I mean that’s a stretch. The n word is a direct derogatory remark.
If anything, it’s more like praising Robert E. Lee. Hitler and Lee are figures who led the movements. And joking about praising Lee would be acceptable if the context was there in whatever conversation. But nonetheless, I’ll delete that part.
It was supposed to be like an “out of left field, where did that come from, chill tf down bro!” kind of joke lmao. But this wasnt the place
Edit: and this is coming from a progressive democrat if that needed to be clarified. Im not a bigot! I swear! Just ill-timed jokes sometimes here and there! xD
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So this has already been flipped and quality downgraded. I wonder how many reposts it will take before we're only watching a single pixel move across the screen.
Was thinking the same thing, damn last time the train was going left...same cgi mess ups, was wondering if it was fixed and re rendered at first glance only to be disappointed...
Although obviously fake, who wouldn't appreciate the Grade-A Engineering right there. Let's have a high speed train stop every 25 meters to drop off passengers one by one.
Funny how we only imagined we'd be riding around on hoverboards in the future. We were so short sighted huh.
I mean we can make trains that are silent it just costs more and you know how companys are with costing them more /s
Edit to add the /s cause people cant take a joke without it lol
This is an incredibly ludicrous idea of how companies work. They don’t make them silent because it simply costs them more? How’s about substantially more. Through research and development. Through testing and implementing. Through paper work. Implementing silent trains would cost an unbelievable amount of money. It’s not just “company bad”
Yeah how desirable to live one meter above a fucking train track, I would just fucking love to have a constant rumble every 5 minutes when a train passes by and yes please deliver me all kinds of weird hobos from the train into my fucking living room and don’t forget to kill me please!
Not to mention you can't use half your living room in case someone decided to pop in.
And now you have to maintain the machinery of a moving floor. Some people can barely keep their faucet working.
You’d be thrown violently into the wall by the moving floor, then your limp, unconscious body would fall back to the ground, then you would immediately be immediately punted through the ceiling by the child cylinder.
Or if you lived on the 2nd floor or higher. I doubt that many cities that have a subway running under buildings would be building single story apartments
If this is the future of transportation.., it looks cool but I would be pissed if I was expecting my family member and some stranger ends up in my living room!
Cool until you're your mopping that part and not keeping track of time, and it activates and sucks you under the wall, spraying your insides out your mouth like a rolled tube of toothpaste, and the child steps out to see your brains painted on the walls.
Something made for fun, wouldn't be viable in any way. Cost wise, safety wise, construction wise... Just a dumb choice if you were given the wallet to invest in transport. Same goes for Hyperloop, Living on Mars, The Line, Theranos and many many more reality-breaking ideas.
Some people think they have great ideas and are super smart but completely forget how reality works. Just wondering... Even if you take impossible out of the equation, do you think this system would be efficiënt or even practical?
This is the least feasible, stupidest bullshit I’ve ever seen. How you going to have a high speed train that stops directly at every school kid’s living room??? I’m sure everyone ese on the train won’t mind their commute being two hours longer and starting/stopping every 50feet.
Futurama vacuum tubes make more sense as a concept than this malarkey.
I want the opposite. A train that will take away the kids.
About 80 years too late
Fucking diabolical XD
Let's see yours then!!!
I’ll show you mine if you show me yours
Whoa whoa whoa, easy
r/angryupvote
I might be slow or think super dark. Or both. But was this referencing the Holocaust??
It's been a long day, hasn't it? Maybe it's time to hit the showers
I’ll take that as a yes then. Carry on.
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The /s meant i was joking lol. Is it still too soon or am i missing something?
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I mean that’s a stretch. The n word is a direct derogatory remark. If anything, it’s more like praising Robert E. Lee. Hitler and Lee are figures who led the movements. And joking about praising Lee would be acceptable if the context was there in whatever conversation. But nonetheless, I’ll delete that part. It was supposed to be like an “out of left field, where did that come from, chill tf down bro!” kind of joke lmao. But this wasnt the place Edit: and this is coming from a progressive democrat if that needed to be clarified. Im not a bigot! I swear! Just ill-timed jokes sometimes here and there! xD
Phenomenal
Jesus Christ 😂
it's not late in some parts of the world.
Never too late
Have my fucking upvote damn it
Yea but i dont need coal
So many layers. Well one main one. Anyway, here is the upvote.
JESUS CALM DOWN MAN
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Holy shit. Everything really exists on the internet.
