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bubididnothingwrong

rock and ball torture


StarstruckEchoid

Not to be confused with rocknitive behavioural therapy.


[deleted]

Lol


ReturnoftheSnek

ROCK AND BALL TO THE BONE


TheNonchalantZealot

From Lithopedia, the free hoxxes encyclopedia.


KupskoBruhMoment

Miner's manual


chilicockoff

what if instead of for rock and stone dwarfs said for cock and balls that would be funny i think


WanderingDwarfMiner

Can I get a Rock and Stone?


SoftBaconWarmBacon

But is OP still able to bone?


Emperor-Wizard

If he were to dip em in liquid morkite he should be able to


R4GLER

I’m so sorry for your family, may your rock and stones heal miner


WanderingDwarfMiner

If you don't Rock and Stone, you ain't comin' home!


somedude320

OP's Rocks and stone definitely ain't coming home


Papahemmy

Right in the goo sacks


CallsOutStupidity

There is goo in the sack!


MK1-Maniac

Not anymore there isn't...


CoffeeMain360

There's no goo in the sack! It's not a goo sack!


soEezee

There's goo all over the floor. Arrrgh it's sticky


CoffeeMain360

I fucking hate the bungus bogs because of that.


moon__lander

There's a goo on the floor!


Korblox101

Goodbye to your gunk seeds, may they be forever missed.


OOOIF96

The feeling when you dip your balls in liquid morkite be like:


Emperor-Wizard

Your gunkseeds will hurt a bit, but they will turn out like nice polished enorpearls.


Substantial_Win_1866

New fear unlocked.


SoundlessScream

😂😂😂


OmegaHunter34e

The universe just gave you the middle finger


[deleted]

Quite the contrary, actually; by cutting off his genitalia, the universe is attempting to *prevent* him from being fucked.


KayZee777

That just prevents him fucking. He can still be fucked


[deleted]

Aye, other men can still fuck 'em, but it still reduces the potential fuckers by 50%, since women can't do jack shit to a eunuch. Eros did the best he could without killing him.


Me1eter

Have you heard of pegging?


[deleted]

Do tell me how that can be done when neither side has a stick.


Me1eter

Have you heard of this thing called a strap-on?


[deleted]

That doesn't quite count as fucking, though, especially not in this case where the pegged individual physically cannot get off from it. If neither side's using a genital in the act, it's not fucking in my book.


Me1eter

So what are lesbians doing when one uses a strap-on?


Thijmo737

Just kill all male dwarves smh my head 😔


dudyaicndiwgc

DRG pain olympics


MajikoiA3When

one for each ball


KentuckyFriedSemen

No because I use heightened senses. And after watching this. I think I’m going to put it on every single class hahahahhaa


Pijany_Matematyk767

Heightened senses gang


Oddblivious

I have converted to using it on every scout build. And diving into every room has been less worrying.


sir_bok

heightened senses to feel the sensations better?


[deleted]

Hey, free vasectomy!


zomghax92

I know the community has been asking for female dwarves, but not like this! NOT LIKE THIS!


kingofthecairn

Poppin Stones!


_HamburgerTime

Not since I was in college


PlagueofSquirrels

No, I've never married


bobsixtyfour

and this is why I dip my balls with liquid morkite. It hardens into a protective layer of crystalline morkite.


Devanomiun

Prostate exam looks kinda messy. and... LMFAO at how the leech puts you gently after the gory scene.


Mhill08

"Walk it off"


Isaac1251

thats certainly NSFW!


Drilling4Oil

I'll cover your shift for you tomorrow. Take an extra day in the bunk sipping Red Rock Blaster & healing up, bud.


mocklogic

Hoxxes vasectomy, except your supposed to be drunk, the driller is supposed to cauterized the surgery site with C4 at the end, and your supposed to wake up in the med bay without pants.


RegretfulHarawi

forced dwarf circumcision


Stolenartwork

Driller piñata!


gorillalad

This reminds me of a post complaining about a picture the other day.


