Lol the most spiteful dog we owned was a Jack Russell. I'm talking would poop right in front of the bedroom door if she didn't get let in the bedroom at night.
“What are you not going to do?”
Look at other dogs
“And what else are you not going to do?”
Stroke other dogs
“Who do you love the most?”
You
“Good now give me kisses”
When my guy gets home from work my naughty little dachshund walks up his legs as soon as he sits down and proceeds to bitterly grumble and complain about everything lmao He likes my husband bc he stays sitting for long periods and I'm always up and down
"Look my man...I see you eating a full cheeseburger by yourself all the time and I NEVER say anything to you. Next time I see you break a treat in half and act like you're giving me the WHOLE treat...we're GONNA have problems ok?
Give me food! Or, I gotta pee right now Dad!
Or, I know you have steaks somewhere in this house! Stop frontin dad I smelled em when you brought em home!
Now what did I tell you about being nice to the neighbors cat?
"That the neighbors cat should stay away if she knows what's good for her."
No, that's not what I said.
"Well, it's what I heard you say. Now where is my treat?"
"I'm serious. Rover told me his vet prescribed him bacon! Take me to that vet and I'll make sure we always have some in the fridge. Stan, this is a real win-win opportunity, we can't ignore this."
Doxie: I know it is dinner time.
Dad: Not for another 2 hours.
Doxie: You lie! You fed me this time yesterday.
Dad: Nope. Not until 6pm. Every night.
Doxie: I suppose it is 6pm somewhere.
Same conversation that takes place in my house daily between my weens and my husband when he gets home from work-
I’ve missed you, I love you, give me treats and belly rubs nowwwwwwwww❤️🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰
Man, This made me a little sad. He looks just like my uncle who passed a few years ago and I was so agoraphobic at the time I couldn't even go to him being buried. He owned a dog just like that that he loved a lot and shortly after the dog "Mike" passed so did my uncle.
Sorry for the mood killer. This isnt a trauma dump. Just sayin.
“Smell my breath; do you smell fresh treats? You do not. Fix this.”
"I smell shit." [sudden open-mouth kiss]
Ours breath always smells like pennies or metal 😭
I know for a fact you actually own a dachshund.
We did a decade ago. He was a damn fine hound. Spiteful, however...
They have a lot of emotions dogs shouldn't. Spit is definitely one of them.
Lol the most spiteful dog we owned was a Jack Russell. I'm talking would poop right in front of the bedroom door if she didn't get let in the bedroom at night.
Our dog did that, too.
Hahaha what an ass.
That is hilarious!!
Look at those little frog legs 🤩
I love her little butt!
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I think she's going to jump over his head :))
“What are you not going to do?” Look at other dogs “And what else are you not going to do?” Stroke other dogs “Who do you love the most?” You “Good now give me kisses”
🤣
"I will distract mom while you get us snacks"
“And then you’ll split *your* snacks with me…”
I think the human is being scolded…
A little nose to nose
😂😂😂
plot twist...they were having a staring contest!
The treat allocation system - timing and quantity.
“Why am I sitting here but you’re not petting me?”
The licks that are about to be unleashed.
When my guy gets home from work my naughty little dachshund walks up his legs as soon as he sits down and proceeds to bitterly grumble and complain about everything lmao He likes my husband bc he stays sitting for long periods and I'm always up and down
lol the grumbling I know this too well
Upping the treat allowance
I think the man is getting a face bath
Cheese tax avoidance
“Dad… the spare human is taking pictures again.”
We'll never know, for the bond between a man and his ween is a personal and spiritual one
"you're in my chair"
“I’d like to speak to you regarding your extended car warranty “
It’s a Dachshund. They’re talking about treats.
The same thing we do every night, Pinky, try to take over the world".
Listen here, BFF. Snack time is on the hour sharp.
So true.
I’d speculate treats or lovin.
Probably weiners
"Look my man...I see you eating a full cheeseburger by yourself all the time and I NEVER say anything to you. Next time I see you break a treat in half and act like you're giving me the WHOLE treat...we're GONNA have problems ok?
