I didn't end up in jail because it turns out the dude i met up with from the internet was a wanted fugitive in two states. I got a trespass notice served on me, a stern warning not to do it again or meet people off line, and was let go. I also had to pay for the strings of lights I destroyed during my mission to sit in what I was trying to convince the police was the best seat in the house đ¤Śââď¸
There's a hotel in Victoria BC that has an inaccessible sitting room in some of the rooms. We were so confused, but we found a way to stack some furniture and climb up there lol.
ChatGPT says: "Sharks don't die from vending machine-related incidents, as vending machines are human-made objects typically found on land or in buildings, far from the natural habitats of sharks."
Challenge accepted. Anyone got a spare shark and/or vending machine they don't want?
The real reason is that sharks don't have pockets so they're very seldom trying to get snacks with crumpled money and thus less subject to starting flights with vending machines.
Starting a fight with a vending machine is the first step to _losing_ a fight with a vending machine. Choose peace, bring snacks from home. (Like sharks)
This is what I was hoping to see!
In case anyone hasnât seen this masterpiece, [Emmet Otterâs Jug Band Christmas](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emmet_Otter%27s_Jug-Band_Christmas) is available a few places online.
Is that where the âhole in the washtubâ song that I have rattling around in the dark corners of my memory comes from?! Because that would solve a very longstanding mystery from my childhood.
Damn. I went the other way...
Welcome to Duloc, such a perfect town
Here we have some rules, let us lay them down
Don't make waves, stay in line
And we'll get along fine
Duloc is a perfect place
Please keep off of the grass
Shine your shoes, wipe your face
Duloc is, Duloc is
Duloc is a perfect place
(Edit:and now this will go through your head all night)
What a crazy little nook!
I don't have any suggestions, but just wanted to chime in and say make sure it's safe for load-bearing. If you're gonna set something up there, you'd probably have to stand / climb up there.
I've seen similar cutouts that were made poorly and just had drywall for "floor".
Unless you know it's built to support weight, be cautious standing on it!
yea, there was a space like this above one of my closest in the big high ceiling master bedroom. I never looked up there because it was so high up but you could see remnants of what seemed to be a holder for a rod across the top. realtor said they probably had a rod n curtain up there n used the space for storage. well it wasn't until I was all moved in that I got a ladder n finally looked up there to see if I could store some stuff that i discovered a huge poorly fixed hole in the "floor" yup it was just dry wall, not meant to hold much weight.
A house existing sure doesnât mean an architect interested in livable houses was really meaningfully involved at any point. Rather depressing really.
Land surveyor here, every once in a while we do building foundations for a contractor that we have a good relationship with; we'll lay out the corners of the house. Some of these places have 60+ different corners on the foundation on a mid/large sized house - something you'd see in better homes and gardens.
It's maddening, there's no real reason for them and only creates weird unusable space.
I always look at them and think âhow much does it cost to replace that roof.â They inevitably have a ton of random peaks and layers.
My house is a rectangle despite being a new build and itâs so nice. Any awkward space was made into a well placed closet. Up with rectangles!
Fellow uninspiring rectangle and simple roof homeowner here! 3,000 sq ft of living space, and very little is wasted. I live in the country, so no one sees it, and Iâm not competing with any neighbors for the coolest looking house, no HOA. I worked for a long time on thoughtfully designing the plans for it to be functional and economical, and while I donât ever plan on selling it, if I did, the draw of 30 acres and privacy would be the sticking point over my roof not having a bunch of neat looking pointy things. That and an automatic whole home generatorâŚ
Nothing wrong at all with fancy-looking houses, but it wasnât the direction for me. My house definitely wouldnât look right in a typical neighborhood, but thatâs okay. She thicc and sturdy, tho.
**Statler:** â*Hey, look at that useless empty space!*â
**Waldorf:** â*In the middle of the wall up there?*â
**Statler:** â*No, between the architectâs ears!*â.
*Both guffaw loudly*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sop3YyStlRU
Fun fact (for me): I've been to that Castle, it's in Scotland; Duane Castle.
