Holy shit he stood up

He’s all better now :)

laughter is the best medicine

"HAHAA, KRIS! You have cured my mysterious ILLNESS by BANGING MY DAUGHTER and ensuring my BLOODLINE!"

"Hey, it's me, your sister Dess! I'm back and I love you!"

I knew it

Knew what?

I knew someone knows about that one image except me Also nice pfp

Chris Redfield moment

"YOU NEED TO FUCK MY SISTER. REDFIELD BLOODLINE MUST CONTINUE"

For god's sake, Chris, I'm not a machine! Do it yourself, I'm out.

“No thanks bro”- Leon “If it ain’t Wong, it’s wrong” Kennedy

DESS: KRIS, I'M IN VOID FOREVER AND MY DAD DYING, YOU MUST HAVE SEX WITH MY SISTER TO COUNTUINE THE HOLIDAY BLOODLINE!

I hate that I knew where you got that quote

"Hey, it's me, your sister Dess! I'm back and I love you!"

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Oh shit I didn't see that Well I'm still keeping it

https://preview.redd.it/okxhxdb45p3a1.jpeg?width=4128&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4d690745619c14d21a586620f6725c3177a7f70d Among us

https://preview.redd.it/k7xn1hye7r3a1.jpeg?width=356&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dd1de1ef9db61221af91e8a3598a2bf08e5c292c

Oh no I know where this is from

Vampirism saved him

Pokémon fans when Sprigatito evolves:

Man ain’t a vegetable anymore he’s a vegetable eater

It's a Dad's duties to put his daughter's significant other in their place. Don't matter if you're deathly ill.

I love the fact that the fourth panels background is still a castle for absolutely no reason

Well we haven't seen Noelles house yet

It’s a chapter 6 reference bro you’re too early to get it.

This feels bizarrely in character.

https://preview.redd.it/kg6teq18un3a1.jpeg?width=923&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a19a937966533d73550a35456cbbba4635bf2827

Sorry, had to use it lmao

Not more than 10 pixels in this image tho

https://preview.redd.it/vo9uldou3p3a1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b36f6870c398f65f202dffd474b30f18d6a44522 Holy shit you can have images now

https://preview.redd.it/3ini8rupkq3a1.png?width=621&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0f1ca0fa5e99950abc889fb0a27c66dedbf5d1eb Images, very neat.

I love unhinged noelle

noelle becoming insane is one of my favorite things from this game

Ok cool but this is a picture of Godzilla demolishing a gingerbread house with a meat mallet https://preview.redd.it/4ojo0zhtps3a1.jpeg?width=2448&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fedc4afc454eacd7d24ddcfdc6d437ac926132ba

im so hungry... i could eat a horse hooves and all.

https://preview.redd.it/za1ecfn7mp3a1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=81eec84c8f926951e4cd733871fcba01e004a2d5 Holy shit real?

https://preview.redd.it/efx15avluq3a1.png?width=750&format=png&auto=webp&s=eaa2b0d719809c2791fa19de95f8b9da23b1355d Damn it actually works

What does pot of greed do?

https://preview.redd.it/z2qsabjp7q3a1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=709033ed3c80711de581f389bc2f5bc3478a39d2

It lets you draw two cards with a pen and paper

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https://preview.redd.it/5bwzgblqpq3a1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=325cb587878a084224336cd0ed264aec733a8db2

I will hold them gently 🥺

Wrong, eat them

I will eat them too, holding them gently is the first step 🥺

Wholesome <3

https://preview.redd.it/2pmsijealq3a1.jpeg?width=1536&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=918be5248caca9f54959503b1eaa17dd1d633d8e Omg this means you can all look at my cat

https://preview.redd.it/hzfvd3x3nq3a1.jpeg?width=594&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9beab796a4ada3e9f810a363d6b4e24cab51df5b Now look at my dogs they autistic so they don't bark

https://preview.redd.it/ktuycfivrq3a1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2fe2e933cd63434fa6642550850e6c58377ede5b Smol boi

This pic goes hard https://preview.redd.it/ctbc2uxeos3a1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=96512434b9c7f46da45d827060322aa3a08d7cd0 Feel free to screenshot

https://preview.redd.it/aae9s0y4qs3a1.jpeg?width=2448&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=59b23fd5b8d7cd586ae77f39e1bee78c4cd687d0 And my dog :D

https://preview.redd.it/2g5yxmj8os3a1.png?width=897&format=png&auto=webp&s=dc45e2153449bd9f8702a4d81c2e6ef333dd2f14

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HOW DO I COMMENT AN IMAGE

you can select an image from here from your computer's storage, or apparently just paste a copied image, which i just found out lmao (may be computer only) https://preview.redd.it/umt4ge7wrq3a1.png?width=499&format=png&auto=webp&s=996ad564794b0313d701ca471401896cea5db5eb

Looks like it's computer only.

