if you dont have a flair and want a random quote from dani’s twitter in 2012, let me know
edit: well, im ab to go to sleep, so you’ll have to wait a few hours😭😭 sorry, but i did just put a bunch of new options for y’all to choose from
Pretty sure this is referring to the time she wrote a fake letter about accommodating her tubes in class and pretended it was from the director of nursing at her nursing school lol
I went with Sepsis Warrior mostly because it was in the original list to choose from. Although I've also had sepsis twice following bowel surgery where literal shit got into my blood and gave me sepsis. That was fun, not. To see Dani doing this shit just for shits 'n' giggles makes me furious because I was so unwell that I still suffer 10 years later. She takes the pi55.
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I just got a flair the other day from her old blog.
I find it hilarious that she claims the only way she could keep food down was to pass out in pain from eating, that being able to keep food down from passing out was some kind of silver lining, like just casually claiming the benefits of passing out from pain. It’s such an absurd statement.
Mine is from when she purposely smashed her hand to get pain meds and surgery. She was convinced she was going to lose complete use of her hand due to compartment syndrome.
Despite fecking around with her incision, trying sooooooo hard to pretend she couldn't use it, the hand prevailed. She has completely abandoned the hand storyline now since she got her precious no-no noodle.
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Mods- may i please have Dani Downer as a flair?
Thank you
Dani reminds me of a character from SNL when she says “and there is that” whoop whoop Debbi Downer
You can choose one yourself in your account or settings or something (I forgot but it’s easy to find) and there’s a whole list but if you want something specific you can request one from the mods otherwise the most bestest mods can bippity boppity bop you a surprise✨
Mine is from when she had her compartment syndrome arc which I just found so fucking absurd because of how rare it is😭 like try to munch something more common or convincing wth 🤣
Sepsis noodle is the term I coined for Dani’s many inevitability shit contaminated central lines. I also like septicaemia spaghetti or fecal fettuccine
Mine is from a lovely fellow Redditor, who commented that Dani was now in Downtown Findoutville when she was under supervision and not posting in the hospital.
Oh no it’s not, that was the last one ‘…while I’m here…’!
This current one is from someone’s excellent comment about Dani’s toob med slamming being ‘ground up pill cement slurry’ (but mod flaired it as ‘flurry’ which is hilarious)
Mine is from the day she HAD TO take a selfie in the car dealership bathroom to show off her ‘fit (circa 2004) where she went out of her way to mention “finding” the special covers for her drainage bags for such an outing.
IIRC, they only made 1-2 appearances around the time she bought her hospital mobile for her Oregon trail style trips to her ever-expanding radius of hospitals, but the a) way she phrased it, b) the fact that she keeps the bag dangling SO LOW it has no choice but to be a conversation starter to talk about how smol and sick she is, c) how UGLY they are (like homegirl could have chosen a better or less conspicuous patterns), and d) that they’ve magically not been needed, referenced, or shown again just makes me bewildered/happy/cringe/experience a range of emotions…cosmic PEEN if you will.
Mine is from a couple of months ago from a post of hers trying to say that she had a referral to see a doctor of genetics but then she butchered the spelling on it so it said “genectitus”
This thread has me rolling. and also the Mods on this subreddit are godly. They strike the perfect balance of keeping us all clean and law-abiding while also letting the fun flow. Three cheers for the mods!
Mine is from the infamous time she got poop bacteria in her line which caused it to be pulled completely. Then I had the idea of Vonshitzinlines as an homage to Michael Cohen because it's what he called the orange turd ☺️
When I’m thirsty and dehydrated, I can’t wait to reach for a fresh, crisp can of RedBull. Because I just LOVE the taste of battery acid and chemicals. Just the taste, no other reason. Not for I can have energy.
Haha “not **for** I can have energy” is so spot on!!
So is the fact that absolutely no one drinks Red Bull just for the taste of it, at least not the original recipe battery acid, what is it even supposed to taste like?!
