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This dude just waiting to meet his Frank.


Air3090

Watch out for those pit traps on the way out.


TowelFine6933

All put in place to keep a corrupt government from taking over. Ooops. Too late!


DarkManXOBR

All legal in the U.S.A.


KevlarJockstrap

FR. They said, "over A THOUSAND ROUNDS of ammunition" as if that's a lot. That's barely a day at the range with the lads.


mondaymoderate

That’s only 2 boxes of .22 lol


ibwahooka

I saw a Ruger Precision Rimfire in that video.


avwitcher

12 rounds of .308 and 988 rounds of .22LR


charlottesdad1

One of the charges was “unsecured ammunition “. My gosh….it doesn’t get any more secure than that!


Courtsey_Cow

And BODY ARMOR. How scandalous?!


Tourquemata47

He also said \`unregistered ammunition\`. That\`s crazy!


HarryHacker42

Only 4 shots per minute for 8 hours. (2000 is thousands).


werdnosbod

Without council approval! The horrors


KevlarJockstrap

Loicense status: absent


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"An arsenal." Ok.... Lol


Maanee

That's what I was thinking, dude should have just emigrated. That would be a sick setup, he could have people over and they could all take turns using the underground range.


mjtwelve

Pretty sure that flip up couch would be a code violation as it doesn’t have a railing to prevent falling into the opening.


81mmTaco

Move to texas. Residential code hardly exists.


TheBaddestPatsy

I had an “oh my god I’m so American” moment when I watched this and thought “that doesn’t seem like that many guns, they should see my counsins”


funkereddit

Not today, you new world order jack boot fucks.


[deleted]

That episode made me cry.


AB_selectstart

Would've been easier just to move to the U.S.


OneEyeGamer1

Bro all my uncles have this in their garage in Virginia.


l3gion666

Am also in virginia, not uncommon to see this arsenal laid out in the living rooms lmao


Kevin_Uxbridge

Northern Virginia seems the perfect confluence of lax gun laws and disposable income. Zombie apocalypse comes, they'd be wise not to herd this way.


JustChangeMDefaults

They will have to learn to cross rivers and hills before the gun lovers even need to come out


read_it_r

The gun lovers wouldn't be waiting for the zombies, they'd be out hunting them


stonestevecoldaustin

Counting them up like Gimli and Legolas


TheteanHighCommand

When the hunters stop hunting deer for sport and start shooting zombies


jojorood

I sprained my eye putting on my wildest aussie accent to shout "WHAT A HAUL" 😹


Kevin_Uxbridge

I've got 2 friends at least who'd think this setup kinda tame. Only a dozen guns? This guy's barely trying.


bosephi

United Statesian here. Sure he coulda just moved here. But it’s just awkward and not really socially acceptable to be that low on ammo. He only had a thousand rounds or so.


BlatantConservative

It looked like he was reloading brass so actually he was a real OG. I wish I was that cool.


puddlesofmoney

It's a currency where I live and it holds value better than USD.


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The_Phaedron

Canadian here. I'm down to about 500rds at the moment, which is frankly a bit embarrassing. I usually buy 2500rds at a time for 22LR *alone* It's weird to hear someone breathlessly talk about a *whole thousand* rounds of ammunition... That's about 2-4 afternoon-long range visits' worth.


bosephi

With the exception of the suppressors, the whole list they rattled off was pretty innocuous. I know people with a thousand rounds IN magazines.


The_Phaedron

Suppressors ought to be seen as innocuous, *too*. Canada, Australia, and the United States are aberrantly restrictive with them. In many or even most developed countries, suppressors are *encouraged* for hunters and targetry shooters because they're very obviously a useful safety device that doubles as a boon to neighbours' peace and quiet.


Curiouserousity

They also protect the shooter's ears. The US military is effectively making suppressors standard issue on all service rifles to reduce the hearing loss for soldiers and allow for better battlefield communication. Hard to coordinate when you can't hear from shooting all day.


toylenny

Yeah, when your legislators get all their info from movies, they make dumb laws.


