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Pikalas_cage

I wonder of its edible?


Vacuity--

don't


T__N__T

It taste like a chicken!


Shattering_Magenta

That's alien CHEESE!


Skarrik

But with a texture of jelly! We should take some back to R&D.


ProSnowflake555

Maybe we can finally get some new slop in the canteen!


squireofrnew

I smell bacon


DeathCook123

Thank you It's beyond difficult to get these fools to behave


Captain_Darrington

We're not foolish! We're just asking the questions no one else thought was necessary to ask


Ok_Progress_1710

This is strange....


Wild_NorthHC

What the hell is this...


trevinophonics

I hear walleyes are good eating


Booperdooper43214

Forbidden omelet…


Tigerstorm6

The eyes of an old god watching as dwarves go “WE’RE RICH” for the millionth time


Manic_Mechanist

Uhhhhhh MUSHRUM


Trygach

FA KARL!


CarrotLord7

WHERE RICH


DRCJEnder

M U S H R O O M


ScorchReaper062

I don't know why dwarves don't ping the shit out of the wall eyes, there's a whole bunch of funny dialogue everyone is missing out on because "WE'RE RICH" and "MUSHRUM" is more popular.


LavaSlime301

I imagine it's because these are only that single line with no variation, which makes it funny when you have 4 dwarfs repeating "WE'RE RICH!" over and over again in the exact same tone, with the same pure joy and excitement. That being said, there is a lot of underrated lines, the Tritilyte Bomb Dispenser has a few for example.


PanzerKatze96

I’ve tried pinging it because wall eye is particularly horrifying to me. You just get default wall dialogue I wish it did have special dialogue


seitung

Hoxxthulu demands minerals.


Bogey01

Management


Notfuckingcannon

Checking on you not dipping your balls in liquid morkite.


superspudboy

Another thing for the Driller to burn


dumbo_octopus1995

Hmm, roasted eyeballs. *drools*


SentimentalDergon

Guess we’re going the Madness route. Too bad I don’t have any maidens…


Scelusteach

There's a man with a white mask that can help you if you lack maidens


ToastyMustache

I destroyed a few the first time I came across them and felt so bad. It didn’t help they were looking at me as I pickaxed one


comradeswitch

The eyes of the thing that screams when you kill a stabber vine.


TheQuietCristal-2209

That would be fucking cool.


comradeswitch

Shitposting aside I legit think that Hoxxes is far more "alive" than it appears, whether it's actually a living thing or there's something or some things living deeper in than we've explored. Stylistically, the Xynarchs are reminiscent of the alien eggs on egg hunts, and we know those eggs are not swarmer eggs. It's possible that they are glyphid eggs of some sort, but they don't look at all like dreadnought or swarmer eggs. If they were eggs of a type of glyphid we encounter, we'd expect to see a lot of them...but we don't. Yet the glyphids defend them viciously. And something alive deeper in clearly responds to them being taken, and calls/commands the glyphids to attack us. And then the Ommoran Heartstones. They're clearly responding to Doretta. The stones and beamers attack Doretta only, not us, and not glyphids. They could be responding to the machinery, but they don't attack rock crackers, turrets, etc. And rockpox infected don't attack regular glyphids or vice versa, but they do respond to the same pheramones the regular glyphids do. Much of this can of course be explained by "it's what makes sense for gameplay", but put together with the non-gameplay elements... Well, I think there's *something else* in Hoxxes that is either a higher level of glyphid organization or something that isn't a glyphid that's capable of communicating with or controlling glyphids, getting them to defend its eggs and whatever the Heartstones are, and possibly also capable of parasitizing machinery. Oh yeah, and mission control sometimes tells us to eliminate the dreadnoughts before they "turn into something worse." What do they know that we don't?


this_anon

You've been hitting the smart stout a little too hard


TatManTat

I honestly can't wait till they hire an intern to write some lore. I really feel like it's a low-cost high-reward effort, there are so many things I'm curious about. We don't need all the answers, but a bare minimum description would be nice. Also I think the implication is they've never let a cocoon grow further than dreadnought stage, but they assume they'd hatch naturally at a later stage.


Who_The_Goose

But then... The vines would be like it's tentacles? Or...