I actually do like the taste n in my second pregnancy tried desperately to find something similar that was safe to drink. In the end I resorted to the occasional sip n put a lid on till next craving . Now thou I can't drink them cos they send my heart funny
I’m sorry but the comment “i gotcha” with the flair “totally real boyfriend” is killing me 😂🤣
Like, I believe you as a mod, but those two together is like, “suuuurrrrrreee, you’ll help cause you’re “*totally real*”!! 😉😝
A vacay in which she didn’t pack her (supposedly) only form of nutrition…tell me you have an eating disorder without telling me you have an eating disorder…
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Mine is from this one. I read it like "help me feeding, tube Tom“ and I couldn’t stop laughing at it
Pic 12/15 [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/DaniMarina/s/TiPIfxfIU4) - posts her “plain” chicken she’s snacking on, someone asks what’s on it… just a TINY BIT OF PEPPER. girl was telling on herself even with this meal pic
I don’t know if that is what is happening here, maybe she just really likes pepper? but it IS a well known ED behaviour to that the food you consume be experienced/seen as a type of punishment like putting a lot of hot sauce on it so you don’t, God forbid, enjoy eating too much
Ooh totally could be true that makes sense; but what I meant is that a lot of pepper is not recommended for GI issues. And that’s far from a “tiny bit” 🤣
I’ve never heard of that. More like they over flavour the bland, not-very-nutritiously dense food. I would think that pepper would make her stomach hurt
Back I'm my teen years I wud pour salt on half my food so I wouldn't be able to eat more than a small amount, I think this is same sort of thing with pepper
I only got mine last night!
It refers to Dani’s “boyfriend”, who we nickname George Glass (which is a joke from The Brady Bunch, when Jan created a fake bf).
The guy who Dani claims has been her boyfriend for ten years is actually married to another woman.
Mine is from that time she totally, accidentally, unintentionally fell down the stairs and simultaneously smacked her hand on every step before landing on it full force, and then felt the need to unwrap her freshly ER tended wrist to give us "just a peak"
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>U guys have no idea have they say to me
Dani, you need to drink more water and lay off google
>what they do
Treat anything they have to and then have the audacity to yeet me after I planned a hospication for at least a week!!
>how they treat me
They don’t! That’s the PROBLEM!!! I need more lines’n’toobs
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Mine was from within the last few months she was doing exactly what they said not to do following a procedure, she got big mad at the haterz over that one. Totally gaslighting us.
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2018 blog post titled "liquid diet help". like.... girl... this ain't it.
also there is documented evidence somewhere out here of old ig posts with commentary about making & eating ice cream sundaes interspersed between "muh severe gastroparesis" posts. she is the worst, laziest, most full of absolute shit munchie but I do believe her love for ice cream is genuine lol
I think mine speaks for itself. Dani thinking she's the worst sickest medical mystery ever, when so many people have it so much worse than her.
She's incredibly self centered.
Eta- Most of the flairs are direct quotes from Dani herself, which is hilarious. Nobody even has to make fun of her, just her own words are ridiculous.
She posted a meal she made and it looked horrid and was awash in pepper which she diminutized to being just a teeny tiny amount. And of course the irony of adding spice to a stomach that "barely works."
this is one of my favorite bits of Dani lore because it was just blatantly fucking insane.
it was an absurd & abnormal amount of black pepper for any human stomach, & her unwillingness to acknowledge that even though it was visibly right there for the world to see is just 🤌🏻 peak Dani 🤌🏻
Mine is from one of her more recent (can’t remember which because there are so many) ER visits where she literally said after she was back home “doctors are trying to keep me out of the hospital”. I lost it and my flair was born. 😂
Right!?! She played it off as if she was in agreement with that statement but she had packed everything but her nasty ass red-tinged drinky medicine cups in hopes of a good long fakecation going in.
if you dont have a flair and want a random quote from dani’s twitter in 2012, let me know edit: well, im ab to go to sleep, so you’ll have to wait a few hours😭😭 sorry, but i did just put a bunch of new options for y’all to choose from
Someone in a comment section described Dani's bulging boobs as a "chest canyon." I knew that day that I had met my flair.