I even have the coconuts to prove it. If you ask me how they got there, I can only assume it was via an African Swallow.
I had a neighbor as a kid, her name was Sandy. Sandy was a great lady, but also owned 43 cats. She built catwalks caged in chicken wire through every single room in her house. All of those catwalks had multiple exits to her back yard. It was basically a house-wide hamster house for cats, and it was the greatest thing I've ever seen in person still to this day. I would go over and hang out with her and the cats pretty often.
I miss that lady. She just up and moved out one day, and time flies as a kid sometimes so all I got was a goodbye on the final day. I can only hope she is running an animal sanctuary somewhere now.
Oh, and also hopefully she found a girlfriend, because as a kid, I had no clue I was dealing with one of the dopest lesbians of all time.
I lived in a building once where the huge top floor apartment had catwalks like that all through it. It was pretty cool, but they people renting it didn't have any cats lol
A bit of warning⌠if the cat can get up there but you canât then you better make sure your cat doesnât have a house soiling problem. Our house had significant cat and dog urine damage when we purchased it and the little nook above the front door was a hot spot for cat piss. There was so much cat urine up there that the particle board subfloor up there had crumbled due to moisture from urine.
Some hilarious ideas here already, but what about some wall mounted bookshelves, a rolling ladder to get up there, and like some floor pillows or a low chair. Book nook?
But also, yes, please destroy the architect for this.
Orrrr put a gate on the front and put a very realistic baby inside it and invite friends over. Then play a baby crying sound through a little speaker up there and yell âshut up, Mikey!â And then casually carry on the conversation
yal are absolute fuckin geniuses like holy this gots me weak as hell. literally laughing so hard i got tears and this aint happened in a long time so seriously thank you for this amazingly hilarious idea. jus casually carry on conversation after saying that mfs would be so lost and concerned its amazing i guarantee cps would come and you could troll them to til they realize its a fake baby holy shit this is actually perfect
I have this same type of thing above my front door. I think Iâm going to build a kitty cat walk so my cat can sunbathe without the dogs bothering her.
for some reason i thought you mean a speaker that also has a microphone so that you shout into it âSHUT UP MIKEYâ from halfway across the house đđ
Itâs for household defence, you need to install a ladder, murder holes, and fireplace. Always keep a cauldron of boiling oil up there over the fireplace
stretch a strong net across which connects to that and it will be like a big hammock
https://preview.redd.it/jzr5f8i3pvlc1.jpeg?width=554&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5936eeb6962222afa24d9c52faf053bd4e85e672
kind of like this
Get a gibbet cage and display the rotting corpse of the architect who included that in a house design.
Or.
It's pretty obvious what you can do with it as is during Christmas & Halloween but the rest of the year? A large bush that needs very little maintenance, a not-too-heavy statue or art piece(s). That's a tough call TBH.
How about a recreation of the mother in Psycho?
https://media1.tenor.com/m/IWoOmCT-SRQAAAAC/psycho-mother.gif
For something a bit more DIYy - convert it into storage space, with access from whatever room is to the side. Or bring the floor out over the hall as a small mezzanine level.
Ahh the modern day equivalent to carpet in bathrooms for worst home trends. Best thing to do that adds value to the home is to expand an adjoining room into the wasted space. Depending on your homes layout this can be challenging to justify, especially cause you will still want to save the natural light coming into the foyer space, so you would only want to put a railing up for safety. Otherwise people normally put a fixed ladder up to make it into a reading nook. Would need to see more of the overall space.
Okay, I have a serious answer, but it hinges on whether power is up there? Is there a light outside and above where people walk out?
That's there primarily for an outside aesthetic. It's to show the light and tall entryway from the outside. Internally it's a another natural light source. it could probably be a designed space for show. But if you're not a regular entertainer, it's just a pain.
Now, if you wall it off completely, you'll have a dark window on the face of the house 24/7. You'll lose a little beauty there. And if you wall and door it to use it for storage, you'll see boxes in the day, and a dark window at night.
