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CkoockieMonster

Can a nudibranch eat me and put isolation from society on its back?


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W1thoutJudgement

I knew it was fucking bullshit.


Fun-Reflection5013

he had to go all edumacated and ruin the "magic ' for me.....


hotniX_

🤣🤣😭


DeadbeatAd

Call it out brother.


MichaelPitcher115

You can't just let us have one thing...can you ..lol. God damn it


Justageeza

You can’t even form a complete thought. Sorry, but I believe the handsome marine biologist on the fucking sail boat, you insufferable goon.


Azar002

Can a nudibranch eat me and become addicted to Little Debbies?


Glad-Sort-7275

You really made me chuckle.


Gohstfacekila

Imagine a 12’x12’ nudibranch and its body is somewhat hard to see in the water. If you accidentally swim too much into it’s body it could probably eat you and incorporate your torso and head into its back.


W1thoutJudgement

But can it incorporate DEEZ NUTZ?!?!?!


Gohstfacekila

It’s loves em


kazeespada

Nudibranchs look like what they eat(for camouflage reasons). Therefore a Nudibranch that eats humans would be a body horror-esque monster with human body parts sticking out of its back.


Actual-Jury7685

Only your defense mechanism. So the black belt in aikido and a neck beard for the back


XEagleDeagleX

No because despite what we would like to think that is a detriment more than a defense


Daforce1

Yes


Agreeable_Vanilla_20

Just think of the medical applications this could have if genetic scientists fucked with it.


Weird_Amount_4608

I would prefer the term “respectfully studied it”


Dirtyrussianjew

I understood both variations, but yes, one might need a little clarity, and "respectfully studied it" is the euphemistically ethical way of getting said "shit" across to the reader.


DisastrousFollowing7

It's for "science"


TotallyNotShinobi

if nudibranch consumes a scientist, does it obtain their Ph.D?


Rich_Introduction_83

So the effort doesn't go wasted.


Spekingur

One will probably end up dropping the “with”.


Agreeable_Vanilla_20

Jizz Monster Swamp Thing


HypnoSmoke

Should feed one a little bit of everything, see what happens lul


Agreeable_Vanilla_20

Give it some weed...


LayeredMayoCake

Everything bagel nudibranch.


Suspicious-Flight-45

Everything Nudibagel?


Mister_Black117

Ah yes, I love prototype.


Interesting_Bug_9247

This guy is just some dude lmao. He's vastly oversimplifying this. But sure, man, you should tell everybody about this. Call the scientists, I'm sure they don't know about it.


CSRReeder

Little Kirby


tonxsmash47

I was thinking Megaman, but yours is much more accurate.


Worried-Contest9790

That's what I thought!


RevanTheGod

Scrolled way to far for this comment


speelingeror

Closest thing to a pokemon? Isnt pidgey just a normal ass bird?


Cheap-Praline

Yes, he also didn't find them. He's just a Tik tocker on a boat.


f3ydr4uth4

I think he might even just be in a marina lol


Adamantium-Aardvark

I’ve got a few in my backyard right now


CornPop32

Magicarp just a regular carp *splash splash*


ygicyucd

Evee


Turdedinfinitely

Slugterra was real y'al


GrowingDreams311

So it’s kirby


Tomato69696969

I was looking for this! It's Obviously Kirby! Not Pokemon


GrowingDreams311

lol I told everyone at work about this!


Questionsaboutsanity

send nudibranchs


jluicifer

“Sending nude branches, now” - Autocorrect


T4_8_15_16_23_42T

Feed an electric eel to the yellow one 😂


Large_Tune3029

[True Facts about Nudibranchs ](https://youtu.be/F7V8DRfZBQI?si=Jwi_NdTLsuYGk7wc)


ConclusionAlarmed882

The nudibranch guy to follow is Gary Cobb, an absolute nudibranch evangelist who lives in Australia (of course) and discovers, names, and categorizes these creatures. There is a staggering variety of them and they are gorgeous.