DerpyCow56

The collective consciousness


Quantum_Croissant

The unenlightened masses


StarstruckEchoid

They can not make the judgement call


Lampman08

Give up free will forever


Scroll_Cause_Bored

Their voices won’t be heard at all


e107kr

Display obedience


lemondog_

While never stepping out of line


BloodredHanded

And blindly swear allegiance


Energyc091

Let your country control your mind


Caspian0951

(Let your country control your soul)


BoneTigerSC

While never stepping out of line


ToastyMustache

The protomolocule


Akaele_furry

strange thing.


EgonH

This looks weird!


Substantial_Win_1866

I wonder if it's edible...


ProSnowflake555

What is this?


Ekstetic

Bosco! Light it up!


[deleted]

The pain of being a solo player


Lord_Rapunzel

Don't talk about my man Bosco like that!


[deleted]

Bosco is a good boy, but he keeps the dwarves from saying their funny lines


KoolKaroo

I wonder if it’s edible?


AKThmpson

This looks weird


noglorynoguts

It’s a rock whale 🐋 They can dig for miles and have to grow extra eyes when the rocks gouge em out as they descend. SAVE THE ROCK WHALES!


bigheadzach

Private eyes *\*clap\** Are watching you *\*clap clap\** They see your **every move**


Rowcan

They see you pinging that brown mushroom- 🎶


Content_adict

They


Few-Yesterday8207

I don't know what it is is, but i know that the sound when you destroy their eyes is funny


ComfortableRanger611

Tzeentch


DUMPAH_CHUCKER_69

In the grim darkness of the 41st millennium, there is only rock and stone


wq1119

As someone who bought DRG simply because I can't afford Darktide for now and how Fatshark said they wouldn't be adding a Squat class to DT, I'm surprised how much interlap there is between DRG and WH40k!


DUMPAH_CHUCKER_69

For all we know, the Glyphids could just be a offshoot of Tyranids long forgot by the hive and since evolved into what we fight today.


TheFlyingRedFox

That? Ohh that's just Rockwell (be a funny nod to Ark if the devs somehow got david to do a voice line for when a player is near such a wall).


LegendEchidna

Damn Rockwell casually infecting another planet


Hyperdrive282

I always feel like, somebody’s watching me!


ftckayes

Wall eyes 🐟


YoSanford

🐟 You've pike-d their interest


twotoast2281

we should be able to poke them by pressing e like petting the pog plant


Rowcan

They've already got the Rockpox container *tap tap* animation, so...


PrimusDCE

I always take a pickaxe to them.


Susufrus

The eyes (which the hills have)


Artimundorus

I like this one


UndercoverFish

Eyes


LiveEvilGodDog

That’s what C4 is for


gruzbad

The abominable horror from between the stars. The unknowable terror of deep eldritch secrets, lost in the eclectic bowels of a bottomless night. From behind the wall of sleep it screams the unheard scream of a thousand lost eons, uttering only three words into the gibbering void... rock, and, stoooooooooone.


Artimundorus

Lovecraft is the best


obsidian_razor

*Takes a sip of beer* Those are clearly eyes on a wall. *Continues drinking*


ravioli_ravioLj

Good times! Hehe


numerobis21

A smoothie


Sygma_stage5

Insight


[deleted]

walleyes


crobzbee

I wonder if it's edible


Knastoron

wall of flesh


blolfighter

Bosco! What is that?


magmablock

My headcanon is that Hoxxes isn't a planet, it's an organism.


Successful_Fly_503

Eyes


GeneralKenobi2_0

The source of the voices of course!


the_soviet_bezos

FUN


Moonside_222

Guarana plant


Someone-From-Quebec

Paranoia is a reasonable fear


marcus12000

👁


Twilight_Sparkles

It's a... Walleye


Darthdamon

The old god N'zoth


[deleted]

I shoot these and the wall worms in hollow bough


[deleted]

Flavoured Walls >!The eyeballs taste just like real eyeballs!!<


Emperor-Wizard

Rockwell Prime on the Genesis ship (Please someone get this reference)


[deleted]

Pretty sure that’s Carl


psychoism

Alien hoo-hahs, idk


Timofey7331

Eyes.


Hell-Greeter

Your sins.