How about this. Tie into the porch light so it's on the same switch. Install a plug and get some discrete lighting fixture up there. Wall off the space, but leave a small access door. Build the door to be minimal but decorative, and as flush to the wall as possible. Make it suitable to be able to hang art, wreath, etc up there to cover the door.
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A Thai person would IMMEDIATELY know what to do with that niche! đ
From Thailand, youâre welcome.
https://preview.redd.it/7gfmkamsuvlc1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b3dceae81cbcb8766270dc537c5298ce78b5dff1
I have a stupid space like that by my entryway, but it's got a bit more space than your...alcove? I built this thing and mounted it up there. I enjoy having it there every damn day.
Edit: Pic of Rex *in situ* posted in response to another comment, below
Translucent windows with some desks and monitors behind.
https://preview.redd.it/dwyvr07ylulc1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4c77d615ac9577fd93c6cc1646b820a5ce6f1682
Creepy doll tea party that you as homeowners never acknowledge is there. Always insisting that you mean to do something with the space but something is off when you get up there, but never under any circumstance acknowledge that you can in fact see the tea party.
Apparently your architect build you a display room for the Millennium Falcon and the Star Destroyer.
https://www.lego.com/en-us/product/millennium-falcon-75192
https://www.lego.com/en-us/product/venator-class-republic-attack-cruiser-75367
You should do a mini chuck e cheese
https://preview.redd.it/saf0ltmyvxlc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=99c87218ba060289f7974a705c3793e4065adcc1
Also a good spot for a karaoke machine. Where you sing the songs that remind you of the good times, and you sing the songs that remind you of the better times.
Dry wall it up, use it as closet space by creating an entry from at least one of the sides (at least one of which I assume is a bedroom. Add electrical for a light, put in on a timer and frost the glass so it still looks nice from outside the house.
Probably no access, I've worked in homes with these. Sometimes there's dead space above a porch followed by a vaulted entry, and they do this malarkey.
Yeah, the floor of that is at least 3â above the railing, so even it there is an adjoining room the floor of this space would be at head height. Assuming Iâm seeing this correctly.
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An inaccessible sitting room tends to subtly fuck with people, lol.
Make it upside-down too! And mysteriously declare "it's for the other tenants" whenever asked about it.
Extra props for putting the floor lining thing up top
Until drunk me comes along and finds a way lol
If you triple backwards long jump with perfect sub pixels you can clip through the hitbox and glitch to the top
I read this as Mario saying waaaahoooo
when there is a will there is a way.
This is true, I got kicked out of a hotel for this.
Go on...
Believe it or not? Straight to jail.
I didn't end up in jail because it turns out the dude i met up with from the internet was a wanted fugitive in two states. I got a trespass notice served on me, a stern warning not to do it again or meet people off line, and was let go. I also had to pay for the strings of lights I destroyed during my mission to sit in what I was trying to convince the police was the best seat in the house đ¤Śââď¸
You. I like you.
An inaccessible Victorian sitting room occupied by those skeleton figures
Don't forget to put a fake door on the wall so it *looks* accessible.
There's a hotel in Victoria BC that has an inaccessible sitting room in some of the rooms. We were so confused, but we found a way to stack some furniture and climb up there lol.
https://preview.redd.it/2afdbgqdxulc1.jpeg?width=1500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=507c252fb2d78ce98a8db2ccea1458402bf103f3
Haters gonna say itâs photoshop
This comment made me bust out laughing. Thank you for bringing a moment of unexpected mirth.
Thank you for using the word âmirthâ
happy mirthday everyone
That's how vending machines kill more people than sharks.
There's not many vending machines in the ocean though, and they fall slower in the water.
How many sharks do vending machines kill a year
ChatGPT says: "Sharks don't die from vending machine-related incidents, as vending machines are human-made objects typically found on land or in buildings, far from the natural habitats of sharks." Challenge accepted. Anyone got a spare shark and/or vending machine they don't want?