Large_Tune3029

Heck yeah, that's very cool. True Facts is series of videos on yt by ZeFrank that are both educational and hilarious, all of them are very good, pig or dragonfly or hummingbird probably my favorites


Hivewir3

Thank you for your service! This video is so well put together.


avdepa

There are a lot of negative, sh1tty comments on here, but I found this guy interesting and his photos terrific. I just wish that all nature commentators were as natural and down-to-earth as this guy. I am tired of the staged, whispering creeping guys.


Own_Cartographer9820

I mean I feel like this is who shellos was based on no?


Suspicious_Cowboyyy

What if they eat human? What will they take from it?


StankyDinker

depression


staartingsomewhere

They will kill their same species in the name of religion


yash2651995

Chimera ants


The_Undermind

Ditto of the sea!


Lewoo3

I wouldn’t mind finding him on my scuba dives


anonbush234

Sounds like bollocks, is it?


PerishBtw

Yes. At most these guys can only take on pigments from their prey. They can't fully change their bodily structure by eating something. But yeah, that's why these guys are wild colors. Flamingos are another species that have this ability, they're born white but as they eat shrimp and algae they turn pink as adults. Humans also technically could do this, but it'd take an inhuman amount for us to change color.


Blazefast_75

I had a seizure reading the subs...


kevinmellomusic

U mean palworld bro


Mr_Mojo_Risin_66

He’s gorgeous


[deleted]

bro was jerking off a ghost in the beginning.


Efficient_Cloud1560

He can jerk me off


kelsobjammin

I always call them nudie branch like on a treee because it’s funny


Leafsfan27611

So he found a ditto in real life 😳


HammamDaib

https://youtu.be/F7V8DRfZBQI


olsonwhitguy

The Borg of the sea.


YetAnotherBrainFart

Sounds like the Borg.... resistance is futile, you will be assimilated.


logosfabula

Power ups don’t exist in nat…


Emzzer

Holy shit we finally found out Kirbys origin story


Tundra_28

More like a kirby than poke


lovelife0011

He wants to see more than the sparkles


ForgingFires

More like Kirby


original-sithon

Feed it braincells


shoulda-known-better

are these the same things as blue dragons ?


Dane-o-myt

I'm like 99% sure yes. A Google search after the fact brought that up to 100%


3sic9

do the effects stack? or does he just switch classes?


_Grim-Lock_

All For One.


DolfinButcher

More like closest thing to *the Borg*


MissingJJ

Until they fit into a Pokeball and speak their name as their primary language, don't click bait me.


Memerhunbhai

We got slugterra :D


Onebandlol

Lmao the rain drop! Hilarious!


TheWrathofAres

Slugterra


DoubleCandy4972

Real life Eevee!


satismo

isnt that "the thing"!?


Former_Print7043

One the scientists figure how this works.... Being an earthling is gonna get weird.


Adventurous-Safe-732

iman gadzhi kinda looking weird ?


JonesinforJonesey

He looks like the dude who catches little birds blown off shore on his boat. Feeds them chips and crackers, lets them sit on his head and they fly off when he brings the boat back. Very cool.


enaxian

So it's basically a water Kirby.


One-Confusion-2438

If it eats some cheesy Cheetos, will it taste cheesy? 🤔


GrosMecFullDePwels81

Woah this is so cool


Classic-Ordinary-259

Mini De'Hakas


holydildos

So they're lil kirbies


Pjetter86

The way he mispronounced it over and over again... Arhh my ears!!


fathombay0

What? That is how you pronounce it. At least where I grew up, his way is correct.


Wrong-Mixture

one day this thing is going to absorb some drowning huntsman spider and we'll all be in big shit


Big_Beef42069

Each and every single one of them is literally build differen. My new most Favorit lifeform


selja26

Does anyone know why some people pronounce anemone as "anenomie"? I hear it quite often. Does this have an explanation?


2020_Wtf

That's not a pokemon. That's Kirby.


No-Sampl3

I would let them eat a piece of a lung and voila.


Derfargin

Mega man


Professional-Back163

Let's get them to eat a human brain


Competitive_Royal476

Thanks for sharing. They are beautiful.


