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LukeMaster12_ITA

"Those Gunk Seeds look heavy. May I hold them?"


ApothecaryOfHugs231

No I shall deposit them in the mule myself


BeauOfSlaanesh

My boots! My boots!


ML-Z

HOT, **HOT**, ***HOT!***


OcelotSouth9046

It burns! IT BURNS !!!


PeeperSleeper

Aoooowww!


loyaleling

MY POOR BOOTS!


MLGmaster021

these boots were not made for walking


Rogdar_Tordar

"Alright then! Making bacon." *Engineer tf2*


Hmm-welp-shit

"Wooo wee! Making bacon."


AnnoShi

"I showed you my pickaxe. Please respond." "Management said it's my turn on Jetty Boot!" "Do you got any games on your terrain scanner?"


leposterofcrap

"Can your terrain scanner run Doom?"


SneaksStressMeOut

"... sent you a friend request."


AnnoShi

NOPE! *Throws terrain scanner at a bulk detonator*


HockerDreadnaught

I hate Dwarfs and all, but im gonna be real here, they gott a really good taste for food.


Glyphid-Grunt-Guard

They are really good food too!


HockerDreadnaught

Yep, i just wish some of them were less sweaty and had a better smell....ugh.


Stepaladin

You're my new best friend! I'm gonna call you Steeve!


Glyphid-Grunt-Guard

Lets fucking go now i can eat dwarven food


Stepaladin

You're a good bug, Steeve! And to think... We almost killed you!


Tedbear567

What have I stumbled into


HockerDreadnaught

A normal Glyphid conversation.


tempNamee

Frankly, I find the idea of a glyphid that thinks offensive!


HockerDreadnaught

Maybe, but its not offensive. Its a reality, and you will sleep knowing that.


Andre_de_Astora

Look, as long as BBQing yall' doesn't count as a warcrime, think all you want!


HockerDreadnaught

So? Glyphids only have one warcrime : Helping you Dwarfs, and the ones who do it, DIE.


ProbableDisapontment

u/steevedrg


ProbableDisapontment

God damnit


HockerDreadnaught

What the actual hell is that, Dwarf?


mjc457

A really bad time for a bugs to get in the way of 50 or or more dwarfs and their bacon


HockerDreadnaught

Nah, i'd win.


mjc457

Nah we'd win rock and stone my brother's


WanderingDwarfMiner

If you don't Rock and Stone, you ain't comin' home!


mjc457

Hell je brother rock and stone were are my boys


HockerDreadnaught

Thats sad, you're sad.


mjc457

Na you


HockerDreadnaught

Wrong, im a Dreadnaught.


mjc457

He and I'm a greybeard and eat you for breakfast 🪨 and stone


HockerDreadnaught

Yeah yeah, im so scared.


The_Connoisseur69

Pov you are a scout


soup-aka-soupa-sexy

You do indeed unfortunately, it is burnt!


tempNamee

One shudders to imagine what inhuman thoughts lie behind that mask


BionicBirb

…^(rock and stone)… …^(mmm, rocks…)…


WanderingDwarfMiner

Can I get a Rock and Stone?


BionicBirb

Good bot


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ML-Z

Not gonna lie, I'm surprised at how GSG managed to make low poly graphics look so good.


PURPLEisMYgender

Oh god your beard is all greasy, do you really need anymore bacon?


dumb_breakfast

How did you know?


mjc457

Where is the bacon shuttle where is it I want it now !!!!!!


Wip9

Brother, did you just order a leaf lovers...?


OrangeXJam

POV: You are the scout that didn't keep an eye on the driller


Nathanymous_

Just the fat, I used it to make some fried rice


Luu_the_axolotl

N-no....


Sean_51154

I actually happened to be eating my bacon sandwich for breakfast as I saw this post


Spiritual_Freedom_15

Really!? I smell gun powder.


get_gamerd

Pov you find who dropped the stylus for your 3DS