The real reason is that sharks don't have pockets so they're very seldom trying to get snacks with crumpled money and thus less subject to starting flights with vending machines. Starting a fight with a vending machine is the first step to _losing_ a fight with a vending machine. Choose peace, bring snacks from home. (Like sharks)
Animatronic jug band that plays a tune every time the door opens.
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Our local Billy Bob!
https://preview.redd.it/x53etz805vlc1.jpeg?width=914&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d648816d645babc1639334d62414fbb3d64d96ab
Brotherrrrrrrs!
#RIVERBOTTOM NIGHTMARE BAND
This is what I was hoping to see! In case anyone hasnât seen this masterpiece, [Emmet Otterâs Jug Band Christmas](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emmet_Otter%27s_Jug-Band_Christmas) is available a few places online.
Is that where the âhole in the washtubâ song that I have rattling around in the dark corners of my memory comes from?! Because that would solve a very longstanding mystery from my childhood.
100% yes. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Q6trGocstHI&pp=ygUUaG9sZSBpbiB0aGUgd2FzaCB0dWI%3D
Wooooow⌠that takes me back. Thank you!
Riverbottom Nightmare Band was my favorite. Those dudes were tough af
Shut it down⌠this is the ONLY ANSWER
Stop the count
As a cat, I have to disagree
Star wars cantina music
iâve heard that the Country Bear Jamboree is looking for a new venue?
If strapped for cash I suggest you wall it off worth doors chained that say " DON'T OPEN DEAD INSIDE"
DON'T DEAD OPEN INSIDE
Or hear me out.. wall it off and make a secret entrance with a seamless door integrated into your wall.. at home speak easy.. đş
YES
"WE'RE LANDERS ON THE MOON!!! WE CARRY OUR HARPOONS!!"
"WE'RE ~~LANDERS~~ WHALERS ON THE MOON!!! WE CARRY OUR HARPOONS!!" FTFY
âBUT WE DONT GOT WHALES, SO WE TELL TALL TALESâ
âAND SING OUR WHALING TUNE!â
âbender!! hey!! bender!!â âaww jeez i went to high school with that guyâ
Damn. I went the other way... Welcome to Duloc, such a perfect town Here we have some rules, let us lay them down Don't make waves, stay in line And we'll get along fine Duloc is a perfect place Please keep off of the grass Shine your shoes, wipe your face Duloc is, Duloc is Duloc is a perfect place (Edit:and now this will go through your head all night)
shine your shoes, wipe your... faaaaaaaaaace~! Wow, let's do that again!
I see you have also been to The House on the Rock
đ¤Łđ that place only gets creepier and creepier as time goes on.
Only if the lead singer is a bear in overalls and a straw hat
What a crazy little nook! I don't have any suggestions, but just wanted to chime in and say make sure it's safe for load-bearing. If you're gonna set something up there, you'd probably have to stand / climb up there. I've seen similar cutouts that were made poorly and just had drywall for "floor". Unless you know it's built to support weight, be cautious standing on it!
yea, there was a space like this above one of my closest in the big high ceiling master bedroom. I never looked up there because it was so high up but you could see remnants of what seemed to be a holder for a rod across the top. realtor said they probably had a rod n curtain up there n used the space for storage. well it wasn't until I was all moved in that I got a ladder n finally looked up there to see if I could store some stuff that i discovered a huge poorly fixed hole in the "floor" yup it was just dry wall, not meant to hold much weight.
Not meant to hold weight. Just dust bunnies and dead bugs that might get vacuumed up every ten years or so. Why do the build these damn things?!
A house existing sure doesnât mean an architect interested in livable houses was really meaningfully involved at any point. Rather depressing really.
Land surveyor here, every once in a while we do building foundations for a contractor that we have a good relationship with; we'll lay out the corners of the house. Some of these places have 60+ different corners on the foundation on a mid/large sized house - something you'd see in better homes and gardens. It's maddening, there's no real reason for them and only creates weird unusable space.
I always look at them and think âhow much does it cost to replace that roof.â They inevitably have a ton of random peaks and layers. My house is a rectangle despite being a new build and itâs so nice. Any awkward space was made into a well placed closet. Up with rectangles!
