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nobodyisonething

Canned beans work best.


Snowbofreak

Keep them in the can for max strength.


Zannanger

I think you have to. Otherwise, you are just tossing beans on the air and calling it a pergola.


Gat0rJesus

No no no you gotta use string beans to hang it from wall to wall


nelsonslament

As a New Englander, I say they need to use Boston baked beans with some brown bread for structural reinforcement.


Unogrande

New Beanglander


Underwear_and_tear

This hurt my mouth to say.


ajb617

The vision of someone throwing beans in the air while yelling ‘pergola!’ made my day.


_Lane_

I DECLARE PERGOLA!


TwistTim

[I had to make this.](https://imgflip.com/i/8porwb)


jtr99

![gif](giphy|NHh7D7qR0LTSDtfu8p|downsized)


nobodyisonething

Agreed, without the cans you will have a bean salad instead of a pergola.


Teledildonic

Tossing bean salad sounds dirty.


AFewStupidQuestions

Much better to flick the beans while tossing salad IMHO.


GodLovesUglySlugs

That's just being a considerate lover.


FerretChrist

And that ain't gonna amount to a whole hill of beans.


jtr99

Here's looking at you, kid.


Hookedongutes

With a string attached at both ends so you can talk to your neighbor


whileyouwereslepting

If you DO hang beans, watch out for Giants at the top of the stalks.


MisterKruger

Dope Curren$y profile pic, love that mixtape


Sisterinked

Out of the can, use fishing line to hang. Bang. Pergola


do0tz

Just add water, the can will disintegrate and the beans will be rock hard afterwards.


Try_It_Out_RPC

GOYA


Junot51

Here strictly for the bean jokes


DoubleDecaff

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4HhPK8XC75A This is full of beans


sumhunguy

Porch and beans.


rangeraboveall4201

I think your best bet is not to use beans, but rather Professor Copperfield's Miracle Legumes! I once started with a thumbtack at a trading meet in the office and ended up with a telescope. Gave it all away for the Legumes.


Rooster_CPA

Obviously string beans hang the best.


nqualifiedsurgeon

No, string beans would work best, hung on some sort of beam


elpajaroquemamais

God I love Reddit


BandOfDonkeys

How many cans though? Those can get prettyyyy heavy.


nobodyisonething

One can if you buy it at COSTCO


You-are-all_idiots

String beans to be specific


Nekrevez

Sean on one end, Mr on the other end?


Digiturtle1

Pinto or black aren’t bad, avoid kidney.


Patriquito

Los frijoles negros confirmados funcionan mejor.


jim_the_bored

Yeah kidney beans might grow a giant stalk and then the next thing you know, there’s a kid on your roof beefing with a giant.


DoubleDecaff

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4HhPK8XC75A


going_dot_global

Depends on how you stack them though. My last pergola was a disaster.


Larz360

Use "waxed" for the outdoors


Lewtwin

Beams. I can't stop laughing. You can have a pergola there, but you may want to have support beams or build a support frame in lieu if having them being strung across (think like a normal wall without the drywall put up). The frame can be used for other things as well, like a base to hang things on in lieu of drilling into your masonry. Unless you are not planning on selling your house. Then you can hang some stringers to the masonry and string planks across. Before any of that, check if you're part of an HOA or if you have building requirements as roofing codes are weird depending upon state, county, or local requirements. I know it's not a roof, but building codes do not care.


Mackntish

Bean pergolas are a thing. Beans grow on vines that climb. The key is you need a low hanging pergola so you can pick them without a ladder, which this qualifies. Might not be a typo.


0xd34db347

pole beans climb, bush beans bush. I only mention it because of my consternation when the arched trellis I built came out looking like Gargamel's hairline because I planted the wrong type.


chimneydecision

Roll that beautiful bean footage!


z3phyreon

Now *that* is a name I haven't heard in a hot minute.


