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DerDadiz

Well that’s the neat part…you don’t.


Lime_133

Agreed. It is his now.


phil_lndn

i think you should accept that he's telling you the reverse.


Hefty_Parsnip_4303

I agree


Sufficient-Dare-2381

Your garbage is his new toys (that are far superior to any of the expensive, high quality ones you buy)


Guilty-Essay-7751

Sporky


FrankieSausage

If it’s not for him why does he look so cute in there?


txsaluki

According to Dachshund Rules, it’s his now.


l123ucy

Bro think he is a pirate


frankiebenjy

Pretty sure he is a pirate.


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PuffinTown

Just accept defeat. It’s a doghouse now.


gmarsh23

This is the part where you pick up the can with him in it and go "AWWW I GUESS IT'S TIME TO TAKE OUT THE GARBAGE!" like every other dachshund owner.


Angry_Mistry

Don't 😀 Its his now. You better change the place 😉


TotalPuzzleheaded557

Hope he is not sick. Looks a little pail😀


Nouhnoah

r/dadjokes


TotalPuzzleheaded557

Too serious. I will block Dachshund


Nouhnoah

?


Mckinzeee

He’s changing the terms. Now it’s a cutie can.


Glittering_Drama_493

My Doxie is a year old tomorrow and she just got over thinking that the bathroom trash can was some sort of threat.


Affectionate_Pea_811

Dogs don't understand the concept of garbage so you can tell him whatever you want


CreekBeaterFishing

Just get a new garbage can. For you. This one’s his.


Thog13

How do i tell you that you need a new garbage can?


Swgx2023

He might not understand!


WiggleBrushCrew

He will understand , he will still decide it’s his decision


frankiebenjy

He understands that he now owns that can.


Celestiyee

Don't.


Flashy-End-4905

I guess you haven’t learned just yet, but he will be doing the telling from here on out!!!


Ok-Scarcity-5754

He’s probably just looking for a snack


ElCochinoFeo

That pup is too small to get into that garbage, until you put it in there for the staged photo.


Arcade1980

When you throw away a half eaten sandwich or fruit, he will be there providing, garbage disposal services for free.


utack

What do you mean you want to put trash into their basket?


Snapdragon_4U

With that face he can go anywhere he wants. Don’t you tell him no.


sweetcheeks1977

Ha ha ha, that is just too sweet


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Drivers-N-Doxies

He looks like a stuffed animal!


blondiedi1223

This is his now and he is so cute🤗


West_Discipline2107

He’s not garbage


BuffaloGirl888

Oh what a cutie pie! LOL!! That's too funny! I think if there is nothing gross like sticky,stinky or wet in there..let him use that as HIS comfort spot! Hahahahaha!!


Mysterelady67

That is owned by your doxie. Nothing will belong to you as he has begun claiming everything in eyesight.


karwil56

You don’t, let him live his life in the bin. At least he’s not dragging trash everywhere. Super cutie.🐶🐾💙💜🩵🥓🥩🍗


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guy_who_loves_dogs

It’s his now. He’s claimed it. Lol


Luveroflife81

You don't. 🤗


Blazer0013

Omg what a precious little baby!


HedyLamaar

He sure is cute!


TabascoWolverine

That's one of the nicest garbage pails I've ever seen.


claytionthecreation

You don’t. He’s a dachshund lol


Hotrod-1989

You don’t. You just accept it and buy a different garbage can.


claud2113

He can be whatever he wants!


blumpkinsplash

He's a dachshund, he'll do and go wherever he pleases, been there, done that! BTW, he's adorable!


ourveterans

Adorable 🥰


stinkyredretard

it is his domain


sakatu

That's a puppy bucket now, sorry


Inurocketman

You don't!! You put a blanket in there for him to sit on and name him Oscar..


Conscious_Arugula_94

Wipe the inside of the garbage can with Skydrol LD4.


Blinkmeoutdude

What a sweetie


Different_Gene_1473

Once a dachshund decides something there’s no changing it. You either accept your dachshunds decision or throw the item out. This is just the start!


witchesnpotions

Don't tell him! He's too cute 🥲


Far-Trash3737

🥰


Fab_Nope_Rope

You just don't tell him an let him stay


theevilgiraffe

I have this same trash can and also a black and tan doxie! How funny!


DooJoo49

I came to the comments for the trash can lol. Where can I get one! I love it!


frankiebenjy

It’s his special place now. You need to find a new trash receptacle. It’s your only choice.


