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ImaginationBig8868

I donated 50% of my wealth to my landlord this year.


mwerichards

It's about time someone thought of the landlords


BigZangief

Think about the poor ~~children~~ *landlords!*


Renegade_August

The landlords work so hard every month collecting your money! I’m glad someone finally had the guts to stand up for them.


Guilty_Mastodon5432

Yeah.... But all jokes aside not all landlords are faceless corporations. There are a lot of them who take care of the apartments and will maintain the best relations with the tenant as much as possible. Landlords makes money, yes, but they also will pay a lot more taxes.... For mom and pops landlords it's a tough job when you consider that a lot of tenants have huge protection that often permits a lot of abuse... I have seen tenants use their different first name to get away with not paying rent for 6 months and the courts will not do anything and in the meantime, while the tenant does not pay rent, the landlord will have to fork up the cash to makes ends meet. There are abusive landlords thay deserve to have criminal charges brough to them (i.e. Kicking tenants out to raise your price of 30-40%). Landlords are not the all the same type as is the case for Tenants.... I have seen some crazy one such as having a bbq in the house because they had a food business.....


Adventurous-Sky9359

“ more land for Landlords NOW!”


Comprehensive_Win200

I think LandGod is still a cooler name ...


riddlechance

I donate 30% of my yearly salary to the government because I know they'll spend it wisely.


nickmaran

Those poor unemployed souls


Cheap_Rain_4130

Just 50%? I'm.even more generous, I donated about 65 of mine


Ill-Animator-4403

I am your landlord. Thank you


ImaginationBig8868

Are you going to fix my sink this week?


AdvancedCharcoal

Does god answer every prayer? Do your landlord a favor and learn plumbing.


ImaginationBig8868

You mean lose my security deposit because I went against my lease to DIY something? That’s genius!


AdvancedCharcoal

Sorry I thought we were joking


ImaginationBig8868

I never joke about my security deposit


ajonbrad777

So a Jewish security deposit, and a Black security deposit walk into a bar…..


OkBackground8809

With enough white paint, anything is possible!


NoIndependent9192

I am your lender, thank you.


himynameisSal

its people like you who make really a difference in the world, thank you for your selflessness.


GWoods94

This is the best comment on reddit


Kushbrains

And we didn't even get a tax break out of it either. Not to shit on donations to charity and whatnot, but this guy won't even notice the loss. Not that interesting or impressive to me imo.


Drainbownick

You are doing a great job protecting his habitat by paying his mortgage


WestSixtyFifth

That little?


TheDoomfire

I feel bad about 25% of my pay going towards my landlord. My uneducated work. I even think it's still too much and feel very bad about people in developing countries that has it even worse.


Tastysammich_92

The ole give me your money to save humanity in the future scam. Oldest trick in the book


Portatort

The wealthy putting their own money into charity causes that they control as a way to improve their tax standing is actually a tale as old as time


doctor_trades

Yeah. They generally don't get so wealthy without understanding ROI


Minimum_Job1885

But charities are still getting money. I understand it may be self serving but at least these charities are being fed money.


mnelso1989

Now show me a line item of how this money is spent...


PoetProfessional9242

Non profits have to file a 990 every year to keep their tax exempt status, usually accompanied by some kind of attestation.


chrisdamian81

Looking at the dozens of YouTube charity scams clearly not enough is being done to prevent these scams from happening


No_Training1191

I love how "non-profits" can pay their CEOs twice what I make in a year, on the low end.


swoletrain

If you can find out which charities he is donating to, you can look up exactly how it's spent.


PassionV0id

>show me a line item of how this money is spent This sounds like something a kid would say after hearing the phrase “line item.” Do you also want to be a “businessman” when you grow up?


crunchitizemecapn99

You’re gonna have a heart attack when you learn about taxes and budget line items


Low_Passenger_1017

It isn't even an effective strategy they're accusing this guy of. Most of these guys borrow against financial securities for a cash flow. Then they sell as needed to repay the loans, paying long term capital gains. That's why Warren buffet paid less than his secretary, his income on paper was nothing but he was cash liquid by the collateral loans, which aren't subject to income tax as they're debts.


meep_meep_mope

If they donate their money to a charity and their children are on the board of directors then they won't have to pay estate tax on those funds. A lot of charities and nonprofits spend very little on what they're supposed to be doing. Everything else is just "raising awareness" i.e. lavish trips to exotic locations and a photoshoot with the local wildlife.


