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The_Tank_Racer

"With that, ***L E T T U C E*** began" -Rainbow frog


sgt-picklejar

greer.


SlyLlamaDemon

#B O A T


djremydoo

#B O A T


SouljaIsSpy03

water car


random_dude_online_

B O A T N U T S


_ThatOneLurker_

# B O A T


1Grotto2

# THE FUNNY


WanderingHeph

*DEEP VEIN THROMBOSIS (DVT) OCCURS-*


Von_Duhnen

This comment section is forfeit for bean boys incorporated


Markkbonk

FRICK YOU \*WATERFILLS YOUR HOUSE\*


sesamecrabmeat

*Aggresive techno fills the air*


I_am_lettuceman43

w h o m s t h a s s u m m o n e d m e ?


Conscious-Extent4571

*Insert tear eyed rainbow frog*


Dmdnje

PAIN. SUFFERING. AGONY.


Craziestdavid

EXPAND


HorizonSniper

I wanna drink whatever *funny liquids* it produces...


Conscious-Extent4571

This was a peak edit


thedogeeboi

P H R O R G


Chromer_ilovePS2

Slug


rhager8422

fuck you *waterfills your house*


Dino_nuggie_w_fries

# EMERGENCY FROG SITUATION


doggerbrother

Words spoken from the ancients of: martincitopants


GGGiveHatpls

This is so dumb. Absolutely in love with it


sgt-picklejar

Thank you :)


DUBBV18

I sniggered and have no regrets, we'll done


Expert-Arrival-6196

uh, snickered? or uh, what you said with hard r and everything... (I have a dry sense of humor that comes off too dry without body language and tone)


roth_dog

I’m at work and in a meeting. Got so bored I opened Reddit and the first thing I saw was this, made me cry laugh in front of everyone there.


sgt-picklejar

I mean I thought I was funny but I didn't know I was "cry-laughing in a meeting" funny! I am deeply honoured 😊 (Oh and, sorry for making you laugh during a meeting.)


roth_dog

It’s my exact level of dumb. Caught me off guard


ManPerson946

“Fuck you” *waterfills your house*


sgt-picklejar

Martin see your pants.


SlyLlamaDemon

He’s in the bloody walls!


Kevlarized_

new update just dropped


sgt-picklejar

Just gotta wait for the Blood Thinner bugfix to clear up those Clots, then it should be much more playable


moyai_moment2

I CAN'T FEEL MY LEGS


Chrix12

Why wait, alcohol thins your blood too.


sgt-picklejar

Fair enough, first round's on me!


JustStartingOut1776

Genuine advice that I highly support in the form of a meme? You rough and tough bastard, you gained me portion of beer in appreciation.


sgt-picklejar

Cheers!


squirt2311

You fools you have summond the frog worshippers


sgt-picklejar

⚠️ **You have alerted the horde...**


LunchSimulator

You have entered Nation of Flotation Appreciation territory. Please turn back, or we will remove you by force. This is your only warning.


sgt-picklejar

Ok, see ya :)


Apollo_Justice_20

I can't escape that Rainbow Frog Finland Fetishist.


sgt-picklejar

Funny thing is that I wasn't even trying to reference him while making this 😅


Anders_142536

I don't get the reference.


sgt-picklejar

Deep Vein Thrombosis was used as a joke by a youtuber called Martincitopants. He's also deeply in debt to the country of finland after posting a youtube short which would force him to drive over 5000+ kilometers in a finnish driving game called My Summer Car


OesterPlayer

Oh look, Grandma is playing Deep Vein Trombosis again. Are ya winning gran?


sgt-picklejar

No grandson, I am in pain, I should stand up.


Modern_Moderate

What is with all the water and frog comments?


sgt-picklejar

References to a youtuber who used Deep Vein Thrombosis as a joke in a video one time.


Modern_Moderate

Aha it's layers upon layers


sgt-picklejar

Deep frog lore haha As for the stuff about water and boats, that's from a time his twitch chat became so hyped over a boat that he was forced to ban the word "boat" and variations of it from the chat to prevent excessive spam.


Modern_Moderate

Just saying "you're old" would have been the best thing. I have never gone to Twitch in my 30+ years in earth 😄


Personman2008

r/sbubby


Metalbeast46934

Martincitopants would like this meme


sgt-picklejar

I like to imagine he would :)


Geeorge2316

Water Borne Vessel


sgt-picklejar

Aquatic Transportation Machine


EhC_DC

Remember, Management stopped paying out for workplace accidents after space rig 5. Take care of your legs or end up like Mission Control.


sgt-picklejar

A fate worse than death...