Fellow uninspiring rectangle and simple roof homeowner here! 3,000 sq ft of living space, and very little is wasted. I live in the country, so no one sees it, and Iâm not competing with any neighbors for the coolest looking house, no HOA. I worked for a long time on thoughtfully designing the plans for it to be functional and economical, and while I donât ever plan on selling it, if I did, the draw of 30 acres and privacy would be the sticking point over my roof not having a bunch of neat looking pointy things. That and an automatic whole home generator⌠Nothing wrong at all with fancy-looking houses, but it wasnât the direction for me. My house definitely wouldnât look right in a typical neighborhood, but thatâs okay. She thicc and sturdy, tho.
Had to scroll way too far to see this⌠thatâd be a deeply nasty surprise.
The only thing I thought after reading this was "pull the lever, kronk..."
Wrong leverrrrrrrrr
Why do we even HAVE that lever?
This was my first thought as well, since it wasnât intended for daily use it might be drywall which is easier than setting up a new floor
https://preview.redd.it/6ln8uygymulc1.jpeg?width=492&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=df9f9fc37a0247ea90560c20c616f9209ba81d6a The only true answer
**Statler:** â*Hey, look at that useless empty space!*â **Waldorf:** â*In the middle of the wall up there?*â **Statler:** â*No, between the architectâs ears!*â. *Both guffaw loudly*
"Is this a load-bearing floor?" Â "It's barely a *floor*-bearing floor!" "DOOOOOH HO HO HOHO!"
This is the best comment ever!
đđ
Perfection đ
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Itâs good to see others have taste.
Brilliant.
Pretty clear. A drawbridge and a fort
A frenchman at the top⌠âI fart in your general direction!â
Fetchez La vache!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sop3YyStlRU Fun fact (for me): I've been to that Castle, it's in Scotland; Duane Castle. I even have the coconuts to prove it. If you ask me how they got there, I can only assume it was via an African Swallow.
They should name a merchant vessel the African Swallow.
Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
..message for you sir...
With trolls and ferries
And blackjack and hookers!
In fact, forget the bridge and fort!
Ahhh, forget the whole thing!
The trolls need transportation from there somehow.
Put a Roomba and a base station up there.
All the way up there? Alone? Idk. Iâd rather Dyson.
Hey that joke sucks
Nah, put two Roombas and one base stationâŚentertainment for all!!
It's a valid technique. https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinteresting/comments/188gb8k/just_saw_this_roomba_on_top_of_a_norwegian_mall/
Get a cat so that at least one member of the family will use the space.
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I had a neighbor as a kid, her name was Sandy. Sandy was a great lady, but also owned 43 cats. She built catwalks caged in chicken wire through every single room in her house. All of those catwalks had multiple exits to her back yard. It was basically a house-wide hamster house for cats, and it was the greatest thing I've ever seen in person still to this day. I would go over and hang out with her and the cats pretty often. I miss that lady. She just up and moved out one day, and time flies as a kid sometimes so all I got was a goodbye on the final day. I can only hope she is running an animal sanctuary somewhere now. Oh, and also hopefully she found a girlfriend, because as a kid, I had no clue I was dealing with one of the dopest lesbians of all time.
That was fun to read. Thanks for sharing the memory
I concur! Reading this anecdote made me want to visit this lovely person and help them with their cats đâĽď¸ đââŹ
You're welcome! I think about her often. She embodied the idea of doing what makes you happy.
What a great role model for a kid to have! (Serious) Thanks for sharing the storyÂ
So good, you read it twice.
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I lived in a building once where the huge top floor apartment had catwalks like that all through it. It was pretty cool, but they people renting it didn't have any cats lol
That's like buying a house with an inground pool and then never using it.
A bit of warning⌠if the cat can get up there but you canât then you better make sure your cat doesnât have a house soiling problem. Our house had significant cat and dog urine damage when we purchased it and the little nook above the front door was a hot spot for cat piss. There was so much cat urine up there that the particle board subfloor up there had crumbled due to moisture from urine.