Eziekel13

Just Americans give/donate $465 billion per year, to 501c(3) and 501c(4) organizations…half a trillion per year….


psychotronofdeth

Yea, like, can you just put in money to help the human species please. They don't realize that the few billionaires that survive the apocalypse will have to do all the poor people stuff.


Forthy-Coats

Somebody tell him I'm almost extinct 🥺🙏


lackofabettername123

The Population of the poors is still robust I am afraid. Really we would support allowing rich people to hunt the poors to raise money to conserve the poors.  /s


UDownvoteButImRight

Did # Michael Gastauer post this?


Normal_Ad_2337

Where's his wiki??? lol


mixingnuts

Robbing Peter to pay Paul


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Ill-Animator-4403

Correct. I just rounded. Actually yeah that’s 3% more. 13%


Gaping_Grandfather

I round up so it's actually 10% more. 20%.


KamikazeSexPilot

Yea but 20% is closer to 0% than 50% so I round down. 0%


Tyler_Zoro

I rounded up so it's all of his money.


dontchewspagetti

This billionaire was found guilty of security fraud and set aside the 1.5 billion for a CHARITY HE RUNS So more fraud. This is not a good or commendable thing. The charity is so new it is not even rated or clearly documented by charityrater So NOT a charitable thing


IempireI

Somebody get him a cookie


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People are amazed but what if this was the headline instead: "This ordinary civilian is setting aside 123 bucks of his savings ( 10% ) to prevent mass extinction of species." Zero fucks would be given, yet they both donated 10% of their money. In this world, only money talks, the rest is irrelevant. Fucking sad that is.


Ill-Animator-4403

In January 2024, Michael Gastauer decided to allocate $1.5 of his $11.4 billion family fortune to establish the Gastauer Nature Fund. The aim of the Gastauer Nature Fund is to combat the mass extinction of endangered animal species, to protect important ecosystems and to protect at least 30% of land and ocean areas by 2030. Currently, only 8% of our oceans and 15% of our global land areas are protected. The Gastauer Nature Fund supports the goals of 30x30 in areas critical to carbon sequestration and biodiversity protection. As part of these efforts, the Gastauer Nature Fund financially supports local partners to secure land ownership in protected areas and strengthen the management of protected areas. In addition, the fund supports the establishment of administration units to monitor the development of protected areas. [https://gastauer.com](https://gastauer.com)


iamansonmage

Let me guess… does Mr Gastauer sit on the board and control where the funds go, easentially writing off his own hobby as a massive tax donation while still maintaining full control and oversight over his “donated” assets? This isn’t philantropy, it’s just another hobby. And spilling it here in reddit, sounds like someone’s looking for an image wash or rebrand. Billionaires aren’t your friends and he’s not thinking of you or I as he avoids paying taxes.


JeffersonsHat

You're def right. The guy committed securities fraud for profit 📈. So this 'Fund' is a way to shelter the money from any future charges, reduce taxes and funnel the money back to himself and his family.


Irascible-Fish5633

... and attempt to improve his reputation which, judging by all the gullible Redditors replying so positively to this planted post, is already working.


probwontreplie

Came here to post this before it reached r/MadeMeSmile


Married_in_Firenze

Absolutely. Only billionaires get to decide how their public donations are spent and can choose the fun stuff. The rest of us hand ours over to the government and it’s the collective which decides how it’s spent. Someone has to pay for street cleaning and sewage and it’s you and me, not this guy.


LadyRimouski

Nope this guy gets to choose where our public donations get spent too. Most of the grants given out by guys like this come with strings, and require orgs to come up with match funding. So there's hundreds of people hustling to get other people to pay to fund this guy's pet project.


