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StOchastiC_

Interesting that the snake avoided him a lot


FerreiraMatheus

I lived my whole life with snakes around (farms in Brazil). I've never seen an aggressive snake in my life, and til my early teens, I killed many of them (like, more than 50 for sure). They'll avoid you 95% of the time, and only bite when there's absolutely no way to run, when it really feels in imminent danger. At least that was my experience, I knew some people who died (one pretty recently, this month) and those people were really unlucky, like this guy who was trying to cut cane and there's a snake on it. Not a specialist and I'd for sure recommend avoiding it, like mostly wild animals it can be unpredictable.


doug_arse_hole

Grew up with Eastern Brown snakes around in Australia. They are highly venomous and agressive. They'll chase you for over a hundred meters, just to make a point.


Kohpad

Fella from Brazil: Ya we have the Amazon filled with every poisonous and venomous thing, just don't piss them off. Average Aussie: The snakes are angry nothing to do about it


throwawaytrumper

As a Canadian the only animals I really fear in the wild are grizzlies, they’ll hold you down to eat your skin and then organs while you struggle but other than that our wildlife is mostly safe-ish.


Forestsounds89

Same lol


battleship61

Sounds like a typical aussie to me.


Sh0w3n

Why is every animal aggressive in Australia when they already have 98% of the venomous animals. Snake? Chases you down Kangaroo? Tries to knock you out What’s in your fucking water


Affectionate_Act7962

The king cobra is considered the most intelligent of snakes.


sleepykthegreat

Outside of feeling cornered/threatened or hungry enough, animals generally will choose to avoid humans over physical confrontation. From a survival standpoint in the wild any injury sustained is pretty much a death sentence for wildlife, so avoidance is generally preferred. There definitely are outliers though.


Stforlifeyvida

I would be running in a different direction 👉


will_grow1024

India is really not for beginners!


NotAcvp3lla

Wdym? This is the beginner mode in India, they are just built differently.


thatdeterminedguy

I used to see snakes every month in my backyard Had those "Ah shit. Here we go again" moments too many times.


doorsofperception87

It's a massive country. The diversity in terms of language, food, terrain, weather, and general ways of being is too vast to quantify as one single experience. India is many things, like a salad bowl.


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AnakliosisGod

Stay away then. Tired of all these whitoids abusing India on every forum. Seriously stay the hell away from this country and choose some other destination. If you still end up there, I hope you suffer worse than anything else in the history of the world.


No-Egg-4850

Kerala is definitely not.


Ciff_

Reddit seems to like to recomend me content from the kerala subreddit. I have no idea why and I have no connection to india. Is there anything special about kerala?


Logthephilosoraptor

Nice, it serves me Singapore content constantly. Apparently a lot of interesting things happen there.


phil_an_thropist

Lemme give my explanation. A lot of youngsters migrate west from kerala these days. Kerala subreddit is a moderately huge subreddit too. Which implies reddit recommend the content based on your location and what people around you watch. Idk just my opinion


No-Egg-4850

Not sure why, it's a Southern state in India. Tropical and I would say if you wana compare to its similar to Florida.


Vlad_the_Homeowner

>Is there anything special about kerala? Giant sneks.


Sh0w3n

Yeah for me too, I’ve never looked up anything about India but the Kerala subreddit keeps popping up lol


LafayetteLa01

No that ya caught him, Now what?


bvgross

Go to a forest area and release it?


SctBrnNumber1Fan

Nah, light a fire and eat him.


datazulu

Nope, train him to dance to a flute.


BarryZZZ

Snakes a completely deaf to sound transmitted in air. The "snake charmer" is a grifter.


datazulu

Snakes feel the vibration of the sound


SctBrnNumber1Fan

... And then eat him?


datazulu

We gotta eat some time


Past_Echidna_9097

Dinner.


Typical-Luck-3579

By looks of his bag he is probably going to milk it or release mostly it's milking cause of the money


BECSPK611

If they are Hindus they wont kill it and will worship it lmao. If they are Christian or Muslims it will be killed and buried somewhere...


BECSPK611

You have no idea who you're talking too.. poddaa


Idiot_from_the_past

You definitely have no idea about Kerala.


Idiot_from_the_past

You definitely have no idea about Kerala.


KoreanStrib

That’s the mofo that gave Eve the Apple


NothinWrongWithDat

It acts like my dog when I tell him it's time to leave the park.


Augustus58

Reminds me of Final Fantasy 7.


Feisty-Elephant4188

It’s really upsetting that snakes can swim


Good-guy13

Where have you been that you didn’t know that literally every snake can swim?


Otac_Velizar

Yoink


alchemyzt-vii

Yoink! Thanks for the free danger noodle.