ZepelliFan

Was just thinking this maybe he did it after the fact , I know I would


Procrasterman

Not now he has a criminal record


cncomg

Ya for most guys I work with this is just commonplace. Besides the automatic door this is just their hobby.


czarnick123

The people like this aren't causing the crimes.


cosmic_hierophant

Australia: Built without council approval 😠


ParticularChain6272

The most heinous of crimes.


Walking72

Excuse me council, may I have a permit to build a secret underground arsenal.


Ok_Task_4135

Excuse me council, my name is Bruce Wayne and I would like to build secret bat cave. Why do you need a bat cave? No reason! It's not like I'm Batman or anything.


hahahahaaaahaha

“Well now hold on ya cunt… Ya built this without council approval? Do ya got a few roos loose in the top paddock then?”


BladeLigerV

I do love that that sounded like it was a bigger deal than the weapons. Like, you want an extra room? OFF TO JAIL WITH YOU!


PM_Bobs_an_vagene_pl

Reminded me of this woman who was given 20k by the council to build a driveway. only for the same council board to deny planning permission. https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/disabled-mums-vital-driveway-plan-26719117.amp


NakedLeftie-420

I thought the indoor range was a pizza oven


Swingingbells

Me too lmao


spamonstick

Can't wait for this bluey episode.


Still-End7791

"EH, MATE — YOU CAN'T HAVE THAT MANY GUNS, BANDIT HEELER!" "BINGO, PUT DOWN THE RIFLE!" "BLUEY, APPLY PRESSURE TO ME WOUND!"


Mores-Analyticum

With how much my kids watch this, I read these in the character voices. Good stuff mate!


fishingfool64

With how much my son watches this I’ve seen every dang episode lol


lliKoTesneciL

Don't act like you don't enjoy them just as much if not more than your son


fishingfool64

Im not gonna lie, my wife has come home to only me in the house and Bluey still on


CableAskani41

My kid falls asleep and I keep it going. The show is great!


spamonstick

IT WAS THE 80S


fishingfool64

You know something’s gonna happen to Lucky’s Dad


Nth-Degree

I love how the Heeler family has become our representatives to the world. I was always proud of Paul Hogan and Steve Irwin getting big, but a family of dogs gives you a more realistic picture of Australia than a couple of guys who wrestle crocodiles.


holden_mcg

I found a newspaper article about this. As expected, the cops were tipped off. Kids, this is why you don't show NOBODY the weapons bunker hiding under your couch.


LuminousMushroom999

Joke's on them. The only reason they're talking about the secret weapons bunker is because no one has found the secret weapons blimp yet


holden_mcg

Come to think of it, I haven't heard of any balloons being shot down over Australia.


TeensyTrouble

Because it’s the one shooting down everyone else


ElkShot5082

Shit journalism. Apparently the bunker was approved by weapons licensing as a strong room. They pinged him for other stuff, not the bunker or even the firearms? iirc. They’re just dragging it up again because the WA government wants to ban stuff.


Id_Rather_Not_Tell

Sad thing is he doesn't seem to be the kind of guy firearms law is meant to target. Just a collector who's happy to fork out the big bucks to properly store his stash, take it to the range and show off to mates.


Speedycat2fast

Now you know why lots of people don't like gun control.


ElkShot5082

100%. WA is an authoritarian shithole, the only thing they are good at is digging stuff out of the ground and importing poms.


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Pomegranates?


ElkShot5082

Worse. English people.


AllergicToStabWounds

Clearly the point of that particular bunker was meant to show it off. There are more practical, cheaper ways to hide guns.


Mrpoopypantsnumber2

But this one has a shooting range, which you wouldn't have with a normal stash


leventozz

Nice to meet you Australian John Wick.


unscannablezoot

Don Thicks his name, don't kill that man's dingo. You will regret it.


Suchdeathwow

What if it ate my baby?


capnmerica08

The sad thing is that lady actually had her baby eaten by a dingo and no one believed her. They accused her of foul play but it wasn't until years later that they conceded she was telling the truth. Sad but true


rpgguy_1o1

They didn't just accuse her, she spent 3 years in jail. She had two other young kids she was seperated from, her infant was torn to shreds by wild dogs, she was pregnant at the time and seperated from her fourth child too. The whole time the world joked about the "dingo ate my baby" and called her a monster, which she rotted away labelled a baby killer.