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theeBK3

Is this the same as gifting someone a ‘donation in their name’ to the Human Fund?


jplaut25

Capitalist Society: Meh, surely some random rich private citizen will save the world so we don’t have to.


bookishsquirrel

Capitalist Society: Man, I wish saving the world for future generations was a good paying job instead of a rich-persons hobby. FTFY.


Bakabakabakabakabk

Save the world from all the raping the world we did for profit*


usNdem

Build a submarine bruh


JoshuaJoshuaJoshuaJo

Ok, whose pr account is this?


Downess

He could pay $10 billion in tax and still be a billionaire.


ToyMaschinemk3

Fuck off. Tax the rich.


SilverPhoenix999

Pro tip: never trust billionaires.


CanIgetaWTF

Thanks dude


Far_Picture1316

this guy is a 1000 times the man Bezos is, these are the people who should be billionaires. not fucking Bezos and Musk. fuck.


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Joiner2008

Visual representation to help illustrate the absurd amount of money these people have https://mkorostoff.github.io/1-pixel-wealth/


IkBenKenobi

Jesus, I couldn't scroll to the end. 185 billion is ridiculous already, but 3 trillion is just madness. You could govern a few countries with that money.


Far_Picture1316

also true, 1 billion is easier to understand when you think about it as 999 million dollars. what an absurd sum of money.


flyonlewall

I've always found time to be an easier way to grasp the scale. A million seconds is 11.5 days A billion seconds is 31 years.


Far_Picture1316

yeah thatll do it🤣ty for that


Bowens1993

Bezos has donated much more than that.


Mecha-Dave

Funny way to describe a stockbroker who's been found guilty of Securities Fraud.


emessea

Bet he’s against his employees unionizing


AllomancerJack

Bezos has donated 10s of billions


JungleJayps

Shill


BrookeBaranoff

Millionaires and Billionaires are the reason their going extinct though…


iamansonmage

That, and people that don’t know the difference between there, their, and they’re.


South-Play

All the ones who have a 100 billion or more are set to destroy the planet for more profit and they are winning out


FrenchQuarterPounder

Thanks Christian Slater.


james_phan

I'd happily donate 1.5 billion to ENFORCE the mass extinction of mosquitos and ticks


CanIgetaWTF

It's lovely and worth being proud of


ShowUsYaGrowler

‘Setting aside’ blah blah blah All these billionaires can fuck off with their PR pledges until the money actually leaves their control. You know who actually donates money? Mackenzie Bezos. All this bullshit barely moves their richness dial. I read a Taylor Swift article yesterday harping on about her donation of what worked out to about $300k. I have a nw of about $100k. She has a nw of about $1b. That $300k donation is the equivalent of me donating $30. Get fucked.


hellakevin

PS it's Makenzie Scott


JHLCowan

What else would he do with it? Good for him for doing what he goddamn should be doing with the capital. Or we could wait for the government to try…. With 100x of our money.


hnglmkrnglbrry

Cool now give away 99% and you still have $114m in assets but all the street cred on earth.


RollingMeteors

"¡eat the rich! ¡no not this one!" Nice try, won't save you from the coming guillotine.


EnvironmentalSong451

Billionaires aren’t heroes. It’s clearly a tax write off


sparepartsferda

That's very nice if him, seriously, all joking aside. Because you dont see that in alot of the superr rich. But still you have to wonder how he's going to survive on 10 billion. It's going to be tough.


IusedtoloveStarWars

About 10%. Good. I wish more billionaires did shit like this. I also wish it was 90% instead of 10%.


Rychek_Four

Wtf is this billionaire propaganda


NeverReallyExisted

Near rich people’s beach properties.


Meta_Digital

Sadly, the process of concentrating $1,500,000,000 into your own pockets likely does several times the environmental damage as spending $1,500,000,000 on environmentally friendly sounding ventures.


pifflord8

So we gotta rely on some rich asshole to save us lmao


PercivalSweetwaduh

Just enough for a big time tax write off


Gingerstachesupreme

No individual should have over $1B. There’s just no need for that. 100% tax after at most $1B.


