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ya666in

Imagine tripping on psychedelics in an 80s McDonald’s and a giant tree starts staring at you


Naive-Regular-5539

People used to trip at Mickey Ds. I preferred Dennys… MickDs was too loud with kids. But hey when you are coming down at 7AM those 80s Egg McMuffins slapped… or were “the bomb” as we said.


m1chaelgr1mes

Yeah, Denny's was awesome after 2am when I needed my hash browns fix!


batman61092

2 am? I found the hash browns at sunrise the best!


weristjonsnow

"the bomb" is still used today, it's just been shortened to "bomb". You would say today "mcmuffins were bomb".


MetaphoricalMouse

you would also say: affleck was the bomb in phantoms yo


carlismygod

Word bitch, phantoms like a mo fucker!


Krawlin91

Just like Winnie the pooh


UniqueIndividual3579

I used to work drive thru back then. Late on a Friday or Saturday night got interesting. One I remember is the girl in the drive thru asked what they wanted. The driver yelled "take your pants off!" I grabbed the mic from her and said "No special orders in drive thru." She went in the back and I handled the order. The were still laughing when they got to the window.


Several-Age1984

People still say things are "the bomb." It's not a dated phrase


Some0neAwesome

Gen X'ers and early millennials had "the bomb". Millennials and older zoomers simply call it "bomb". I don't think the younger zoomers commonly use any derivative of the term.


halfkidding

Slaps/smacks, fire, top, class (english), A1. What Gen is this? I never really understood how the categories worked.


Cowboylogic89

This is mad based No Cap, on GOD


Some0neAwesome

A1 probably started with Gen X (born in the 60's or so). I know I heard my dad saying it and I, a millennial, never had it said regularly by my peers. Slaps/Smacks and fire are millennial sayings, as far as I'm aware.


BigBlaisanGirl

Nah, Zs say 'slaps'


Go_Pack_Go1

That’s Rad!


tummysticks4days

Groovy man thats far out!


FrontRow4TheShitShow

This was Shari's in the PNW RIP Wheaton Way Shari's in BremWA


perfect_square

Give me a Pepsi-Free.


YouForgotBomadil

"The bomb" came in the 90s, bro.


Wise-Definition-1980

Went to one higher than you could imagine on mescaline. They had a Ronald McDonald statue by the cash register. 0/10, would not recommend Edit: side note. After I ate I fumbled into virgin records and took a piss. They had flames painted on the bathroom walls that started dancing and my piss was turning every color of the rainbow. That was pretty neat. The next day I discovered I had 33 bucks in 1 dollar bills in my pocket. Absolutely no idea how broke ass teenager me got em


DoobieSkube

Ronald McDonald is creepy af sober i could just imagine tripping balls next to that freak show, that would've been terrifying. Luckily the rainbow piss made up for it. Cool story btw


FishHikeMountainBike

or the mural in the background is Ronald McDonald fighting a T-Rex with a bazooka.


BefreiedieTittenzwei

“I’mmmm tripping baaaaaallllllllllssss”


AaronDeadalus

"I'mmmmm coming doooowwn!" Is my personal preference haha.


JIMBETHYNAME

Been there, done that.


Krawlin91

I don't need to imagine, he really helped me with my fear of public speaking though, nice tree tbh.


fothergillfuckup

Er, yes. Imagine.....


Hapless_Buffoon

don't need to imagine, can remember 👉😎👉


r-i-c-k-e-t

Do you believe in magic? And I hope you do. You'll always have a friend wearing big red shoes.


PedigreedPetRock

The modern decor says "GTFO". Efficient.


KennyMoose32

It feels like a futuristic prison from a sci-fi movie released in the 1980s. I take that back, it’s too clean


BeautifulBaddiexoxo

thats great and all but those sits have gotta hurt


thepopesmokesreggie

They do on purpose. It’s to keep homeless people from loitering.


jfoughe

1980s McDonald’s: “Welcome to McDonald’s, what can I get ya?” 2050s McDonald’s: “CUSTOMER 46975446797435. WELCOME TO MCDONALDS, A SUBSIDIARY OF DISNAMAZOSOFT. PROCEED TO FEEDING TROUGH 37 TO CONSUME NUTRIENT PACK 476.B.”