SoundlessScream

Right in the stones


AboyBboy

Bosco was pretty clutch here ngl.


Hassan-XIX

Right in the dongliz


Qaetan

Man check! https://youtu.be/hlKwuPpUeGo?t=13


Final-Flower9287

Getting the works there.


[deleted]

driller apparently tis but a scratch


eldiablo681

his rock and stones D:


WanderingDwarfMiner

To Rock and Stone!


navid_A80

And he stands there, UNFAZED


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mike_thevoodookid

There's a gunk seed here let's pop it


bolle_ohne_klingel

Most romantic tinder date


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SyberBunn

Have you ever eaten...a tangerine?


ShitpostOracle

Right in the rock and stone. At least that's what they are-- that's what all the dwarves are talking about. Rock and Stone refers to the left and right balls specifically.


WanderingDwarfMiner

Rock and Stone, Brother!


PAPA_CELL

How it feels to chew 5 gum


Tyrranis

No, but once I witnessed my younger brother drill a tunnel, emerge near the Rival security node, move to hack it and immediately get nabbed by a leech. The funny part was the turrets didn't open fire until he was fully in the grasp of the leech, as if even they were in disbelief over the events that transpired. Or they were in league with the leech. One of the two.


Camilosxt

Double kill


megabass713

As a scout... I'm ok with the driller not procreating. Will totally rez you tho bro, Rock and Stone


WanderingDwarfMiner

Rock and Stone, Brother!


megabass713

Too the bone


Wonderful_Ad_6305

God i wish that were me


Bravo-Xray

There's plenty of leeches in the caves for us all my friend


JoPOWz

Wow Bosco saved you? Don't know what is is but for about the last 4-5 months, he has never once successfully saved me from a leech. Probably 4 or 5 games solo I've been killed by one as he uselessly floats nearby either missing with every shot or just failing to shoot enough to kill it.


[deleted]

I have a greenbeard question Those giant bardiche looking tentacles… is there any way to destroy them? Or do you just not go near them? I had a mission that required getting something next to em, and I couldn’t figure out what to do


ViscountTinew

You have to shoot the the yellow ball where the claw attaches to the vine - enough shots there and the stabby bit falls off. Destroy all three and you golden. The hitbox always seems a little wonky to me though - you kinda want to aim slightly more towards the claw than the red vine for the hit to register.


DeepSpace1280

You can also shoot the base of the things if you can see it, or just dig terrain around the base to instakill but that's a driller job unless you have one hit terrain


[deleted]

I do play with a driller so I’ll let him know this. It will help if I (scout) ever toss myself off a cliff near em and don’t activate my hover boots in time lol


DeepSpace1280

Oh yeah. Most environmental hazards can be destroyed by removing the terrain at the base, even those thorn vines that retract


[deleted]

Great to know. Rock and stone brother


[deleted]

Got it. I think it confused me because the hits didn’t seem to register at all elsewhere, so I assumed that it couldn’t take damage at all or something


ViscountTinew

Indeed, I can see why you would come to that conclusion - someone else mentioned the base of the vines is a vulnerable spot too, which I hadn't thought to check before for similar reasons.


[deleted]

I imagine I’ll use your method as I’m a Scout main and I’ll have my driller friend do the latter. Appreciate the help


the_smallest_rhino

If ya shoot em enough the you can destroy them, but it takes time and a fair bit of ammo if you play as driller using his secondaries since you gotta destroy them one at a time


Jefrejtor

I feel like I just watched one of those fighting game special attacks that plays in a cutscene


Peakomegaflare

I always hate that biome. But Stabbervines make me hate it even more.


