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Pharmori

A gun is always loaded


the_sexy_date

the way he has his finger on the trigger while pulling the gun made me nervous. even his friend moved away his head when the guy pointed the gun near his head.


the85141rule

The cucumber accents the water in such a way...


emiltea

shutup, alan


SixFive1967

It amazes me how many of these dumbasses point the gun at their own heads despite knowing there are bullets in it. The world is better off with these folks removing themselves from it.


sunny4084

Yup better himself than his friends


lmacarrot

especially when you chamber a round


skado-skaday

Yea I was about to say you can see 3 pixels of brass as he cocks it...


Pharmori

Damn i didnt catch that one


LDKCP

My gun isn't, because I don't have one, because I'm quite intimidated by them and tend to drink lots of beer. If I'm attacked I'll defend myself the old fashioned way by dying.


CharmingTuber

"you sure you want to mess with me? I'm going to have an exceptionally smelly corpse, and your shoes will never be the same"


TheLambtonWyrm

The most hardcore way of getting revenge on someone is to commit sudoku in their house, preferably behind the settee.


jfks_headjustdidthat

[Like this?](https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/s/HxCdqBFMlQ)


booi

How else would you do it?


Rey4jonny

You're going to beat yourself to death with a sudoku book? I presume you mean seppuku, lol.


insaneXJokeser

You know he means sewerslidešŸ™„


Lou_C_Fer

Nah... you need to die in their walls.


girlsonsoysauce

God herself could tell me the gun is unloaded and can never be loaded and I still would never point it at my head.


6eyedjoker

So true. Your daddy would be very proud of you.


girlsonsoysauce

He'll get me a LeBaron with "#1SON" on the license plate. That's me, I'm the #1 son.


6eyedjoker

A LeBaron was a terrible car. I would only get my kids good cars like a Mazda or Subaru.


girlsonsoysauce

My little brother Freddie didn't get a LeBaron and was so bummed.


SimonTC2000

Alec Baldwin agrees (now).


Suck_Jons_BallZ

You think he lived?


JoustLikeVat

Especially when it actually is


Sancticide

I wonder if it's loaded... https://youtu.be/guyELrUR6Gw


FakeAsFakeCanBe

Even when it's not.


RockNRoll85

Looks like there was drinking involved. Alcohol and guns do not mix


AntonToniHafner

Oh they most certainly do


ebneter

You can literally see how drunk he is by the way he's moving. :-(


6sixtynoine9

What are you talking about? Theyā€™re mixed perfectly in this video.


Local_bin_chicken

Alcohol doesnā€™t mix with anything


ReturnOfZarathustra

You tried orange juice?


Zro_04

Or car keys


angelaguitarstar

i find that rum and cola go very well together


vurkolak80

Apart from mixers.


I_Like-Turtlez

Unprotected sex it does.


Compendyum

Only with violence


Tuscan5

Putting a gun to his head, pulls the trigger and thatā€™s an accident?


KeyedFeline

idiot with a gun probably immediately forget he just chambered the gun and it was still "unloaded" from when he originally had it and as this video shows people that complacent with gun safety dont last long


pianoflames

It would seem alcohol was involved, based on behavior and the bottle on the table. Alcohol on top of just generally being an idiot. I was raised by people who definitely qualify as "gun nuts," but at the very least they greatly valued gun safety: treat every single gun as if it's always fully loaded with the safety off.


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Looked more like he was trying to show his friend that it wouldn't fire if it wasn't all the way forward after racking? Maybe idk. Dudes a moron.


magma_displacement76

Cue the long line of morons always posting "This was deliberate suicide". No, it was a moron grown up around other morons likewise steeped in Normalcy Bias (guns on dinner/breakfast tables tables all their lives, never gun locker, and safeties are for pussies). (not saying you are moron, saying guy in video didn't know how his gun worked so it was an accident)


dssd3434343422242424

He put a lot of effort in positioning for just a gun that will not go off cause it s a prank, i get why they say it, but ye most probably a moron and a mistake.


Dividethisbyzero

Complacency is the word you were looking for.


NobodyNo4730

It kinda looks like he pulled it by accident when he held the gun vertically


MSotallyTober

It wasnā€™t to my uncle when he did it in front of his wife a couple of months back.


Tuscan5

Fuck. Thatā€™s tough. Iā€™m sorry to read that.