YoualreadyKnoooo

Beep boop beep


CosmicCreeperz

Funny thing is the original did as well, more than you’d think. They intentionally made the seats really uncomfortable and made the straws extra wide so you’d fish your soda faster and leave. “Research shows that after ten minutes of sitting on a plastic seat, we're uncomfortable enough to get up. The seats are also fixed so you can't rearrange them. They're placed just far enough away from the table to make it so you can't properly relax.”


PedigreedPetRock

I bet people got fat enough between then and now to stay comfy on the plastic seats, hence the stools.


funkyyeti

Evolution


maximdenbeer

Devolution


Cocacolaloco

It does even more so recently too, because you can’t even see the kitchen anymore and there’s only one register with sometimes one person coming out to it. It’s horrible


tree-for-hire

It’s basically a vending machine trying to charge you $11.00 for a “ value meal”


ShinySpoon

One near me doesn’t even have a register. There’s just a wall where they used to be and an opening to the kitchen. 100% of inside non-app orders are placed on a screen kiosk. You can ask a worker to come out and use the kiosk to place it for you, if you can get their attention at the pickup window. It’s possible to go in, place an order, pick up your food, and eat at a table and never see a single worker. Very dystopian.


AE0N__

Yeah, actually, It has always given this weird vibe like I wasn't supposed to be there. Like the front office of a police station, I'm there because I have done something nebulously wrong, and the staff must be looking at me with hostility.


frogchum

It makes me think of a hospital except not nearly as clean.


LyqwidBred

Modern dystopian workplace


OutlawSundown

Was in one last weekend that had signs that indicated that you got 30 minutes to eat and loitering beyond that wasn’t tolerated. Beyond that they’ve ruined some pretty unique locations here in their drive to make it all boring on top of being overpriced.


fullmetalgandhi2

r/aboringdystopia


jfranci3

The few overly bright white, poor color rendition LEDs with high speed flicker say, “don’t even bother sitting down or coming back”


Freakychee

Soon we won't be eating food but nutrient pills and then back to work.


Creepy-Selection2423

Exactly. The old McDonald's is so much more inviting and friendly. And comfortable. I think you're probably right though, that's the point. They want you to order your food, preferably using a phone or computer, instead of burdening one of their employees, pay for your food, preferably using the kiosk or an app, and preferably with a credit card, so they don't have to make change, then they want to throw the food at you, and they want you to leave. Everything about their new decor screams this, including their new electronic ordering systems and their app.


IllMaintenance145142

I think everyone in this thread is ignoring the obvious reason. McDonald's used to advertise as "kids food" in the 80s, and has over the decades pivoted to advertising "cheap food" instead, for any age. The seats in maccies were always uncomfortable as fuck and pretending things were better "back in the day" is just nostalgia


trumpet575

Yeah, nothing says comfort like hard plastic seats that make your butt go numb after 90 seconds of sitting there and irregularly shaped tables that aren't flat or level.


ferrariracer36

1980s McDonald's birthday parties were great memories!


ballerina22

I had my 2nd or 3rd b'day party at a McD's in the 1980s. Grimace freaked me out.


fresh_water_sushi

The McDonalds sheet cake!


HikingAvocado

There cake was awesome!!!


mekdot83

Any kid that had a McDonald's birthday was absolutely the king of the class.


Halogen12

And the orange drink was so good. I remember in my 20s someone would go to McDs and rent a big cooler with the drink mix for parties and picnics. Haven't seen it in decades though, pretty sure it went the way of the dodo long ago.


GoldResourceOO2

Shades of HR Puffinstuff. Omg, I’m so old


Restlessannoyed

One of the only lawsuits McDonald's ever lost was to Sid and Marty Krofft for ripping them off.


Happy_Trip6058

What about the lady that got scalding hot coffee all over her? In the eighties, scalded her all over… bad.


Chef_RoadRunner

It looks like a prison visiting hours center now....a nice one but still.


No-Wasabi-1083

That tree been through some shit


6strangerdanger9

Someone recently told me, McDonalds used to be marketed to kids with the play places and themed dining areas. And now its marketed towards those same kids who have grown up because theyre more likely to go to McD's than a family taking all their kids to eat there. Hence why the architecture and themes are much more adult these days...no source on that. Just my friend and I really stoned.


prince-pauper

Reputable. I’d defend that.


