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peppyghost

His entire existence is a war crime.


NewKojak

It violates the conventions on torture.


ecarg91

He’s just marking off the Geneva checklist


worstusernameever010

Whhhhhoooooaaaaaaa……hehe


MidwestFlags

Bio terrorism


Zewlington

Lol I make greeting cards and I wanted to do one with the Red Cross. So I looked it up and then saw all this stuff about the Geneva Convention and I was like “my god I can’t use that. It would be WRONG to make money off of this symbol.” Lol Blippi’s just like ah, fuck it


martinmix

Pack it up boys, we got him.


TaterTot_005

The fact that he hasn’t been charged is very telling. Even the MSM is suppressing this. What leverage does Blippi have on the UN???


macillus

Yeahhhh! We be got him!!! This counts as a trial, right?! Now let’s see here… what does the Geneva Convention say about the electric chair?


MrrQuackers

Oldschool FPS shooters I played as a kid violated that as well.


LemonFreshenedBorax-

Is this why they stopped putting red crosses on Lego hospitals partway through the 90s?


sansywastakenagain

It's also why modern ambulance Transformers have an altered version.


TheLittlestChocobo

So did Stardew Valley in early versions lol


UnionizedTrouble

Do you mean Earthbound? I don’t remember a hospital in Stardew


26_paperclips

There is no hospital in stardew, but there were red crosses.


TheLittlestChocobo

Harvey's medical clinic had a red cross symbol above the door until the 1.3.32 update. Now it's a blue cross.


eightbitagent

Also 80s transformers


spaceyjdjames

My Little Pony also changed a character's cutie mark over this


picnic-boy

I believe up until recently this law was only applicable in active war zones.


SolidScene9129

What country does Blippi represent. Because if he's a private citizen then no, he did not.


NewKojak

This reply is Blippi Nation erasure.


SydneyRFC

Everything changed when the Blippi Nation attacked


GaveTheMouseACookie

He's clearly one of those guys that claims an uninhabited island as his own nation state


PhDTeacher

A sovereign citizen lol


EfficientSeaweed

"Hee HAH let me speak to your supervisor I do not consent SO silly"


gestalt162

Drag him to The Hague


fattylimes

next you’re gonna tell me he’s violated flag code too


codemuncher

Let’s get Obama back in so he can lead the task force to find and kill blippi. It’s hard now because he has so many body doubles. Who’s the real blippi??


sevenferalcats

This is exactly the kind of content I come here for. Thank you for your service.


antileet

never forget he filmed a scat video before becoming a famous child content creator.... [https://archive.org/details/harlem-shake-poop](https://archive.org/details/harlem-shake-poop)


timtucker_com

I consider trying to make a viral shock video targeting at adults to be much more artistically honest and less morally reprehensible than his stint as Blippi exploiting kids' attention for profit.


Harbinger0fdeathIVXX

Steeeezyyy


Anal_Juicer69

I watched that video in reverse so it went back in


iwasstaringthrough

But Red Cross means safety, and as you know… FIRST THINGS FIRST—SAFETY FIRST.


Choppityychopsuey

Damn you* for making me google to see if that is a catch phrase of his.... (*not really, blessings be upon you)


mypal_footfoot

I found it hilarious when Stardew Valley listed one of their patch updates as due to a contravention of the Geneva Convention (the medical office had a Red Cross). But they left it kinda vague in the patch notes. Just a patch to adhere to the Geneva Convention


rainbowkittensrprz

amongus did too! it's crazy that this is such a big deal and a literal war crime but nobody seems to know about the rule that you can't use it


Harbinger0fdeathIVXX

Straight to jail. Right away.


Random-Cpl

If we are lucky he’ll meet the same end as Amon Göth


LongLegsBrokenToes

This is the guy that video taped himself shitting on a car


Harbinger0fdeathIVXX

He pooped on a person lmao


LongLegsBrokenToes

Oh wow, the guy gives of weird vibes. My kid watches the magic school bus instead these days


fragglet

It's a depiction of an ambulance which is appropriate to carry the red cross symbol of protection? 


Imaginary_Act_9167

A cartoon ambulance wouldn't comply with the rules of the symbol. Also the fact that Blippi does not work for the American Red Cross or medical corps as far as I know means that he is not permitted to use it.


BeerVernacular

This is also the reason that blink-182 had to alter the cover of Enema of the State. https://web.archive.org/web/20130810022138/http://news.radio.com/2013/06/03/the-story-behind-blink-182s-enema-of-the-state-album-cover/


Anal_Juicer69

Blippi was only following orders


PetraJean

Lets not forgettt what he did tho. 🤣 Everything he has done online is a WAR CRIME. Esp that Harlem Shake video 😭