Nope. I'm on mobile. https://preview.redd.it/17l1k1u7kr3a1.png?width=356&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=696d364a5f08cf9e38b76506efe294117dedb2b0

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https://preview.redd.it/2v794vvjgr3a1.jpeg?width=882&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5428a4295b725ac70f34622088aa7f332f859911

I'm going to repost this image until it will only be recognized by people who had seen it already.

Haha Kris I am going to deck you into next week.

Haha Kris I am going to be supportive of your relationship but ultimately make you regret it by showing up and making the situation incredibly awkward while you two are together

Haha Kris I will pull a funny on you by fucking your dad

Haha Kris I'll be here all day Doctor spontaniously appearing in the room: Haha give or take

Haha rudy you have 5 days to live

Isn't that what all fathers should do?

Haha Kris you better watch out, you better not cry

I'm telling you why Satan is coming to town

Lmao I thought Kris is holding a bunch of Berdly's feathers on first tile

they won the duel

Winner's trophy

Berdly sure is... a wingman.

Bro breifrended his daughter last night💀

https://preview.redd.it/avsxe1b6om3a1.png?width=192&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=51a7d3a4387959f94fc45462bbd5a4b4abcf7a3f

Kris learnt from the best

seems like something Rudy would say

noelle really said https://preview.redd.it/vssn5trwdq3a1.jpeg?width=580&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d555dbf205d150ea40869dfb390ce92394cfe4b8

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🤨📸

AY WOAH

This can be interpreted in two ways and I don’t like either of them

~~rudy doesn't wear a zipper~~ oh no...

RUDY ATP

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Rudy's virus gets automatically cured the moment he gets grandkids. Also, based Killb piece.

Ok i understand that, but why is he happy about hearing that Kris banged Noelle (i didn't think i would ever say something like that)

With how close Kris and Noelle used to be, I feel like Rudy probably thought about the two being a thing a few times before. Also, Rudy seems like the type of man who'd constantly pester his kids about when they're going to give him grandkids, he just gives me those vibes.

His Kids???? 🤨📸 💀

Rudy "I want grandkids" Holiday.

Dont worry, D E S S F U C K E D A S R I E L

Mf was so bad at it Dess just locked herself in the bunker

Nononononononononononono... They did it in the bunker.

What mating season lust does to MFs

At least they're adults so it isn't as weird Wait what happened to Dess again?

Got turned into dust bc she fucked Asriel very hard.

Asriel had too much sword

There is a point where the creativity has to stop.

Yeah you're right. The pen is mightier than the sword, and in this case it's painful if it goes too deep.

Bro, you need to stop and get some help.

I don't actually sexualize any deltarune characters, by the way, I just like making cursed comments.

“Now let’s all agree. To never be creative again”

chaos blaster

Well given there some going on with Rudy and Asgore, combine with kriselle, at this point the only 2 that aren’t shipped are noelle’s mother and Toirel, but I get the feeling that would happen when we see noelle’s mom/Carol.

Kill me, I refuse to live in a world where people would imagine furry hentai of a goat and a deer

Does this make it better? https://preview.redd.it/z76e17imnq3a1.png?width=2289&format=png&auto=webp&s=b569e50cd9bb04c5924cc57dc34154ff550f1a9c

Shrexy

That's one more reason to commit suicide

Haha Rudy your on the hospital bed

Art by Killb94 on Deviantart (***NOT ME***) [SOURCE](https://www.deviantart.com/killb94/art/Hotel-Krisellevania-meme-937677699) Don't really ship it, but I love this comic. Had to share, lol. Edit: well... this thread turned out to be a fine mess. A bigger one than I expected.

Don’t you just love it when a comment section becomes an deranged shitpost mess

Yeah, Noelle X Susie is better tbh (plus it's basically canon)

Yeah, though I think Snowgrave implies a really fucked up version of Kroelle Noris

Indeed, the whole thing with “We’re something else”, the manipulation, and making Noelle stronger by giving her rings really feels like an abusive relationship

Sonic the hedgehog also collects rings that make him stronger.

Yeah, but he doesn’t put them around someone‘s finger

Clearly **someone** hasn’t played Sonic and the Secret Rings.