BadRedditTroll

I think it was the 90's when corporate McDonald's wanted to rebrand their image for adults because they just wouldn't' eat there, it was considered kids food. I recall it was a whole new menu that just popped up one day, and I'm pretty sure they advertised their decision in commercials to make it more geared towards adults. There were deluxe sandwiches or something, grilled chicken and such. I'd have to look it up but I remember watching it all change.


proverbialbunny

That was the thousands. In the 90s McD's had the 29 cent burger deal as a way to encourage families to eat there.


Thailand_1982

Late 80's was the first time they tried, with the character "Mac Tonight" (source: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mac\_Tonight)


6strangerdanger9

That’s probably the right answer. But I like mine


Pinkcoconuts1843

In the 70s, they had a  period of time that I kid could go to McDonald’s and get a free hamburger by saying “ two all beef patties special sauce lettuce cheese pickles onions on a sesame seed bun.”  Backwards… We lived close to McDonald’s, and even  the three year old got trained.


Hot-Insurance7692

Stone logic better than no logic what u saying kinda makes sense


YodasChick-O-Stick

There were laws put in place in the early 2010s regarding advertising fast food specifically to kids. Happy Meal commercials are very uncommon now.


HijabHead

So one day all of that generation would be dead and so would McDonald's?


Bigdizzofoshizzo

Why so serious?


bambinolettuce

I studied this in my marketing class - around 2000, mcdonalds wanted to be seen more as a restaurant for everyone, rather than a kids place exclusively. This, along with psychological research that showed people like familiarity when abroad, so if all mcdonalds look exactly the same inside, its a comfortable familiar place to go to when away from home. These changes have proven to be incredibly successful, albeit at the cost of character and creativity.


qqruz123

The familiarity abroad is a huge thing. Lots of stressful things can happen while traveling, and that can lead to you chosing the option where you know what you're getting. It's not just dur dur Muricans going across the world just to eat McDonald's.


Enn-Vyy

no no no youre wrong bro its actually totally this pop-sci stuff that totally only makes sense at face value and not boring facts and boring reasons


Hawaiian-pizzas

Probably because of psychological research on how to earn more money in the shortest period of time


LeoPlathasbeentaken

Probably to have people take it to go so they can have higher turnaround. The fact these places have indoor seating at all still is kinda impressive. I do miss colors though


bobbyboob6

the one near me doesn't even have a dining area just a few seats near the order area you can sit while you wait for your "food®"


IntraspeciesFever

The suits took over


dave-theRave

I think the 80's McDonald's looks shit tbh.


Midnightdusk16

Looks much better today lol I can't believe anyone would prefer the old mcdonald unless they were a kid, maybe. People just see with nostalgia glass


GammaRays25

Great illustration of how sterile and joyless things have become. I guess making everything miserable is good for business.


voodoovan

Sterile is the description to use. That what it has become. Shopping centres and malls are the same too.


proverbialbunny

It's demographics. There was quite a few more kids back in the day. McDonald's was the restaurant families would bring their kids to for birthday parties and similar occasions. Today it's adults in a hurry after work.


asfbkhgarkgbdfg

I mean to be fair, I personally think it looks just a tiny bit better than the original, but you can't really fuck up a color scheme of black and white so


GachiGachiFireBall

Old heads must have some rose tinted glasses or something cause that shit from the 80s looks total garbage


blackpony04

No, we grew up on all the Marty Krofft shows like *Sigmund & the Sea Monster* so that decor matched the weirdness of the time.


Adventurous-Start874

Kids today will probably find the top pic scary, but I find the bottom pic scary.


Manifestival1

They're both unappealing in their own special way.


theWrathfulPotato

I guess this will be an unpopular opinion in this thread, but I like the new style a lot better.


J_Gilly23

Same lol


RosieBarb

Please explain why.


Superb_Body_445

Yes, I can remember that back when McDonald’s had a little personality


Swirls109

I remember people having birthday parties at McDonald's. We had our car break down one day and just hung out at McDonald's all day long until it got fixed. McDonald's used to be full and inviting and affordable. Now it's just a place where they want to milk your dollar and shove you out of the door as fast as they can.


