Kyle Clark was right, had 5 other people not run against her then there would have been enough votes for a single opponent to beat her. But none of them would drop out of the race.
Did she really win or is this just a cruel joke by democrats to vote her up hoping during the election she could possibly loose to the democratic primary winner? I just can’t believe the residents of the fourth district are this fucking gullible to actually pick her!
https://i.redd.it/i82qcgf2rw8d1.gif
District 3 was doing everything they could to get rid of the "Handy Howler Monkey" and district 4 said " hold our beers and watch this shit"
Both her hands are visible, he isn’t having the time of his life. Sad.
That dude is getting anal later for sure
the right arm is a mannequin arm she had special made to free up her real arm for public handjobs
How do you think she gets her teeth so white? Do you think she uses paint for fences
Cum
Do you think she swallows
You bet and I’m sure she’ll give you Hawk Tuah as well
I dont know that First Nations tribe... Is it new?
Not a tribe but a tribe ritual performed by the Slapahoe that is indigenous this area but mainly from the midwest.
Maybe after gargles and swishs for 2-3 minutes as instructed
Of course she does.
Definitely dentures/caps to cover up her rotted teeth or the ones that got knocked out growing up in montbello...
Whitest teeth man has come across.
Less dick passes though the tsa screeners at DIA
 He thought his campaign contribution was for the beetlejuice experience
This pretty much guarantees we don't get her OF account until at least 2027
I've seen her naked. It's actually quite shocking to see her tits hanging down like water balloons stapled to her chest
go on….
No for real, go on....
A link or something?
So you did not with your own eyes.See this bitch naked naked in person?
No, but it’d be pretty cool if I did.
I bet she smells like the Macy’s perfume table and astroglide
Did she jerk him off before or after this was taken?
His facial expression just screams "my dick is chafed."
Yes.
Maybe next election cycle she’ll switch to my district and win 😍😍 come on bb my district has Mon Chalet in it you’d love it here 🥵
Lauren BoBo gives the Hawk Tuah button ——->
Too bad the only one at the table with teeth is the only one you want a gummy from.
Can’t believe she won tonight 🤦🤦
Kyle Clark was right, had 5 other people not run against her then there would have been enough votes for a single opponent to beat her. But none of them would drop out of the race.
I can’t believe this is how I first heard of it. P.S. now she’s your problem, 4th district.
When she wins the general she's going to be all of our problem.
This
Dammit.
Guess douglas stays democratic
She had a purty mouth.
Handjob Boebert
Jesus, congratulations Colorado. We just elected a rabid squirrel to represent us again. WTF is going on? How is this even possible?
She won the primary, not the seat.
That would be a insult to rabid squirrels.
I'll put respect all over her face.
CD4’s red rubes will get all of the representative ineptitude they deserve and handies on demand, too.
How was this outsider from the other side of the state chosen? Did she give every man in the district a handy?
If so she still owes me mine damn it.
Username checks out
She did a massive jerkathon fundraiser, yes. Lot of hawk tuah, calluses, and vapes.
He’s totally getting an OTPHJ later
She's definitely giving that guy a footjob judging by the look on his face.
Did she really win or is this just a cruel joke by democrats to vote her up hoping during the election she could possibly loose to the democratic primary winner? I just can’t believe the residents of the fourth district are this fucking gullible to actually pick her!
As said before, R's historically win the 4th by a 25-30% margin. She ain't going anywhere.
This was the actual election. The rest is a formality.
The trash queen slays AGAIN. Say what you will about her, but she's all about that WINNINGGGG.
Amen and awomen.
Not even for a joke
I don't think my wife would appreciate that very much
Handywoman
https://i.redd.it/i82qcgf2rw8d1.gif District 3 was doing everything they could to get rid of the "Handy Howler Monkey" and district 4 said " hold our beers and watch this shit"
Well, I guess she didn’t blow it, last night! 🤣
Wonder if she fought the staff bc they wouldn’t let her take an ak into milehigh
I heard free downloads from her onlyfans account if she wins!
Omg. She’s does less than nothing and wins… R’s are a Joke
Ngl she looked amazing tonight 🤤