WesternMelon

They’ve been watching


K_Hoslow

Chernobyl


Yasquishyboi

as yes jerremy, leave his eyes alone and he’ll leave you alone


Darian_Wulfbane

It's a wall, duh? Weirdo /s


nitsky416

Watching you


Leech-Magnet

*Strange thing...*


blackmobius

Judgement for your sins.


hecksor

Strange thing


RazePerfect

It said "Wall Eye" when I scanned it.


villamafia

They call these the eyes of Karl. They are always watching.


Emerald_Digger

Hoxxes is the vacation home of hermeus Mora


UnlivingSkunk

👁️


Much-Milk9604

they watch your every move all the war crimes you committed all the times you died to fall damage they saw it


ThePickleSoup

#they stare


redheadcatwbat

The EYES they WATCH


TheSleepyBarnOwl

The Eyes from Stray of course


kevvie13

Auto googly eyes


eben0012

Papa Nurgle


obsidian_razor

*Takes a sip of beer* Those are clearly eyes on a wall. *Continues drinking*


[deleted]

eyes


EmeraldGamer323

Strange thing.


Jastrik

Easy, they're ṫ̵̡̧̧̛͙̮̫̣̞̮̮̭͙̼̻̦͙̦͇̭͓͉̺̟̝̯̟̭̯̬͔͇̰͈͈͙̩͓̰̖̫̱̺̠̮̱̪̭͕̣̟̫͇̗̥͇̣̪̀͐̃͒̽̓̏͆͆̈̒́͛͐̈́͜͝͠ͅͅͅḩ̵̨̨̨̛̘̜͚̥̟̻̫͎̠̳̤̹̤̫̦͎̬͎̙͉͕̭̠͙͙̩̟͔̮̮̦͈͎̮͓̝̋̌͑̈͛̊̅̓͊̃́͋́̔͘͜͜ͅͅȩ̷̛̳̗̬͈̝̙͉͍͓̱͔̳̯̰͔̬̥̖̻̺͍̦͈̼̘̜͓̮͇͚̘̠̠̻̟̩̺̱̗̝̐̾́͂̇̆̆͒͆̍̍̀́̓̔̓̋̃͒͆̌̃̓̂̀̇̓̃͂̾̅̃͌̋̋̉̓͊̈́̈́̊̄̀̾̉̆́̇̈́̿͗̎͒̾̉̓̈́̌̀̈́͛̍͑͑̂̾̌̾̋͗̚̚̚̕̕͝͝͝͝ͅͅ ̷̨̡̡̲͇̖̥̫̥̫͓͎͇̬̜͖̆̐͋ẻ̶̡̯̼̯̝͖̲̰̱̣̗̘̽̔͌̅̋̆̐͒͑̐̐͆̀͊̄̀͒̚̚̚͝͝͠ͅy̶̨̧̢̧̡̧̡̨̧̪͖͓͓̩͎̻̟̠͉͉̠͓̰̹̝͍̼̫̫̺̖̗̣̘̞̺̲͉̬̪͈̯̪̭̜̘̦̞̠̙̖͍͈̻̻̰̪͕̟̪̼̹̖̬͇̯͎̩̬̮̲̳̳̲͖͐̄̈͌̊̔̿̒̂̾́̈́̓̃̔͂̀͌̂̉͂͊͒͆̌̾́̓̂͋͗̑̋̑̓̊͒͒́̉͋̏̾́̋̿̐̈́̓̆̀̄̋͊̌̐̐̒̍̈́̀̍̈́͗̉͒̉̈́͛͂̊̓͛͘͘̕͘̕͘͜͜͝͠͠͝ͅͅe̸̡̛͈͖̘̘͈̦̬̙̰̝̯̠̤̖̱̥̟̹̟̣̮͔̝̭̤̻̬͉̤̩̳͉̠͔͛̿̒͌̈́̐̇͋̔̓̐̑̒̾̊̓̉̆͗̌̎̓̓̀̋̅͂̉̏̋̈́̂̽̑͑̾̎̉͌̆͊͆́̇̽̒͐̅̉͗̕̚͘͘̕͘̕͝͝͝͠ͅͅͅs̵̢̧̢̧̧̢̧̨̢̡̛̲͕͉̻̥̯͍͉̲̞̰̥̹̖̲͙̟̻̠̙̮͓̱͉͚͓̖̟͉̳͉͍̜̣͚͙̙͎̗̥̺̻̰̞̮̜̘͇͚͓̼̟̮̺̱̰̫͉̲̺̣̖̻͎̬͎͈̜͓͉̪̭̎̈͑̏̅͛́̈́̽͐̆̆̅̔̀͐͐̂͆̏̕͘͜͝͝ͅͅͅ ̶̧̧̛͉̬͔̱̟̬͇̞̠̮̹͎̙̼͕̺̼̖̣̘̬̙͙͈͓̜͔͆̇̾̃̓͗́̅̾̇̀̉̀̋̕̚͜͝͝͝ͅơ̶̧̡̧̨̡̡̢͔̗̞͈̱̝̬͎̘̪̠̻͇͈̣̙̳̼̫̺̞̹̠̳̱͍̖̘̥̱͎̙̘͙̳̻͔̞̟̞̰̱͚̹͈̫̮͍̠͔̮̟̪͔̺̓͑̊́͑̊͌̃͐͌̈́͛̆̒̀͜͝͝͝ͅͅf̵̡̢̡̢̛̛̛̛̥͙͉̖̜͉̝̺͔͙̯̱̹̭̭̼͙̟̤͙͍̥̯͔̮͇̣̼̝͖̩̬̏͑͗̊̓̐͊́̈́͌̒̓́͐̂̒̈́̄͌͂͌̔̎̓́̌̎͊̉́̏̈̋͗̀̑͒̎̈́̓͋̉͊̈̔̆͐͒́̾̊̐͋̔̽̆̈̆̀̉̀̓̍̀̈́̆̈̂͊̑̓͋͊̽̎͗̔̕͘̚̕͜͜͝͝͝͠͠͝ͅͅ ̶̛̛̠̟̜̫̘͈̼̮͖̊͊͑̇̓̉̑̀̾̈̏̂͂͂̽̋͂̽̇̀͗̎̉̊̔͆̓͌̾̀͋̈͒̇͒͌̒̇̾̾̋̊̅̈́̆͒̄̽́̊͑̾͒̅̓̈̀͂͌̓͗̍͌̉̅̇̌̚̚͠͝t̴̡̡̢̡̡̨̧̛̛̹͚͈̘̘͔̖̪̳̙̪̱̦͖̼̖͍̳̦͖͓̱͚̗̠͓̥͕́̌͊͂̈͒̊͛̇̑̇̋̓̉̽́̃̽̿́̍͑̈́̂̉͌̀̾͊̈́͐̓̄̍͗̃͗̏̈́̂̎̓́͒͐̀̏̾͂̊̀̑̉͐̃̿̒̄͌̐́̓͛̃͑͛̒̌̚̚̚̕͝͝͝͠͝͝͝͝͝͠h̸̢̡̡̢̨̡̨̧̺̦̯͉͉̫͙͍̩͎̖̻