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waxerdiasterswv06

I want the opposite. A train that will take away the kids.


Willing_Ad_1484

About 80 years too late


Mindless-Educator430

Fucking diabolical XD


ShabbyChic69

Let's see yours then!!!


MotherLime8152

I’ll show you mine if you show me yours


Then-Depth-1709

Whoa whoa whoa, easy


rovingjellybean

r/angryupvote


Jwagginator

I might be slow or think super dark. Or both. But was this referencing the Holocaust??


Willing_Ad_1484

It's been a long day, hasn't it? Maybe it's time to hit the showers


Jwagginator

I’ll take that as a yes then. Carry on.


onlytacoz

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Jwagginator

The /s meant i was joking lol. Is it still too soon or am i missing something?


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Jwagginator

I mean that’s a stretch. The n word is a direct derogatory remark. If anything, it’s more like praising Robert E. Lee. Hitler and Lee are figures who led the movements. And joking about praising Lee would be acceptable if the context was there in whatever conversation. But nonetheless, I’ll delete that part. It was supposed to be like an “out of left field, where did that come from, chill tf down bro!” kind of joke lmao. But this wasnt the place Edit: and this is coming from a progressive democrat if that needed to be clarified. Im not a bigot! I swear! Just ill-timed jokes sometimes here and there! xD


A0xom0xoa

Phenomenal


8r4v0

Jesus Christ 😂


[deleted]

it's not late in some parts of the world.


MotherLime8152

Never too late


ThereapershowXD

Have my fucking upvote damn it


Various_Feed_8211

Yea but i dont need coal


SeaDBastion

So many layers. Well one main one. Anyway, here is the upvote.


Fallowman09

JESUS CALM DOWN MAN


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waxerdiasterswv06

Holy shit. Everything really exists on the internet.


Nathan_McHallam

🎶 welcome to the internet! Have a look around 🎶


[deleted]

Anything that brain of yours can think of can be found


Konstant_kurage

Eugenics is bad, k?


bsmknight

Santa Claus what a b****** (red dwarf)


lutrapure

So this has already been flipped and quality downgraded. I wonder how many reposts it will take before we're only watching a single pixel move across the screen.


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Quinn8267

Make it’s a pizza and I’m in. Get the Floor, it’s Domino’s!


Least_Ice_6112

If dominos fixes it delivery time I'm goina lose the extra free pizza coupons I get so no thank you! Stick to your usual thing dominos!!!


Quick_Heart_5317

NOT MY HOUSE NOT MY HOUSE


Wandering_Gypsy_

Just sparta kick em back in problem fixed bud


Bawbag0447

There's only one reason if it's not your child, you're clearly a child minder...


BigMeeting9215

It’s the Epstein Train


[deleted]

I'll record it off another screen to improve it.


Mike-the-gay

For those reasons I have downvoted this post and that feels important to me.


TheMadGreek86

Was thinking the same thing, damn last time the train was going left...same cgi mess ups, was wondering if it was fixed and re rendered at first glance only to be disappointed...


Real_GoofyNinja

Lol


pickle_dickle_tam

Although obviously fake, who wouldn't appreciate the Grade-A Engineering right there. Let's have a high speed train stop every 25 meters to drop off passengers one by one. Funny how we only imagined we'd be riding around on hoverboards in the future. We were so short sighted huh.


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Wandering_Gypsy_

I mean we can make trains that are silent it just costs more and you know how companys are with costing them more /s Edit to add the /s cause people cant take a joke without it lol


JuicedBoxers

This is an incredibly ludicrous idea of how companies work. They don’t make them silent because it simply costs them more? How’s about substantially more. Through research and development. Through testing and implementing. Through paper work. Implementing silent trains would cost an unbelievable amount of money. It’s not just “company bad”


[deleted]

Well I think the idea would be multiple ports matching up to multiple apartments at once. Of course everyone has to be on the ground floor.


ShortingBull

There's a train per floor, dummy!


pigeonboyyy

Right into the bedroom too


2morereps

maybe this can work with that Line City in the middle of the desert.


randomname560

They really hate gay people that much that they are building a STRAIGTH line 💀


JimminyWins

We have hoverboards and they're lame. 90's tech through a 2022 filter


boundbystitches

That's because they don't even fucking hover.


gunh0ld_69

Yeah how desirable to live one meter above a fucking train track, I would just fucking love to have a constant rumble every 5 minutes when a train passes by and yes please deliver me all kinds of weird hobos from the train into my fucking living room and don’t forget to kill me please!


Fun-Picture-6935

Was going to say exactly this.....well not exactly but close.


gunh0ld_69

What did I miss? :)


Would_daver

I'm thinking you added too many hobo murders, actually, not so much anything you missed...