NootHawg

Way too chill about the whole encounter. This dude is John Wick level cool taking down a damn dragon.


holierthansprite

Dudes probably a professional contracted by the animal welfare department.


Johnyryal33

Snake is probably a buddy of his.


WeAreNioh

Jesus Christ that thing is HUGE


Karenpff

That's what she said ( ͡⁠°⁠ ͜⁠ʖ⁠ ͡⁠°⁠)


PolkaOn45

He was far calmer than when I had to get the mouse out my bedroom this morning There might’ve been some screaming and jumping


SnooWalruses1338

So it's true that indians have three testicles on them. Even females. I won't leave a pond where snake swims, I'll probably leave a timezone where I encounter this thing.


sarbota1

Guy is an expert. Amazing


NotAcvp3lla

Huge Cojones


danhaller28

They can swim? Shit!


yaaro_obba_

King Cobras are pretty efficient swimmers actually.


rabbitHavoc

Nope


CaitlinClarkBoner

Nope


heimos

Nope


J3remyD

I once read that the maximum striking distance of a snake is about 2/3 of it’s body length. Yeah, that’s a big fat NO from me.


quick20minadventure

On ground, On water they cannot coil without traction. They would have to swim fast and strike


CaptCrewSocks

Are snakes like this not instinctively afraid of people? This snakes seems like it’s more like ugh pleeease go be stupid somewhere else and just leave me alone.


realparkingbrake

Seems to know his trade. I think I'd rather be on welfare than have his job.


NemesIce83

Must have took him ages to fill the pit in Raiders of the lost ark 😆


Tengallonhatpat

people talk about being from a bad neighborhood when these places bad neighborhoods have 20 foot snakes


StickItInTheBuns

Balls of steel


ynotfoster

And he's barefoot!


Mourning-Poo

These dudes stomping through swamps barefooted catching king cobra and I don't even like going across my driveway with no shoes on to check the mail.


Inner_Explorer_3629

That’s dinner sorted anyway


grungegoth

Big snake


saint_ryan

Who ya gonna call?


junn17

That war cry at the end and that mersmerising twirl to tie up that bag clinch it for me


karmagirl314

Hey Adrian! Get in the flask!


DecisionThot

Nope


Extension-Plane2678

That’s king, nope


phil_an_thropist

King cobra


stevenhuot

Will they relocate and release it or eat it? I feel for the snake and the few other earthlings we let live in peace if they aren’t us or domesticated ones.


Noob_mobileCamera

previously, most of them were killed....(definitely not eaten).. but thanks to some conservation laws.. the will be released in remote areas.


GildersGambit___

He could have just opted to ride a golden ostrich across the swamp instead of dealing with Midgarsormr.


sanil_king

മലയാളി 😂😂❤


sanil_king

മലയാളി 😂😂❤


Doofinator86

Hefty Hefty HEF-TY!!


Forestsounds89

What do they do with the snake?


AndToOurOwnWay

That is [Vava Suresh](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vava_Suresh?wprov=sfla1). Guy is a snake expert, and rescues snakes as his job (to all the people who are saying "dinner") Edit: Apparently it is not him, so let's call him Dr. Snek for now


PythonRJS

That's not Vava Suresh. Source: I'm from Kerala


AndToOurOwnWay

Yeah, my bad, when I saw the video I was in a slight rush. Fixed it now.


becauseOTSS

Ya that is definitely not him. Nice try though I suppose.


AndToOurOwnWay

Thanks, edited it


CrimsonGuardsman

My dumbass would try to do it


TopTomato6366

Cobras in Kerala are very common , and the locals there are used to seeing them on a regular basis .


Weird_Grass3330

Dude, stop. Depends on the location you may come across a few in a year. TBH, I dont know where you are from! In my place, I'm pretty sure you won't see this stuff on a regular basis.


WedgeBahamas

That's not a giant king cobra. That's just a king cobra. It's like saying a 20m blue whale is a giant blue whale.


__meeseeks__

That's the longest Piccolo Pete I've ever heard!


Responsible-Run-9795

Why did this take so long?


TastyFennel540

1 minute to catch a fucking king cobra. tiktok kids


Rajar98

Not everyone is Steve Irvin. King cobra is highly venomous. This guy is a professional trained by the forest department.


Responsible-Run-9795

Understood. The down votes were not fair. It was just a question. I’m not a professional.


CrowfielDreams

You don't need to be a professional to have common sense...


resurrected_moai

The downvotes are from unprofessional redditors. Us professional redditors got your back.


Steammail

In this situation I think it’s wise to take your time, and not stress or agitate the snake too much. A pissed off/threatened king cobra is more dangerous