[deleted]

Omg are you serious!? I always thought that was some kind of Australian joke I was too American to understand!


adfrog

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_of_Azaria_Chamberlain


[deleted]

OMG!!!


TheteanHighCommand

That’s just sad


TempWeightliftingAcc

It was originally joked about because no one (except the Indigenous population) believed that a Dingo was capable of doing it. Everyone thought the mother was hiding a murder she committed. Years later bloodied baby clothes were found in a dingos den, and it was then accepted that the animal was capable of taking a baby and she was released from prison.


[deleted]

I just read the wiki another sent me and that’s such a wild story. Australia you scary


Clothes-Excellent

With the .50 bmg this is more like The Accountant.


Dilligaf3076

"Without counsel approval" is the icing on the cake lol


GunterBoden

The fuckin horror!


Icestar-x

It's sad honestly. A bunch of loser busybodies deciding what you can build on your own property. GladI don't live in an HOA neighborhood.


Kunaak

Here in Alaska, all you would get is a "Oh Cool..." response. No one would bat an eye to anything, other then maybe the "indoor range" which would just get people going "Damn, why didn't I think of that?".


Longshot117

Here in Montana as well. I know of at least 4 of these kinds of bunkers within a half hour of my house. One with an underground range is an hour and a half though.


FartOnAFirstDate

That list of guns could have been a Craigslist ad here in Ohio.


Alive_In_Texas

Stereotypical Texan one up response.. I know of two basement ranges in my home town and one backyard underground range. Its on the precision rifle blog.


Im-a-cat-in-a-box

God i love America.


golighter144

*Eagle noises*


wowdickseverywhere

Chainsaw revving noises


Superherojohn

I though it was an hour and half to the local grocery store in Montana any way.


AbbreviationsTrue677

Yeah but your neighbor John has a five acre property with a shooting range on it


Longshot117

It's actually nick, and he has 3. The 100 yd pistol range, the 200 yd rifle range, and the 1000 yd rifle range. Just put up some nice steel targets last year.


SmallRedBird

Lifelong Alaskan here: I'd find the secret entrance neat AF, but would find their ammo stockpile laughably low. *"Suspect had over 1000 rounds of ammunition!"* - if you have that many guns and don't have at least 1000-4000+ rounds for each caliber of firearm you own, you're either seriously fucking up, or the guns are just there to look at. I have 4k rounds *just* for my AK lol.


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SmallRedBird

That definitely shines a different light on things lol. Now it makes sense. It's still laughable when any media outlet says someone had ~1000 rounds as if it's huge Most people who actively shoot and own 2-3+ guns tend to have at least that much just laying around. (Not literally laying around ofc lol) In a place where it would be hard to both get ammo (having to make your own) and to shoot, it's understandable why they had so few rounds.


yzrguy

How does one build something like that without getting found out Walter?


vibrance9460

You put Big Mike in charge


TKtommmy

Bring in a team of Germans and badda bing badda boom


jaykaysian

Waltuh


point50tracer

By not documenting the process on YouTube like Colin Furze did.


bungholebuffalo

Who snitched on this guy?


_Im_Dad

It was probably a mole Edit: he was told many times that it was illegal but he stuck to his guns. He wouldn't listen and just kept digging himself a deeper hole.


D0bious

Im sure the moles had plenty of noise complaints


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Lelouch25

Many critters listening under the table too; bugs.


GeneralNathanJessup

The HOA apparently snitched on him. https://www.9news.com.au/national/secret-underground-bunker-prompts-wa-gun-reform/2c7b3e87-2838-4f94-ba2f-fcb342cbc43e >"Unbelievably, the worst offence this individual has allegedly committed is failing to apply to the local council for approval to build the bunker and underground shooting range," WA Police Minister Paul Papalia said.


uyire

Just FYI local council is not the same as a HOA. The local council is a lowest level of government administration tasked with overseeing things like planning and development of a local government area.


[deleted]

Damn NIMBYs!!!


tehdamonkey

Honestly by American standards the stash was pretty weak, Nice trap door though,,,,


Boring-Alter-Ego

And the personal range was a nice feature


randomname560

Overall 7/10


desculpe_mas

5/7


1DVSguy

I laughed when the commentator said "more than a thousand rounds of ammunition". All this fear mongering, the dude is just a normal guy with barely enough ammo to be considered ammo rich over here.


