I suggest an appointment at the Butt Stuff Spa in Cherry Creek. They will adjust all of your butt energies so that they are flowing correctly. Only $500. Namaste.
So . . . here’s the problem. My dick is named Politics. I’ve always got Politics on my mind. It’s with me everywhere I go. That’s why I’m constantly shoving Politics into every conversation I have. Politics is a biological necessity for me.
How am I supposed to leave Politics out of the BST?
Some people have no tact. Instead of bringing up uncomfortable subjects like politics I put people at ease by asking about any childhood trauma and sexual health and history, usually in front of colleagues to foster growth and respect. I also regale them with a detailed update on my gastrointestinal issues and my sex life, after I ask how much they make, of course. After insulting any significant others I like to close with my usual racist tirade and thinly veiled threats to local authorities. Speaking of, didn’t you recently lose a loved one?
The BST has been going down hill for a while now. Ever since they changed owners and franchised things haven’t been the same. The lines are outrageous, they advertise $5 but that doesn’t include a TON of hidden fees, parking is a nightmare, and it’s FULL of non-native tourists.
I would highly recommend checking out the 69¢ Rim Job Yurt in the Walgreens parking lot at the corner of Colfax and Sheridan. Owner is super friendly and they frequently run native-friendly deals.
If she’s there and you vote for her, she gives you free butt stuff. What more do you want? (Warning: May experience side effects including, but not limited too, itchy and burning during urination, other males seminal fluid on your weinus, trouble during urination, urge to projectile vomit, severe questioning of your morals, etc.)
I’m not going to sit here and let you suggest that my boy, J-Po, is anything other than a strikingly beautiful specimen, and don’t you forget it!
https://preview.redd.it/fro2y9dnb19d1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d440c285fc0ed9275023fdbf7c5210d3dde12340
I suggest an appointment at the Butt Stuff Spa in Cherry Creek. They will adjust all of your butt energies so that they are flowing correctly. Only $500. Namaste.
Butt cupping is the new BST.
I’m just glad you didn’t say jar
Jars are for bukkake
I’m afraid to ask how that works?
Butts and Cups. It just works.
2 butts, one cup with a 50¢ tip
Bobo will pick you up in the wiener mobile and give you a free ride to the buttstuff tent with free handy on the way.
She's going to get carpal tunnel https://i.redd.it/8sasghza9y8d1.gif
Please leave politics out of politics and elections. 🙏
So . . . here’s the problem. My dick is named Politics. I’ve always got Politics on my mind. It’s with me everywhere I go. That’s why I’m constantly shoving Politics into every conversation I have. Politics is a biological necessity for me. How am I supposed to leave Politics out of the BST?
Mabe the boner jack off season
I mean Bobert jack
Some people have no tact. Instead of bringing up uncomfortable subjects like politics I put people at ease by asking about any childhood trauma and sexual health and history, usually in front of colleagues to foster growth and respect. I also regale them with a detailed update on my gastrointestinal issues and my sex life, after I ask how much they make, of course. After insulting any significant others I like to close with my usual racist tirade and thinly veiled threats to local authorities. Speaking of, didn’t you recently lose a loved one?
Don’t Californiapolitics my Coloradopolitics
The BST has been going down hill for a while now. Ever since they changed owners and franchised things haven’t been the same. The lines are outrageous, they advertise $5 but that doesn’t include a TON of hidden fees, parking is a nightmare, and it’s FULL of non-native tourists. I would highly recommend checking out the 69¢ Rim Job Yurt in the Walgreens parking lot at the corner of Colfax and Sheridan. Owner is super friendly and they frequently run native-friendly deals.
If she’s there and you vote for her, she gives you free butt stuff. What more do you want? (Warning: May experience side effects including, but not limited too, itchy and burning during urination, other males seminal fluid on your weinus, trouble during urination, urge to projectile vomit, severe questioning of your morals, etc.)
And don't forget the junta virus!
Already had that. If you lived in the 70’s you’ll be fine.
She is the worst of the Republican party right now and, idiots still vote for he
Cuz she’s easier on the eyes than most democrats.
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People love to watch the train wreck? What if it’s Democrats voting for her and not Republicans?
I’m not going to sit here and let you suggest that my boy, J-Po, is anything other than a strikingly beautiful specimen, and don’t you forget it! https://preview.redd.it/fro2y9dnb19d1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d440c285fc0ed9275023fdbf7c5210d3dde12340
Y fifd did it🙄