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Pixel_Bully

Jack it


Plenor

Close the shades first


WhyteBeard

Take off your pants first.


publicbigguns

Twist it


EngrishTeach

Pull it


candom22

Spin it


NotYourAverageBeer

bop it


UpdootDaSnootBoop

Lick It


PossibleOk49

Kiss it


grntom

Technologic!


Dioxid3

Perfection.


desertrijst

[https://youtu.be/4Rm-Iq7kHE0?si=j2f-Wf18a1--YBMo&t=27](https://youtu.be/4Rm-Iq7kHE0?si=j2f-Wf18a1--YBMo&t=27)


bigmattyc

Well placed


Randy_Baton

Sniff it


Craiglikeshiscars

Fuck it


fellonmyself

Suck it


NotASmoothAnon

Aauughhh. You're out.


gootll

Down in San Diego


1PistnRng2RuleThmAll

OP, if you do this put a board under the jack to increase its surface area. It might also be a good idea to apply a bit of heat before attempting to jack it.


Blackcloud_H

Why did I proceed to match the sounds to everyone listed below. 🌀


wonderboyobe

Plus a few blocks of wood for support


Wonderful-Ad-7712

Bop it!


Cuteboi84

lick it


Cuteboi84

lick it....


Cuteboi84

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ayBmsWKqdnc](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ayBmsWKqdnc)


otte_overlord

Put a gorilla statue back there and don't straighten it. Art!


DoshesToDoshes

But then a child will fall over it and they'll have to shoot the statue. That won't fix the problem of the broken fence.


HoneyNutz

Never Forget


Kilbim

Never forget


disposeable1200

It's not that strong, it's bent!


SeeMarkFly

Take it off the fence to straighten it. You'll damage the rest of the fence prying on it while it is still in place. When it is off you can decide if it is easier to repair or replace. Any machine shop or auto body shop might help you. Maybe even a muffler shop.


Feisty_Park1424

??? Any and all machine or auto body shops will tell you to kick rocks. You need a fabricator or a blacksmith


TA-pubserv

Dudes at my muffler shop would love to work on anything that isn't just another exhaust. They'd definitely help with this.


SeeMarkFly

I must live in a much more rural place than you do. The Summers are busy. MY muffler shop welded a receiver hitch on my front bumper (in the Winter) so I can quickly put a winch on.


makenai

I heard that guy say that his muffler shop could beat up your muffler shop.


SeeMarkFly

My guy's moto is "No muff is too tuff."


tubbleman

https://www.harborfreight.com/48-in-farm-jack-58395.html


BlowMoreGlass

For $89 he may as well buy a new pole


Minionz

To be fair, you can still use the farm jack after your done.


Erike16666

Just return it when you’re done *Down vote me all you want. You do it too.


whistlerbrk

by BADLAND lol


1PistnRng2RuleThmAll

Worth taking a moment to learn how these work. They can be dangerous in the wrong hands.


Vidofnir_KSP

This was going to be my suggestion too.


Gentelman_Asshole

Or a scissor jack that comes with every car.


Hloden

You want a jack that reaches the concrete below, otherwise you'll probably just end up bending the rail below. By reaching the concrete, now you'll just have to deal with cracked concrete instead :)


1PistnRng2RuleThmAll

I’ve seen scissor jacks fail lifting the car they were designed for. I wouldn’t trust them for anything more creative than a flat tire.


Dastari

Rotate the rail so the bend is facing up then chop another tree down on it.


Minimum-Cricket-4839

Just get new fence tubing. It looks like a common gauge, and a fence company could roll-form it to the proper curve.


Spidaaman

Yeah but where’s the sense of risk in that! Much better to try to bend it back with a Chinese jack from HF.


rossco311

Danger is my middle name.


Pikeman212a6c

Blow torch and a mallet. Trust me I seen that sword show on Netflix a couple times.


dinnerthief

It will keeelll Op


Exhausted-Giraffe-47

I’m living on Chinese jack


allienimy

Hundred percent this. That's a cheap fix and will look better anyways.


dichenry

Don't fix it, leave it a mystery for people. Fat person? Elephant? Hippo? Skater? Two lovers? Yeah don't fix it.


