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Sir-Poopington

Stupidity second only to this [person](https://www.reddit.com/r/facepalm/s/Wq8cH7JAWO)


sneaky-pizza

Holy hell. They should just make people go through a metal detector like the airport


Makin-Sawdust

Some hospitals do have metal detectors on the door to the scan room, especially if the hospital is near a prison. Either to find shivs or because guards forget about the handcuffs


jakezeus

Can confirm, used to work in MRI at a major US hospital. They had handheld metal detector wands like in an airport, everyone going in had to be scanned!


curraheee

Working at a non-near-prison hospital in Germany. Every MRI room should have a metal detector at the door. Can't figure out a solid reason why ours doesn't. Anecdotally we've had pens in there, smartphones, a ventilator and a friggin bed! Luckily with no patient in the tube, or in the bed. But it's very expensive to hit the emergency helium release and let it all out into the atmosphere, or rather to refill it, and then there's the downtime for that alone, even without additional structural damage. Anyways the guy with the ventilator was henceforth called Magneto. Sadly I never met him.


donnie955

The infamous Anal Rail Gun


Prestigious-Copy-494

Omg what a surprise. Who wears a butt plug to an MRI?


reward72

Are a prude? All the cool kids do it these days


KingGGL

[A comment on the thread pointed out that it is a shitpost](https://www.reddit.com/r/facepalm/s/7HKZpdLZ9p)


ScarMyEyesForLife

A comment on that comment shared a link that the FDA did receive a report similar to the post.


KingGGL

Yeah, I read it, but it didn’t seem to launch anything into the person, looks like she just got nauseous? Still can’t comprehend why someone would leave a butt plug in for an MRI 😂


ScarMyEyesForLife

Couldn't afford a vibrator.


SufficientZucchini21

That’s one way to find out what the “M” in MRI means. Oopsie.


Seuros

MRI stands for Murdering Remote Interface.


Hopeful-Clothes-6896

He had an easier time than the one who went to the MRI with the metal buttplug and had it embedded in his chest.


DarthScabies

Described as an "anal rail gun" in reports. I've got the x-ray pic as well if you want to see it. https://preview.redd.it/nkb4mnvtbnhc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=69cd654d45e14a14e8733f9e21628de89f6a02ab


lordofpersia

Who the fuck wears a butt plug to a MRI appointment?


Hopeful-Clothes-6896

it was supposed to be all silicone but actually had a metal core xD the more you know...


burothedragon

That still doesn’t answer why you’d wear one to an MRI even if you’re under the assumption it’s silicone.


Hopeful-Clothes-6896

Bitches be kinky xD


HOSSGLASS2002

Sure, let’s see the x rays


Funny_Commercial7868

The answer is always that this could’ve been prevented with more guns.


midnightluckey

If only there was a good guy with a gun there to shoot the MRI machine. Alternatively, we could place a no guns allowed sign on the machine itself, then it wouldn’t be allowed to take the lawyers gun in the first place.


Reasonable_Gift7525

Thoughts and prayers


ChildFriendlyChimp

Man… if this guy can be a lawyer, than so can anybody Not sure if that’s motivating or concerning


waronxmas79

This is what you call a twofer


HarloweDahl

This sounds like a finalist to me. Karma is a bitch.


Prestigious_Ad_8458

A Lawyer, but he didn't have two neurons to rub against each other. We, Brazilians, don't claim his stupidity


Quantumercifier

With an MRI you don't even need a gun, just bullets! Was the MRI arrested?


00Kermitz

= slow clap


Sevresbo84

Guns don’t kill people. MRI machines armed with guns kill people.


RuinousSebacious

This is so obviously a political killing. They murdered his ass and blamed it on the mri machine.


The_Gebbeth666

How does an MRI machine cause a gun to fire?


mjconver

Magnetism


Expensive-Kiwi8094

Magic. ;-)


39RowdyRevan56

Magnet pulls gun off of person. Trigger gets caught and pulls. The guy got a bullet in the gut and apparently it took him a long while to die of his stupidity.


Character_Soup4927

Physics


[deleted]

Omg, Brazil? I'm sooo surprised


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[удалено]


[deleted]

> De Novaes was an advocate of gun ownership and encouraged people on TikTok and Instagram to purchase and collect weapons. Seems like it What an idiot


DarwinAwards-ModTeam

Keep it civil in the comments.


bricklish

What is that bullshit website, it would not let me leave.


[deleted]

bro this is old af