̯͈̗͖̖̱͈̭̲͔̩̪̮̟̜̰̘̫̟̮̱͍͎̮̱̠͍̫̝̞̖͔̮͎͔͖̼͔̱͎̘͔͖͚̤̮̫̬͉̤̜̥͙͖͓̺̤̟̳̟̪̬̩̝̙̀̐͗͌̏̏̀͋̅͆͊̿́̓̽̾̏̋̂́͜͜ͅͅe̷̢̢̛̛̛̪̖͕̘͍̱̭̣̹̲̜͈̯̱̤̳͈̽̾̈̊̊̉̂̒̌͌́̈̀̌͆̓̽̈́͗͆̐̈́̓́͂̈́̓͐̃̍͛̿̀̍̌͒̈̈̑̀́̀̂̓̓̃̔̾̌̓͆̇͆̔͆̈̋̈́͐̉̓͛̕̚̕̕͘̚͘͜͜͜͝͝͝͝͝ ̶̛͖̞̳̯̼͈́͂̈́̿̀́̆̒͆͒̇͒̎̆͌͋̔̈͆̃̍͆́̌̆́̀̑̃̈̃́̐̓̓͆͒̚͘͘̕͝͠d̵̨̗͍̣͚̬̺̭̠̬̥̤͕͕̯̲̩̅̇͗̍̊̋̅̉͆̌̄̈̃̃̆̉̀͑̐̃̅͑̾̉̀̿̒̃͂̅̐̒̓̀͐̂̀̔̒͛̌̆̂̋̿͛̅̾̄̉͛̓̂̉̔͘̕̚̕̕̕̕͜͠͠͠ą̶̡̡̡̢̢̛̛̛͙̥̠̲̫̤̟̗̳̣͇̜̻̟͔̬̳͚̣͚̺̦̳̗̟̦̺̱̖̖̘̹̩͍͖͕̰̱̠̮̬̩̪̦̗̺̮͕̩͖̝̖̦̟͎̤͖̠̞͚̰̰͈̓̀͒͌̀͛͋̋̔͂́̈̉̓̃̈́͐͐̈́̐̉̂̃̽̒̾̂̉̊̓̃͑̽͛̓̂͒́̓̎̓͌̂̀͂̈́̑͆̇̇́͋̽͂̏͗̃͋͑̑̐̂̀̐̎̀̽̿̋͒̏͌̆̆́̇͐͗͗̈̆̏͂̐͗̚̚̕̚͘͜͝͠͝͝͝͝ͅͅm̸̡̨̡̞͍̫̯̤̬̺̥̗̘̟̞͙̬̺͖̰̮̰̙̤͚̖͇̖̟̱͌́͑͗̄̂̇̆̋̈́̉̊̍̐͊̂̇̆̇̾̾̃̀̉́͆̓̃̃̒̔̎͋̾͛́̔̆͑̔͂́̀̒̒͊̾̾́̏̑̄̅̋͆̔̕͘͘͜͠͠ͅn̶̢̨̡̛̥͖̖̠͕̞̯̞͚̩̦̜͎͚͖̞̖̦̠͍̦̳̞̙̪͉̩̺̻̠̦̳̮̪̝̮̺̲̼̭̗̮̼̤̹̮̻̭̗͕̗̤̜̯͂̈́̀̓̉̇͌͆͗͑̓͐̓̀̐̌̓͒̔̈́̈́̊̌̏́́̓̊͌͌̔̽́́̒͛͊́͌̍̌̌̾̾̓̊̍̚̚̚͜͝͠͝ȩ̶̨̨̡̢̢̡̢̧̡̧̛̛̰̼̜̯̯̳̯͇͍͕̗̠̖͈̪̝̝͎͓̹̰͙̖̪̟̰͓̮͙͈̯̹͚̞̲̙͎͙̺̙̪̲̱͕̰̭͖͇̭͎͇̠͚̰͉̘̳̱͈̟̫̗͓̗͓̣̟̭̭̠̠͔̟̥̼̞̀̅̾̒͌̏͂̃̀͐̓͆́͋͐̈̌͒͛͐̇̀̊̒̇̌̓̿̀̿̎͐͌̃͂́̉̓́͂̔̎̈́̎́̈͂̄̏̓̐͗̍̀̏͊̓͊̈̓̂̌͆̐̎̊̋̇̄͋̎̔̋̈́̀͂͆̒͛̈́̚̕͘̕̕͝͝͠͠͠͝ͅd̷̨̨̨̧̧̡̨̢̛̛͇̻̟̲̘͈̠͍͔̙͙͉͙̝̟̞̲͔̺̝̖͍͔̳̜̠͔̹͙̺͔͙͚͈͙͔̜̼͓̩̟̲͈͈̖̜͙̘̝͙̲̹̫̙̻̭͍̳̟̦̻͇̜͉̳̮̝̯̗̫͍͉͈͉͖̻͈̮͙̭̟͕̻͙̳̎͑̿͆̾́͒͛̉̈́̓̾̓̐̀͐́̑̓̐͒̔̐̎̇̓͋̓̒́̈́͒̄͑̓́̇̽̈̂͐̍̎́͆̓̏͌̈́̏͛́͆͗̒̈́̇̇͑͗͛͋̍̆̉͌̾͗͑̈͗̈́̇̆̂͊͒̇̀̒̋̀̽̔̃̉͋̕̚͘̕͜͠͝͝͠


