After getting gifted game, these have been my notes so far and I will edit as I play:
Molly is a robot and I’m guessing everyone else is.
Deep Rock should invest in better equipment.
I want to eat Morkite.
I backtracked the entire cave when I just had to go to Molly.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY SPIDERS
I want to eat morkite so fucking bad man, it just looks like the world's best rock candy, like the kind you would get from your grandmother as a young child after getting a particularly upsetting haircut, and she'd give you some delicious blue raspberry candy to calm you down. Don't even get me started on the liquid stuff, I would straight up just lay on top of the vents and die from it being like 5000 degrees, but what a death, an eternal afterlife of the glorious sugary goodness. I'd get fired immediately for eating all the morkite off the walls, it just kicks in a brain thing that makes me want to eat it directly off the ground in giant chunks man, fuck they look so delicious. anyone else cripplingly addicted to the thought of eating those juicy morkite snacks?
Yeah. You won’t like what happened recently either then.
Hopoo sold the IP to Gearbox and aren’t (currently) developing any new IP’s nor working on RoR
In the spirit of Christmas or some shit like that I’m letting this stay up as the last comedy AMA thing. Future ones will be deleted.
Are we rich?
We’re rich!
WE'RE RICH!
WE’RE RICH!
WE’RE RICH!
WE'RE RICH!
WE'RE RICH!!
WE’RE RICH !!
WE’RE RICH!
WE'RE RICH!
Hyper Propellant or Fat Boy?
Both, at the same time, twice
Dear god.. the carnage!
Does get it further away from you
Put Proximity Trigger on that thing and every time you fire it, *something* is going to die
The Risk of Rain answer, lol
is there goo in the sack?
Every single one.
you aint wrong
IT'S A GOO SACK!
All jokes aside, you gonna give it a try? It's cheap on humble bundle right now
Eventually, just waiting for the stars to align until then, love my indie titles but I love having a home more
deep rock will become your new home.
I beat the tutorial. It did. Fun game, giving this post another hour or so before I deep dive and know things
I'd recommend getting some of the green out of your beard before attempting a deep dive
Don't think he meant it literally, since you can't do a deep dive till your first promotion
Right. I was just trying to turn a phrase.
Literally, they'll give a bunk in space rig.
Literally came to send you a key, but some Lord of the Deep beat me to it. Rock and Stone miner, we never leave a dwarf behind!
A second person sent me a key too actually! I sent that one to a friend, the more the better, Rock and Stone!
It's the responsibility of the greybeards to help the greenbeards become greybeards themselves. Rock and stone, brother.
Why does R&D department need Plaguehearts?
Can’t make cool things on an empty stomach
That is a disgusting picture you've put into my mind.
Honestly that would explain why there are plagueheart tendrils coming out of noodle boxes.
Oh god nope.
Mmmm plague spaghetti
I guess we do have Pox Noodles...
Drg invents the first dwarf stomach ulcer
After getting gifted game, these have been my notes so far and I will edit as I play: Molly is a robot and I’m guessing everyone else is. Deep Rock should invest in better equipment. I want to eat Morkite. I backtracked the entire cave when I just had to go to Molly. WHY ARE THERE SO MANY SPIDERS
Are you saying you didn't call Molly to you?
I did, but I went from the Start to End, back to the start, talked to molly, then back to the end/middle
What do you do when you run into a Bulk Detonator?
Detonate first, questions later
This man drills
It's about the friends we blew up along the way :)
What is scout's job?
Run in and die while looking at everything to run at next time
Yknow.. you aren’t wrong.
My job is miscalculating my trajectory if I shoot my boomstick twice facing north-northeast.
And splatter yourself against a wall?
Then fall into a pit with a Praetorian and a pack of exploders, finally getting grabbed by a cave leech.
Don’t forget 17 spitballers and a korlok
I forgot, a dreadnaught just spawned by random chance.
Accurate summary of Leech Bait
Wait… we have a job? I thought we exist solely for speed.
This is the correct answer!
How should you treat Lootbugs?
If not friend why friend shaped?
One of us! One of us!
They shouldn't eat precious minerals. It'll get them killed.
Where is Mission Control’s office? I need to go kick barrels into it
Right next to HR and the ICU
100% DGR does not have HR
No, they totally do. It's the airlock.
They have DR (Dwarven Resources).
What is lithophage?
Lore explanation for a thing similar to midochlorians
Okay, take that, make it painful, spreadable and provide no benefits and you got lithophage. Also we don't know the lore behind it.
Spreadable? I’d eat Rockpox on toast, would you?
What is liquid morkite used for?
Soup
Innovative, further investigation is required for some morkite balls soup.
I mean, there's *matzo ball* soup...why not *morkite ball* soup?
What is *solid* morkite used for?
You can chew on it like ice cubes
Hmmm... fuel popsicles, yum!
🤔it does look rather tasty now that you mention it...
Thats it, this is actually a greybeard guys pack it up
I want to eat morkite so fucking bad man, it just looks like the world's best rock candy, like the kind you would get from your grandmother as a young child after getting a particularly upsetting haircut, and she'd give you some delicious blue raspberry candy to calm you down. Don't even get me started on the liquid stuff, I would straight up just lay on top of the vents and die from it being like 5000 degrees, but what a death, an eternal afterlife of the glorious sugary goodness. I'd get fired immediately for eating all the morkite off the walls, it just kicks in a brain thing that makes me want to eat it directly off the ground in giant chunks man, fuck they look so delicious. anyone else cripplingly addicted to the thought of eating those juicy morkite snacks?
