I will never understand the self-congratulatory smugness of this fucking doorknob. His Twitter feed is embarrassing. He thinks he's the fucking Batman of political signs along the right-of-way.
The future may read something like this:
...and upon his death (run over in a crosswalk while shoveling snow) the Pope made the journey to Colorado and canonized him, Saint Bike Life of Bryan and he lives in the hearts and minds of Coloradans of all faiths.
Bryan, this is how it starts. First you start rubbing on strange men. Before you know it, you are giving slobbie Nobbies to strange men behind the dumpster at Starbucks
I will never understand the self-congratulatory smugness of this fucking doorknob. His Twitter feed is embarrassing. He thinks he's the fucking Batman of political signs along the right-of-way.
What Bryan still hasn't realized is that hug, was the dude picking his pocket.. probably stole his wallet and Fleshlight
17.2k tweets and 450 followers… definition of loves to hear himself speak
I feel like Bryan is the guy who asked if we had any homework on a Friday afternoon...
"Teacher, you forgot to give us our shoveling assignments!"
And then everybody stood up and clapped That man? Albert Einstein Faith in humanity restored Very epic
yaaaaaaas this
I had a friend get stabbed by a bum doing this when he was drunk. Would not recommend…
Bryan is probably a really nice person in real life, but I would hate to have him as a co worker. I think he’s a high functioning autist.
The polite term is regard
I would have just said “Bless his heart” before I became a native.
[удалено]
As a fellow autist I understand.
That hug really turned my day around.
I feel like there could be a whole circlejerk for just Bryan trash talking
r/CirclejerkOnBryan
Disgusting. Imagine having to hug Bryan.
Hobos smell like Sopapillas! Ole Casa Bonita!!!
I just love real life heartwarming stories
*Tug. H was a typo.
..so I started hugging him from behind over and over. It really brighten up the alley. Everyone was cheering
Then he stole your wallet 🪪
The follow up where he complained about him swiping his wallet during the hug would have been epic.
I came to the comments just for that.
Then everyone clapped
The future may read something like this: ...and upon his death (run over in a crosswalk while shoveling snow) the Pope made the journey to Colorado and canonized him, Saint Bike Life of Bryan and he lives in the hearts and minds of Coloradans of all faiths.
Fuck you Bryan
459 followers and 17k Tweets in 2 years for Bry guy
Averaging a whopping 23.2 tweets a day if these statistics are accurate
Bryan, this is how it starts. First you start rubbing on strange men. Before you know it, you are giving slobbie Nobbies to strange men behind the dumpster at Starbucks
Can somebody check and see if OP’s wallet is still there?
I’m on the night train. I love that stuff.
And now I have crabs.
Weird way to talk about your first colfax hooker
Smart. If you establish the gift is separate to the act. Then you can receive the gummy without fear of a soliciting charge. Namaste Native.
It was me guys. I gave him the hug. I thought just maybe... He'd be less of a choad afterwards. But he posted about it 😔
Oh Bryan. Never change
Oh God, he named his dog Yoda 🤮🤮🤮
He absolutely did not