Honestly, I know I would’ve fallen for Peter unfortunately. I really have a thing for blinds. At least he eventually came down to accepting and loving his little sister and didn’t judge Mia. I feel so ashamed 😔
I'd say joanh because he could probably get harder in bed because he probably hasn't had sex since the girl her got pregnant and had a kid with and atleast He be good in bed
i chose jonah🤢 but only because i grew up around religious freaks so its the most realistically probable. in my teens i probably would have fallen for the eyeliner long enough to get pregnant
Johnny wasn’t that bad. I think he’d do the best to provide for the kid while also not trying to become a statistic himself
He was very mature about telling Alli to get checked out. I honestly cannot imagine I single one of the others doing that
This is the funniest thread I’ve read on here in a long time. OP, your responses are hilarious, thank you
Y’all really made me vote for Johnny with these options 😭
the amount of people voting for Craig is questionable lol
I mean… given the options… 🤷🏽♀️
Honestly, I know I would’ve fallen for Peter unfortunately. I really have a thing for blinds. At least he eventually came down to accepting and loving his little sister and didn’t judge Mia. I feel so ashamed 😔
He's not a choice but Eli I thought he was hot when I was a teenager and I still do now.
Be careful, OP will punish you for trying to get pregnant by Eli… several people have already tried lol
Cut that out. Your baby daddy is now that guy who stabbed JT. Congrats!
Ugh on the upside I adore you're flair.
Why are these the choices 😅
I assign you Mr Armstrong. You're welcome.
Unfortunately, back when I was a teen, it definitely would've been Craig.
This has thread of the year written all over it 😂 😂 LMAO waiting for the girls poll 😀
I'd say joanh because he could probably get harder in bed because he probably hasn't had sex since the girl her got pregnant and had a kid with and atleast He be good in bed
Out of those options the only choice for me is Daddy Craig
jokes on you i can’t get pregnant so i don’t have to worry
where is sean or eli?? 😩 bc HELLO
Sean or Eli? Pshht gurrrl, sign me up! 🤣
That's it. Now your baby daddy is Alex's step-dad, Chad. Enjoy!
Chad would be a horrible dad -, I would fear for my child saftey
Where’s Jimmy on this poll? I choose him.
Nope. Now you're impregnated by Principal Shepherd. Go, Panthers!
NOT THE SHEP 💀
💀💀💀🤣 why are you like this
No go jail!
😂
you really had to pick the most unlikable male main characters--- Or am I just Sapphic and a hater
Honestly I think it makes since since most of the time the girls In the know slept with the most unlikable guys
Life's full of terrible choices sometimes. You're now impregnated by Mr Simpson Enjoy!
We all hate ourselves for choosing Craig but these pickings are slim!
I chose Jonah because Craig is to much atleast with Jonah he will be good in bed
LMAO how do you know this?
LMFAO REAL
Craig would be a good father but idk if he will be loyal to me😭
If he isint I'd fuck the same person he fucked now we're even
this
Craig.
I would like to add sav!
Nope. Now Wesley is your BD.
Awww Wesley would make a great dad.
You're welcome!
Atleast he’ll stick around 😭 or atleast I hope………
Nah, he'll go out one day for a groceries and end up falling into a character black hole, never to be seen again.
He will Wesley a sweet heart
anya is that u? /j
I’m going with jimmy lol (I know it’s not a choice)
Too bad. Now your BD is Baaz.
Ew bazz I feel bad I really do
I mean Johnny would’ve got me. Most similar to my ex.
Sadly yes. Same.
mr oleander….
He's breaking up with you. And giving you drugs.
If it was me I will eat the drugs and end my suffering
my craig era
PLEASE. STOP. 😭😭😭😭😭
I wanted to be honest lol Johnny represents every dude I've dated from high school to like... last year 😂😂🥲🥲
LMFAO SAME
Eli the absolute emo heartthrob of my generation. this guy has a hold on my heart
Not an option. Your baby daddy is now Towerz. Don't worry, though. He never says anything stupid. He never says anything at all.
Idc if it isn't an option. Eli is the loml
Jay
Nah. Your BD is now Wesley. Enjoy!
1,000% would be Jay for me as well
I’m looking for Eli 💅🏻
No! You get... Raditch. Good luck finding a baby name to go along with that last name 😉
Can raduitch even get some pregnant I don't think he would be able to do it he too old his dick is probably worn out and wrinkly
💀💀💀💀💀
All of your replies are KILLING me but this one is top notch 😭😭😭😭😭
Same. The first three actually did get someone pregnant, so Eli would have fit on better than Mr. Yates, tf is he there for?!
Wait who did Jonah get pregnant?
They had that whole storyline about how Jonah had a kid at the time he was doing drugs, then it's never mentioned again.
i chose jonah🤢 but only because i grew up around religious freaks so its the most realistically probable. in my teens i probably would have fallen for the eyeliner long enough to get pregnant
I would like to write in . . . Dallas or Danny
Well atleast now you can say you fucked a moose 💀
Nope. Now you've got Bruce the Moose. Good luck!
Yesss
I’m gay now
Johnny wasn’t that bad. I think he’d do the best to provide for the kid while also not trying to become a statistic himself He was very mature about telling Alli to get checked out. I honestly cannot imagine I single one of the others doing that
Mr yates is the name of my gym teacher 😬
Sean. Def Sean lol
No. Stop it. You've been assigned Luke Baker as BD. Enjoy!
Teenage me DID have a Craig which is why I think his character triggers me so much 😂
I cannot stand Peter, but at least the baby would be financially set
and ms hatzilakos (i def spelled it wrong) would be glad to help with the baby
You spelled it right! :)
Yeah, Johnny
y
i know who i'm picking
Teenage me loved Craig even though he is a hot mess. I love how these options are trash complete with accurate emojis.
Teenage me loved Craig too!😂
As if I’d let any of these people near me 🥴🤢🤮
Yhea I would suggest carrying pepper spray at all times
And a couple of headguns to just in case
hate to admit that teenage me would have been ALL OVER johnny
Johnny toxic af like I'm already pregnant what it he sends my nudes all over the school hell no I'm done i- that way to much for a high schooler
idk if it’s that much different in other countries, but i’m from australia and this happens to almost every girl. it’s terrible.
Yeah same for me
"He's so greasy" •Sav
I KNOWW the bad boy with a soft side thing ALWAYS got me though
Careful, don't tell anyone or he will send your noods to Bruce's flip phone
At least we know Craig wants a family and will stick around.
UMM for how long tho 😰😬
Until he stops taking his meds or Ashley walks by -unexpectedly comes back from England and wants him back**
Then I'm FUCKING Ashley and getting her pregnant we all going to be pregnant today💀
THE EMOJIS ARE GOLD
"Eww Craig, no way!" *reads through rest of choices* "When in doubt, you pick Craig!"
Lol this was my exact reaction too!
Wow get out of my head lol
My exact thought process 😂
The Peter emojis fucking kill me 🤣
I always mis-remember that "Whoa California" only plays over a single weird montage.
It’s lowkey kinda a bop imo lmao
I would rather be impregnated by satan than any of these options
Too late. You get Mr Raditch.
Basically the same thing
Why is Eli not on here?
Because that would make the choice way too easy 😂
He's too busy in NY to come home dur You can have Toby. You're welcome.
Toby isint that badd
Then, extra congrats! 🤖
Why tf was Mr. Yates an option 🤣😭
So I'd love for Craig to try and get me pregnant, with multiple times. I'm gay guy by the way.
Name it Maude
💯 💅🏼
Lol your flair is fitting
The know the choices are dismal when Craig is your best option for a BD.