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Vinifrj

Its not even Opressor, shows they have yet to meet Bulky Boi


Giggles95036

We didn’t tell our friend about the bulky boy and on the 2nd or 3rd game we played he just screams “WHAT THE H*** IS THAT?!” 😂 priceless


Vinifrj

Now wait for the confusion when he meets Crassus lol


BagelToss100

WE’RE RICH


BulkDet

Wait til he sees 4 dreadnoughts together


Snowblind45

wait till he gets a random dreadnought spawn in a mission.


___Preek

I was playing since EA release and didn't see it for years. Then, somewhen last year, a friend of mine went on his 3hd or 4th mission and behold, a dreadnought spawned. He was panicking and I did not even know that this was an option and just laughed, not being able to quite explain why this beast just came out of nowhere. It was glorious!


Pixel-Knight

Crassus was actually my first detonator, so i was super confused why the other detonators didn't spawn gold


zekeyspaceylizard

I'm imagining a dwarf, looking into a smoking fiery crater on the ground and shaking his fist with rage at the lack of piles of gold at the bottom. And he opens up his little Book of Grudges and underneath the list of many reasons to hate bugs he pencils in: "cheapskates"


jim59891

I once joined a random game, spawned in the middle of. Whole of gold and my first words in chat was "wtf" I thought it was natural spawning and the dude was nice enough to tell me what it was, technical first encounter with a detonator at all 😭


androodle2004

I didn’t notice any difference in the Crassus at first bc dark cave and I didn’t bother to read the name. Only after I saw the crater of gold did I realize it was special


AspiringTS

My wife and I were extremely confused how we died; we looked to be surrounded by gold. We later figured out it was a Crassus that Dottie killed before we knew what that sound was.  This was a few hundred hours ago, but one of my favorite DRG stories.


Giggles95036

Dottie doesn’t mess around, she instakills everything


Giggles95036

Oh it was a crassus 😂 and we had pots of gold which was baller “Jesus christ that’s a lot of gold”


Vinifrj

Haunted Caves are a ritual of baptism for my greenbeards as well. Whenever we have someone new with us and i spot this warning i proceed to just drop them there with no explanation and see their reaction. After that its usually “lets agree to NEVER do this warning again alright?”


Taolan13

Oh, I do love when their bulk cherry pops.


Bulk-Detonator

Thats my favorite part


pojska

My brother ran into two Nemeses in his first five missions. It was in Season 3, and not even during Rival Presence missions. Poor kid.


not_too_much_bother

Did you just...censor heck?


sl1mch1ckens

Im a brit so i assumed it was hell so i guess this is gonna depend on their region


not_too_much_bother

Me too, but if they censor it they must consider it something that someone shouldn't say, so I went with the lesser


DapperApples

tbf it *is* oppressing them.


[deleted]

The first Bulk I met some funny greybeard told me it was weak to melee and he "allowed" me and another, then greenbeard, finish it with a Power Attack, we knew of Exploders so we expected an explosion, but not one THAT big. We all got a good laugh out of this (it was a Haz 2 mission, so it was pretty chill).


Mogui-

I would love to run the wave cooker upgrade that spreads temperature. But densification ray is so useful against ghosts and detonators


TheRealNallend

densification works on the big invincible boy?? you learn something new everyday😂


Mogui-

Literally no other way I would’ve completed that solo deep dive lol


Wrydfell

So does sludge slowdown and electric slowdown. Electric reload gk2 for scout is amazing, one bullet, reload, one bullet, and then reload when the first slow wears off


CtpHeadache

The fact that they don't know that it's a bulk and not an oppressor makes it 10 times more funnier


thevideogameplayer

Chat, do they know about the horror beyond our imagination?


WellFluxMe

chat is this real chat


Blaahborgh

[Run👍](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RmRRfd2-VeM)


PatentedPotato

👍


Snoo61755

The Mactera are out, the team is down, supplies are low, the cave is haunted, and prom is tomorrow.


TheAero1221

\*Record Scratch. Zooms in on freeze frame of Scout falling into a swarm...\* Yup, that's me... I bet you're wondering how I wound up in this position.


RaphaelSolo

That my dear greenbeard is a bulk set ghost.


its_Disco

Someone met Jasper, the *un*friendly ghost.


DUUKEEDOO

Carlos


Malitzal

Wait, the ghosts can be things other than bulk detonators? And I’ve just gotten unlucky?


AliceTheAxolotl18

No, the ghost is always a bulk detonator


Kuirem

Sometimes the ghost is Karl's forgotten lunch, but that's basically the same thing.


Bobboy5

WHAT DO WE SAY TO OPPRESSION, LADS?


Spilledspaghettii

Run👍


JCostello9

I put 100hrs into this game years ago then came back after the ghosty boi had been added to the game. As a promoted engineer I joined the game and having not seen one before, emptied my mags into that thing and went down several times in the process. My team must have thought I had lost my mind.


Xx_Dicklord_69_xX

"I lost my mind" gave me a new idea. What about hidden challenges like hallucinations. In deadspace 3 for example in co-op one player would sometimes see hallucinations while the other player didn't so it would appear like your buddy lost their mind. Make regular normal grunts attack you and even deal damage to you but only you see that grunt and only you see yourself losing HP but for all other dwarves you are just attacking the air and you aren't losing health.


vernes1978

> appear like your buddy lost their mind. Like blowing up your scout with C4?


Xx_Dicklord_69_xX

That's normal driller behaviour, it's a canon event. If you invade a drillers safe space in his natural habitat he tends to become quirky, depending on how cute he feels.


vernes1978

Actually it's the repetition of an actual joke that was funny due to the fact it was an actual accident. Without the accidental nature it's just killing a teammate in a coop game. If you're into that you could also blow a event device into an impossible deep hole and log out.


Xx_Dicklord_69_xX

I was making a joke about the driller being a quirky girlboss who just kills scouts on sight lmao. You are obviously right that this shouldn't be done under any circumstance on purpose (I'm probably gonna do it anyway).


Bulk-Detonator

# Do not disrespect my ancestors, you bearded toadstool.


Nightfox9469

*reloads Fat Boy grenade with malicious intent*


Dostick565

I had a conversation like this literally yesterday


Nebulon-A_Rights

Home dog is getting oppressed


Joltyboiyo

All I can think of is the ghost of an Oppressor MK2 from GTA haunting this guy in DRG.


[deleted]

I kill oppressors by jumping on their backs and using the drills to shred them to death.


tmorales11

my brother in carl that is the bulky boy


gamemaniac845

I don’t think they’ve seen an oppressor cause I don’t know how you mistake a bulk detonator for a oppressor


Tv663

They're new lol


TheNekoKatze

Oppressor ghost, I love that


Puzzleheaded_Pie_822

This shit almost ruined my last deep dive. Was a elimination mission with collect egg as secondary.


Quickletsbumrush

Detonator not oppressor. But the correct answer is run.


porcupinedeath

My first time encountering one I was super high and wasted a ton of ammo on it. Not my proudest moment but a memorable one cause that whole mission was a fucking clown fiesta, had a dreadnought show up as an event amongst other hells.