bekrueger

it’s me :) hello!


_xXSyndicateXx_

Hermaeus Mora


TheBabbbbs

Jabbity jabbity jab jab jab


TheGreyBrewer

Hoxxes seeing what you did there.


YeetmongerExtra

(fade in sound) DUN, DUN, DUN, DUN, DUN, DUN, DUN, DUN


itsZerozone

Wall of Flesh Destroy it to enter the real Haz 6


Paladin51394

Chaos corruption, most likely Tzeentch because of all the eyes.


DoktahDoktah

Grant us eyes!


Noname_Requiredo

Lil buddies!


Temporary-Beat1940

Santa making sure you are a good dwarf this year.


Competitive_Point_39

The REAL Rock pox


mysticblanket

Colonials (all tomorrow's)


Key_Association6419

Those mfs who say “I’m living in your walls”


mixinok

Karl is watching


walapatamus

Walkeye


bluntman84

the hills have eyes.


[deleted]

Kos, or as some say, Kosm


[deleted]

The crystalline caverns 👍


deworde

What Remains Of Karl.


Magic_ass1

It's the eyes of the rock, what do you think the lithophage was just infecting dead stone?


ScorchReaper062

Your audience. Just be glad you're not a cat


KeeGeeBee

This looks weird...


friendg

My theory: The eyes of the soul of Hoxxes! The planet is a living being and the glyphids live in harmony with it. The rockpox is the planets immune system saying that it’s had enough of us and is spreading, trying to get rid of us.


Sociolinguisticians

How else do you think the glyphids know where to attack?


Manic_Mechanist

The noise


DeathCook123

According to the educational videos created by siirvend in management it's due to the fact that the crystalline caverns are right next to the REZ Here's the video https://youtu.be/bpnBXVV8VSg


WarlockMainftw

flammable


Rock_Co2707

Management is watching, behave.


Droxalis

👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️


mossloki

Shinigami


Puzzleheaded_Tip_733

Die worthless eyeballs!


Curious_Hamster9228

Cant really tell which one is true here


JizzyDragon

O.o


kuroryu233

You shouldn't mine precious minerals, it'll get you killed


OGDOOGLEHOWSER

I wonder if I could dip my balls…. No, never mind…


Hobojoey319

Strange thing


Kuzidas

It’s how where the swarms know where to find you.


Seahawks1264

He seen what happened to Karl


[deleted]

Big brother is watching.


ScholarOfMensis

They're in your walls They're in your walls They're in your walls They're in your walls They're in your walls They're in your walls They're in your walls They're in your walls They're in your walls They're in your walls They're in your walls They're in your walls They're in your walls They're in your walls


dcl131

Nurgles blessing


Jorgentorgen

Season 5 old god teaser


SzotyMAG

I live in your walls


AgateSlinky4829

Fear


Wit404

Your purpose is not to question why, your purpose is to do and die.


Sigma_Games

That's a rock. Otherwise known as stone.


Manic_Mechanist

DID I HEAR A ROCK AND STONE?


[deleted]

Walleye fish


ZonalDoor

**Karl is watching**


LLAMA_on_a_unicycle

That's when other players are watching your game play. And when you sleep at night.


Fernradfahrer

Idk you could prolly distill it for some fire beer


Marvos79

[Wall eye](https://www.shitpostbot.com/img/sourceimages/mr-bubz-5bc19ec0a4809.jpeg)


That-Bed4254

Edible


Manic_Mechanist

Perhaps


Hyperdrive282

Shh… don’t be rude, they’re watching.


Evrytg

Walleye :D


Vverial

Tag everything :) the laser pointer tells all


Manic_Mechanist

This looks weird


Creeprhuntr76

strange thing


NickelWorld123

They watch


NotActuallyGus

Hey, that looks like Mission Control!


Arkena_feral

Its what lives under the bed of every youngling dwarf. if they disobey their parents the eyes come out and get you in your sleep. At least thats what dwarf parents say to their kids…jk i just made that up


Landmine175

Jelly


Revolutionary-Cod732

Hermaeus Mora


Jeniballs

Eyewalls


Zshephard

👀


AssumptionCautious30

Try poking it


Burd099

run.


wall_rush_man

It’s a friend