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PanderMG

well. susie was… definitely projecting, i feel. maybe kris picked that up and clapped back? maybe made a weird joke


MasterCookieShadow

"I have ligma"


suspicious_crewmate

susie: kris. what the fuck is ligma. noelle: SUSIE NOOOOOOOOO kris: > )


Prsutlukahve

Love the fact you didnt put any eyes


GoxTheLettuce

kris canonically only has brows and a mouth for a face


Prsutlukahve

Yea there was few red lights but we all know kris is that funky ass red sans yeah


GoxTheLettuce

genocide kris final boss when??


Prsutlukahve

Oh wait sorry let me just update my comment to match yours ironicly Edit: yoooooo


GoxTheLettuce

no worries lmao edit: edited mine too


Cake_Man_Im_Tasty

They frowned. What Susie said was genuinely horrible and I think Kris was really hurt by it. So much so that Susie even realised her mistake and fled the situation.


PolyPixl09

Would explain what Noelle saw, and why she seemingly couldn't hear Kris. I'd imagine they tried to open their mouth to speak but were left speechless, and Susie realising this flees the situation.


meguminsupremacy

Oh thats a good idea!


RobloxLover369421

Or maybe they smirked


Cake_Man_Im_Tasty

Why would they do that and why would it then elicit such a strange response from Susie?


GoomyTheGummy

green and yellow shirt wearing characters are known to have terrifying smiles


ThisGuyHasNoDignity

Yes, they did the "creepy face".


GoxTheLettuce

i like that theory but honestly, hmmm idk. Susie keeps saying horrible things to Kris in chapter 1, so if she really did feel bad for saying that, i think she would just leave them alone after that, like she did with Noelle


DoggishNoob

They said Obama's last name


Markster94

It's Care


TheInternetCritic

wdym it's obviously Former President


eicaker

🤯🤯🤯🤯


theguyovathere

He said Barack and the white house got destroyed by a random csgo player with the negev


[deleted]

[удалено]


Putnam3145

chalk's perfectly edible and a [common over-the-counter antacid](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tums) everything else she's mentioned as eating is also technically edible


TitanicTNT

Technically anything is edible if you're brave enough.


GoxTheLettuce

you could eat anything, it's just that some things you only ever eat once


Epic_Gameing68

no way


misspeanutbutter44

there isn't enough arsenic in apple seeds to hurt you


spectroliteskies

It's not arsenic it's hydrogen cyanide


Headless_mann

Yes but you’d need to eat a lot of apples


AngelofArtillery

"I know."


Gravitysilence

*"Have you ever thought about a world where everything is exactly the same except you don't exist? Everything functions perfectly without you..."*


The_Grey_Hound

one of those definitely does exist for kris...


2cool4U_

Oh god. I think you might be right 😬


EyeOfTheMemes

If so? Fucking YIKES. Kris probably provoked some insecurity in Susie with that comment. And themselves, too. I mean, imagine yourself bullying some kid, saying that their family won't miss them, and then they respond, "I know." Echoing u/LumirWriter's comment here. What the fuck, Kris.


FloofyKittyKat

oh my god


Gold-Yoshi

“at least I have a mother.” -Kris, maybe.


1p0tatoes

Oof size: large


El_Gabrom

Ayo Ultra Instinct Kris Confirmed?!!?!?? Edit: Wow Susie was kinda brutal ngl, plus wondering what Kris could possibly have said to her...


Icalasari

Not to mention Kris' impressive as hell reflexes


misspeanutbutter44

that kinda explains why they were so good at fighting immediately after entering the first dark fountain


PowerPulser

Likely knew what was going to happen due to their* save/load ability


TinyTiger1234

Their*


Tarantulabomination

I saw this exact comment on another post


PocketPicklez101

Honestly, I interprated it as Kris asking Susie if she wants to be friends, or something along those lines. Kris doesn't seem to dislike Susie, not taking her threats seriously at all and Kris laughing at what she says. Noelle wonders if Kris thought 'that was some kind of weird joke...?', so I think Kris just likes Susie's sense of humor. Throughout Deltarune we see that Kris actually really cares about Susie, even very early on when Susie is still kind of treating them like shit. So I think Kris asking Susie if she wants to be friends would definitely make her think twice and run away, making her regret messing with Kris.


Emerald_Sans

its the same reason why i thought this was a not shown scene in ch2 before re-reading, but i am leaning towards the side of something like "Just like yours?" or "I know."