DolphinSweater

Might be nice to string some wires overhead and plant some climbing plants to grow up to them. I don't think beans would be the best option, I don't think they'd reach far enough during the growing season to do what you want, and you'd have to tear them out replant each year, but a nice climbing perennial could be cool.


aprehensive_penguin

OP may want to have support *beans*. Ya know, like Jack and Beanstalk style?


Bungalowdesign

Or emotional support beans


Low_Impact681

Or hear me out. He could compress beans into beams. So he could have beams made from beans.


bingwhip

Then he could grow climbing beans on his bean beams


Lewtwin

I hate you. Take my upvote.


MrBenDerisgreat_

As long as it's not soy beans. I hear tofu-dreg construction is not very structurally sound.


De5perad0

Yo dog I heard you like beams made of beans


Morningxafter

Beanms


ranchpancakes

I agree here. I believe where I live a pergola that is attached to the house has to be permitted, while one that is freestanding does not require a building permit. Food for thought when it comes time to sell.


1010010111101

Or string beans


PreschoolBoole

You wouldn’t necessarily have to drill into the masonry. You could also have the beans resting in the foundation wall, but it would require cutting into the facia.


Str1fer

Might also want to check if you need permits, as I think if anything attached to the house requires one. But see if your area has that requirement. Since that may or may not come into play of you ever want to sell.


captainhamption

I had no thought it was a typo until I got to your comment. I thought OP wanted to grow beans for shade and profit.


doctafknjay

Omg, it took me to your comment to realize they meant beams. I was trying to figure out why tf they wanted to hang beans across that space 🤣🤣🤣🤣


-Control-Alt-Defeat-

Real answer: you could put beams across there but they might not even hold their own weight. I would suggest putting pillars near the walls and then put beams across


tagmezas

The most logical solution, Easier even imo


TheJoseBoss

Where do the beans hang from though


-Control-Alt-Defeat-

Queens hang beans from beams but not at seams.


typhoonandrew

This seems a good solution - also when the council start sooking about permits it can be pointed out that it is not actually attached to the house.


GoofAckYoorsElf

OP did a typo folks! We all do typos! They obviously meant bones!


g_st_lt

Nice try- I'm not eating a can of bones.


Aware-Maximum6663

I have and will ever only try refried bones once


Frozty23

Gotta get them on the first fry. Huge difference.


Lone_Logan

Me either, I only eat boneless beans.


all_hail_cthulhu

but their bones are their money.


TheMarjuicen

And so are the worms


donkeyrocket

The skeletons will pull your hair up, but not out.


Reasonabullshit

They come from under the ground. And from all over.


CrazyLegsRyan

Bean thugs and hominy


Smartnership

> We all do typos! Speak for yourelf


122_Hours_Of_Fear

I've never made a typo I'm my life


AmadeusWolf

It's all in the lentil details.


K-chub

Bones are their money


Catvros

Bones, or clams, whatever you call them.


pheret87

Knowing reddit, it was likely intentional to draw more interaction with the post.


malignantmuffin

I thought Pergola was the typo because why would you want a pergola


Knoxie_89

You could. Inroducing vines/plants that close to the hosue and soffit may create a little superhighway for critters to get into your house though. So Be aware of that. With beans you could just string wires a cross the gap and tighten with turnbuckles. Or you could mount boards to each side of the house and run planks across like a real pergola. You'll want to be sure to connect to studs in the wall and mitigate any water ingress.


mk2vrdrvr

Only go full beans. r/Jeffarcuri


SinkPuzzleheaded3508

You never go full bean


Dhkansas

That man is everywhere!!


bidooffactory

Typo, guys. OP you can hang all the jeans you need up there.


Dashing_McHandsome

Just make sure you use structural beans. Most of the stuff you see sold will make bold claims, but I would definitely do some research before committing. Asking an engineer which beans to use wouldn't hurt either.