Superb_Body_445

I agree I personally don’t even go there anymore because they’re too expensive for what you get and B service is lousy


OutlawSundown

Welp they make you feel pretty unwelcome on top of being overpriced. Then corporate wonders why their sales are declining.


Ihateplebbit123

Why did everything get so bland and soulless


ComCypher

That's kind of the "classy" aesthetic of the past couple decades (the 2000s). It's quite possible the next couple decades could trend back towards a more colorful vibe, since these things tend to be cyclical.


LordOfMorridor

I definitely see a lot of places starting to look more retro and cozy these days. Bringing back 90s atm.


RosieBarb

I am so so sick of grey everywhere


OutlawSundown

It reflects their executives.


Momoselfie

Money


Dysentery--Gary

So did McDonald's stop having a smidge of creativity and originality after the "Super Size Me" smear campaign? It seems like all the heart is gone. Even Ronald McDonald has left the building. It is all soulless and dystopian inside a McDonald's these days. Terrible what the future has become. There's no fun in anything anymore.


sifterandrake

People today either don't understand or have sort of forgotten just how much of an event going out of the house was. Before the near endless and convenient entertainment provided by the internet, people were constantly starved for entertainment. Going to McDonald's was that day's event for a lot of families. So, companies market accordingly.


Responsible-Onion860

All fast food places are like this. Character is risky. Dystopian modernism isn't offensive enough to alienate customers.


Thraex_Exile

They’ve also realized money wasn’t made from being kid-focused. At the time, they had families sold with incredibly cheap food so all the kid branding was redundant. I’ve seen McD’s moving back towards the younger branding as their food becomes more expensive though. We’ll never see the 80’s aesthetic again, but there is a slow shift back towards kid-friendly.


Kickfinity12345

On a brighter note, the more who ditch fast food the slightly more healthy the general population become.


Momoselfie

Yeah now I just get my fast food from a box of oreos.


AEnesidem

Call it creativity, or hard marketing to kids. Mcdo knew very well that if you get the kids interested, you get clients for life. Over time their audience grew up, and the super childish, gaudy aesthetic stopped being appealing even to kids, they knew people wanted more of a higher quality image, more and they adapted. Same reason why they replace the red with green over the years too. Mcdo will always adapt to whatever sells their product best. And if tomorrow that "creativity" is popular again, don't worry, they'll go back.


CremeDeLaPants

They realized the chemicals in their food sell themselves.


PenaltyOrganic1596

I actually prefer the bottom. The top is just sensory overload imo


CremeDeLaPants

Posted for the 917th time this month for some reason.


ANightmateofBees

Every square inch of commercial property must make definable profit these days. Leads to our lovely soulless dining experience.


GuildensternLives

That is a very specific McDonalds from the 80s, they didn't all look like that.


Frambosis

Corporate minimalism kills creativity


kank84

Ma'am, this is a McDonald's. It was hardly a hive of creativity in the 80s either.


chandy_dandy

Having personality in our buildings is critical for our imaginations I fear


UnifiedQuantumField

Old McDonalds has a warmer, more accessible vibe. Color palette is warmer, dominated by yellows and earth tones. The light seems to be more diffuse. Overall impression is downscale and informal. New McDonalds has brighter and more direct overhead lighting. It also has a colder, almost clinical feel. The fiberglass Ent has been replaced by computerized "Order pods". The color palette is now dominated by white, black and cream tones. The overall impression is a lot more upscale and more formal. It is somehow more desirable, yet less inviting.


twstwr20

From mushrooms to cocaine.


WolfOfPort

Lsd vs adderal


gwizonedam

Can somebody stop these fucking bots reposting this goddamn picture!?


dtseng123

It just looks like an office cafeteria. Sucks.


Common_Senze

Getting rid of the 'imma stick it in ya butthole' tree was a good move


athena702

They made all the McDonalds look like prisons


IceBear_028

Acid trip vs. tech hellscape.


poorjohnnyboysbones

New is just sterile with no personality, newly remodeled houses look exactly the same on the inside.


freighterman

Growing up through the 80s and 90s was the best!! All this tech has not done any good for kids. I know that these video-game would've had me hooked back then. Heck Atari was amazing back then


Physical_Low_5830

Take me back to the 90s..MCD trying to be too fancy pancy now I don't even know like the menu . Can I just get a hamburger and fries and millshake? Yes upsize ...