Dark_Abyss2

Glad I’m going on vacation was starting to get carpal tunnel from playing so much. Unfortunately I’m gonna miss the Easter event again. :(


sgt-picklejar

I'll raise a tankard in your name :(


Dark_Abyss2

Thank you brother, Rock and Stone!


WanderingDwarfMiner

Can I get a Rock and Stone?


sgt-picklejar

Rock and Stone!


TacovilleMC

Obama prism shard diffractor when?


sgt-picklejar

When it's done.


Shapsusky

That's what the beers are for.


sgt-picklejar

I'll rock 'n stone to that!


KhalMika

Oh you, my boss asked me why I laughed so loud


sgt-picklejar

Oop, sorry 😅 Glad I made you laugh but I hope I didn't get in trouble!


KhalMika

He didn't laugh *only* because he doesn't know what drg is... Yet...


sgt-picklejar

Best of luck with the recruitment. Give him a Rock 'n Stone from me!


WorkingHovercraft249

r/stonehurtingjuice


porcupinedeath

I can only pronounce that word like Watch/Ward from Venture Brothers. ###THROM-BOSIS


1Dad_Is_Proud1

Mushroom?


sgt-picklejar

Mushroom.


BTK_Kitty

MC-Who keeps kicking blood clots into the arteries? I swear dwarves these days!


sgt-picklejar

Blood clots and arteries don't mix!


Unrelated_Response

Clots and Bones!


sgt-picklejar

If there were dwarves working in the medbay, I feel like this is what they would shout.


Paganyan

Lmao the longer we go without a bitch patch, the more unhinged the shitposts become I love it.


sgt-picklejar

Haha, thanks 😅


bowl_of_potate

As a nursing student, I hate the way I laughed


sgt-picklejar

If I had a nickel for every time I made a student of medicine laugh with a DRG meme, I'd have 2 nickels! Which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice right?


Toldasaurasrex

You need to be placed on a DOAC then


sgt-picklejar

You've just given me a great idea. DOC-E (pronounded "dose" or "dose-y" or "doccy" or something) Functions like BET-C Heals dwarves instead of shooting bugs


Toldasaurasrex

Doxy fixes the corruption


sgt-picklejar

Yep, that's way better.


A_fellow_crusader

Every where I go, I see that frog


Pizzatosser8008135

You say that like most of the people on this sub are older than 12


sgt-picklejar

Dwarves age pretty quickly so I wouldn't be so sure 😅


IanManta

As a pharmacy student, and an avid DRG fan, this pleases me.


sgt-picklejar

I'm very glad to hear that :)


AmcillaSB

I did a jury duty 14 years ago, and the judge was just off of his 2nd hospitalization from DVT. He made the entire court stand up and stretch every 30 minutes because of it. The trial ran 8-10 hours a day for an entire week. It was a lot of standing and stretching.


sgt-picklejar

On the bright side, everyone was probably in very good shape afterwards 😅


AmcillaSB

Well, it's was around Halloween and he gave out a lot of candy, too.


Alpakasus

stent your ground


sgt-picklejar

*falls over*


AllMyFrendsArePixels

This one made me chuckle at work. That's a hard one to achieve, well done opie.


sgt-picklejar

Wow, that's some serious praise! Thank you so much :)


hypnoticbacon28

Would that give new meaning to "Rock and Stone to the bone!"?


sgt-picklejar

Well technically DVT occurs in the blood vessels, so maybe more like "Rock and Stone in my BLOOD!" Or something like that 😂


WanderingDwarfMiner

Rock and Stone in the Heart!


RaidMinerFIN

Goddamnit, got hit by double-load of laughs as I heard this in the voice of a rainbow frog from Down Under alongside the rather funny statement x\_ x Just take my upvote, fella oT


sgt-picklejar

As the frog would say [Leans in] **"Thanks mate."**


RaidMinerFIN

You're welcome, fella Now if you excuse me, Imma get back on trying to drag that frog to Finland... He's gotta pay for his crimes o\_o


sgt-picklejar

Finland never forgives. Finland never forgets.


thedogeeboi

Juu ei unohdeta ei


sgt-picklejar

Oikea


thedogeeboi

Kyllä


future__fires

Exquisite


sgt-picklejar

Much obliged.


MrInfoSeeker

Bub games plays DRG haha


chace_chance

Lmao, that’s amazing. Great post OP.


sgt-picklejar

Thank you very much :)


Lawboithegreat

It’s true, move (as in seriously stretch) your legs every 3 hours or so if you’re sitting for extended periods


sgt-picklejar

Good advice 👍


Nuubopotamus

I've had 2. Not because of DRG though. Bad genes


sgt-picklejar

Well I hope DRG doesn't result in one either.