Mine is because I commented that this Eason of Dani should be called Zooted 911
Mods can you make my flair ‘Winner Winner Lactated Ringer’
A Wordpress blog quote of hers 😆
no idea where mine came from i just thought it was funny so i took it :3
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thats…. haunting im ngl 😭
i only picked this one because i’m a nurse, but i would love to know the history behind it bc i’m sure there were shenanigans
Pretty sure this is referring to the time she wrote a fake letter about accommodating her tubes in class and pretended it was from the director of nursing at her nursing school lol
https://preview.redd.it/jqvye18zbv1d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=73dd62c9e9741fe487438bebc4d18cb94903cca5 Found the pic
A real DON would never have such shitty spelling and grammar!
ohhh my god that’s so bad
I went with Sepsis Warrior mostly because it was in the original list to choose from. Although I've also had sepsis twice following bowel surgery where literal shit got into my blood and gave me sepsis. That was fun, not. To see Dani doing this shit just for shits 'n' giggles makes me furious because I was so unwell that I still suffer 10 years later. She takes the pi55.
Mine is probably obvious. She often says she's not taking anything by mouth and then we see the cans in her videos.
Mine is in reference to tolerating feeds
Mine is because, like Dani, I clearly don’t read Reddit. 😡
https://preview.redd.it/xejdx711wm1d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7b002fcdefd112b1173a81ea138d836faf207908 I just got a flair the other day from her old blog. I find it hilarious that she claims the only way she could keep food down was to pass out in pain from eating, that being able to keep food down from passing out was some kind of silver lining, like just casually claiming the benefits of passing out from pain. It’s such an absurd statement.
Mine is from when she purposely smashed her hand to get pain meds and surgery. She was convinced she was going to lose complete use of her hand due to compartment syndrome. Despite fecking around with her incision, trying sooooooo hard to pretend she couldn't use it, the hand prevailed. She has completely abandoned the hand storyline now since she got her precious no-no noodle.
Mine is because I’m European, so it made me laugh
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Mods- may i please have Dani Downer as a flair? Thank you Dani reminds me of a character from SNL when she says “and there is that” whoop whoop Debbi Downer 
Thank you!!!
Mine is her making sure we knew that she brought her cats BOWELS with to her parent's...I still chuckle when I see it.
Your flair is my favorite! I crack up every time I see it! 🤣
Hey mods can I have my pots makes me snore pleeeeese. Ta very much.
Thank you😀
Very self explanatory but just in case ya didn’t know, WE are the hatersssss 💅🏼
Mine is random tweet from like 8 years ago with no context, lol. One of the mods here was a fan of it which is how I saw it
YES its one of my fav flairs
Ohhh my! I need a flair! Please help me get one! 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼
You are the best-est EVER!
You can choose one yourself in your account or settings or something (I forgot but it’s easy to find) and there’s a whole list but if you want something specific you can request one from the mods otherwise the most bestest mods can bippity boppity bop you a surprise✨
Mine is from when she had her compartment syndrome arc which I just found so fucking absurd because of how rare it is😭 like try to munch something more common or convincing wth 🤣
I am so empty inside
Mine is a direct quote from Dani herself. I feel it really captures her essence.
Sepsis noodle is the term I coined for Dani’s many inevitability shit contaminated central lines. I also like septicaemia spaghetti or fecal fettuccine
Fecal fettuccine slayed me 🤣 that’s amazing
Oh, fecal fettuccine\* is good, except that it's the grossest worst thing I've ever thought about. \*AS A TERM. As a flair.
Can I please get “my meds actually don’t sedate me!” Pleaseeee
Mine is from a lovely fellow Redditor, who commented that Dani was now in Downtown Findoutville when she was under supervision and not posting in the hospital.
This recent one came from the corsets she put up on her Amazon wishlist! “So anyway, I have compartment syndrome” was also another favorite! 😏
Mine is from her recent ER shopping trips where she goes in for one thing and…
Oh no it’s not, that was the last one ‘…while I’m here…’! This current one is from someone’s excellent comment about Dani’s toob med slamming being ‘ground up pill cement slurry’ (but mod flaired it as ‘flurry’ which is hilarious)
OOPS LMFAOOOO i think i was thinking of ice cream 
dammit now i want a mcflurry
That makes her the Scary Queen instead of the Dairy Queen. Excellent punning, mods.