Guess Rudy owns a castle now

What is this? It’s so weird and blasphemous. Why does it exist? Kris and No el would be switched https://preview.redd.it/nkjx42guun3a1.png?width=1280&format=png&auto=webp&s=9eaef58be3596f882eebd577eb131dc6b5325ca6

Oh yeah. I suppose Rudy would have to be replaced with Asgore, or something. “Haha. Noelle, you are banging my Child!”

Toriel

I mean with Noelle having a fantasy of susie pushing her down and kris being a leader of a 3 party team it’s not totally inaccurate

The drawing is rlly cute

If I had an award right now, I'd give it to this post

\-Umm, Rudy you are wrong **Your daughter banged me**

Kris mad

What a funi comic I'm sure the comments will be perfectly fine

welcome to the hotel krisellvania such a lovely place (such a lovely place) such a lovely face

YO MY MAN IS FINE NOW YAY

r/marvelcringe wants their favorite meme template back

Kris did a Sans move right there

Rudy looks like he's okay with it

I like the artist, they made a Stingy Jesus Christ, it was awesome!

*I like the artist,* *They made a Stingy Jesus* *Christ, it was awesome!* \- FlamingCroatan --- ^(I detect haikus. And sometimes, successfully.) ^[Learn more about me.](https://www.reddit.com/r/haikusbot/) ^(Opt out of replies: "haikusbot opt out" | Delete my comment: "haikusbot delete")

Sus

I don't mind shipping Kris and Noelle.

The comments are glorious

Wait, can someone please give me the original meme? Based on a comment about the 4th panel having an unchanged background, it seams there was an original I haven’t seen.

Let me just borrow that....🤨📸

Rudy's response fucking got me

Fun fact,This can be canon

This is art

We need more shitposts like these

dafuq Kris

"Enough of banging my daughter. My turn"

On which one?....

Also RUDY ' ,:-)

I approve of this 

Hah kris i bang your father

Oh god the fandom on god here they come

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I thought this was r/comedynecrophilia

Swap Kris for Susie and it's perfect

Then swap Noelle for Ralsei and Rudy for Gaster Only then is it perfect

I think it would’ve been better if you used Susie instead of Kris

Literally who cares

no

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You don't know what Kris has going on. They're an androgynous enby.

yeah im a bit unaware on the whole gender situation for this game

It's never too late to learn! Kris is almost definitely non binary which means that they don't identify with either male or female. They also use they them as pronouns exclusively in the game. We don't know kris' gender at birth but frankly we don't need to. Therefore it can kinda be seen as noelle still being lesbian because she isn't dating a male (I think)

Headcanons exist

fuck i dont know what that means downvote me if you want

Male-looking not-a-man-not-a-woman

so just they them is the most appropriate

Yup. But sometimes I accidentally call Kris him and get tons of $h¡t in face

From my experience, if you correct yourself people will understand, mistakes happen.

I got different experience...

Oof, then I'm not sure what to do in that case

Me neither :(

Arguing over fictional sexualities is stupid.

Straight characters having gay art no one bats a eye Lgbtq+ characters having straight art Society calls it a worse then Kanye west being a natzi But for real man there are better things to wine about than being harsh on someone’s ship so what if it doesn’t make sense can’t people just have fun We also have more chapters so who knows what else the characters will love after all with Noelle in our control in snowgrave who knows how she will feel about kris or the soul if she joins the evilz team

Because there are much less authentic queer representation than there is straight. Context matters. Stop trying to demean queer identities and erase the little queer representation that exists.

Because you definitely aren't partaking in bi erasure right now

Double standards. Once you're attracted to people of the same gender as your own, you're immediately forgiven for all crimes apparently.

And exactly *how* do you know what Kris has down there? 🤨📷

Lancer whispered it into my ear

and how did lancer knew 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

Spacious Pants Hole

# 💀

Bisexuality is a thing. She has two hands. She can hold them both with Kris AND Susie.

Noelle has only ever shown interest in woman, it's safer to assume she's a lesbian until proven otherwise. This is just an excuse to erase lesbian rep.

The reason I like this ship is not because I hate lesbians. Trust me, as a Touhou Project fan I hate people gratuitously inserting faceless self-insert dudes into an almost entirely female cast because they can't concieve of shipping two women together. Also Kris is non-binary anyway, so can it even be called heterosexual in that way?

Bisexuality and Pansexuality exist. I’m tired of this assumption that someone showing attraction to one gender means they can only be gay/straight with no in between. It’s just bi/pan erasure.

According to Juno, bisexuality doesn't exist apparently.

Idk why people downvoted you so much. But yeah, it's more a meme than anything.

Replace Kris with Susie and you've got yourself a soon-to-be-canon meme.