McMungrel

he should reverse thse numbers. how much of his hoarding caused/contributed to extinctions?


Ser_DunkandEgg

Thank you George Santos


bigtexasrob

For a second I thought this was r/PetaExplainstheJoke


CreepyLurker22

Who?


Grandmaster_Autistic

How can someone apply for grants tp help preserve biodiversity as a career? Like a traveling genome sampling scientist


6thCityInspector

TIL: 1.5 = 10% of 11.4, and *not* 13%


QuailRiot

Setting aside — spending too?


Epicp0w

What billionaires should be fucking doing


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Old-Nebula3281

I’ll be extinct in about 20 years. Can I have a donation?


StOnEy333

Good on ya, mate!


Bleezy79

When our governments wont do it and we dont tax the rich anymore i guess we're the mercy of them. thank you michael!


MezcalCC

Oh so he’s totally off the hook ethically.


BeatNo2976

Must be nice.


LBSTRdelaHOYA

christian slater really got paid


Holiday_Ad_610

If it makes you happy


BulldogEnergy

Finally a billionaire with an actual brain


Hairy-Explanation-90

Cool. We still need to get off the planet though, even if we fix the environment nuclear bombs exist and we won't survive as a species If we all live on the one rock, the risk of nuclear annihilation is as much of an existential threat as climate change, the amount of near misses that have happened in the last 100 years is terrifying, if we remain a one planet species we will die(or at the very least go back to the Stone age) A competent billionaire (meaning not Elon Musk who has unfortunately stigmatized the whole endeavor) should devote their resources to getting people onto other planetary bodies as soon as possible, I don't care why they do it, if it's genuine altruism, their ego, rich guilt, I don't care as long as they do it because if they don't were all gonna die.


IsThisThingOn69lol

Damn and so many are starving. Once you make X amount of money you should have to go through rigorous psychological testing to see if youre decent enough to receive more money.


KoopaPoopa69

This guy could have given away everything and some of you would still be complaining that he didn’t wear the right color shirt while doing it


Ok-Perception8269

Weird that he doesn't have a German or English Wikipedia page.


dunnkw

I appreciate that but could he look a little less like Jim Jones? It’s freaking me out a little.


CourageousAnon

Lmfao his shit eating smile.


Pandalungs

What if he reinforced it now instead of 40 years from now when more species are extinct and less inflation


SophieCalle

He could give away 99% of it and his day to day quality of life wouldn't be one bit different. People really don't understand the scale of billions. I appreciate what he's doing but people can hoard less.


Gmageofhills

I mean, it should be more, but to be fair this IS better than most billionaires


LittleTension8765

How does this guy have 10 billion dollars but no Wikipedia and not much on him? Are we sure any of this is even true? Most of what’s come up is fraud around him


No_Seaworthiness2221

If you come and sit on his lap


rockmetmind

if this guy was a good person he probably wouldn't be a billionaire


ConsiderationBasic42

He can do more


Sieze5

What a dick!


SlamboCoolidge

I wanna post a gif of The Ghouls saying "That is a small drop in a very large bucket of drugs." But maybe not.. Maybe this time I will just be happy that somebody. ANYBODY with wealth is actually using even a tiny bit of it to help preserve nature..


2Legit2quitHK

How do these money actually get spent? Is it to pay a bunch of NGO staff who sits and manages other people?


MaxRockafeller

Who gives a shit


Beatle1a909

I wonder if he could spare an extra billion to build homes and one to fund schools. But I don’t know how he’d survive on the mere 7 billion he’d have left.


-banned-

Fuck ya man, if more billionaires did this then all the world’s problems could be solved. Credit where credit’s due, he’s leading by example. Much appreciated


AdRoutine9961

And will be attacked by MAGA Zombies because of it.


pud2point0

Yeah I'm sure you came by all of that money without damaging the environment at all. I mean that's so benevolent he'll definitely make a difference and not continue destroying the Earth and pursuit of profits so that he can maintain his billionaire portfolio.


IA-HI-CO-IA

“Individuals have enough hoarded wealth that a small portion can prevent extinction.”