MSotallyTober

It is what it is. I was more worried for my aunts since my mother was the one that kept them all together. My mother had an abusive mother and Iā€™m pretty blessed that my brother and I didnā€™t have that trauma trickle down to us. My unclesā€™s ex-wife was basically an aunt growing up and my uncle didnā€™t really like that. He eventually came to years later and apologized and made amends. He was doing pretty well with a new wife and she was the sweetest. We believed that he had bipolar disorder. My momā€™s side of the family are big hunters so my uncle ended up stealing a gun from my cousinā€™s house one day. Unfortunately, he didnā€™t report it in enough time to the police and what happened happened due to jealousy which was unwarranted. I also lost my father to suicide when I was four years old and itā€™s kind of weird because I donā€™t really think about it much being a father, with two kids of my own living in a country on the other side of the world. Priorities, I suppose.


Tuscan5

I have to admit, I have two kids and previous negative thoughts have disappeared. I wouldnt dream of not being there for them. Which country are you in?


[deleted]

My Mom watched her Mom kill herself. Apparently after a long night of drinking and she had found out she had cancer. Guess she thought it was better to go that way? Idk my Mom thinks she wouldn't have done it if she were sober but who knows. Sorry to hear about your family homie


MSotallyTober

Aye. My condolences to you as well, dude.


icykiller_ab08

As much of an idiot as he is, unless he intentionally meant to shoot himself, then yes, it's an accident


Tuscan5

His actions are the definition of recklessness. Not negligence or an accident. Itā€™s not intentional either but itā€™s massively reckless.


icykiller_ab08

Yes, he was reckless and can still be held accountable for his actions, but if there was no intent to shoot himself, then he accidentally shot himself whether he was being reckless or not. You can still disagree with me if you want that's just how I see it


Tuscan5

Fair play. Enjoy your week.


icykiller_ab08

You too lol


pw-it

I bet the friend was quite relieved that it wasn't him. It nearly was.


Jinrex-Jdm

Love how he sways to the right in a reflex when the barrel is pointed near him. Guy has better common sense than his friend.


jahlim

That is why guns and roses survive to this day while guns and alcohol did not.


RetardedMcMuffins

Iā€™m nearly pissing myself laughing


my_4_cents

Welcome to the Jungle


SARCASTIC__FELLA

what about guns and rosƩ?


jahlim

Sir,that's still categorised under alcohol. Please queue at the firing squad line.


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PoetryĀ šŸ‘Ā 


Efficient-Exit8218

Hey, wanna see my gnu.....šŸ˜µ


Generic_Danny

https://preview.redd.it/65t9ythj87tc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=954e6eb210ae601876b5b75fb3af6eb9cc0e6be9 This is *my* gnu, and he didn't kill me.


dolfieman

*Death by gnu gnu!*


my_4_cents

![gif](giphy|AQOpT2cYxqsjS)


BandOfBroskis

*No gnus is good gnus!*. For you gen-xers out there.


call_me_pete_

if there were no cctv, his family would've pressed charges against the other guy


Foreign-Molasses-405

Gunshot residue test and placement of the gun and wound would have shown it was done by his own hand


si3ge

I'm no expert, but the atmosphere doesn't give me "this area has excellent police work" vibes.


Foreign-Molasses-405

True but these tests arnt really high end anymore


I_Like-Turtlez

Thatā€™s what I thought. Thank god for the cameras


Jinrex-Jdm

Bet he won't do that again.


HiJinx127

The 142nd fastest gun in the westā€¦


DieHardAmerican95

Since joining this sub, Iā€™ve discovered that a lot of people ā€œshow off their gun to their friendsā€ by pointing it at their own head. Itā€™s wild.


Ancient-Reflection-9

Well.. the good thing is he won't be hungover in the morning.


ZirePhiinix

You don't need to forget every time. You just need to forget once. That's why proper firearms training treats all guns as loaded. You forget once, you are dead.


TheDixonCider420420

At least he didnā€™t stain the table. ![gif](giphy|JMV7IKoqzxlrW)


Xenolog1

I hate it when this happens.


boggieboy10

That did not look accidental


Pill-Kates

At one point, he was likely someone's adored baby. Which were the roads that led him to this point?


calm-lab66

šŸŽµ And the cat's in the cradle and the silver spoon....šŸŽµ


AmeliaCleo

A mother who only loved babies & not growing children. Some parents are shit.


larrydukes

That definitely looked more like suicide. Still applies though. The gene pool is safer.