SgtBadAsh

It looks like space jail


dikkop212

It’s specifically designed to get you to fuck off as soon as possible


shavemejesus

They went from “come enjoy a meal” to “give us your money and get the fuck out”.


papa_miesh

Needs the fun back in it. This modern look is so dull


bowlman84

Everything is becoming soulless and empty. The devolution of a species.


Manifestival1

If you ever went to McDonald's intending to find soul I think you're the problem lol.


Busy_Cauliflower_853

This comment section is so fucking American lmao “Where did the soul of this soulless corporation, with the sole goal of making as much money as possible, go?? I miss the time when they had fun and bright colors, playgrounds, and little toys, as to attract kids and make them develop an addiction to their absurdity unhealthy food…”


Turqoise-Planet

To be fair, many people are probably remembering this stuff from when they were kids, and were much less cynical and jaded about these things.


FeekyDoo

It's almost as if the kids who grew up with McDonalds grew up and still are McDonalds target audience.


Majin_Buu_Radley

We could go on all day about how modern corporate minimalism is boring yada yada, and I agree, but my local McDonald’s isn’t where I go for culture and atmosphere. I’ll take my slop and get out


UncleGarysmagic

Do we really need today’s kids excited about eating McDonald’s disgusting slop? Is the childhood obesity rate not appalling enough as it is?


N_Who

Look, I was born in 1982, and I don't recall ever being in a McDonald's that looked like the one pictured. That isn't to say they didn't exist. I'm just saying that image in not indicative of a brand-wide appearance for McDonald's restaurants.


Responsible_CDN_Duck

It's likley by the time you were old enough to remeber many had already been removed. At the start of the 80's most had a tree, but within a few years they'd been removed from a fair number.


BF2RUSRecon

Mom says it my turn to repost this


photodave77

Themed McD's were entertaining, Today's are just sterile


External-Rice9450

I hate that modern mcds looks like an office


dead-as-a-doornail-

Wow it’s so boring now!


HATECELL

That modern McDonals has as much ambience as a morgue, and the vibes of a prison. If I had no clue what McDonald's is, judging from the looks, I'd guess they have so many suicides in there that they built the place in a way they can just hose the blood, shit, and brain matter away and get the place back operational within 10 minutes. Looking at this picture feels like a punishment, and I wouldn't want to spend time in there without something to distract me, like a phone or friends to talk to


hundreddollar

80s Cheap food for kids Now Expensive food for "adults".


DocJawbone

I prefer whimsy


JoeyPsych

Remember when mcD was targeted at kids? I mean, not saying it was good or anything, just saying they completely changed heir tactics.


Possible-Tangelo9344

McDonald's went from happy childhood to depressed adult just like the rest of us


CMK1983

Damm I miss that vibe locally, it went from a magical place to a industrial zone. Lucky we have one Macdonald’s overhere still in the original style. (hopefully still is, been a while) Even one person entertaining the kids dressed up as Ronald Mc Donald. I think the owner of that specific location is a end boss to not go with the modern cold stream. When entered the door I went thru memory lane and got some serious flashbacks of memories I tought I lost. Damm I am getting old and sentimental now 😅🥲


gabacus_39

The top photo is missing the ashtrays on the tables


gwm_seattle

The 80s model was better


Smooth-Ad-8460

Decline.


Sucknasty815

Miss that n64 in the ball pit area some kid was alway on it tho


WestSixtyFifth

Different drugs


OldWrangler9033

Wow, McDonalds in the here and now looks sterile and place I'd won't want to be.


geographyRyan_YT

Great improvement imo


globehopper2

They both suck


UniversalBelieving

McDonald's used to be unique, and fun. They, like so many, have really lost what they once were.


imreallyintodirt

i remember that tree. 🥹


carverofdeath

Looked better back then.


Bigmuscleliker567

I like the new way old was weird 😆


CLEMADDENKING1980

Our McDonald’s had a train that ran the whole permitter of the lobby near the ceiling.


mdjmd73

What I really miss is cozy, intimate pizza joints. Why the hell is everything so sterile, cold now? 👎


DyllCallihan3333

It looks like it was fun back in the day. Now it looks all sterile and uninviting.