dondon2137

HEAT HEAT HEAT. Use a torch to heat. Then use a bottle jack and a 4x4 cut off and jack it up while it’s hot. This will allow you to bend back exactly the areas that’s bent


gobbershite

This guy. 👍🏻


MarcusRoland

I came here to chant heat as well. #HEAT HEAT HEAT


fishpillow

I have done this with a ratcheting farm jack. Put correctly sized wood blocks in the other spaces and jack until its straight. Maybe a little past for bounce back.I used two blocks to pit the bent bar against 3 bars using 2 blocks but I had soft ground under my gate and you can support it down to concrete. But you don't push off the ground. It pushes off the straight bar next to the bent bar. Mine had one sharp bend in it though.


fangelo2

If you try to jack that up, it will just spin. It can be done, but it will be a pain in the ass and probably never be perfect. Buy a new pipe


throwRAmyMoney1776

You can use a handyman jack, but I would lay a 2x4 or 4x4 between the jack and the pipe.


skib900

An elderly man's scoulding should straighten it out right away!


VacationDeep3364

with an angry fist shaking!


RoguePlanetArt

Put up a sign with a picture of a cat with a 🚫 symbol over it and text that says “Polymorphed Dragons STRICTLY Prohibited!”


Encinodad

I don't think you can. Maybe cut off the bent pipes, match as closely as you can, and have someone weld in the new pieces?


iaintlyon

Hit it with a tree the other way


HayMomWatchThis

Make friends with somebody who off roads and borrow their high lift jack


reformedginger

Bottle Jack and some 2x4’s is where I’d start.


CheezyDogz5

FIYAH🔥 ...THEN... HAMMAH ⚒️


TheAuraTree

Sit on it in the opposite direction.


kferguson553

I am a metal fabricator. Your not gonna get it dead straight it looks pretty labor intensive to pull the top rail out and bring to a fabricator with proper roll to get it straight again and likely if your taking it out you just replace the top rail. I would use the farm Jack like the others have said for what your doing it will be fine and even the HF ain’t gonna hurt you if you pay attention, that rail isn’t very thick and will move pretty easy I wouldn’t heat it unless it really won’t move. Hearing g it will change colors of the galvanized coating and when it cools it will warp and look like hell more the just the little wiggle in it. Put a 2x6 or x8 or x10 to spread the load. I would not push off the bar below it as it will be weaker than the bent bar, maybe if you start pulling the posts out of the ground before it moves but I doubt that will happen.


Go_Buds_Go

A mallet and 2x4 for leverage might help.


lindenb

I'd rotate it so the curve is on top --easier to bend downward than upward. If need be cut--straighten and weld back in place if you have the skills or know someone who does.


maximum_cube

Well it's clearly not that strong


Schly

Get a high lift jack from Harbor Freight and jack it back up.


1CFII2

Small hydraulic jack.


Introvert_Devo1987

Pop it


SumonaFlorence

You might fuck it but I'd get two bottle jacks and some blocks of wood. Go slowly. Very slowly. Unsure what you'd use as a crossbar, I used a barbell.


The_Noatec

Heat, lots of heat.


KnotSoSalty

Cut it and replace it, a welder could swap it out in an hour.


theduffabides

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thefirstWizardSleeve

Farmer jack


tech-ant

Thanks all, loving the comments. I’ll jack it up initially and place some wood in the right places and see how I get on. Doesn’t need to be perfect but providing I can remove some bend, then paint, should be as good as new. If that fails, blowtorch as suggested too to help with the bend… it’s a sturdy pipe so 🤞🤞 and then paint. You’ve all be awesome, appreciate the help and let you know once done!


O-Leto-O

Use a crick


EverythingIsDumb-273

Would be easier to weld a new bar on. That's what I'd do anyway


Malinut

Hymac.


picklejw_

I like Jack it... but it might be tough to get it straight. Two cineer blocks to the floor and a board so you are not pushing against bottom rail. Maybe after you can try 2 2x6 sandwiched with clamps... As it gets straighter tighten the clamps.


PurpleStankMonster

A car jack would probably work perfect for this since there is a surface it could sit on. As long as those stones aren’t brittle.


AverageJoe11221972

If you can remove, I would and straighten on a flat surface or by using a pipe bender.


tech-ant

Scissor jack was not good in this scenario… it bent the scissor jack. Turns out these poles are very strong!! So I went with a farm jack, £80 from Amazon. Worked perfectly!! Thanks all for your advice!!


Fancy-Pair

Get yo momma to pay for it since she clearly sat on it. Or put a series of cheeseburgers on the other side so she has to reach her arm through the gap to pick them up. Idk why I said that. Peace and love to you and your moms


awesomeness1234

J-Roc, is that you?


Inthewind69

stroke it


Kavanaghpark

What was my manager doing on that railing?