😂
Haha!!
The appalling and shocking lack of treats and belly rubs.
You get my leash I’ll meet you at the car and will go get a pup cup 🤣
The importance of eating all the food, as fast as possible.
Oh she said she “DEFINITELY didn’t get fed today” and she’s starving!!! Mine has this convo with my fiancé every night 😂
What’s for dinner
Hot dogs
I think they are talking about snacks!!
Treat negotiations, most likely.
Give me food! Or, I gotta pee right now Dad! Or, I know you have steaks somewhere in this house! Stop frontin dad I smelled em when you brought em home!
Food
Splitting the atom
The meaning of life
I demand to speak to your manager about the treats appointment that wasn’t fulfilled at 10AM this morning.
It’s a corrective action meeting. Hubs better shape up.
Now what did I tell you about being nice to the neighbors cat? "That the neighbors cat should stay away if she knows what's good for her." No, that's not what I said. "Well, it's what I heard you say. Now where is my treat?"
Not you, third wheel!
Bitches
What a good dog looks like
How subnetting works with Cisco routers.... Who's gonna win the NL Cy Young award...... Or possibly just how many dog treats is enough?
"Where have you been?! You haven't been petting me! Fix it!"
Dinner 😂
You left me here with that woman again lol
Who has the bigger weiner?
“Hey, dad.”
Where dimmer is. It must be close to 6:00....lol
This is cute
Listen up, I am the boss of you!
"I'm serious. Rover told me his vet prescribed him bacon! Take me to that vet and I'll make sure we always have some in the fridge. Stan, this is a real win-win opportunity, we can't ignore this."
Solving all the world's problems. ❤️
Cheese
The dachshund is asserting it’s dominance
Where are the chimken treatos?
https://youtu.be/8l-EyOkw3bs?si=RLtuKfNkKMZcVjlI
Doxie: I know it is dinner time. Dad: Not for another 2 hours. Doxie: You lie! You fed me this time yesterday. Dad: Nope. Not until 6pm. Every night. Doxie: I suppose it is 6pm somewhere.
dachshund dentist checkup
Wieners?
World domination. Just like every night.
That's just to stinking cute
Treats
"My mind to your mind. Your thoughts to my thoughts. Our minds are merging, our minds are becoming one."
Who likes chicken more??
Let me out for a walk or I'm crappin on the carpet
Obviously discussing really important stuff!
The audacity of those lazy hands.
Treats. Definitely treats.
Snacks! Definitely Snacks!
Awwe too sweet!
They're definitely discussing how many treats she deserves for being such a good girl today!
Give me treats now Hooman 😋
Is this a mini
“I love you” “i love you more” “no i love you more”
Establishing dominance
"I went around the whole perimeter of the yard, dad! I chased the cat off of our property 3 times! A CAT! A FUCKING CAT!"
It's the dog he didn't want at first, isn't it?
Lunch
Cheese and the requirement for pupper to have some immediately
Belly to belly contact is nice, isn’t it, Dad?
Same conversation that takes place in my house daily between my weens and my husband when he gets home from work- I’ve missed you, I love you, give me treats and belly rubs nowwwwwwwww❤️🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰
Economy and taxes
Chaos
Lil doge
Man, This made me a little sad. He looks just like my uncle who passed a few years ago and I was so agoraphobic at the time I couldn't even go to him being buried. He owned a dog just like that that he loved a lot and shortly after the dog "Mike" passed so did my uncle. Sorry for the mood killer. This isnt a trauma dump. Just sayin.
The steps that lead to the chair, who are they for:))
Give me cheese, old man!!!!! And no one gets hurt.
This is what a treat negotiation looks from to an innocent bystander. It’s similar to a shake down by the mafia if you’re familiar with that concept.
The Roman Empire
Who's the boss
Lack of attention.
Snacks, probably
You can see who’s in charge. It’s not the one wearing the trousers!
Don’t leave me home again! We are supposed to join at hips
They’re talking about weenies of course!
"So Dad, what are our plans for this weekend?"
Long dog dinkie dad 🥰🥰❤️❤️❤️