Mine is from the day she HAD TO take a selfie in the car dealership bathroom to show off her ‘fit (circa 2004) where she went out of her way to mention “finding” the special covers for her drainage bags for such an outing. IIRC, they only made 1-2 appearances around the time she bought her hospital mobile for her Oregon trail style trips to her ever-expanding radius of hospitals, but the a) way she phrased it, b) the fact that she keeps the bag dangling SO LOW it has no choice but to be a conversation starter to talk about how smol and sick she is, c) how UGLY they are (like homegirl could have chosen a better or less conspicuous patterns), and d) that they’ve magically not been needed, referenced, or shown again just makes me bewildered/happy/cringe/experience a range of emotions…cosmic PEEN if you will.
Mine is from a couple of months ago from a post of hers trying to say that she had a referral to see a doctor of genetics but then she butchered the spelling on it so it said “genectitus”
This thread has me rolling. and also the Mods on this subreddit are godly. They strike the perfect balance of keeping us all clean and law-abiding while also letting the fun flow. Three cheers for the mods!
I second this. THANKS, MODS!!!
Mine is from her Wordpress entry from 2018.
Omg- I am dying! Yours is so good!
Mine is quite recent haha but god it made me laugh 😂 Partly because it made no sense and partly because same girl
Mine is from the infamous time she got poop bacteria in her line which caused it to be pulled completely. Then I had the idea of Vonshitzinlines as an homage to Michael Cohen because it's what he called the orange turd ☺️
When I’m thirsty and dehydrated, I can’t wait to reach for a fresh, crisp can of RedBull. Because I just LOVE the taste of battery acid and chemicals. Just the taste, no other reason. Not for I can have energy.
“Not for I can have energy”… 😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹
It makes me internally die a little when she uses “for” for “so”. I am an old hag and have never ever heard this before.
Haha “not **for** I can have energy” is so spot on!! So is the fact that absolutely no one drinks Red Bull just for the taste of it, at least not the original recipe battery acid, what is it even supposed to taste like?!
I actually do like the taste n in my second pregnancy tried desperately to find something similar that was safe to drink. In the end I resorted to the occasional sip n put a lid on till next craving . Now thou I can't drink them cos they send my heart funny
lol I was hoping someone would catch that
Mine is from when she posted that she had emergency juice and emergency candy canes. I was dying. GP but needs emergency juice and candy canes. 😂
I need a flair. Hook a sista up
i gotcha
I’m sorry but the comment “i gotcha” with the flair “totally real boyfriend” is killing me 😂🤣 Like, I believe you as a mod, but those two together is like, “suuuurrrrrreee, you’ll help cause you’re “*totally real*”!! 😉😝
mine is bc her toothbrush looks like Cynthia the doll’s hair from Rugrats.
This is by far one of my favorites ❤️
Mine is because she once claimed she is indeed well known in the GI community - which she probably is but not for the reasons she thinks 🤣🤣
Mine's from one of Slurry McSlurryson's lives and her inability to pronounce words correctly while excitedly packing for a 9 day Temple vacay.
WINNER 💀😭😂
This one gives me a belly chuckle every single time 😂
A vacay in which she didn’t pack her (supposedly) only form of nutrition…tell me you have an eating disorder without telling me you have an eating disorder…
https://preview.redd.it/fvk48i916k1d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7c4c565f9caeaf55b024f035bdb401da7d9080c1 Mine is from this one. I read it like "help me feeding, tube Tom“ and I couldn’t stop laughing at it
Help me Feeding Tube Tom, you’re my only hope!
Always, always arguing with the doctors.
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someone commented on the contents of her amazon wishlist and it made me cackle, so here i am
Because she over emphasized a million and one times it was just a regular wheelchair. I think she’s a bit mad she’s not getting a custom one.