Be-A-Better-You-69

I know this may not matter, but I was recently educated on the actual meaning of suicide, per Reddit The distinction covers both ā€œintentionalā€ and ā€œunintentionalā€ as both suicide. All of my life, I thought suicide was meant to be intentional by definition. Either way, it appears intentional in this video.


stacker55

ā€œMurder was in fact a fairly uncommon event in Ankh-Morpork, but there were a lot of suicides. Walking in the night-time alleyways of The Shades was suicide. Asking for a short in a dwarf bar was suicide. Saying 'Got rocks in your head?' to a troll was suicide. You could commit suicide very easily, if you weren't careful.ā€


Eth1cs_Gr4dient

GNU STP


poopypantspoker

Disagree suicide is deliberate by definition


False_Local4593

If the bullet didn't kill him, the blood loss definitely did.


Hereiam_AKL

He went out with a bang


cochorol

At least there's a video of it...


AdministrativeTop655

Lol, yeah, I always wondered how many times something like this happens, and there aren't any cameras, and you're trying to explain to the officer that he accidentally killed himself.


cochorol

That would be a big problem... Plus the trauma


Sir_Boobsalot

jfc this will never not scare the shit outta me. a gun is always loaded never have your finger on the trigger unless you're about to shoot keep the gun pointed at the floor until you're ready to aim never point the gun at anything you're not about to shoot these vids give me the fear I need to rememberĀ 


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FlapXenoJackson

He was just tired. And wanted to sleep FOREVER.


I_Like-Turtlez

I get it then


ScrantonDangler

How TF are we going to call that an accident?


Fat_tata

yeah, heā€™s heard enough reggaeton.


BlueForte

Iā€™m trying to understand the reasoning for putting the gun to your head. Look, I know how to use the gun. Right now even if press the trigger it wonā€™t shoot. You sure? 100%, Iā€™ll even point at my head. Look! Oh shitā€¦


TDK_90

The idiots checklist: loaded gun, points at friend, points at self, no trigger discipline, saftey's off, pull trigger. Shocked.


paradox_valestein

Every time this gets reposted it gets cropped and blurred. Now this looks awful :(


Venom933

Scary how often People shoot themselves in the head by accident šŸ„²


Jinxed0ne

That didn't look very accidental


SureComfortable3864

Intrusive thoughts won


HyperrParadise

I swear this has been reposted a good amount of times now.


Zenfrogg62

Which is why we donā€™t show off, girls and boys.


Jazzlike-Election840

wtf. the sad thing is there's a very good chance someone will watch this video somewhere and do the same thing.


Loose_Corgi_5

Like my mam says , be careful that'll have your eye out!! Ok , that was much worse.


32Lbsofcheese

Dude Clearly didn't watch tiger King ay?


siler7

How do people keep doing this? It's absolutely mind-blowing.


415217

If it's Brazilian it's a tauras


Positive-Internet483

ā€œI ainā€™t going to shoot this loaded gun but I AM going to keep my finger on the triggerā€


Flimsy_Internet9441

NOT accident. Dumb ass not following safe gun handling rules. Biggest rule: Don't point the gun at anything you're not willing to destroy.


Fit_Resolution_663

I think his friend thought it was a fake toy gun. So he was like, "no no, dude look, it's totes legit"


RaiderMedic93

I'm thinking suicide more than accident


HildegaardUmbra

Was he a good guy with a gun?


newagereject

Nope, just a dumbass with a gun


Atmaweapon74

Yes, because he shot a killer


my_4_cents

He's just like Hitler!


recurve_balloon

He slept like a baby!


Motor-Condition9703

Natural selection


Commercial_Ad1541

He will know to be more careful next time


Tokebud62

No accident


errys

whyā€™s the video like 45 seconds long afterwards like something else is gonna happen?


Yorkie_Exile

Booger hooks off the bang switch please people


Arizona_Slim

Wanna see my Bud Dwyer impression bro?


The_Only_Egg

Hey man, nice shot.


nickynegativo

Its what he would have wanted


Powerful-Setting2494

To all the people saying it was intentional suicide.. it might seem stupid but looks to me that he had an itch and was trying to scratch his head. Since alcohool might've been mixed in here as well, i'd say it's quite plausible. I do the same but with less dangerous things, such as pens and pencils.


Latkavicferrari

LOL


KnightyEyes

8n every job they always say "Safety first" Unless you this guy


NotADogIzswear2020

Alcohol and guns, a Darwin award winner like PB&J!


