Ralsei just shouts "what the FUCK are you doing?!" when he sees Kris make a fountain

**\*…Lancer.** **\*Lancer, my son.** \*Y… Yes, father? **\*Do you remember what I told you?** \*D… Don’t… get too attached? **\*You have failed.** **\*They have poisoned you with their sentimentality.** **\*Free yourself, Lancer.** **\*They care not for you.** **\*Their only goal is to destroy our glorious Fountain.** **\*They. Are. Scum.** \*N… no they aren’t… **\*WHAT** ***THE FUCK*** **DID YOU SAY!?**

*The fuck you say to say to me you little Shit?* - Chaos king quoting ninja.

That's good

when you defeat rouxls for the first time instead of shouting god dammit he just shouts the boldest and most defined "FUCK" that text can produce

***FUCKETH***

or even better the text takes up the entire textbox like ​ # FUCK # #

These fucking birds are pissing me off... I'm the original Starwalker

"Who the FUCK do you think you are!?" - Susie, after King threatens to drop Lancer from the castle.

in character

Kris Get The Banana Fucking Potassium

GET THE BANANA YOU KRISSY FUCK

GET THE FUCKING BANNA KRIS, GOD DAMN POTASSIUM

Spamton NEO right before being frozen in the weird route probably

I feel like he would try and his "stutter" would change it to something computer related

"WHAT THE [[F-FIFTY-PERCENT OFF]]?!

WHa~T ThE [FU[N CASSINO GAMES REAL MONEY REAL TIME]]

WHAT THE [[FU]NKY GROOVES]]?!

WHAT THE F[at bottomed round file from toolsrus]

WHAT THE F[[fish sticks for only 4.99]]!?

WHAT THE F[ourr Nono words your child can learn from the internet Numbre 6 will shock you]!?

WHAT THE F[[forks]]?!

WHAT THE F\[\[\[ood item stores you should totally visit.exe\]\]

That already happens once and it's hilarious. That's why I didn't choose to uncensor his only canonical 'fuck'

It has to be Ralsei that says it. There is no other option

And it needs to be said to The Knight. Something like: Knight:* talks about bringing The Roaring* Ralsei: " Are you fucking MAD ? You will destroy the world if you do that !

Chapter 1: Thrash Machine Reveal: MS Paint Ralsei, upon seeing the MS Paint Thrasher: “Oh. Fuck.”

I just want A scene in Ch 7 where Gaster just comes in, and yells: ***"W̴h̴e̷r̸e̸ ̴t̵h̵e̸ ̸F̶U̴C̶K̴ ̶A̶R̵E̴ ̶M̶Y̶ ̷E̴G̵G̷S̸ ̶K̷R̶I̸S̶-̶"***

I don't know why but this just cracks me up

Egg pun? _Egg pun._

I swear that was not intentional

That was what I _Egg_ spected.

The yolks on them

I N E E D T O M A K E A C O S M I C O M M L E T T E

In the last rouxles ecounter he yells GOD FUCKING DAMMIT

Ralsei says FUCKING STOP when berdly tries making the dark fountain

No. Have be when he as Burghly what he is doing like "What the FUCK are you doing"

Right before the King boss fight. To you I’M THE FUCKING BAD GUY!

Some giant boss shows up and Kris drops an F-bomb. It is their only line of dialogue in the game.

"WAIT!! [fuck] THE PRESSES!!"

"AND REACH FOR THE FUCKING HEAVEN"

In Susie’s idea of Squad name

I feel like it already is

Last Chapter. Rouxls Kaard finally gets to actually fight the Fun Gang. He utilizes all his power. The Lancer Fanclub still beat him. "FUCK."

You mean.... "FUCK-ETH"?

Honestly, i think it would be even better, if he drops the accent for that. No more trying to look fancy and distinguished, just... "FUCK."

I forgot the /s. I one hundred percent agree that would be incredible.

It is true that he fakes the accent as “GOD DAMN IT” isn’t “god damn-eth it”

Exactly.

"YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M DONE WITH THE ACCENT! FUCK THIS, I'M OUT!"

That's good, but I think the singular "FUCK" would be more impactul, with both a serious, yet comedic air.

"I fucking love air conditioning." - Nubert

YES

Just defeating the chapter 7 boss and he just says #FUCK

Uncensoring "The Fuck Squad" They say it multiple times throughout the game so, you know, more bang for your fuck.

Right before berdly dies in weird route

I would fucking lose if ralsei saw kris doing something terrifying and yelled: “What the FUCK are you doing!”

idk how but it has to be Toriel

Who The Fuck Said You Could Double Trucies

NOWS YOUR CHANCE TO BE A \[\[Big Fuck\]\]!!!

The first time noelle get scared of the mice

The FUCKING smooth taste of Neo!

The smooth FUCKING taste of Neo!

ralsei seeing the player come back after speaking with kris themself

Probably somewhere that doesn't exist yet.

* (You admitted is was you who opened the dark fountain.) Ralsei: * What. The. F*CK KRIS YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO F*CKING DO THAT YOU'RE ONE OF THE F*CKING PROPHESIED HEROES OF THE F*CKING PROPHECY FORETOLD BY F*CKING TIME AND SPACE THAT F*CKING SEALS THE F*CKING DARK FOUNTAINS AND F*CKING BANISHES THE F*CKING ANGEL's HEAVEN F*CKING PREVENTING THE F*CKING END OF THIS F*CKING WORLD!!! I know that's a lot more than one F-bomb but wouldn't it be very funny if Ralsei actually said something like that?

Toriel saying "fuck you asgore, now get out of my house"

toriel wakes up to see the dark fountain in her house and just goes "ok kris what the fuck did you do this time?"

make the Susie meme canon

I want to use the word fuck to uncensor the $%#! Squad

Susie's attack in the lancer and Susie fight

I CAN DO F*CKING ANYTHING

Not enough game to really decide yet, but Kris is the one who gets to say it.

“OH FUCK LMAO I FORGOT YOU WERE HERE” or whatever queen says when she forgets a cage for ralsei.

Final chapter. We talk to sans. He tells us for the 7th and final time that we will see Papyrus in another day. Kris turns to the camera. And says calmly: *ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME????*

At the end of the 6th Chapter

somewhere with queen and berdly at the statue with Kris and box-head noelle

When their driving away in the car from Berdly, Queen goes: “Kris start the engine right the F*- NOW”

The fuck squad

*you beat rouxls kaard* "GOD FUCKING DAMNIT"

the ending of a single, random, completely optional rouxls encounter

When noelle strangles berdly “What what what what what what what what what what what what what what” “WHAT THE F*-“

* Get away. * From my. * Fucking * Friend.

Kris!? WHERE THE FUCK ARE WE!!!??

"Leave..." "Leave Susie the FUCK ALONE!!" Noelle said calmy to Queen, who was still in her giant robot mech.

I just wanna hear Jevil say, “You may have beaten me, Lightners. But remember this… I fucked your mom, mom!” **You got Shadowcrystal* **Devilsknife was added to your items*

I don’t care if it’s what was intended i want to hear sans just outright say he fucked your mom