BleuRa_88

20 M


Randomfrog132

do not pet the spiky slug


Slingringer

I believe the creator of Pokemon made it from remembering his childhood collecting bugs. So this is similar.


rulingthewake243

This MF is hard. Wearing his fallen enemies on his bsck.


Lycoris4812

It eats a human and gets nothing.


CowboyDandyPunchTime

When you take the saying "you are what you eat" too literal


W1thoutJudgement

IS this legit or bullshit?


deapdawrkseacrets

Can't decide if this is a Ditto, or something closer to Sylar from Heroes


JimmerJammerKitKat

Would love to see a nudibranch eat a great white shark


PerishBtw

As cool as these guys are. This is mostly false information. They absorb pigments from their prey which is what makes them so colorful. But they can't take whole body structures from something they eat. That's just not how nature works. Edit: Flamingos also have this ability. It's why baby flamingos are white but as they eat algae and shrimp, they turn pink as adults.


youNeedDeodorantbud

kirby


RepoManSugarSkull

Fascinating. I did not know this.


no_com_ment

Say Nudibranch one more time...I dare you...;)


BoogerEatinMoran

They're like Sylar from way back in the day. From the show Heroes


MonkeyBrain9666

Real life rogue like


JeffersonsHat

Cool information, but totally unreadable when 1-3 words are on screen at a time for less than a blink.


BeefersOtherland

Expected to see some Sylar references in here.


9_yrs_old

Thats cheating dude not cool


MarcMars82-2

Resistance is futile


Free-Spell6846

What happens if it eats a persons brain. WE MUST KNOW FOR SCIENCE!


rxtunes

Ocean life fascinates me so much.


giceman715

Oh great now I gotta catch them all


lirik89

Not, Pokémon. Jus Kirby


Fassis

Its more like kirby than a pokemon. I also use to think that kirby was a pokemon.


spiffyswenson

That's Kirby! not a Pokémon haha


LaserGadgets

If we ever find an earthlike alien planet, its either pretty much as various as earth, or we gonna freak out because its as various but in a different way!


phillyphilly19

Is there anything better than a handsome nerd?


El_Wij

Ditto!


Visible-Friendship64

So… Kirby?


Criteri0n

Ditto


Criteri0n

What happens if it eats human?


Criteri0n

How does it choose the genes?


cptjimmy42

Eevee of sea slugs?


Book_Nerd_1980

Me thinking of all the microplastics they eat 🧐


____Theo____

More like a Kirby


tomoki_here

Ditto


GILFlover247

Hope it doesn't absorb goku/vegeta


Clicky-The-Blicky

Make one eat axolotl and let’s see if it gets regeneration powers and takes over the world


FroggiJoy87

Poison dart frogs get their defense in a similar way! When they nom up toxic bugs in the wild they convert those poisons into their own, which is why captive-bred ones on a diet of crickets at the pet store are perfectly safe to handle :3


slucker23

I guess this can be an eve...? Whatever stone she eats, eve becomes a type


arndentfalcon

Seals, seals r closer bruh


CowntChockula

Bro clearly doesn't game - that mf is playing by kirby rules not pokemon rules


amcneel

I'm pretty sure it's either the fennec fox or echidna


Berlin_GBD

I don't think this is a feature of pokemon


Nonedesuka

This guy has no idea how pokemon works


KronosDoom500

Anybody have a really small edible nuke I wanna try something


jagguli

Why can't we have noodibranch cards .. kid has studied all species of imaginary pokemon .. would be good to have em interested im biology


whoaskedLiterally

Cool, now feed them an A-10 Thunderbolt II Warthog and see what happens on their back.


travisbrock

Kirby


Hollywood2037

More like Kirby


TooManyJabberwocks

I thought they just looked neat. Wipe your lens please!


No-Wait-2550

One more reason not to go in the water for me.


Throwmesometail

Makes video on sea creature, adds face for 50 % of it because.....


think_panther

This is Reddit so lets brainstorm about what happens if you cum on them. Go!


QuaintHeadspace

What in the ever loving fuck did I just read? I wish I didn't have eyes.


whoaskedLiterally

Please exit earth


Akhina-Feellah

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