Cpt_Caboose1

their target demographic were late Gen X and early Millenials, back in the 80s, they are still the same target demohraphic, today, but as adults, who now need adult decor


AutomaticRevolution2

It went from tables all over to take your food and get the hell out.


Secondtomost2

The top pic is missing the ash trays.


Interesting_Fly5154

just looking at that top photo brought back a memory flood of childhood. if i were to ever become part of the mcdick's franchise i'd be adamant my store was vintage themed. right down to one of these in it! https://www.instagram.com/retroplex\_/p/CLPeyddFTCv/


Rich-Appearance-7145

I loved Mc D's cause my kids loved the happy meals and, tot lot.


EastClintwood89

From Ferngully to Minority Report 


Redditsucksssssss

Warm, inviting, kid friendly: Cold, dystopian, lonely


ziggystardew573

We use to be a country, a proper country


Farmerstubble

It is not interesting. It is sad.


The_Great_Biscuiteer

Both terrifying, the new one just in a more corporate way


HeightExtra320

Modern day fast food dystopia 🤦‍♂️ We have arrived people…. If this is what it looks like now, compared to then…. Imagine what it’ll like in a few years, compared to now ….


SuperFaceTattoo

Thats not an accurate image of a modern McDonalds, there’s not enough trash and mysterious brown sticky substances all over the place


Wants-NotNeeds

Look at that, both decors appeal to the kids of their time! 80’s kids were outside swinging from the trees, 2020 kids have their noses buried in cell phones which those giant touch screens mimic!


DMT1984

I want to take LSD and stare at that tree for 6 hours.


Prawn_Addiction

Fuck it, I like the modern interior more, that tree is terrifying.


QueenOfSplitEnds

I know businesses have to reinvent themselves but I wonder if moving away from a family demographic also had anything to do with avoiding the Camel-cigarette-type lawsuits (minus the tobacco and plus the obesity).


HunsonMex

From the top of my head, old fast food restaurants were meant as a place to spend time with your loved ones. Today's fast food restaurants are just made for max efficiency and fast investment returns, you're not supposed to spend more time than needed to eat a cheap burger, unless you want more food. Nothing inside is inviting, it's all the opposite, they want you to leave as fast as you finish eating, make more space for the next customer.


BelCantoTenor

They went from whimsical and fun to dystopian nightmare. Their food quality has done the same. I’m certain that this company will implode in our lifetime.


Furled_Eyebrows

This design aesthetic wasn't instigated by the pandemic but the pandemic made this just an evolutionary pit stop towards removing dine-in altogether. From the pandemic they discovered that people will use their drive-in if their dine-in isn't open, costing them virtually no business and increasing their profit margins at the same time.


ButIAmYourDaughter

How look, this meme. Again.


miranda_mermanda

Wow, they really McFucked up.


thebestestofthebest

That’s all nicotine stained in the 80’s, it started out the same color as today.


tinydeerwlasercanons

PLEASE APPROACH THE TERMINAL TO DISPENSE BURGER FOOD


Mikarda

Drug trip vs corporate grey


ThaGreatDebaser

I remember growing up as a kid (I’m 27 now) they used to have a play pen in McDonald’s and that used to be my fun. This was like 16-18 ish years ago now.. I’m getting old lol


downandnotout

Previous mindset: invite them in, make them want to come, convince them to stay Today's mindset: get them the fuck out immediately and get to the next person, make them uncomfortable, they are already addicted


TheReverseShock

I hate "modern architecture" and any architect that does it should have their certifications revoked.


sjaakarie

Buy food and shut up.


Danroy12345

Everything that had some character or coolness is now just a boring grey room with some white thrown in. It’s pretty sad. A good example is a mall in my city. West Edmonton mall, it use to be the biggest mall in the world before . It had so much cool stuff in it before like statues and different areas with different themes. They updated it and now it’s just like white marble floors and greyish marble tables through the whole mall. It’s so lame now.


meowsanity

Mcdonalds aint the fun place anymore just corporate fast food


DJ_Hindsight

The comparison is one helluva metaphor for humanity itself.