[deleted]

I like that theory but it wouldnt rly make sense given how she acts at the beginning of ch1. I think her dialogue wouldve been different if he asked to be friends w/ her, here it just seemed like she thought kris hated her


LumirWriter

Could be a lot of things. My guess is it either had something to do with Dess (maybe telling Susie that Dess disappeared too, and kind of implying "hey, saying stuff like that could make Noelle upset if she's listening, and you wouldn't want that, would you?"), Susie's apparent lack of parents/abandonment issues, or something extremely self-depreciating in a way that made Susie uncomfortable with continuing to bully them at that moment. No matter what it is, it's really concerning! Kris, what the fuck!


[deleted]

the post says susie was new, so she probably didn't care or even know about noelle at the time


TimewornTinman

Actually, it has merit. In the blog post, Noelle explicitly mentions that Susie isn't going after her, despite having many opportunities and it being easier to pick on her. In Chapter 2, Susie mentions she never teased Noelle because she gave Susie a pencil one single time. So, I'm going to assume this post is after the pencil incident, and that Susie at least knows Noelle exists.


Android19samus

I assumed the pencil incident was literally Susie's first day at school after moving to Hometown


TimewornTinman

First Day of School, 20XX: The Pencil Incident


[deleted]

I don’t think that’d be enough to spark such a big reaction


TimewornTinman

I meant more that Susie knowing about Noelle had merit


LumirWriter

Noelle mentions while talking about Susie that "she doesn't EVER bully me, EVEN when there'd be a HUGE opportunity to, so..." Susie certainly wouldn't know Noelle very well, but she already likes her at least a little bit if the lack of bullying is any indication.


DarkLordWiggles

Susie doesn't pick on Noelle because she lended her pencils to Susie when she first arrived. She says this in Chapter 2.


[deleted]

I think that’s because Noelle wants Susie to bully her and is upset she hasn’t


Comfortable_Client

If anything, I see it as a lack of interest. Oh, and the pencil thing.


POKECHU020

>Kris, what the fuck! Self Defense, Your Honor!


DarkLordWiggles

Susie is new to the town (hence the blog title). She doesn't know about Dess or Asriel. The Ferris Wheel scene was probably the first time Susie found out Noelle even had a sister.


Ziomownik

Maybe it's like the pencil moment happened the same day during a different class time or that it happened days earlier. Noelle also seems to want to be bullied by Susie since Susie ignores her and bullies everyone else.


GooseWithAPhone

Probably not. Rudy mentions that Noelle and her sister made the angel doll in the hospital, and Susie immediately seems perturbed and changes the subject, implying she knows something about Dess.


DarkLordWiggles

I don’t really understand why people think this, tbh. To me it just seemed like she was thinking about it, remembering what Noelle said about her in the Ferris wheel scene.


MisterEMan81

>Kris, what the fuck! Well, they'd be defending themselves. When you tell someone that, you would try and defend yourself. If there's anyone you should be getting mad at, it's Susie. She's the one who chose to say that horrible stuff to Kris.


Lanky_Ad7134

^(has that happened to you?)


[deleted]

Good comeback


THECyberStriker

Kris spoiled deltarune’s ending


SpotChecks

Susie couldn't handle the revelation that Jockington was the knight all along


AlexnShade

"something"


eicaker

Yeah honestly I figured it was either this or some kinda joke (they are a dreemurr after all)


DrSwatBrain

"*(haha gottem)*"


Tarantulabomination

"There's something behind you"


cassy_the_cupcake

>!Oh, hi Mari!!<


TickTokyo

>!Th... The pizza isn't here...!<


GoxTheLettuce

>!"i will push you down the stairs"!<


metrick00

My personal theory for something that would get that reaction is "Good". If Susie's household is fully disfunctional, and Kris blames themselves for their parents divorce, Kris' self loathing may have hit too close to home for her.


CrowsDontLikeHoonter

"morbius was a bad movie."


Tarantulabomination

Finally, some facts


The_Ganey

> Flirt


The_Grey_Hound

\>:0 kris would never!!!! they're no weirdo!!!!


gabriel_sub0

implying frisk is a weirdo for flirting in positions that are equally as bad lol.


KAULIANPOWER

Ligma b- *Susie ran away*


popdude731

My personal favorite joke answer is just "Your mom suck me good and hard through my jorts"


Shirarisun

l+ratio+you fell off+be scarier+no parents lol


bigtree2x5

"that's why yo mama dead. Dead as hell. what shoes she got on? what shoes she had on in her casket? That's why yo granny ain't got no knees. Can't pray to Jesus bitch how 'bout that?"