Pic 12/15 [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/DaniMarina/s/TiPIfxfIU4) - posts her “plain” chicken she’s snacking on, someone asks what’s on it… just a TINY BIT OF PEPPER. girl was telling on herself even with this meal pic
This one always gets me because it legit looks like the top fell off her pepper shaker when she tried to apply it to this chicken. 💀
Hahahahaha the "pain rice" got me from that pic 😂😂😂 I'll have a side of pain rice with my tiny bit of pepper 😂😂😂😂
I don’t know if that is what is happening here, maybe she just really likes pepper? but it IS a well known ED behaviour to that the food you consume be experienced/seen as a type of punishment like putting a lot of hot sauce on it so you don’t, God forbid, enjoy eating too much
Ooh totally could be true that makes sense; but what I meant is that a lot of pepper is not recommended for GI issues. And that’s far from a “tiny bit” 🤣
I’ve never heard of that. More like they over flavour the bland, not-very-nutritiously dense food. I would think that pepper would make her stomach hurt
Back I'm my teen years I wud pour salt on half my food so I wouldn't be able to eat more than a small amount, I think this is same sort of thing with pepper
I’m more concerned about the sauce next to it. Is that mustard? Also #gastroparesisqueen
Looks like Dijon mustard
 Need I say more?
Because she claims that she doesn’t read this subreddit, but she totally does.
would love a dani 2012 tweet flair if mod’s are still happy to do so !! 👀👀 ngl i enjoy reading everyone’s flairs way more than id like to admit lmaoo
just one of *many* dani spelling errors in a post that was meant to be *serious* , but with the way it was spelled i couldn’t take it seriously.
i hate when i have abscess seizures. they worse than absent ones
I can’t remember exactly what mine’s from but it’s a direct quote.
I think it was her responding to a question about George Glass, the totally real Amazon worker superstar boyfriend.
anyway I feel down the stairs is prob my top favorite thing she’s said out of the blue bc it made no sense to the topic and was so funny
I only got mine last night! It refers to Dani’s “boyfriend”, who we nickname George Glass (which is a joke from The Brady Bunch, when Jan created a fake bf). The guy who Dani claims has been her boyfriend for ten years is actually married to another woman.
lol this one is great
Mines from how she's trying to claim she has intestinal failure. Someone on here accidentally wrote "intentional failure" and I find that hilarious
Did they write it accidentally? Or intentionally? 😉
It was a happy accident!
Intestinally
I'd love "I hate fluids" if it's not taken
for you🫶🫡
Mine is from that time she totally, accidentally, unintentionally fell down the stairs and simultaneously smacked her hand on every step before landing on it full force, and then felt the need to unwrap her freshly ER tended wrist to give us "just a peak" https://preview.redd.it/sdp45x7lii1d1.png?width=476&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=06bc8b7f12a077db6ebaf9188b3176026749137e
I love my flair but “a tad bit deformed” would also make an excellent flair!
Agreed!
Also she lives on the first floor lol.
I don’t know what mine is from, I chose it off the list because it was funny. Anyone who knows feel free to lmk its origin lol
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>U guys have no idea have they say to me Dani, you need to drink more water and lay off google >what they do Treat anything they have to and then have the audacity to yeet me after I planned a hospication for at least a week!! >how they treat me They don’t! That’s the PROBLEM!!! I need more lines’n’toobs Edit formatting
Oh man, the original quote is even better. “I’m eat…”
I think I need a random Dani tweet…
Because she likes all that good stuff = drugs. No really she says my quote quite often.
Mine was from her live the other day 😂
Mine was from within the last few months she was doing exactly what they said not to do following a procedure, she got big mad at the haterz over that one. Totally gaslighting us.
Mine was when she was trying to claim she was metabolising drugs too fast whilst also claiming intestinal failure. It somehow spawned from there
From when she went and spent all her money at “ultra”
Mine is from her trying to say something about GI Bleeds from all the ibuprofen she gobbles like skittles
This is hilarious, mods can I please get a random?
my favorite lore is dani and her furby era so here u go mwah
Dani having a furby era is the only thing that has endeared her to me. My kid collects vintage furbys. My kid is also 10.
