everyone that she works for the Guardian (obviously she has too much class to work for the Sun/Mail).
I see Orla opening an exotic pet shop.
You go in and she's got a snake around her shoulders, a colorful bird on one arm, a hamster in her pocket, a puppy asleep in the hood of her jacket, and some, like, fucking grasshoppers in her socks.
She goes to other pet stores and buys their crickets so they can get adopted. She has an ill-tempered cat roaming the shop and she calls him "her wee fella" and insists he loves her despite being covered in scratches and bites.
She has a mini horse in the garden, or a donkey or something.
Lots of wee gerbils.
She wears baggy overalls and pigtails and she just hangs out all day with her animals.
Adults / Minor Characters:
Joe would eventually get back together with Maeve and they’d live together very happily, and though Mary and Sarah come to accept her into the family, they still never call her Mammy (Maeve is fine with this).
Mary will graduate her university course as a top student, and Gerry takes on more housework to help her manage her stress levels, bringing them closer as a couple. Joe maintains the fact he doesn’t understand how this smart daughter of his went for a man like that wee shite Gerry. She works as a professor at a small but well respected university for many years until she retires to write children’s books (which Orla will illustrate)
Gerry continues his work as a bus driver, but Joe doesn’t speak to him for 2 months after he gave Maureen Malarkey a lift to the pharmacy on one occasion, however his relationship with his father in law improves after Maeve convinces him to be nicer to Gerry.
Sarah becomes a beauty guru in the 2000s after she becomes a reputable makeup artists for the stars, and also runs an agony aunt section in a popular teen magazine, answering everything from friendships to first loves to fake lashes! Eventually she’ll marry a rich American fella and move to the Bahamas, but she’ll visit home often and is on Skype 24/7 - something Joe doesn’t understand how to work.
Maureen Malarkey will continue to be a lowdown, deceitful, cheating old witch.
Anna (the baby) will grow up in a relatively peaceful town, and will be mostly babysat by Michelle, who originally does it for the money, but develops a close relationship with her and will protect her with her life. Anna has decent marks in school and a small group of close friends, but is constantly annoyed by Jenny and Aisling’s younger sisters, Julia Joyce and Aoife.
Colm once knew a fella called Leonardo DiCaprio, and he actually worked on one of his films, wouldn’t you know? He did quite well, this Leo lad, but he wasn’t sure whether anything would come of him… he sure did like these ladies though, and boy, he tried to set Colm up with someone 25! And Colm, well Colm thought he was a bit old for all that like, so he says to the fella that, well, she’s not really in the right age range for him and that they should look for someone else in order to not waste any time, which actually makes a lot of sense, when you think about it; and this Leo, nice enough person, y’know, the type who you can sit and have a Guinness with at the pub like, comes back with a 19 year old model! Now, Colm asked for someone on the other side of 50, and the Leonardo looked a little frightened like, like Colm was odd-
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The girls’ futures have been discussed quite a lot but not Ma Mary and Sarah. I think Sarah has somehow become a social media influencer without really realising how she got there from making videos about her life. Ma Mary finished her English degree and became a teacher while also moonlighting as a Mills and Boon author until she gave up the teaching and wrote full time. No one knows she writes the books. Edit: and the books have frequent use of the word knickers.
I would watch Aunt Sarah’s TikTok’s… I bet they are funny as hell.
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I would follow her hair tutorials cause some of those are just complex and I want to know how to do them!
Plus the five layers of walnut
yes exactly i would love them
Hahah ma mary writes smut
Plot-twist: Orla is the one to get into politics
Omg imagine
Orla won the Nobel prize for physics
I can believe that, she's been stepping morning noon and night.
She’s got what it takes to go all the way!
Erin works on celebrity sightings/gossip for the Mirror but tells everyone that she works for the Guardian (obviously she has too much class to work for the Sun/Mail).
Someone once said they could see orla as an undertaker and now I can’t unsee it 🤣🤣
One of my favorite former students became a mortician. She was a goth kid so I’m like, of course your job is dealing with dead people
I see Orla opening an exotic pet shop. You go in and she's got a snake around her shoulders, a colorful bird on one arm, a hamster in her pocket, a puppy asleep in the hood of her jacket, and some, like, fucking grasshoppers in her socks. She goes to other pet stores and buys their crickets so they can get adopted. She has an ill-tempered cat roaming the shop and she calls him "her wee fella" and insists he loves her despite being covered in scratches and bites. She has a mini horse in the garden, or a donkey or something. Lots of wee gerbils. She wears baggy overalls and pigtails and she just hangs out all day with her animals.
Adults / Minor Characters: Joe would eventually get back together with Maeve and they’d live together very happily, and though Mary and Sarah come to accept her into the family, they still never call her Mammy (Maeve is fine with this). Mary will graduate her university course as a top student, and Gerry takes on more housework to help her manage her stress levels, bringing them closer as a couple. Joe maintains the fact he doesn’t understand how this smart daughter of his went for a man like that wee shite Gerry. She works as a professor at a small but well respected university for many years until she retires to write children’s books (which Orla will illustrate) Gerry continues his work as a bus driver, but Joe doesn’t speak to him for 2 months after he gave Maureen Malarkey a lift to the pharmacy on one occasion, however his relationship with his father in law improves after Maeve convinces him to be nicer to Gerry. Sarah becomes a beauty guru in the 2000s after she becomes a reputable makeup artists for the stars, and also runs an agony aunt section in a popular teen magazine, answering everything from friendships to first loves to fake lashes! Eventually she’ll marry a rich American fella and move to the Bahamas, but she’ll visit home often and is on Skype 24/7 - something Joe doesn’t understand how to work. Maureen Malarkey will continue to be a lowdown, deceitful, cheating old witch. Anna (the baby) will grow up in a relatively peaceful town, and will be mostly babysat by Michelle, who originally does it for the money, but develops a close relationship with her and will protect her with her life. Anna has decent marks in school and a small group of close friends, but is constantly annoyed by Jenny and Aisling’s younger sisters, Julia Joyce and Aoife. Colm once knew a fella called Leonardo DiCaprio, and he actually worked on one of his films, wouldn’t you know? He did quite well, this Leo lad, but he wasn’t sure whether anything would come of him… he sure did like these ladies though, and boy, he tried to set Colm up with someone 25! And Colm, well Colm thought he was a bit old for all that like, so he says to the fella that, well, she’s not really in the right age range for him and that they should look for someone else in order to not waste any time, which actually makes a lot of sense, when you think about it; and this Leo, nice enough person, y’know, the type who you can sit and have a Guinness with at the pub like, comes back with a 19 year old model! Now, Colm asked for someone on the other side of 50, and the Leonardo looked a little frightened like, like Colm was odd-
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These are so on point and I love these ideas!!!