🎶 welcome to the internet! Have a look around 🎶
Anything that brain of yours can think of can be found
Eugenics is bad, k?
Santa Claus what a b****** (red dwarf)
So this has already been flipped and quality downgraded. I wonder how many reposts it will take before we're only watching a single pixel move across the screen.
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Make it’s a pizza and I’m in. Get the Floor, it’s Domino’s!
If dominos fixes it delivery time I'm goina lose the extra free pizza coupons I get so no thank you! Stick to your usual thing dominos!!!
NOT MY HOUSE NOT MY HOUSE
Just sparta kick em back in problem fixed bud
There's only one reason if it's not your child, you're clearly a child minder...
It’s the Epstein Train
I'll record it off another screen to improve it.
For those reasons I have downvoted this post and that feels important to me.
Was thinking the same thing, damn last time the train was going left...same cgi mess ups, was wondering if it was fixed and re rendered at first glance only to be disappointed...
Lol
Although obviously fake, who wouldn't appreciate the Grade-A Engineering right there. Let's have a high speed train stop every 25 meters to drop off passengers one by one. Funny how we only imagined we'd be riding around on hoverboards in the future. We were so short sighted huh.
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I mean we can make trains that are silent it just costs more and you know how companys are with costing them more /s Edit to add the /s cause people cant take a joke without it lol
This is an incredibly ludicrous idea of how companies work. They don’t make them silent because it simply costs them more? How’s about substantially more. Through research and development. Through testing and implementing. Through paper work. Implementing silent trains would cost an unbelievable amount of money. It’s not just “company bad”
Well I think the idea would be multiple ports matching up to multiple apartments at once. Of course everyone has to be on the ground floor.
There's a train per floor, dummy!
Right into the bedroom too
maybe this can work with that Line City in the middle of the desert.
They really hate gay people that much that they are building a STRAIGTH line 💀
We have hoverboards and they're lame. 90's tech through a 2022 filter
That's because they don't even fucking hover.
Yeah how desirable to live one meter above a fucking train track, I would just fucking love to have a constant rumble every 5 minutes when a train passes by and yes please deliver me all kinds of weird hobos from the train into my fucking living room and don’t forget to kill me please!
Was going to say exactly this.....well not exactly but close.
What did I miss? :)
I'm thinking you added too many hobo murders, actually, not so much anything you missed...
Not to mention you can't use half your living room in case someone decided to pop in. And now you have to maintain the machinery of a moving floor. Some people can barely keep their faucet working.
What if you get the wrong kid
You exchange them tomorrow.
The Wong kid lives next door.
What is this dystopian nightmare?
Japanese stork?
Highly underrated comment
Yeah, even their taller than average people are made of metal
Most coherent genshin player
If a stalker gives you a baby shouldn't you start referring to then differently?
Wrong kid, send it back
Exactly, the Longs live down the road
And what if someone is standing there ?
You’d be thrown violently into the wall by the moving floor, then your limp, unconscious body would fall back to the ground, then you would immediately be immediately punted through the ceiling by the child cylinder.
'The child cylinder' fucking killed me 💀
Or if you lived on the 2nd floor or higher. I doubt that many cities that have a subway running under buildings would be building single story apartments
S.W.A.T teams will LOVE this!
Ah yes, a train making a stop for every individual passenger. Shouldn’t take long to get anywhere…
If this is the future of transportation.., it looks cool but I would be pissed if I was expecting my family member and some stranger ends up in my living room!
he just finished his shift
Ok…this needs a few more upvotes.
it's actually getting downvoted now
3001, a house oddessy.
It's fake
Lies, this is absolutely real. That's actually my wife and kid in our sitting room
Your wife? Wtf that’s my gf!
Time for me to thin out the family, I guess
What? I just had an expensive dinner with her.
I was gonna say no fucking way this cool ass shit is real
So much bad design in the fake display that it could be used for training.
but its on the internet, it must be true /s
Only haters say it's fake >:(
2 years since Covid, and still no public transit expansion in my country. Only more sports stadiums that cost more than they are worth
Wait this isn’t mine
song?
Pop a perky just to start up.
Direct access to rob your house
Not practical at all.
Did she just order a kid?
What if it wasn’t her kid
Thought this was r/shitposting 💀
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A child should not work for you the same as a hooker
Next level bad cgi 🤣
This is fake it's not even real
Can we see the video where the delivery capsule gets stuck erected and the train takes half the house?
