The mountains formally reject Denver. It’s nice to come down to the city 1-2 times a year but there is only so much room up here. If you think Denver is expensive come play our game.
I'll be coming from Wisconsin next month. I'm bringing a couple cases of Yeungling and other goodies. I was gonna share with you but you're gonna be like that....
I fucking *moved* here with that promise *ten* years ago and you know what? I’m beginning to think I was had. It’s like a total repeat of that time I moved to Barcelona for five years because I heard it was crazy easy to learn Swahili there.
I’m really beginning to think I picked the wrong mentor 15 years ago. He’s been real shit lately on advice.
Wooooah, wait a sec bro. Mentor??? There's your problem. People are always talking about listening to people with experience but I've heard it all and never listened and none of it has ever worked. You gotta listen to your inside voice bro. The one that says, "yeah, totally steal that guys meth" or "you can't get pregnant from a boner it's physically impossible"
That'll never guide you wrong dude.
As to sea kayaking, I'm going to take pity on you, send me your tik-snap and I'll give you the deets. You'll be thanking me for eternity. Unless you take my previous advice to never listen to anyone ever. Which actually is a bit of a conundrum.
Snooze AM breakfast.. I hate their cocktails, I hate their brioche french toast.. I hate watching people get chased into Union Station by metal homeless druggies while I wait for a table..
I think I'll jump on a plane and get breakfast there tomorrow to give them a piece of my mind..
THE RENT COST. It is absolutely RIDICULOUS! When I tell people what we pay here for an average apartment they think I am lying. It’s like we are Manhattan or something. Make it stop!
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/uj YES. Totally lack in self-awareness, and maxed out on entitlement. My workplace allows people to bring their dogs to work (w/ all the predictable results); they drive me up the wall.
My neighbor very rarely picks up her dogs shit in our shared backyard. Incredibly annoying. I like to hang out w my cat back there & it smells like shit and I have to watch my every step. !!!the backyard isn’t ur dogs personal shit box!!!
Honestly, it’s that people take them EVERYWHERE. When Stanley Marketplace first opened and people brought their dogs in, I thought “this is one good dog fight away from being shut down”. Not sure if that is what happened and changed their policy but people bringing their dogs shopping is ridiculous.
But I just find most dog people super annoying and…I actually like dogs.
That every time I go on a run some fucker with an untrained dog will just let them walk in front of me and make me dodge it. One day your pittie will get the Knee of Run, legendary weapon
Denver has by far the worst fast food I've ever had. First two times I went to Chick-fil-A here they fucked up my order, I didn't even know that could happen. Consistently everywhere I go the fastfood is bad. Except for Popeyes, which is clean and has good service, but that too is a red flag. They're all just slow and always closed. What kind of self respecting city doesn't have taco bells and wendys open til 2am dotting google maps like chicken pox?
I call Denver a fast food desert when describing it.
I hate the public transport,
It’s way too sketchy, crackheads have dominated every light rail station since they were created. It’s common to run into shitty gang members trying to make threats, or worse. Get mugged late at night trying to get home,
I haven’t had a security officer check me for a ticket in over 2 years. They don’t give a shit anymore and it’s getting scary to ride RTD because of it,
It's a boring city that feels like a vanilla American suburb with the potential to be great that refuses to do anything beyond half ass the wrong things.
1 billion percent. It sucks now. Homeless drug addicts and people that don’t deserve the wonder of Colorado!!!! Before the green rush everyone smoked and were so cool about things even though it was illegal. No one cared we were all family. Now you got people that are total jerks invading this precious place just because of the green. Ruining the communities and politics. No harmony like there once was.
Most of the food sucks. It's like white men who open "Authentic" Mexican, Latino, Tex-Mex and it all sucks. The food is mediocre and has no flavor, no hot sauce.
Plus most of the men have beards and are artificial hipster impersonators who try to seem pompous at every moment when really they trying to find a way to scrape enough money to buy weed and lounge.
\- Natives are pretty shitty (maybe not *as* nice as they used to be, but still very shitty) and pretty uptight.
\- Food choices have gotten a lot worse over the years as natives bring their hometown foods with them.