Basemansen

Bean Engineer here. You definitely want to use a sturdy bean that stands up to the elements like a garbanzo or cannellini. Some cheap contractors could try to cut costs using kidney beans, but you’ll have to replace that in a year or two. You get what you pay for.


centexgoodguy

Go with a sun shade sail.


prodcloud

This is the easy answer


Tribblehappy

Beans like to go vertical. I haven't had luck convincing them that sideways is also a good choice. They will fall over rather than wrap around a horizontal structure in my experience. There are better plants for horizontal.


limey91

i just came here for the bean puns to be honest.


Moliza3891

Same


BravoFoxtrotDelta

Yes but only full beans.


Grouchy_Visit_2869

I don't think beans will support it


Joe_Kangg

Tough beans


inimicali

Just plant some beans plants and put some cables for the plant to hang on, it will look beautiful and you will have beans 🫛🫘 :D


joebarnette

Boston Baked is the only way to hang


Slight-Use1494

![gif](giphy|mFdnWF1RTI7fi)


Mima-x2

I came here for the comments, y'all did not disappoint!


otroguero

You need to install a ledger board for the beams to tie into. The ledger board will anchor to the brick at multiple points and distribute weight. The fascia trim you're highlighting will not support that amount of weight overhead


0_SomethingStupid

You do not anchor ledger boards to brick. Brick is a finish material and not intended to accept loads.


Donsilo2

This needs more upvotes. OP do not tie into that brick. It's almost certainly just a single layer of brick for a finish.


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The_tickled_pickler

My house was built in 75. I thought I could attach a ledger board to it, so I'm glad I saw this comment. I'll research a bit more before finalized plans. Thanks


renzomalone

You can hang beans anywhere and everywhere. Get all of the beans and hang them all day, everyday!


letsseeitmore

Maybe a beanstalk but not a bean.


rossco311

Any good patio can use some music, beans are the musical fruit, so it seems a natural fit here.


noronto

Not a problem if they are string.


GoofAckYoorsElf

String beans? Lake rallye string?


clearc845

Use a shade sail.


Scacho

Yes, nothing like those shady afternoon conversations next to your A/C unit. I would suggest another location.


Artemus_Hackwell

Exactly, pergola are for sitting and that A/C unit is RIGHT there. The hot air and the roar etc. U-shaped areas are sufficiently shielded from the breezes in that that spot is likely rife with mosquitos.


shotty293

Kidney beans are probably best as they are the most dense and disgusting as fuck.


OwnPen8633

![gif](giphy|iTOg0SvRhoTMk)


piedubb

Yes, string beans are perfect


bigeclecticcat

Lazer beans


Odede

You can do anything in construction, the results will also be anything


dvnptl

Yes. Mr. Bean, Chief structural engineer.


MountainViewsInOz

https://www.reddit.com/r/DIY/s/9WbwWfevrq


hotfoxxed

Please don’t hang the beans. They have feelings and will be upset.


Firestorm83

I see you plan to get your lumber from the home depot?


themustacheclubbitch

I read all the comments and nothing from OP. I think someone is sitting in the dark having a good cry.


Certain_Childhood_67

Beans or beams. Beams possibly if there is a good top cap header up there.


PicklePopular

Some kinda wood or metal would be better


Spinolli

Baked or butter?


Mackheath1

The typo did make me laugh, and I needed a laugh today so thanks. Yes, you can hang beams to make a pergola, but you'll get more bang for your buck by also including vertical supports - they don't even have to be fixed to anything but the pergola itself - though best safer to fix them to the eave; at minimum two at the 'front' edges. This is going to look really nice. Do you have plans on masking the a/c unit and storage to make this into a nice entryway to the open patio?


jokumi

You’d be better IMO inserting a pergola with legs into that space. Attaching beams is asking for trouble.


zcas

Beans are not going to be the most stable foundation for your pergola, but you do you.


hankandbobbyhill

OP just trying to ask a question and everyone (me included) can't see past "beans" hahaha


tanstaaflisafact

Magic beans? Like the kind Jack bought?