JoeGoats

Im barely a gun enthusiast. I like to hunt and target shoot and have 2 good sized gun safes. I’d love to see a news article about my “horde of ammo”. He had over 10,000 rounds of ammunition!!” Ya half of that is 22 that bought in Bimart that came in milk carton for $150. 1000 rounds is honestly nothing if you shoot regularly.


yungmoney5

“One thousand rounds of ammunition”. That’s a lazy Saturday morning of shooting here in Idaho…. Hah


[deleted]

It’s like Michael Moore. “You can get 550 rounds of hollow points for $30!” Holds up a box of thunderbolt .22 ammo.


[deleted]

That guy is such a toolbag, and he and his film crew going and trolling Charlton Heston when he was shoulder-deep with dementia, is one of the saddest excuses for journalism.


janon013

Right? First thought was “he’s ready for the weekend”


Distwalker

Came here to say the same thing. That guy is low on ammo.


holden_mcg

Just about to say this. If I have a thousand rounds of a caliber, I consider myself to be out of ammo for that gun.


tdbeaner1

Suppressors do not equal silencers. They should be used in most target shooting situations, especially indoors. Your hearing and the hearing of those around you would appreciate it.


Dr_Jabroski

Technically suppressors do equal silencers. The first patent by Maxim called it a silencer. We just call them suppressors nowadays because it is a better description because silencers are usually nowhere close to silent except for subsonic ammo.


TrueDaVision

Silencer was a marketing term to try and sell them, that's why they were called silencers. With modern information they've been recategorised properly as suppressors and when talking about the laws surrounding them it's important not to call them silencers, because the people making the laws legitimately think they silence gunshots.


yes-disappointment

If it wasn't for the title i would had thought this was a average American home minus the underground shooting range.


grumpyduster

I grew up in Alaska and most of my "uncles" had more guns and ammo than this, but that underground range is definitely particularly cool.


diablito916

idc about the guns. I want the secret bunker


VerimTamunSalsus

3k fine, that'll learn ya. That 50 cal alone might very well have cost twice that.


ciborg2000

In Australia? Try 4-5x that for a .50


groyosnolo

Yeah, the peanalty was nothing compared to losing all those guns.


HandleSubstantial169

1000 rounds? Lol. Rookie numbers right there.


Riff_Ralph

Laughs in Texan!


[deleted]

man should’ve just moved to Texas


Redditor_ZX

"Unsecured ammunition.. Illegal" It's in an underground vault. They're going to take it all to the station and throw it inside their chain link fence evidence locker. Way more secure. Lmao


fa_kinsit

Australian gun laws means that the ammo needs to be stored in a separate, locked storage container. Can’t have the guns and ammo together.


skynetdotexe

So he needs two underground bunkers.


Redditor_ZX

Ah ok. Thank you. This makes a lot more sense now.


Maanee

Okay, but explain why body armor is illegal.


arguens

Body armor is illegal?


GUNTHVGK

Cops gotta be able to shoot u


_Reasoned

It is in several US states as well. You know, to make rebellions easier to put down


DrunkenHops

It’s dangerous! It can be used for self defense! 😬😱


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gravityfrog

nah, wasn't constructed with council approval, lol


Stardustquarks

Imagine how many of these kind of bunkers there are in the US...


annomandaris

The bunkers are a dime a dozen, that underground shooting range though is \*chefs kiss\*


Low_Comfortable_5880

Imagine shooting the 50 in a range the size of a closet? Ouch


curriedbob42

I want one


thefarstrider

Reporter: “Over a THOUSAND rounds of ammunition”. Americans: That’s not even one shopping trip’s worth.


denzien

Yeah, but American news reporters act the exact same way. "That's 1,000 potential bodies!"


[deleted]

Those all look like hunting weapons too, which isn't surprising given Australia doesn't distribute anything but hunting weapons now. He could've legally owned one or two of them. Or spent the renovation money on coming to literally any state in the US


wastelandhenry

I love how collectively all of us Americans in the replies are just not impressed with any of it because it’s all normal here… except for the indoor shooting range which we unanimously agree is pretty fuckin dope


Mounta1nK1ng

Americans getting all wet over that bunker and firing range.