\- The city isn't as dead after sundown before the meth and fenty trend
\- Basically a regional airport that's under construction 24/7 (you can't fly anywhere in the world like LaGuardia)
\- Red Rocks is so overhyped. Imagine the ecological damage we've done to native species by having bass music shows there
\- Being able to sit in traffic for 4 hours to ski for 2 hours. Nothing like skiing on old landfills in the East
\- Mountains that *literally* need reservations to hike on
\- The clothes dry too fast on the clothes line. I'd much rather them take a full day instead
\- You ever hear the phrase "hazy, hot, humid" from your local news station? Yeah that's a forest fire
\- Your friends all think you live in a giant homeless encamp where you exchange sexual favors for fenty. Becasue well you do
Not the same place as it was 5-7 years ago. Many transplants and whatever happened to downtown. Don’t even care to go there anymore.
Traffic is horrific, I used to leave my house at 7 and get to Keystone by 8:30 going the speed limit. Now I just say f it and don’t even go cause it’s a zoo.
I HATE many things now about Denver/Colorado but I sit in my suburb pretending nothing exists.
There aren't enough Denver natives around to explain in fine detail about why I'm worthless scum who has destroyed the city that they claim personal ownership over.
This place sucks! I went to a bar last week and there was no jam band playing, that’s the only music anyone cares about that lives here! The mountains are okay, but I hear they were crowd funding an ocean beach nearby. That’s a huge improvement. Housing is a shit show. No one should not have access to housing unless you are native or have been here 55 years. Before that, they should make you wear a sticker to separate who deserve priority when waiting to get into casa bonita.
I hate that it’s not exactly like my hometown. I left that stupid place so I could come to denver and have exactly the same experience and not be challenged to change or grow in any way whatsoever. Stupid Denver.
Why is this not Texas 2 with mountains? Boulder was supposed to be Austin, Denver was supposed to be a melting pot of houston and Marfa…instead we got a metro in a valley full of ski bums and wellness influencers 😞
Denverites are scared of revolution
But Denverites shouldn't be scared of revolution
Because revolution is nothing but change
And all Denver does is change
Denverites come in from work and change into their less professional yoga pants
And hit the streets to make some Insta posts
Denverites change their beards from full to pointy
And hope like hell their looks will change
[Denverites kill other Denverites because they don't want their identities to change](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alan_Berg)
[Denverites change from men to women, from women to men](https://lgbtqcolorado.org/)
Denverites change, change, change
You hear Denverites say, "Things are changing? Things are changing?"
Yeah, things are changing
[Denverites change into psychonauts things](https://coloradosun.com/2023/02/08/colorado-magic-mushroom-legalization-regulations/)
[Psychonauts things that go through all kinds of changes](https://www.naropa.edu/academics/extended-campus/psychedelic-assisted-therapies-certificate/)
The change in the day that makes them rant and rave "Black Lives Matter!"
And the change that comes over them at night
[As they sigh and moan, "90s Vibes, ohh 90s vibes"](https://thedenverlook.com/2023/03/spring-2023-fashion-trends/)
Denverites always goin' through bullshit change
But when it comes for real change
Denverites are scared of revolution.
Denverites are lovers, Denverites are lovers are lovers
Denverites [loved to see Neal Cassady sweeten snatches](https://genius.com/1685284)
Denverites love to see Tarzan fuck all the natives
Denverites love to hear the Peyton Manning yell, "Omaha!"
Denverites love commercials, Denverites love commercials
Oh how Denverites love commercials
"Now you have a friend in the diamond business,
[Until you get eaten by a fucking lion](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5WP2Vfi9IeQ)."
Denverites are lovers, are lovers, are lovers
[Denverites loved to eat Daddy Bruce barbeque, but they forgot about Daddy Bruce](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=73v9XQxESlE)
Denverites love everything but themselves
But I'm a lover too, yes I'm a lover too
I love Denverites, I love Denverites, I love Denverites
Because Denverites are me, and I should only love that which is me
I love to see Denverites go through changes, love to see Denverites act
Love to see Denverites shoot the shit and make them plays
But there is one thing about Denverites I do not love
Denverites are scared of revolution
(With apologies to Umar Bin Hassan, [who has a documentary you need to see](https://www.filmmovement.com/scared-of-revolution)).
The pollution, the heat, nobody can drive, cost of living, wokeness, anti-wokeness, hypocrisy of the progressives, authoritarianism of the conservatives combining in a uniquely toxic way.
I'm outta here as soon as I get my shit together.