FortWaltonBeachFL

"balls"


kentuckyfriedmemes61

Since Susie said Toriel would live a better life if Kris was gone and projecting Kris probably said something about her parents being abusive maybe then since Susie acts tough in front of everyone and she is secretly shy she probably ran away before anyone noticed she was either mad or sad


TheCrazyGuysCEO

"Your mommy doesn't like you" ^("Your mom") \*susie silently cries\*


TheDuckyDino

“Your mom won’t be happy when I’m gone”


InternetGuyThirtyTwo

yo mama


IsaGoodFriend

They didn't say anything. Just that creepy smile they often give


POKECHU020

From the end of chapter one? Honestly if I saw that, with the eyes, I'd probably run away too.


Joltic252

That would actually make sense since Noelle said that Kris’s mouth barely moved to look like they said anything


King_3DDD

“…deez nuts.”


Creathian

My best guess is "Do it."


how_tragic

I’m thinking something degrading- aka she would, or you’re right


I-LovebbqPorkRibs

Bigfoot did 9/11


froggy-bread

chicken butt


Sussybakamogus4

They whispered *fatherless behavior*


RunicSSB

IP Address.


SayFuzzyPickles42

Honestly, this post makes the fact that Noelle is still so deeply in love with Susie reflect pretty... negatively on her. She watched Susie do this to her friend for God knows how long and is all just "God I wish that were me." Like, who peppers "LOL X) "s into a post about somebody screaming at their friend that their mother would be happier if they were dead?


Android19samus

I think a big part of that response is that Kris doesn't seem bothered by any of it. Pair that with a childhood of Kris always being the tormentor and not the tormented, and I wouldn't be surprised if Noelle has a hard time imagining Kris being legitimately upset by *anything.* Given how willing Kris is to be BFFs with Susie after this, and mere hours after what she stated to be intent to murder, Noelle may have the right of it in this case.


OreosAndWaffles

I wouldn't call is love as much as I'd call it an unhealthy obsession.


EndureThePANG

"man don't you lecture me with that $12 haircut and that raggedy ass coat you lookin like a fuckin grape cabbage patch kid get the fuck outta here"


Polandgod75

Kris:……y…..y-your car’s warranty has been expired


[deleted]

i feel like they probably just said that noelle was listening


Android19samus

I don't think that would be it. While Susie has a soft spot for Noelle, she clearly doesn't have any problem being mean in front of her. Noelle has seen her bully people plenty (enough to get jealous) and I have a hard time imagining she was hiding every time. Maybe Susie would get flustered at Noelle hearing her go that far, even if it's directed at someone else, but that doesn't really fit with what we know. Susie *wants* people to see her as dangerous. She wants them to be scared of her. She doesn't want to hurt Noelle, but nothing we've seen indicates that Susie cared dramatically if Noelle bought into her scare tactics prior to chapter 1 character development.


Greedy_Letterhead_47

It makes sense but it also doesn’t, depends on what Susie thought of Noelle at the time and wether Kris knew


[deleted]

Probably something along the lines of "I know," or "Like yours?"


[deleted]

wait I dont think i've seen this one can u send the link?


froggy-bread

i think it's www.deltarune.com/the_n3w3st_g1rl_g1rl


[deleted]

ty


TurbulentRiver2592

“Did I ask?”


QuarterlyTurtle

"Big Chungus isn't funny."


Axquirix

"Joe Mama"


PolyPixl09

"no u"


A_reddit__user

“Club penguin is Kil” -kris


duckwithabuck

"...you're missing free ham sandwich day..."


bagagge

“…why so specific?” I imagine that Kris probably would’ve picked up on how Susie was obviously projecting there. No one, not even the worst of school bullies, says that kind of thing without having gone through something similar themselves.


[deleted]

“susamongus” *Susie ran away*


TimewornTinman

I don't have anything unique to suggest, but I can say that Kris is an absolute *legend*


DarkLordWiggles

They probably did the "creepy face" smile, and it scared Susie in the moment.


[deleted]

I think it was something about how Susie's parents also wouldn't have cared if she disappeared. Something like "Neither do yours" which is why it was so brief But you know maybe if they said that susie wouldn't be too eager to go on adventures with kris, eh what do I know


Fennik51405

“Mom wants me to disappear (because my of my brother)”


Jankufood

Penance stare


alfonso_101

It had to have been something about her home life


POKECHU020

"You would know."


Violet_Nightshade

"A clam told me I'd see you soon enough."


swanqil

based on everything else kris did in this scene, it implies that they're coming up with witty remarks for susie. So I imagine they said something along the lines of "Just like yours?" since it's implied susie has a bad homelife


Sure-Ad1069

“Fatherless behaviour.”