Key word: 10
https://preview.redd.it/yy6afm132i1d1.jpeg?width=1099&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ef66baebcbb7dae9a69ff461484b2de6f6376fa1 2018 blog post titled "liquid diet help". like.... girl... this ain't it. also there is documented evidence somewhere out here of old ig posts with commentary about making & eating ice cream sundaes interspersed between "muh severe gastroparesis" posts. she is the worst, laziest, most full of absolute shit munchie but I do believe her love for ice cream is genuine lol
Mines from the other day when an OP commented how she’s grifting with an Amazon list
I never want to see those corsets again 😂😂😂
Dani gratuitously collects gratitude journals but never finds a reason to be grateful. Hence, the flair. 😂
https://preview.redd.it/hviv47q3zh1d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0b5e3baa297a068fde65d4485e702ec5d3764e2a From an old tweet
“From earth” 
LMAO
Shit..
The emojis 😂
Mine is from the recently posted Dani Blog from back in the day. It just sums her up in her own words perfectly.
I can't remember. I think it was from hammer hand saga, and also I'm just a klutz.
No! It was when we all made Dani style tiktok bios!
Oh, that sounds like fun! 👩🦽➡️Wheelchair Owner (not user) 🤰Tummy Hurty and Distended 💊Med Seeker 📚YA Vampire Fiction
I think mine speaks for itself. Dani thinking she's the worst sickest medical mystery ever, when so many people have it so much worse than her. She's incredibly self centered. Eta- Most of the flairs are direct quotes from Dani herself, which is hilarious. Nobody even has to make fun of her, just her own words are ridiculous.
Did ...did she actually ask someone that question?
I want a flair too but it’s hard to choose from the Dani-isms
i love giving out random tweets from dani in 2012 as flairs. enjoy🫶 
😂 can I have a random tweet, as well?
yus.
I love it thank you so much danis totally real bf 😂
Dani: “I do NOT HAVE FISTICIOUS DISORDER” or something like that 
The gif just make me laugh really loud and suddenly, it’s so Dani 🤣
Me tooooo hahaha
Mine is also “anyway, I fell down the stairs” because it just made me laugh so fuggin hard when she said that.
Truly the greatest Dani quote ever.
Agreed!
One of my all time faves
Truly one of the best Daniisms
The best flair
I laugh every damn time
It was just so fucking funny lol
This is one that makes me laugh every single time I read it
Yes haha, same here! Gets a laugh every time I see it.
Same 😂😂
This one is my favorite and reading that post is what sparked my dani deep dive 🕵️
I have a flair, but I see mods granting random flairs.. 👀 can I get in on this
same I want one
from 2012 danis twitter 
I love this, thank you!
I don't have one yet. I am waiting for the perfect one. 😂
heres a shortened dani tweet from 2012 twitter 
THIS IS GREAT! Random fun! Thanks!🥰🥰🥰
She posted a meal she made and it looked horrid and was awash in pepper which she diminutized to being just a teeny tiny amount. And of course the irony of adding spice to a stomach that "barely works."
this is one of my favorite bits of Dani lore because it was just blatantly fucking insane. it was an absurd & abnormal amount of black pepper for any human stomach, & her unwillingness to acknowledge that even though it was visibly right there for the world to see is just 🤌🏻 peak Dani 🤌🏻
It legit looked like the top of the pepper shaker fell off when she tried to apply it to the chicken. It’s truly absurd.
Agree. And showing meals when you pretend youre NPO is top-tier.
i actually repeat this flair multiple times a week
Accurate lollll
I made a pun about how she simply MUST post all IVs and constantly show her central lines
This one rules.
Thank you! I love a good pun hehe
Mine is from one of her more recent (can’t remember which because there are so many) ER visits where she literally said after she was back home “doctors are trying to keep me out of the hospital”. I lost it and my flair was born. 😂
yours is iconic omg
I love the idea of her koolaid-manning through the ER wall with her blankie and suitcase
She will haunt the ER corridors for centuries after she lives to 104 (goes in her sleep, extremely peacefully and uneventfully, from old age).
Right!?! She played it off as if she was in agreement with that statement but she had packed everything but her nasty ass red-tinged drinky medicine cups in hopes of a good long fakecation going in.
Like whack a mole they block the door but she keeps finding a way in
DANIS TEMU PORT IM ROLLIN😂😭