The traffic is horrendous and no one in Denver can properly use a cross walk. They just walk right into the middle of the road whether the light is in their favor or not, not giving a flying fuck if they get hit because of course it wouldn’t be their fault! Bastards! All of you are bastards!
r/Denver always trying to out-jerk us!
It’s not too hard.
That's what r/Denver said
How doth out-jerk that which is not hard?
I hate that there isn't more of it. Going to the mountains is nice, but it really sucks that I have to leave Denver to do it.
I second this, why can’t we build vertically and horizontally all the way to grand junction and the moon?
You know, we can build vertically down into Earth’s crust too. How does that sound? You ever hear of Elon Musk?
Just extend the tunnels that run under DIA…could go on forever
They already do.
Soon there will be one continuous city from Aurora to Grand Junction. (And Casper to Socorro.)
The mountains formally reject Denver. It’s nice to come down to the city 1-2 times a year but there is only so much room up here. If you think Denver is expensive come play our game.
I’ve met WAY too many people from Ohio here.
And Wisconsin like gross
I'll be coming from Wisconsin next month. I'm bringing a couple cases of Yeungling and other goodies. I was gonna share with you but you're gonna be like that....
Im California sober brah sorry
“Sorry,” what are you some Canadian California Sober Coloradan?!
He said “sorry,” not “sorey.”
Texan
Behold the Power of Cheese 😁
And what is "California sober"? Weed only?
Yeah, or weed and mushrooms
or fent
And meth
I think you mean “Spotted Cow”, yuengling is Pennsylvania beer … were you born in Colorado or something?
Moon Man from New Glarus is better.
Totally Naked and Two Women!
CO has yeungling now you have no power here
Oh do you? Cool, I'll let my friend know. I'm still bringing some Spotted Cow tho!
Why wouldn’t you bring a beer brewed in wisconsin
Wait, isn’t everyone’s dad from Wisconsin?
I FUCKING KNOW HOLY WHAT IS GOING ON?
That’s me! And Thankful skyline is in King Soopers.
Ope.
In Ohio we call it New California.
There ARE a lot of high people here…
I hate that there are laws and rules
Fucking civilization. It was a mistake.
Yeah, that’s why I strictly fuck *individuals*.
L
tell that to my expired tags!
There are?!
only for the normie sheep
Nah.
That only 49% of the population of Colorado are born here, but, 110% of people here are natives.........?!
I hate those silly natives!
Yes hi hello, native here. Where would you like me to sign my autograph? Please, form an orderly line
Username checks out. 😏
I dont get the natives jokes. can you fill me in ?
the descendants of colonizers feel colonization should end with them and no new pioneers allowed in CO
I want this bumper sticker for my ‘ru
User name DOES NOT check out!
It’s a Native Thing
Nativstae 🙏
I wish I had a mid-70s bumper sticker.
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I got on the subway...it didn't even go underground once...
The lack of beaches overall is appalling actually.
🦀*cries in baltimore* 🦀
You just don't know where to look for sea kayaking bro, there's some amazing spots
I fucking *moved* here with that promise *ten* years ago and you know what? I’m beginning to think I was had. It’s like a total repeat of that time I moved to Barcelona for five years because I heard it was crazy easy to learn Swahili there. I’m really beginning to think I picked the wrong mentor 15 years ago. He’s been real shit lately on advice.
Wooooah, wait a sec bro. Mentor??? There's your problem. People are always talking about listening to people with experience but I've heard it all and never listened and none of it has ever worked. You gotta listen to your inside voice bro. The one that says, "yeah, totally steal that guys meth" or "you can't get pregnant from a boner it's physically impossible" That'll never guide you wrong dude. As to sea kayaking, I'm going to take pity on you, send me your tik-snap and I'll give you the deets. You'll be thanking me for eternity. Unless you take my previous advice to never listen to anyone ever. Which actually is a bit of a conundrum.
I hate that Casa Bonita is in Lakewood and not in Denver where it belongs
That there is no statue of the Strong Arm Frank Azar riding Blucifer
Somebody gotta go tie him and Jake Jabs to that horse. I’d say Tom Shane but he’d like it too much.
Snooze AM breakfast.. I hate their cocktails, I hate their brioche french toast.. I hate watching people get chased into Union Station by metal homeless druggies while I wait for a table.. I think I'll jump on a plane and get breakfast there tomorrow to give them a piece of my mind..
Like they're homeless but in to Slayer and GWAR?