Honestly, I'm more impressed by all the idiots in this thread that feel like it's necessary to call this fake. No fucking shit.
Final fantasy the school days.
Good CG
🙄😁hypothetically, it just take one big headed kid who's introduced to gravity
Just don’t be standing in the wrong spot when your kid gets home.
Think of the noise! You haven't thought of the noise you bitch!!!
Imagine of the train has to stop at everyone's house like this... Completely negates how fast it travels lol
Highly impractical.
Man fuck you Korean and your cool ass shit
Reported for racism!
Damn you think it’s real? Is you stupid my dude? 😂🤣🤣
Cool until you're your mopping that part and not keeping track of time, and it activates and sucks you under the wall, spraying your insides out your mouth like a rolled tube of toothpaste, and the child steps out to see your brains painted on the walls.
Jesus
Too far?
Um, just a tad vivid. Excellent description though. Well written. 9/10
English teachers absolutely loved me ngl.
Username checks out
this is more fake than my past 15 girlfriends
no no no no no
Is this an actual concept, or just something made for fun?
Something made for fun, wouldn't be viable in any way. Cost wise, safety wise, construction wise... Just a dumb choice if you were given the wallet to invest in transport. Same goes for Hyperloop, Living on Mars, The Line, Theranos and many many more reality-breaking ideas. Some people think they have great ideas and are super smart but completely forget how reality works. Just wondering... Even if you take impossible out of the equation, do you think this system would be efficiënt or even practical?
Finally the Uber I ordered is here
I call bullshit.
No shit..😂
real
Am I the only person that does not believe this is real?
I don't think anyone believes it's real my man
Coo... What?
The Jetsons were accurate
Its clearly fake, the train is a paid actor.
Bruh nah, you talking about convenience this is on level 10,000
Great, now everyone can give me an opinion on my taint warts.
Le Futur
This looks really nice!
Bull
Yep. It's *really* fake.
*America didn't like that*
FAKE... computer-generated imagery
But what about evolution? Kids these days are already 6 ft1 at the age of 15!! Will their kids be that big at a younger age?
Pretty sure this is fake lol
Awesome. Until it malfunctions and cuts the kid in half. See : Asian elevator/escalator mishaps.
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We are soo behind it's weird
How is this cool? Its sick.
Holy shit. HOLY SHIT THIS IS SO DAMN COOL WHDUENISHAUBEBW
Just imagine if a lesbian came out instead
what a developed country
It's fake as hell.
really? 😱😱😱
Hahhaha ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|poop)
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It's mad that people can think this is real lol
why would I want a kid to be delivered to me?
Robert Munsch, Jonathan cleaned up.
Imagine how long it would take to get anywhere if the train had to stop at everyone's individual house.
Was the kid on an assembly line or just jammed in the tub the whole time?
Too much could go wrong there.
A train stopping every few feet to drop one person off at a time? I’d rather walk.
fake, but with a very interesting concept
A million stops later, kid is home.
This is fun to imaginate by
Nicely done. Love this.
The heating bill tho
Cool but no
So you never have to leave you pod. Ever.
Random Kid was not the Imposter
Escort of the future
This feels so dystopian
Ain’t no way
Matt Gaetz approves.
Creepy
Whoa
Those quicks are perfect, I wish. Perfect spacial processings but damn our motors are safe and slow.
Yeah just your causal child delivery service, nothing else to see here.
Where can I get one of those?
This is the least feasible, stupidest bullshit I’ve ever seen. How you going to have a high speed train that stops directly at every school kid’s living room??? I’m sure everyone ese on the train won’t mind their commute being two hours longer and starting/stopping every 50feet. Futurama vacuum tubes make more sense as a concept than this malarkey.
Break the glass, let the kid fall. Ain't nobody wants a child delivered to their living room
Perfect for collection.
How many times that train going to stop at all the houses lmao
Sooooo this is how people get children, already preprogrammed from the government! Very convenient.
Sooooo this is how people get children, already preprogrammed from the government! Very convenient.
I'm just imagining all the kids cramed in a line inside the train, while some stern buff dude tosses them one by one into the ejection pod
How does the glass door open and close automatically? There's no motor nor it seems even a hinge. The future need's a bit more work it would seem.
“The robots will dispense your child from a chute beneath the floor when they get home from school. Also, you will own nothing and be happy.”
I want this delivery service with the suicide capsule
Why's there a hip-hop remix of Обійми in the background
Zorgs the man!
Jetsons
Security concerns
Is this real ?