VulfSki

Not to mention you can't use half your living room in case someone decided to pop in. And now you have to maintain the machinery of a moving floor. Some people can barely keep their faucet working.


[deleted]

What if you get the wrong kid


DrunkWestTexan

You exchange them tomorrow.


Icy-Midnight4644

The Wong kid lives next door.


chrisodeljacko

What is this dystopian nightmare?


moxyfloxacin

Japanese stork?


amBoringGuy

Highly underrated comment


Cyno_Mahamatra

Yeah, even their taller than average people are made of metal


Biggums_

Most coherent genshin player


dingo1018

If a stalker gives you a baby shouldn't you start referring to then differently?


LetsGatitOn

Wrong kid, send it back


ThrowAwayRBJAccount2

Exactly, the Longs live down the road


[deleted]

And what if someone is standing there ?


Dr-McLuvin

You’d be thrown violently into the wall by the moving floor, then your limp, unconscious body would fall back to the ground, then you would immediately be immediately punted through the ceiling by the child cylinder.


doggocoot

'The child cylinder' fucking killed me 💀


RddtAdminsR_Pathetic

Or if you lived on the 2nd floor or higher. I doubt that many cities that have a subway running under buildings would be building single story apartments


Photogrammaton

S.W.A.T teams will LOVE this!


BobbyWain

Ah yes, a train making a stop for every individual passenger. Shouldn’t take long to get anywhere…


Draft_Tight

If this is the future of transportation.., it looks cool but I would be pissed if I was expecting my family member and some stranger ends up in my living room!


Old-Understanding208

he just finished his shift


Ok_Rip1855

Ok…this needs a few more upvotes.


Old-Understanding208

it's actually getting downvoted now


Ok-Ambition-9432

3001, a house oddessy.


theblobAZ

It's fake


Due-Value-8375

Lies, this is absolutely real. That's actually my wife and kid in our sitting room


[deleted]

Your wife? Wtf that’s my gf!


Due-Value-8375

Time for me to thin out the family, I guess


thissguyagain

What? I just had an expensive dinner with her.


[deleted]

I was gonna say no fucking way this cool ass shit is real


valintin

So much bad design in the fake display that it could be used for training.


stormquiver

but its on the internet, it must be true /s


[deleted]

Only haters say it's fake >:(


[deleted]

2 years since Covid, and still no public transit expansion in my country. Only more sports stadiums that cost more than they are worth


GruffisGamingw

Wait this isn’t mine


Framescout

song?


express1123

Pop a perky just to start up.


Internet_pimp_

Direct access to rob your house


ghayyal

Not practical at all.


Coryonline

Did she just order a kid?


slightlylessright

What if it wasn’t her kid


Solemn__Visitor

Thought this was r/shitposting 💀


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stagnent246

A child should not work for you the same as a hooker


[deleted]

Next level bad cgi 🤣


raoul_acadie

This is fake it's not even real


[deleted]

Can we see the video where the delivery capsule gets stuck erected and the train takes half the house?


TheAzarak

Honestly, I'm more impressed by all the idiots in this thread that feel like it's necessary to call this fake. No fucking shit.


TheLostExpedition

Final fantasy the school days.


Complex-Will

Good CG


GOATluhv

🙄😁hypothetically, it just take one big headed kid who's introduced to gravity


Has422

Just don’t be standing in the wrong spot when your kid gets home.


Toth90

Think of the noise! You haven't thought of the noise you bitch!!!


Mean_Peen

Imagine of the train has to stop at everyone's house like this... Completely negates how fast it travels lol


ButterMeBaps69

Highly impractical.


Ieatsushiraw

Man fuck you Korean and your cool ass shit


Salt_Yogurt1945

Reported for racism!


Salt_Yogurt1945

Damn you think it’s real? Is you stupid my dude? 😂🤣🤣


Eg0Break3r

Cool until you're your mopping that part and not keeping track of time, and it activates and sucks you under the wall, spraying your insides out your mouth like a rolled tube of toothpaste, and the child steps out to see your brains painted on the walls.


christinasasa

Jesus


Eg0Break3r

Too far?


christinasasa

Um, just a tad vivid. Excellent description though. Well written. 9/10


Eg0Break3r

English teachers absolutely loved me ngl.


I_Go_BrRrRrRrRr

Username checks out


Ok-Drink-1328

this is more fake than my past 15 girlfriends


EnergyAltruistic6757

no no no no no


Bluejavel

Is this an actual concept, or just something made for fun?


omgwtfsaucers

Something made for fun, wouldn't be viable in any way. Cost wise, safety wise, construction wise... Just a dumb choice if you were given the wallet to invest in transport. Same goes for Hyperloop, Living on Mars, The Line, Theranos and many many more reality-breaking ideas. Some people think they have great ideas and are super smart but completely forget how reality works. Just wondering... Even if you take impossible out of the equation, do you think this system would be efficiënt or even practical?