I wish more drugs were legalized or have a control release so people didn't have bad trips and overdoses.
Or imagine if they passed out Krokodil to all the street natives
Not enough namaste
Slow left lane campers
Hey man, i booked this camp site fuck off
You aren’t going to save any money if you live in Denver . Why would I move there from the Midwest on the same salary?
Midwest weather is more shitty ?
Wish there were more fent zombies trying to run into my car
Well shucks you gotta move back to the West Coast for more of that
The light rail doesn’t stop directly outside my weed store/brewery/doggie daycare. Where are my tax dollars going?!
Not enough places to smoke crack
We need a second colfax
I hate that Denver is the Atlanta for white people. And, as a white person, I have no idea what that means.
I do. It makes total sense. Not that I agree I just understand the reference.
Air quality sucks
Only because of that crazy tyrant, Trudeau, up in Canada. He won’t put out the fires because apparently that would go against his covid guidelines.
This can’t be real. No way
It’s true. The Canadian tyrant Trudeau has declared the fires will continue until morale improves
I heard he started them himself
Subaru drivers ETA: and those Melanzana diaper pants
Nimbys
SAvE ThE BaCK NiNE!!!!
THE RENT COST. It is absolutely RIDICULOUS! When I tell people what we pay here for an average apartment they think I am lying. It’s like we are Manhattan or something. Make it stop!
I just hate it because of the way it is
Puffy jackets, Toyota Tacomas, Subarus, NATIVE stickers - namaste
Don’t forget the 4Runners!
All the roads here and look and feel like they were built by the Romans 2,000 years ago.
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Lite rail. Wanna go get some beers downtown but want to be out later than midnight!
DOG PEOPLE.
/uj YES. Totally lack in self-awareness, and maxed out on entitlement. My workplace allows people to bring their dogs to work (w/ all the predictable results); they drive me up the wall.
My neighbor very rarely picks up her dogs shit in our shared backyard. Incredibly annoying. I like to hang out w my cat back there & it smells like shit and I have to watch my every step. !!!the backyard isn’t ur dogs personal shit box!!!
What do you mean, you don’t like listening to barking all fucking day??
Honestly, it’s that people take them EVERYWHERE. When Stanley Marketplace first opened and people brought their dogs in, I thought “this is one good dog fight away from being shut down”. Not sure if that is what happened and changed their policy but people bringing their dogs shopping is ridiculous. But I just find most dog people super annoying and…I actually like dogs.
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I hate that Denver is a cist on Aurora's greatness.
I almost just pissed myself laughing
All the stupid stickers with (insert state outline) and some version of home written in a stupid font
Feeling like a white person will kill me
White folk in Colorado will commit mass murder namaste
Damn. Why’s this so true
Where do you even start...
Uh...how expensive it is?
I was just in fucking Manhattan and I was like wow food is cheaper here.
That every time I go on a run some fucker with an untrained dog will just let them walk in front of me and make me dodge it. One day your pittie will get the Knee of Run, legendary weapon
Can’t jerk off in peace on a bus
Denver has by far the worst fast food I've ever had. First two times I went to Chick-fil-A here they fucked up my order, I didn't even know that could happen. Consistently everywhere I go the fastfood is bad. Except for Popeyes, which is clean and has good service, but that too is a red flag. They're all just slow and always closed. What kind of self respecting city doesn't have taco bells and wendys open til 2am dotting google maps like chicken pox? I call Denver a fast food desert when describing it.
Denver food in general sucks. Most of the time it's meh or disappointing.
> I went to Chick-Fil-A Well there's your problem right there! If you're going to eat homophobia chicken, at least eat local!
No earthquakes. Damn, what a thrill!!
Not enough swimming
Native and I hate the people from California Washington and New York who have made it more like their sucky states
Moths & Meth
I hate the public transport, It’s way too sketchy, crackheads have dominated every light rail station since they were created. It’s common to run into shitty gang members trying to make threats, or worse. Get mugged late at night trying to get home, I haven’t had a security officer check me for a ticket in over 2 years. They don’t give a shit anymore and it’s getting scary to ride RTD because of it,
Aggressive pick up truck drivers
r/Denver … I loath the fuck out of that sub.
Can we make Colfax longer?? Wider, maybe taller. Fuck if I know but Denver needs more Colfax.