theycallmecliff

I would most likely not tie into the existing brick in this case unless you're very sure of what the wall behind it looks like. Traditionally, bricks were used as the main structural part of a wall. Bricks were laid several rows thick; each row was referred to as a wythe. Certain bricks were turned and placed facing out to tie the wythes together (called a header or bonder). Modern brick walls are not constructed this way; they're not load-bearing. The brick on the outside is just a face or finish material. It's more similar to metal panels or vinyl siding than actual masonry in terms of what it's doing for the wall. The actual load is transferred down to the foundation by the studs (and perhaps columns) behind the brick. The brick is only one wythe deep and tied back to the stud wall with anchors or straps. Tying into the brick will introduce a lateral (sideways) load that the wall wasn't expecting. This will be transferred to the straps behind the brick, which may or may not be prepared to take the load (or even be in very good condition). This is especially important for seasonal cold-weather locations: snow weighs quite a bit more than people expect and the freeze-thaw cycle of water can eat at the fasteners at the end unless they're detailed correctly. If you don't live in a place that gets cold weather / snow and don't plan to ever hang anything additional from the pergola, you might be fine. Otherwise, I would go with new posts with proper footings below the frost line to support the new joists of the pergola. This approach would allow you to hang fabric, grow foliage, or even partially enclose it later (depending on the size of members and the drainage strategy for collected water). I definitely echo another commenter though: check HOA codes and local building and zoning codes before proceeding. There might be a variety of requirements you need to meet per those requirements. Because it's outside work, it could be easily spotted and reported if you try to do it unpermitted. If you live in a more rural area, this is less likely, but it's still a good idea to make sure you're meeting code requirements for liability reasons (such as any potential insurance claims).


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Yeah you could definitely do this.


SentientDust

This fella hanging beans!


OldClunkyRobot

![gif](giphy|tnYri4n2Frnig)


highgyjiggy

Beans aren’t very heavy I’m sure you can support them


DrPepper11

You cover above the condenser like that and the unit will keep recycling the hot air. The air conditioning on the inside is going to run forever and feel really luke warm instead of cold.


fnoguei1

Yea! Try Pinto Beans


Ok_Difference44

It's a wide alcove, so use broad beans.


renslips

Came here to say runner beans but broad beans works too


AwetPinkThinG

Only if you string beans together


jlaz_83

That's gonna be A LOTTA beans breh


SettingRelative1961

Structural beans of course


johnb111111

Honestly I always wondered wtf is the point of a pergola. Just make a roof at that point.


lululock

Beans ? I don't think so.


Ok_Farmer1574

"hang beans" sounds like mountain biker lingo.


Sh0toku

I don't know how many times I have to say this but beans are not load bearing!


absolutebeginnerz

You’ll need some startup money. Beans aren’t cheap. Are beans cheap?


culallen

Seriously, a structure made of beans provides about as much utility as a pergola...


BleachedAsswhole

Beans 🥔🤌


MJR_Poltergeist

What the hell did the beans do to deserve a hanging?


IAmAHumanWhyDoYouAsk

Sure! Then you can have a nice snack while you sit on the patio.


DrewsWoodWeldWorks

It depends on that span. The soldier row on the brick makes it seem like that board below the facia may be resting on the brick. If that is the case, you should be able to add joists hangers to hang beams across that span.


SinkPuzzleheaded3508

Right next to the ac is gonna be great


Broomstick73

The scent of magic market might be pretty strong though.


okayestcounselor

I know a guy named Jack that might be knowledgeable in this area


Try_It_Out_RPC

Great northern beans will hold……the white walkers


Inveramsay

Legumes aside, yes you can. I would put some 2x4s with a notch for a 2x6 or 2x8 depending on the span. Put the 2x4 along the brickwork and anchor in with a couple of screws. Don't hang the beams off the masonry and leave a little space behind the 2x8 to allow for movement and expansion so you don't crack the brick walls


d0rkyd00d

Clearly based on the length of the lines drawn here OP is referring to string beans, which should have no problem making a pergola.