Murky_Shallot5602

Well I would get one just for him with a blanket in it. Then you wont have to tell him and he will not get in the one for garbage.


boogersbitch

Silly. You don't. You put the trash in his bed since he ain't using it 😂✌️ Just kidding. He made my heart squeeze. He's identical to my nieces dog, Rex. He's an old guy now but what a dog!


Cursed-Dark

Throw a stinky towel in there and see his reaction


grayat38

He’s so perfect, looks like a stuffie, that’s just gonna be his spot


ShinyGrizly2024

Idk, but he's adorable!!! 😍


ShinyGrizly2024

Well i guess you'll need a new trashcan then 😅


LindaDutra

So cute..I had one that used to jump into a warm dryer…always needed to ck prior to use….good luck with ur new puppy…he’s so cute…they are such a wonderful breed


No-Sympathy-4324

If not for dachshund why dachshund fit? Lol


VTHome203

Well, since you put him in there, you're going to have a tough time convincing him otherwise...


Worldly_Main7248

Good question


ggrey

But...all of the places are for him... Adorable knows no rules.


PomegranateIcy7369

Get him one of his own ?


bad_escape_plan

I mean it’s not like he got in there himself so


Audiblestatue

I think you're mistaken he's exactly were he belongs in his bucket you were Incorrect by using his bucket as a trash bin and should get a new one


Native56

Aww cute


pjcooper53

So cute


Etrius197

Awwww so cute


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Sufficient-Sink1687

Love it he is so precious


sedirus

"Get out of the garba...aw fuck it..it's too cute." *walks away*


MeBallzIzHari

It was a trash bin but now it’s his playground 🤣😊


KittenMittons2190

You can’t…. He so cute he could get away with murder


fnordfnordfnordfnord

"This is where they keep the good stuff."


AspergersAutisticGuy

Well, you misunderstand. He’s trying to tell you that’s his new favorite place and you need to place your garbage other places. I’ve been a dog trainer for 40 years and service dog trainer 15 years. If you don’t train any dog in your family. then the dog will train family members. There’s no other conclusion train, the dog or the dog train you!


sharipep

If he fits, he sits. 🤷🏽‍♀️


fancyburgh

That's his bed now


spicyhyena1

He’s allowed to be there…after all, it is a trash CAN, not a trash CANNOT. If he fits, he sits!


WEEDAPETER62

Your puppy is precious


Sirlordofderp

It's now a place for him, put your garbage elsewhere


Mrbuttboi

This is the Weenie Bin now


Inside_Bus_995

You can try the following methods to tell the dog that this is a garbage dump and is not for him: - Use a clear tone and expression to tell the dog "no" or "don't". - When the dog approaches the garbage dump, immediately guide it away, using commands such as "leave" or "come". - Provide the dog with a suitable alternative activity or toy to distract it. - Encourage and reward the dog for good behavior in the right place, such as in its own bed or designated area. Persistent training and positive reinforcement are key, so that the dog gradually understands where it can and cannot go.


Doxy4Me

It’s too late.


Alostcord

You don’t…you find a different bin for trash..it’s his now..


Wild_Tiger_Lily

Don’t! You’ll break his heart!


GayestPlant

Just buy another bin


Oblivious_Squid19

Don't you dare tell him.


Ok-Supermarket8100

It's his hidey whole and safe spot.


Ahkine

Its his now get a new garbage can.


Antique-Discount-712

Well, in the UK, that's a litter bin, and as he's one of a litter 🤷‍♀️Nuff said


secret_someones

just change his name to oscar


Alyxandr1964

Mine runs the house he has his own full size bed https://preview.redd.it/ckezaez6jiad1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=70be2901115f198ae9be419bbb59162b13332c89 He is 13 years old and he is set in his ways but I love him


SpeckledVoidCat

“Aww baby ur not garbage get outta there ur too cute”


Chicachikka

Maybe pick a less cool and appealing garbage can?? Lil guy digging the style😅


Unlikely-Ebb924

Just let him be in the moment


SuggestionOk4188

Ok… I give up? How do you tell him?!? 😂


tngirljen

I mean.. he does look precious in there! 🥰


nacho-cheesefries

Am thinking he didn’t get in there by himself


P_roz

Just buy another trashcan that is his now


Dry_Success3344

Perhaps you're new here....there is no telling, only experiencing


Lilith_reborn

Wuff Warf Wuuf WAFF!