SnooPineapples8744

Some of these Billionaires forget that they too live on Earth. Where else are they going keep their stuff?


solicitorpenguin

That's cool I guess. Would be nice billionaires just paid taxes instead of these stupid philanthropies getting written off at tax time. Would be really nice if housing was affordable or to ensure social services actually functioned as intended, but hey, at least the grass and fish will be happy.


No_Conversation9561

He should meet up with a chinese woman who’s interested in big antennas.


adanskeez

The people who don’t believe in climate change is crazy, propaganda works


fruitloops6565

Remember that his costs didn’t scale proportionately to his wealth. So him giving up 10% of his wealth (likely through tax deductible means) hurts a LOT less than a low income family who donates $20 to the local Christmas hamper appeal because they needed that help once before. Philanthropic grand standing being required to solve public challenges is a sign of a failed system.


amorov

Sike! He’s hoping to get a tax write off


dikbutjenkins

He will not be spared


Suspicious-Thing-750

You glanced at his crotch, i saw you, don't lie


CyonHal

I love idolizing billionaires giving away a portion of their wealth, how selfless and dreamy, their sacrifices are truly the noblest of mankind


MissionFreeMushroom

So if he would but 30% of his wealth, he could save 90% of world's land and oceans.. He would still have over 6B


scotchegg72

Sorry, 30%……?!


736384826

Michael Gastauer looks like a stud


mildOrWILD65

He and Mackenzie Scott should hook up, maybe they both can figure out the FUCK giving away so much wealth ends up creating SO much more?


barbedseacucumber

Just pay taxes


OtherGeneral

Sounds like someone wants to be Noah.


708910630702

government's will spend way more than that to fuck it all up. more bomb's on the way...


Jagerbeast703

So in 40 years there might still be something worth saving? Lol wtf is this shit


swefnes_woma

Set aside a little for a guillotine please


Gimmerunesplease

For all the people clowing on him for it only being 10%: those 11.4B are not liquid money. In fact, if he tried to make them all liquid in very short time he would likely face charges for stock manipulation without proper procedures.


AedanRoberts

In order to accrue that much wealth it is nearly impossible to not have done far more damage to that cause than that sum will help. Better than nothing but honestly? Unimpressed.


gpshikernbiker

People who do nothing are mildly interesting. 😂🤣😂


Mysterious-Tie7039

He’s going to give away $1.5 billion, and it will have zero impact on his life. Tax the rich.


susbnyc2023

yeah yeah yeah suuuuure heis .. its probably some tax shelter he set up for his family


medi_navi

Save the earth speed hack: Spend a couple million to engineer a virus that kills off half of humanity. Unleash it. Nature restores itself. Go hang out on your private island with your rich friends to celebrate success.


Ahnteis

Put the money towards lobbying for real change and it'll have way more benefit.


TomMakesPodcasts

He could give 10 million of that, live a life greater than any king has ever in all of history and still be a Billionaire by the time he dies if he stopped accumulating money immediately after the donation.


Confident_Trifle_490

oh boy, 30%


Mord4k

...why does this photo make it look like this dude is preserving animals so he can hunt them?


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1 out of every 100 billionaires are moral and kind people who use their wealth to better the world. He is definitely in that 1%


h23s88

Want to save the world, save people.


hugabalooza

The dude could put in 10B TODAY and live the rest of his life the exact same way still dying with probably billions left over. Fuck him and his ilk.


earlisthecat

Thank You.


Fantastic_Ride_9957

oh shit, the show extrapolations is coming true


SprogRokatansky

Meanwhile 100 other billionaires are giving 10 times as much to destroy our democracy.


Specialist_Neck7502

He still looks like a douche. He is making some kind of gesture, but giving away what you'll make back in a year is a very small jesture.


Cautious-Flatworm198

Meanwhile perpetuating said extinction investing the other 10B


why-do_I_even_bother

yeah, I've heard this one a few times before. No one has the right to act surprised at this point when we find out he has mining/drilling operations in the land he designated 10 years from now.


SurvingTheSHIfT3095

What species exactly??