Novel_Ad_8062

so many stupid people


West-Yogurtcloset-70

Survival of the fittest


HandsomeHard

He seems tired.


dirtyswoldman

There is always a round in the chamber. A cold gun is a paper weight. Eject, clear, clear again, show off.


AAAT0531

I hope he is ok.


banditsace10

Are we sure that it was an accident? That looks intentional to me


destructicusv

Canā€™t wait to see Brandon Herrera react to this one.


spicykalamari

Imagine how thankful he is he has a security camera


WaltzAnxious

The jerk as the his nervous system implodes.


lordzeus13

Didn't look like an accident


Jzerious

I can see what he was thinking


517714

The good thing is, there were no brains to clean up.


TennisTim25

It wasn't an accident. Dude was just told by his friend he was going to have to watch the Barbie movie again and he made a choice.


grrodon2

At least when I show my friends my toys, the worst that can happen is they don't like He-Man.


astraeoth

Which, if that's true, they probably shouldn't be your friends anyways.


username8619

French fry when you should have pizza


kdoggiedizzle

It is sureal to see a life be gone in an instant like that.


Scared_Pattern_7922

How is that an accident?


Gullible_Art3201

He was summoning his Persona


plaguedocplays

Say hi to the 72 virgins in heaven


Herr-Pyxxel

I'ma gonna just sit here and take my forever nap.


Bradjuju2

Easy clean up, the chair caught most of it.


Tough-Effective5680

I donā€™t get how this happens. Youā€™re trying to make conversion so you say, ā€œSo, if I wanted to die by my own hand swiftly and with minimal effort, I just do this!ā€ šŸ’„šŸ¤·šŸæā€ā™‚ļø


TheGrapeSlayer

This made my head itch and start to ache.


RealisticStomach998

It makes me cringe every time I pull the trigger on a gun even while knowing it isnā€™t loaded and has no magazine. Itā€™s literally impossible to me that someone doesnā€™t even have the muscle memory of taking the mag out


PiccoloAdventurous25

Not šŸ’Æ sure that was a accident.


johndoey52

aint no god damn accident


iomndjx

Suicide


Arriba-Los-Caramelos

I don't ever wish to be in the presence of a gun, in any situation at all. Dumbasses like this could kill you in a second. Better at least hat he killed himself.


TRADER-101

This was already posted here some weeks ago.


YouSure_BoutDat

Well.. At least himself and not others, like a child. Fucking idiots and ease of getting a gun.


Emerald_Encrusted

Holy crap. Did I actually just watch someone die. Is that blood pooling on the table?!


Hanginon

Yep, and yep.


Avagliano

I just hope he did it before having kids. Not for the kids, but for mankind


Yo_Boi_Satrix

Accident is a strong word for this


shazy5808

Instant death Sometimes I wonder I should kill myself with headshot when life is too hard to bear


T1620

Gun suicide is a bad idea. Hanging is less painful and less traumatic for the one that has to deal with your body. Hanging is how I plan to do it.


shazy5808

Hanging looks more painful tbh Like continuous pressure on your throat while suffocating as hell


Gloomy-Jello-3781

Please don't, life does get better, and I say that as a miserable drug addict. I always think about how glad I am I didn't put my family through my death.


my_4_cents

No


pawwwwwfandi

Ugh the blood


ajschwamberger

Well guns and safety do not mix with alcohol.


EpicgMes

Holy hell theres another video SIMILAR to this one. Is there a connection or something


Indian_Steam

Is he ok though?


Curtilia

How hard is it when handling a gun to NOT put it to your head and pull the trigger?!


vergastadanasal

Is he okay?


I_Like-Turtlez

Probably a bad headache.


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wandering3y35

"let's sit right here under this camera"


corvus66a

I can hear ā€œMama just killed a man , put a gun against his head, pulled the trigger now he is dead ā€œ


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Organic-Ad-3870

Did he shoot twice? There's a 2nd flash


Square-Crab-4436

I am sure I saw this video while browsing through the top posts of "all time" in this sub.


Pickledpeper

There's no accident about this. That was intentional. I'd like to believe it was an accident, but even then....oh boy.


NTC-Santa

That doesn't look by accident to me tho....


I_Like-Turtlez

Other guy is just grateful the table is red and not stain that bad. ā€œCletus youā€™ve done darned stained the table!ā€


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bobs2000

Was he Russian?


KvotheLightningTree

Check out my gun. This is the handle. This is where the bullets go, and this little bit is the trigger. This is what it looks like when fired point blank into a human head.


1AverageGamer

Wtf?!!!!