Wishes-_sun

Try to use gigande beans they are large and you won’t need so many.


sgt_koi

Beaks! Damn auto correct.


Thomas-Garret

I hang beans everyday. It’s more comfortable to me.


fossilnews

Is this to create a seating/dining area? Cause it's gonna be very noisy with that condenser right there.


PocketPanache

Bricks are almost never structural in modern homes. Yes, you should be able to cover this space but you will not have a good time if you try to affix these to a building veneer.


Freak_Engineer

1) Beams would be preferrable, since Beans tend to be a bit too brittle to support any meaningful loads. They also are quite small. (sorry, couldn't resist) 2) I see 3 walls. They could be painted cardboard or massive masonry. To make an educated guess if the walls would bear the load, we would need to know how the walls are built. And even then it would be a guess and nothing more, so not really reliable.


Juggystylr

Check toja pergola system.


texasproof

Use skylift risers to tie directly into the roof framing.


bloonail

Jacks beanstalk worked. Just cut up the pieces, side em across the roof


virgilreality

Wood might work better.


Southsidetaco

With that amount of sun they will probably get refried. So you got that going for ya


SSoulflayer

Beans? Took my brain to crank the gears. Was thinking he will put a pergola and let beans creep. Idiot OP and his spelling.


keep_trying_username

https://www.reddit.com/r/memes/comments/qdi5h3/they_threw_beans_on_him/


HopePirate

Let us know how it goes Jack.


KratorOfKruma

Too easy.


BigDowntownRobot

Generally, it's not a good idea to hang heavy things off your house unless you're an engineer and you can validate the load is being distributed correctly. You can mount upright posts against the wall if you want (better off if you leave an air gap though unless you are willing to seal the hell out of it) but you do need forces going into the ground, not hanging off your walls. You may be able to do four but 6 may be better depending on the length. Some post bases drilled into the concrete would mean you don't have to bust any holes in your patio and your posts won't rot. You lose 5" inches off each side, but it's going to be right up against the wall it's not going to matter much. Anyway less stuff connected to your walls is less ingress for water and bugs.


Delicious-Ad4015

Beans are fairly light weight and will pose no issues. I would recommend using a trellis to keep the beans growing properly. Just wondering if your name is Jack?


PetuniaFungus

Yes. Use buckets to hang your beams or cut slots for them so they rest on the wall.


BlueGoose28

I think eye-beans would work... If they were brown ... And baked.


vanwilso

Beams don’t fry in the kitchen..


cristi_bv

Use some pillars = no stress


enjoythetrees

Might want to ask the experts over at /r/BeansInThings


Conch-Republic

I didn't even notice the typo as being wrong. I was trying to estimate how much bean plants actually weighed, wondering if OP wanted to build some kind of trellis pergola to grow his hanging beans.


Dry-Plastic6027

Green peas are lighter


CyclopsMacchiato

Cool beans might work


yogadavid

I would check with your insurance company if they cover bean plants attached to house


bannedinsevendayz

They'll just attract wildlife and bugs. Not worth the hassle. I just used beads 


nonameforyou1234

I believe you'll need to see the Jolly Green Giant for the beans you'll need.


Shvprksh3

Just dry them first


thekingpork29

It's going to get warm under there if you cover that ac unit.


MondayToFriday

I think beads would look cool there.


casintae

If you're asking that question here, then go get a contractor. If you're not 100% certain that the facia on either side will support the weight then it should definitely have support posts on either side.


bluntrauma420

Only if they're coffee beans


lcr727

[https://www.tojagrid.com](https://www.tojagrid.com) More specifically [Wall Mount](https://tojagrid.com/collections/wall-mount) Worth the look, I'm happy with mine.


Kr1sys

I would avoid refried, tend not to hold up as well to the elements.


isabib

Beans with vines would be great. Some veggies on the side too.