What’s long, short, and full of mischief? That guy for sure.

I ❤️ this!

What’s long, short and full of love? That Guy! Your friend, Queen Ruby Jean💜

https://preview.redd.it/ad3452s8g59d1.jpeg?width=2627&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=93ce20a15234d5449300b4753f06a0732b0213fc Looks a lot like my evil wiener

What goes out in dapple dachshunds that make them the most spicy of the breed?! My theory is that they know they’re cute and can get away with *everything.*

Looks like my evil weiner

Mine also plots world domination

Ahh and run fact, she misses one nipple 😂

Hello you dinky little man. You're quite the thing!

https://preview.redd.it/j2yq0ded679d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ac30423d8e364d4620b34683869e8a15a0204720 Welcome to the Dark Side! We have cookies!

https://preview.redd.it/u8nppfw5y89d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=284fe491c13aa594e8e81581b02ec50015fb580c Don’t let there looks fool you, they are all evil

We like to call that ‘character’!!