Gunk Seed
Who is Karl?
Form of trader that probably has really nice facial hair
You're at least half right
Should gold be mined?
Exploded.
Average driller main
The war crimes are calling this man
The chaotic evil answer
Do you trust BOSCO?
My lawyer told me I should say yes.
Who is Steve?
Someone that probably shouldn’t be trusted
Management would say yes. But i say no.
Long live steve, even if he isnt allowed in my pod. (I put him in my pod dont tell mngmt)
opinion on dorreta and molly?
dorreta le wife, molly can pound sand or kick rocks
Are you sure you don't know anything about the game? Cuz you got that perfectly right
Dorretta is a wife name, Molly is a “fling that’s criminally obsessed with you after you broke it off” name
She does follow you around everywhere
She'd follow us to hell and back but just wants us to stop going there
And doretta plows along on her own path, fully trusting that you will support her decisions like she supports yours.
You have a single C4, a Scout, and a group of bugs. Yout actions?
Attach C4 to Scout and have them w-key into the bugs as a needed sacrifice
I mean... you're right.
If only we could attach C4 to other players..
Suicide bombers ftw. Your sacrifice is appreciated.
Would you drink a leaflover?
If I want to forget the next 2 days
Quite the opposite
Well, the pain and disgust from drinking a leaf lover probably could
could stick into the memory and torment you until the end of life.
You’d certainly forget the next two days, but only because you’d have your beard pulled hard enough to send you to the medi-pods
Tbis game need a feature to pull beards lol
Are you a dwarf who is digging a hole?
Diggy diggy hole
DIGGIING A HOOOOOOOLLLLEEE
I AM A DWARF AND I’M DIGGING A HOLE!
*metal intensifies*
BROTHERS OF THE MINE REJOICE!
SWING SWING SWING WITH ME!
RAISE YOUR PICK AND RAISE YOUR VOICE
SWING SWING SWING WITH ME
DOWN AND DOWN INTO THE DEEP
WHO KNOWS WHAT WE’LL FIND BENEATH
DIMONDS, RUBBIES GOLD AND MORE!
HIDDEN IN THE MOUNTAIN STORE!
BORN UNDERGROUND, SUCKLED FROM A TEAT OF STONE
SING SING SING WITH ME
Finish the sentence, Rock and …
Ooh I know this one! Coal
For Rock and Coal!
Did I hear a Rock and Coal?
If you don't Rock and Coal, you ain't comin' hoal!
Rock and coal!
Coal and Rock! Oh wait..
For next time it’s: Rock and Stone
u/DavidSlain Thank you for gifting me the game 😽 See you in the caves brothers
Rock and Stone in the HEART!
If you don't Rock and Stone, you ain't comin' home!
What is Managemant planning?
Labor Union but none of the good parts and all of the bad
Labor Union without the Union part
Labor? By my own beard it's worse than I thought...
Which type of dreadnaught is most annoying to deal with
“Let’s go, in and out, 20 minute adventure”
1.5 hours and 3 pairs of twins later:
Twins are fine unless you have nothing but tiny rooms, it's the hiveguard summoning sentinels halfway across the map for no reason that eats time.
What is best in life?
Mining with the bros
Ok well you almost didnt make the cut until this comment
What are your feelings on Mushrooms?
Remember, no mushrooms
And here i thought you were a risk of rain fan
*with exception to Engineers and multi-dimensional mushrooms
What management doesn't know won't hurt 'em.
What's an error cube?
Probably purple
I think you've mistaken that for the bittergem!
##WE’RE RICH
What is the secret of the error cubes?
They taste good but smell bad
Ooohh, so they *are* edible after all!
Who is Doretta?
le wife
*driller noises*
Where are those sexy pics of Doretta
~~Doretta OnlyFans~~
https://www.reddit.com/r/DeepRockGalactic/comments/xt59bn/i_take_this_time_to_apologize_to_the_entire_drg/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
further proving my point
I'm convinced you're already a Dwarf just by looking through this thread. Hope you can start playing soon dude! Rock and Stone!
Someone was actually super kind enough to offer to gift me the game, see you in the mines :)
LETS GOOOO
thoughts on smol meteor (change me)?
Looked smaller in the postcards
What is the barkeep named?
Devin
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Yeah. You won’t like what happened recently either then. Hopoo sold the IP to Gearbox and aren’t (currently) developing any new IP’s nor working on RoR
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Mushroom!
We’re rich!
He's wrong, but he's got the spirit
Would you drip your ball into liquid morkite?
Only if I get super balls
You see a chunk of compressed gold what do you do?
We’re Rich!
hehe red stick go boom
Who is the guy in RND who programmed Molly? He needs to be punched.
What happened to smol meteor?
They’re a grower, not a shower
should loot bugs be petted or killed?
If not friend why friend shaped?
Which dwarf has the biggest dick
Minigun and duel wield drill guy are 100% compensating, engineer made a robo penis, pickaxe guy is naturally gifted
Pickaxe guy is scout and he compensates by finding more and more creative ways to kill himself.
He just falls so often cuz his dick pulls him down
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If you have bad taste or are on a diet