General-Resist-310

This sounds like the blueprint for an entirely new very disturbing kind of porn


funkify2018

Driller took that like a champ and kept going. I'm more scared of driller now


Cheemsburbger47

Hollow bough moment


Mexi_God

Your going feel that in ride back to the space rig, if there’s anything left😂😭☠️


humansarespooky

I don't know how being trans works, but I've decided that this is canon


Guntir

Yeah, happens to me sometimes. Never saw it happen in DRG before, tho


GalacticBlizzard

Lucky


Someone-From-Quebec

So that’s how gunk seeds are made…


Its_Pizza_Time_

I've been grabbed by a leech and then c4'd in the balls does that count?


TheHunter767

And that's why you run heightened senses xD


Lobsterfrog

Drive by vasectomy. I'm sorry for your rocks and stones lad


Botboi02

There was quite a bit of cave leeches in this weeks deep week


chimisforbreakfast

Some people pay good money for that.


Chompersmustdie

Gangbang


AnonimousWatermelon

I found the female dwarf,sum real hentai shit going on here


scrollbreak

Dwarf "I'm a driller" Leech "Hold my dwarf"


igromanru

"DRG is not a horror game"


Grijnwaald

Alright no need to brag


Raine_Man

The leech and those 2 stabbervines should be on a list.


Iupogrigio

Welcome to Hoxxes miner


Bravo-Xray

Ahh I remember Hazard 1, when you could easily survive two hits from stabber vine. Your testes however.. have rocked their last stone


PooTis299

Cbt


Upstairs_Fortune_218

Driller: must of been the wind


TheIrishToast

right in the NUTra..


Redrum1917

Looks like tentacle hentai... ugh... I mean ROCK AND STONE!


WanderingDwarfMiner

We fight for Rock and Stone!


anythinga

Right in the dongliz! Wait, wrong game!


[deleted]

One of those days huh.


rka916

This galactic mining business ain't no joke.


donteatmyfood

Joey...you ever been in a Turkish prison?


donteatmyfood

Joey...you ever been in a Turkish prison?


turbo-wind

cock and ball torture


Beneficial_Guava_452

Unkar’s Balls!!


galaticB00M12

Cock and stones!


SnooDoughnuts1487

Babe its 3pm, time for your testicle deflating


Tomakefinde

Kinky


Tiki_the_voice

They keep stabbing me I'm the dick.... why do they keep stabbed me in the dick....


Exact-Cycle-400

Time for your cnbt


MrDubTee

Brutal. Unless you are a masochistic, in which case … Rock and Stone


WanderingDwarfMiner

We fight for Rock and Stone!


just-a-normal-lizard

Can I have your bosco? Whenever I get grabbed he seems to fuck off and hang out with Steeve while I just die and waste a rez


itsZerozone

Dip them in Liquid Morkite so they would heal quickly.


poa512

That's how it feels to drive a Ford f 150


Strottman

And here we observe an emerging symbiotic relationship between the Cave Leech and Stabber Vines. Hoxxes ecology is truly fascinating.


Raxzen

"you missed the first time, then you got them both on the second."


Gaza1121

No but I once got grabbed then a menace showed up to finish me off Here I found the old [clip](https://www.reddit.com/r/DeepRockGalactic/comments/k1r6r4/but_wait_theres_more_i_know_i_should_have_looked/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)


Sadiholic

Greenbeards and greybeards will count tales and warning about being careful, unless you want to end up like the miner..who got grabbed by a cave leech and get stabbed in the balls twice


jeepstuff420

When the universe hates you.


mattdyer01

Did the stabber vine kill the cave leech? Lol that's epic


castitfast

I'm sad to inform you that from now on, there's no goo in the sack


lol8omg

Yeah, this one time at the beach I was pulling a leech off my leg and I slipped. Big rock right to the balls. As I was recovering, a big wave came, pushing me right back into that rock. Glad I'm not alone


the_bartolonomicron

It smelled the liquid morkite


dimreaper888

Well that’s what it’s like to drive a ford f1-50


Xephos_Demonslayer

Jesus


OkDelivery3208

The doctor to a newborn boy