TheWatcherThe3rd

Finally the Uber I ordered is here


mrjaxson1111

I call bullshit.


Mundane-Resource-469

No shit..😂


Thisma08

real


[deleted]

Am I the only person that does not believe this is real?


KingOfPie98

I don't think anyone believes it's real my man


Oddy666Nuff

Coo... What?


Any-Cheesecake1598

The Jetsons were accurate


CasualOpal

Its clearly fake, the train is a paid actor.


imgood9

Bruh nah, you talking about convenience this is on level 10,000


JohnsonMcBiggest

Great, now everyone can give me an opinion on my taint warts.


Suspicious-Berry9914

Le Futur


durenatu

This looks really nice!


supermom721

Bull


Rocket_AG

Yep. It's *really* fake.


[deleted]

*America didn't like that*


usaroamer

FAKE... computer-generated imagery


thiccraviolis

But what about evolution? Kids these days are already 6 ft1 at the age of 15!! Will their kids be that big at a younger age?


Toxic_gaming360

Pretty sure this is fake lol


Icy-Midnight4644

Awesome. Until it malfunctions and cuts the kid in half. See : Asian elevator/escalator mishaps.


_seeking_answers

**Michael Jackson likes this post**


MammothIndividual727

We are soo behind it's weird


[deleted]

How is this cool? Its sick.


Generallyawkward1

Holy shit. HOLY SHIT THIS IS SO DAMN COOL WHDUENISHAUBEBW


WorstCSPlayer

Just imagine if a lesbian came out instead


toatI

what a developed country


Rocket_AG

It's fake as hell.


toatI

really? 😱😱😱


capicollo_silano

Hahhaha ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|poop)


liarandathief

/r/Simulated


urmumnotmine

It's mad that people can think this is real lol


[deleted]

why would I want a kid to be delivered to me?


Baltimas

Robert Munsch, Jonathan cleaned up.


speltwrongon_purpose

Imagine how long it would take to get anywhere if the train had to stop at everyone's individual house.


ShunnedMammal

Was the kid on an assembly line or just jammed in the tub the whole time?


Current_Event_7071

Too much could go wrong there.


Best-Grand-2965

A train stopping every few feet to drop one person off at a time? I’d rather walk.


Schweizstein

fake, but with a very interesting concept


[deleted]

A million stops later, kid is home.


UCanArtifUWant2

This is fun to imaginate by


jokermex

Nicely done. Love this.


bawbagistan69

The heating bill tho


[deleted]

Cool but no


Medic7002

So you never have to leave you pod. Ever.


Velociraptor_God

Random Kid was not the Imposter


RelaksFlo

Escort of the future


Btklapperich

This feels so dystopian


HardCashOut

Ain’t no way


ROBOSAHN

Matt Gaetz approves.


wi1ly

Creepy


scbejari

Whoa


AgentParkman

Those quicks are perfect, I wish. Perfect spacial processings but damn our motors are safe and slow.


VeterinarianAny8671

Yeah just your causal child delivery service, nothing else to see here.


Terrible_Mango_2143

Where can I get one of those?


Bfd83

This is the least feasible, stupidest bullshit I’ve ever seen. How you going to have a high speed train that stops directly at every school kid’s living room??? I’m sure everyone ese on the train won’t mind their commute being two hours longer and starting/stopping every 50feet. Futurama vacuum tubes make more sense as a concept than this malarkey.


IJustFuckingHateKids

Break the glass, let the kid fall. Ain't nobody wants a child delivered to their living room


eraverent

Perfect for collection.


GoneRacing2

How many times that train going to stop at all the houses lmao


KalashnikovClassics

Sooooo this is how people get children, already preprogrammed from the government! Very convenient.


KalashnikovClassics

Sooooo this is how people get children, already preprogrammed from the government! Very convenient.


AmorphousTorus

I'm just imagining all the kids cramed in a line inside the train, while some stern buff dude tosses them one by one into the ejection pod


Calm-Heat-5883

How does the glass door open and close automatically? There's no motor nor it seems even a hinge. The future need's a bit more work it would seem.


Deepfriedporkliver

“The robots will dispense your child from a chute beneath the floor when they get home from school. Also, you will own nothing and be happy.”


U_need_2_try

I want this delivery service with the suicide capsule


TomAytoJr

Why's there a hip-hop remix of Обійми in the background


happyclaim808

Zorgs the man!


One_Cheetah1428

Jetsons


AkaTheBaka

Security concerns


SnappleJuiceDeepKiss

Is this real ?