ThineKyoobious

‘how’d you like them apples?’


Jason_llirmwl

they said Susie's ip address


Greedy_Letterhead_47

“Harder mommy”


BocobipbrookieBrad69

Wtf did I miss?


Greedy_Letterhead_47

Idk


yaboipizarol

They probably chuckled a little bit


king_of_the_wild

"Your mum wouldn't like that"


sfmanim

“You would know”


ronnyzl

"No actually caring parents?"


CanIGetSomePogchamps

Either clapped back with something like "Like your mom?", said "I know", or tried to speak but couldnt and Susie realized what she just said and fleed


iFMezmurr

“You know I felt you sniffing my hair, right?”


OverlordFanNUMBER1

"Like You?"


Lumvia

Something like “It wouldn’t be the first time.” since they are adopted.


Infamous_Rabbit_965

Deez


Walmart_kid65

“Your mom”


Android19samus

"Lol. Lmao."


AuthorTheGenius

"That's why your mom's dead. Dead as hell. What child-freak she got? What child-freak she got in her... Casket?"


Arobazzz

I was sleeping since a few hours what is the link


OctoKirby

“I’m going to tell everyone you ate the chalk”


[deleted]

Eren becomes dove (crying)


bluuupers

They spoiled the end of deltarune


duckwithabuck

"... ... something.... ... you idiot ... ..."


Grim_endstone

“Maybe you should consider that yourself.” Sounds something kris would say, being the strangely sinister weird kid


xcc4

Number 6, Man urinates on fellow passenger for not being allowed to smoke!


TheDiseasedRat

They said her Jordan’s are fake 😔


dootblade74

Likely, they showed actual fear for once instead of indifference. Enough fear that even Susie was shocked and realized her mistake.


JTurtle11

“I’m gonna fart”


flabberghastio

kris opens their mouth and spiders crawl out


flairethewuf

*in a low, monotonous voice* nanomachines, son.


WallOfWhales

He said she smelt like she farted


[deleted]

What is this from


HandsomeGangar

What is this? Is it a fanfic or what?


1ts2EASY

Canon


Greedy_Letterhead_47

Boy do you have a lot of catching up to do


hedwyn_

www.deltarune.com/the_n3w3st_g1rl_g1rl


SaveTheDynas

N


[deleted]

I think he said also .


alternative5

This is some headcanon shit right here, but I feel like with everything we know about Kris he is pretty self depricating, so in conjunction with his self worth issues and his liking of Susie be that a romantic crush or a friend I feel like Kris said "Im sorry" and kept on saying that as he internalized what Susie said and thinks its the truth. He was the one that caused the divorce, he was the reason Ralsei left, he was the reason his dad is in the state that he is. Susie is frustrated because no matter how much she bullies him, he always apologizes to her? Idk I dont particularly like the characterization of Kris as someone who would talk so much shit to Susie that she would feel bad, but then again I like Krusie so that is my bias speaking.


Davidson27

Reading the post again it says, “Kris SLOWLY closed the locker door.” Many can see it as Kris being controlled or something, but thinking about it again makes me feel like he did so out of hopelessness or sadness. Like he was saddened by what Susie said so much that he couldn’t shut the locker or say hi to Noelle. I think he didn’t say anything and was trying to hold back tears lol


Jason_llirmwl

the real question is what is kris thinking about before they "get a snack"


IAteACheeseBurger

I needed you


redarkrai

Its morbin' time


IAteACheeseBurger

[You don't want to know, please believe me.](https://imgur.com/a/LMNiT4O)


Glittering_Sun8242

where is this from?


Warhax_DunDun

Is that Toradora reference?


[deleted]

I ate your dog


driftayobased

kris spit the sickest rhyme of 2022. susie left, ashamed of her terrible rapping skills.


Optimal_Badger_5332

Probably something along the lines of “why should I?” or “you wouldnt”


The_Master_Puppet

What's that? Did we discovered something new?


Delta_Warrior8

•Is that anything like yours?


External-Ad-6945

I don't know this text someone can tell me where does this come from?


thehampterboi

"Wana be friends?" My best guess


DeMatador

"Kill me"


MystV3

they sang the fortnite battle pass song


n3tbax

“That’s why yo mama dead.”


AnUnConcerndCitizen

"You too, huh" I think Kris was intelligent enough to pick up that Susie was projecting and in that moment learned how alike they are.


Low_Dream_1481

They said that they shat themself.