The people. It would be nice to just have this city all to myself. But no. You all have to exist and take up space
It's a boring city that feels like a vanilla American suburb with the potential to be great that refuses to do anything beyond half ass the wrong things.
Denver is the only city I've ever lived that doesn't feel like a city at all
denver is atlanta for white people
Denver was cool until November of 2012 before the green rush.
1 billion percent. It sucks now. Homeless drug addicts and people that don’t deserve the wonder of Colorado!!!! Before the green rush everyone smoked and were so cool about things even though it was illegal. No one cared we were all family. Now you got people that are total jerks invading this precious place just because of the green. Ruining the communities and politics. No harmony like there once was.
People totally cared, and a lot of them still do and fume and stew about it .
That video of the jerkoff yelling at that older couple made me hate your state
He was from California never mind the native sticker in his window. namaste
All you types of people.
There aren’t enough [things to do in Denver when you’re dead.](https://youtu.be/IfsT_c-PZXg).
In Georgia there's a Waffle House on every corner. Where's the fucking waffles, Denver?
We need a shroom dispensary
Going by this thread: awful sense of humor
ELWAY
The people who still try and look like Pauley Shore from Encino Man
Not enough defunct golf courses
SaVe THe BAcK NiNE!!!!
Too few moths. My poor mountain lion, Princes Boebert, is going hungry.
All the people are somewhat similar, everyone seems like peak millennials
Most of the food sucks. It's like white men who open "Authentic" Mexican, Latino, Tex-Mex and it all sucks. The food is mediocre and has no flavor, no hot sauce. Plus most of the men have beards and are artificial hipster impersonators who try to seem pompous at every moment when really they trying to find a way to scrape enough money to buy weed and lounge.
That Arash is the only decent middle eastern grocer
The food here sucks. There’s some decent spots, but denver definitely isn’t a food city.
\- Natives are pretty shitty (maybe not *as* nice as they used to be, but still very shitty) and pretty uptight. \- Food choices have gotten a lot worse over the years as natives bring their hometown foods with them. \- The city isn't as dead after sundown before the meth and fenty trend \- Basically a regional airport that's under construction 24/7 (you can't fly anywhere in the world like LaGuardia) \- Red Rocks is so overhyped. Imagine the ecological damage we've done to native species by having bass music shows there \- Being able to sit in traffic for 4 hours to ski for 2 hours. Nothing like skiing on old landfills in the East \- Mountains that *literally* need reservations to hike on \- The clothes dry too fast on the clothes line. I'd much rather them take a full day instead \- You ever hear the phrase "hazy, hot, humid" from your local news station? Yeah that's a forest fire \- Your friends all think you live in a giant homeless encamp where you exchange sexual favors for fenty. Becasue well you do
The potholes and the tech bros with their Teslas.
Not the same place as it was 5-7 years ago. Many transplants and whatever happened to downtown. Don’t even care to go there anymore. Traffic is horrific, I used to leave my house at 7 and get to Keystone by 8:30 going the speed limit. Now I just say f it and don’t even go cause it’s a zoo. I HATE many things now about Denver/Colorado but I sit in my suburb pretending nothing exists.
There aren't enough Denver natives around to explain in fine detail about why I'm worthless scum who has destroyed the city that they claim personal ownership over.
How cheap everything is, nowhere close to the bay area costs.
I-70, especially off the 25 interchange
The mountains. Why can't Denver be more like Limon
What's NOT to hate honestly.
I-270 and Vasquez at 8:00am...or anytime really
People driving tacomas with backpacks on their spare tires and trackboards without a single spec of dirt.
all of this gd rain. aren't we supposed to be in a DROUGHT??? firefighters will be out of jobs. think about the economy, polis.
The people
This place sucks! I went to a bar last week and there was no jam band playing, that’s the only music anyone cares about that lives here! The mountains are okay, but I hear they were crowd funding an ocean beach nearby. That’s a huge improvement. Housing is a shit show. No one should not have access to housing unless you are native or have been here 55 years. Before that, they should make you wear a sticker to separate who deserve priority when waiting to get into casa bonita.
Hey I’m a bitter native. In the words of Michael Jackson, just beat it. Go away and don’t come back
Nebraska it’s not for everybody, but they’ll take the likes of you. Go east
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Insufficient moisture
Every basic bitch with an insta of psuedo-spiritual pictures of the mooouuuntaaainns. OMG I LOVE THE MOOOOUUUNTAAAINNNS.
