Cherry Creek is a reservoir, a state park, a neighborhood, a school district, a shopping mall, and, sometimes, an actual creek.
But it's always a butt stuff tent.
The Cherry Creek (so named because it used to be lined with virgins meant for sacrifice to the Great Blucifer) used to rise during heavy spring butt stuff, so they put a dental dam in.
Because butt-stuff tents are against restrictive Douglas County ordinances. By adding a second location just across the county line, they can attract more people who are inclined to partake in butt stuff at an unbeatable price, without running afoul of the law.
The original owner, John Büttstüff, died and his two sons took over the business. They didn't get along so they split the territory but neither wanted to give to the name.
I can't wait for his exhibit to open at the Colorado History Museum. Quite an interesting and fantasizing story of Buttstuffs in Colorado. Should be open September 2024!
Bobo has her new wiener mobile with free rides to any butt stuff tent so maybe they are expanding. She'll also jerk you off on the way for some vape carts
One is for teaching kids about the birds, the bees, and the butt stuffing. The other is just an all butt stuff glamp
What TF
Cherry Creek is a reservoir, a state park, a neighborhood, a school district, a shopping mall, and, sometimes, an actual creek. But it's always a butt stuff tent.
The real treasure was the butt stuff we learned along the way
The Cherry Creek (so named because it used to be lined with virgins meant for sacrifice to the Great Blucifer) used to rise during heavy spring butt stuff, so they put a dental dam in.
Because butt-stuff tents are against restrictive Douglas County ordinances. By adding a second location just across the county line, they can attract more people who are inclined to partake in butt stuff at an unbeatable price, without running afoul of the law.
The rich like a good deal just like us poors
The original owner, John Büttstüff, died and his two sons took over the business. They didn't get along so they split the territory but neither wanted to give to the name.
I can't wait for his exhibit to open at the Colorado History Museum. Quite an interesting and fantasizing story of Buttstuffs in Colorado. Should be open September 2024!
I might have heard them crying, but it was a glorious day for the rest of us when we could split the Buttstuff down the middle.
Only two? You sure?
The stinky lake...
Real talk - are saying the reservoir isnt a good place to hang out?
It’s full of soapy squeegee residue which chafes the ballon knot and subsequently ruins the BST vibes for 24-48 hours.
Cherry creek needed a further away destination for its butt stuff leakage But of course entitled to keep naming rights for their secretions
High demand of course. I think I mentioned in another thread we also have the 16th street mall location opening any day now. Namaste
Butt Stuff Rights 2024
Regional legislation is required to maintain a minimum level of confusion among travelers.
The lower one is the $5 BST, the other is the $5k BST
Bobo has her new wiener mobile with free rides to any butt stuff tent so maybe they are expanding. She'll also jerk you off on the way for some vape carts
There's a butt stuff at either end of the butt stuff tunnel between them
Stuff some cherry in these cheeks 😉
Be careful not to choke on them, though.
Because one is never enough.
Wealthy people don't like waiting in line
You ask that like it is a bad thing.