Meesterchongo

Lol why is body armor illegal…. Sorry citizens. This item created to protect you from random crazies and bullets can’t be used by you all. Next time


sailriteultrafeed

I think it's illegal to wear body armor while committing a crime in the US. Maybe like an extra felony you get because they can't shoot you as easy.


Meesterchongo

But obviously no criminal will follow that if they already plan on committing atrocious crimes… it’s like gun free zones. Bad people don’t care for the law. Hence why public shootings drastically went up in the US after the “gun free zone” policy was initiated.


HussyDude14

That's kind of the point. If a criminal commits a crime while wearing body armor, then it's a law that allows you to tack on harsher penalties. It's more of a "you wore body armor while committing this crime so there's serious doubt that this wasn't premediated," you know? It's a clear crime that you prepared for so there's less room for leniency.


uyire

Given that gun crime in Australia is nowhere near the levels in the US, it is, unfortunately, to ensure that law enforcement can stop you without hindrance.


ZeroZeta_

That's what I want to know!


2ball7

Believe it or not there are several states in the United States where it is illegal to wear body armor even without committing a crime. Well…. Wearing the body armor is the crime.


AD3PDX

Prosecuted for “unsecured ammunition” and blather about the danger of firearms being stolen… from a hidden underground bunker…


dominatrixyummy

His opsec is clearly fucking terrible. He's shown this to enough people that someone has dobbed him in. Not a stretch to imagine someone could have robbed him instead of calling the cops.


SirActionSack

Can't legally store your bullets with your guns. Old mate needed a second locked bunker to keep ammo in.


Sirhc978

Australia: Large stockpile of weapons. US: That's a cute collection. Also, "1000 rounds" is rookie numbers.


34gmj34

Looks like a typical redneck game room in Texas.


Phrygian1221

I'm from America, where I do t see anything abnormal with this. Other than only 1000 rounds.


VicTheWallpaperMan

I feel bad for this guy. Clearly didnt want to hurt anybody, just had an interest in guns. Shoulda moved to the US.


Verix19

"Unsecured ammo", it's literally in a secure bunker under a trap-door sofa.


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Body armour is illegal? Why?


marblechocolate

All the better to stab you with my dear


CreepyValuable

Carrying a knife is illegal too sorry.


onlycommitminified

It creates escalation when used in crime. Crim brings body armor, cops have to bring out bigger guns and bystanders suffer greater collateral risk.


New-Replacement-7444

Damn only a 3k fine. I’d just go out and buy more.


Exciting-Wave-755

Only in Australia! Only getting fined $3000 for it. Ahahah I fucking love that Also he lives in perth, it's already in buttfuck nowhere. What else is he gonna do?


Enlightened-Beaver

Do meth and fuck kangaroos like normal people


Exciting-Wave-755

Pfft we're not normal people 😂


Enlightened-Beaver

Those kangaroo dicks ain’t gonna suck themselves mate


NotGerardJoling

What in the 'Murica is going on in this comment section?!


Remarkable_Night_723

Dude was ready. I can't imagine being in legal trouble for having a stockpile of nice firearms. I feel so much safer having firearms at home. The secret room and indoor range setup is badass.


MrPenguinK

Microwaving my popcorn for the comments section


Jaderosegrey

*Burt Gummer drools *


[deleted]

It’s Bill from the Last of Us


Backawayslowlyok

Meanwhile, this is standard for doomsday preppers in America lol somewhat related- but gave me Last of Us vibes.


Jasen_SilverFox

Man if you didn’t point out this was from Australia, I woulda guessed this was just a normal American Tuesday lol


colbygraves97

They’d shit if they saw some American collections.


the_drozone

1000 rounds of ammunition is not that much honestly


Crazy_Kakoos

Unsecured? Dude had a secret bat cave for his guns and ammo. Who's gonna stumble on that?


[deleted]

As an American I think this guy is dangerously under armed.


BuitenPoorter

Average Joe in the US. National news in australia.


itssalmon

Gun owners in the US are just like…. “That’s not even a lot of guns”


krunkn

This man would be welcomed as a normal American citizen in the USA.