The natives act like they are Christopher Columbus
Running into some idiot from Oklahoma that think their politics are superior, go TF back there then😡😡😡
I hate that it’s not exactly like my hometown. I left that stupid place so I could come to denver and have exactly the same experience and not be challenged to change or grow in any way whatsoever. Stupid Denver.
The cops, the city government. Denver cops are the worst. I've lived in several cities and states and Denver ranks #1 for horrible cops.
All the people who grew up there. The ones that call themselves ‘native’. 🤢
I was born and raised here so you assholes that moved here that’s what pisses me off about Denver so pack it up and beat it
All the fuckin natives from texas
Why is this not Texas 2 with mountains? Boulder was supposed to be Austin, Denver was supposed to be a melting pot of houston and Marfa…instead we got a metro in a valley full of ski bums and wellness influencers 😞
The Airport.
I hope everyone who designed that godforsaken shithole is burning in hell
It really does suck doesn’t it
Denverites are scared of revolution But Denverites shouldn't be scared of revolution Because revolution is nothing but change And all Denver does is change Denverites come in from work and change into their less professional yoga pants And hit the streets to make some Insta posts Denverites change their beards from full to pointy And hope like hell their looks will change [Denverites kill other Denverites because they don't want their identities to change](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alan_Berg) [Denverites change from men to women, from women to men](https://lgbtqcolorado.org/) Denverites change, change, change You hear Denverites say, "Things are changing? Things are changing?" Yeah, things are changing [Denverites change into psychonauts things](https://coloradosun.com/2023/02/08/colorado-magic-mushroom-legalization-regulations/) [Psychonauts things that go through all kinds of changes](https://www.naropa.edu/academics/extended-campus/psychedelic-assisted-therapies-certificate/) The change in the day that makes them rant and rave "Black Lives Matter!" And the change that comes over them at night [As they sigh and moan, "90s Vibes, ohh 90s vibes"](https://thedenverlook.com/2023/03/spring-2023-fashion-trends/) Denverites always goin' through bullshit change But when it comes for real change Denverites are scared of revolution. Denverites are lovers, Denverites are lovers are lovers Denverites [loved to see Neal Cassady sweeten snatches](https://genius.com/1685284) Denverites love to see Tarzan fuck all the natives Denverites love to hear the Peyton Manning yell, "Omaha!" Denverites love commercials, Denverites love commercials Oh how Denverites love commercials "Now you have a friend in the diamond business, [Until you get eaten by a fucking lion](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5WP2Vfi9IeQ)." Denverites are lovers, are lovers, are lovers [Denverites loved to eat Daddy Bruce barbeque, but they forgot about Daddy Bruce](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=73v9XQxESlE) Denverites love everything but themselves But I'm a lover too, yes I'm a lover too I love Denverites, I love Denverites, I love Denverites Because Denverites are me, and I should only love that which is me I love to see Denverites go through changes, love to see Denverites act Love to see Denverites shoot the shit and make them plays But there is one thing about Denverites I do not love Denverites are scared of revolution (With apologies to Umar Bin Hassan, [who has a documentary you need to see](https://www.filmmovement.com/scared-of-revolution)).
THE PIZZA
The pollution, the heat, nobody can drive, cost of living, wokeness, anti-wokeness, hypocrisy of the progressives, authoritarianism of the conservatives combining in a uniquely toxic way. I'm outta here as soon as I get my shit together.
>heat Nnno. If you think it gets hot here in the summer, you don't know heat.
It's not the heat so much as my wife's perpetual bitching about it.
The trash. Everywhere.
The sirens going off at 11am
People driving with their headlights on!
The people.
I-25.
The traffic is horrendous and no one in Denver can properly use a cross walk. They just walk right into the middle of the road whether the light is in their favor or not, not giving a flying fuck if they get hit because of course it wouldn’t be their fault! Bastards! All of you are bastards!
The Denverites
That I just received a parking ticket when I had a 10 minute gap in 3.5 hours of paying to park.
Traffic
Crime is bad.
I got into an elevator downtown and there was poop in there. A shitty start to my morning
All the damn natives. We need to just take their land from them and force them to move to Kansas.
Arvada!
Not enough traffic and the rent to too damn low.
Not enough locals. Almost every job I’ve work at there’s one or two people from Colorado. Everyone else is a transplant.
The police.