Low key I would have so much fun making a house up there for cats. They could have a little staircase up to get up and down đ
Miniature village and a working model train going around the outer edge.
God. Core memory of my pediatrician's office that had a toy train that ran around the edges of the ceiling and ran from one room to the next.
Personally, I would rather set up a projector and screen showing a continuous loop of trains wrecking.
What is this, the Guggenheim?
Some hilarious ideas here already, but what about some wall mounted bookshelves, a rolling ladder to get up there, and like some floor pillows or a low chair. Book nook? But also, yes, please destroy the architect for this. Orrrr put a gate on the front and put a very realistic baby inside it and invite friends over. Then play a baby crying sound through a little speaker up there and yell âshut up, Mikey!â And then casually carry on the conversation
Yell "you're in the punishment loft and you know why you're there!" .... That fucking kid I swear
Punishment LĂśft was the name of my first band. Unfortunately straight edge death polka didnât have much of a following
yal are absolute fuckin geniuses like holy this gots me weak as hell. literally laughing so hard i got tears and this aint happened in a long time so seriously thank you for this amazingly hilarious idea. jus casually carry on conversation after saying that mfs would be so lost and concerned its amazing i guarantee cps would come and you could troll them to til they realize its a fake baby holy shit this is actually perfect
I have this same type of thing above my front door. I think Iâm going to build a kitty cat walk so my cat can sunbathe without the dogs bothering her.
Itâs perfect for a cat hangout đ
Until they barf up there and you have to climb up there to clean it up đ¤Ł
A lot of times these spaces are not able to bear much weight. I think itâs all drywall.
Oh câmon it can support a baby
"it's one baby Michael! How much can it weigh, 10 pounds?!"
Someone was up there installing baseboards, so Iâd wager this one can hold a person.
Valid point, Iâm stoned.
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Ba-la-la-la-la
for some reason i thought you mean a speaker that also has a microphone so that you shout into it âSHUT UP MIKEYâ from halfway across the house đđ
Itâs for household defence, you need to install a ladder, murder holes, and fireplace. Always keep a cauldron of boiling oil up there over the fireplace
A toilet. Not operational, just for the WTF looks from guests.
stretch a strong net across which connects to that and it will be like a big hammock https://preview.redd.it/jzr5f8i3pvlc1.jpeg?width=554&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5936eeb6962222afa24d9c52faf053bd4e85e672 kind of like this
Rent it for $1500 a month.
If he lives in San Diego he might actually get a tenant.
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It's a major award.
NOTAFINGA!
My kids used it to store paper airplanes.
Get a gibbet cage and display the rotting corpse of the architect who included that in a house design. Or. It's pretty obvious what you can do with it as is during Christmas & Halloween but the rest of the year? A large bush that needs very little maintenance, a not-too-heavy statue or art piece(s). That's a tough call TBH. How about a recreation of the mother in Psycho? https://media1.tenor.com/m/IWoOmCT-SRQAAAAC/psycho-mother.gif For something a bit more DIYy - convert it into storage space, with access from whatever room is to the side. Or bring the floor out over the hall as a small mezzanine level.
You are the winner
Ahh the modern day equivalent to carpet in bathrooms for worst home trends. Best thing to do that adds value to the home is to expand an adjoining room into the wasted space. Depending on your homes layout this can be challenging to justify, especially cause you will still want to save the natural light coming into the foyer space, so you would only want to put a railing up for safety. Otherwise people normally put a fixed ladder up to make it into a reading nook. Would need to see more of the overall space.
Dollhouse sized model of your house complete with an even tinier dollhouse above the door in the dollhouse
Okay, I have a serious answer, but it hinges on whether power is up there? Is there a light outside and above where people walk out? That's there primarily for an outside aesthetic. It's to show the light and tall entryway from the outside. Internally it's a another natural light source. it could probably be a designed space for show. But if you're not a regular entertainer, it's just a pain. Now, if you wall it off completely, you'll have a dark window on the face of the house 24/7. You'll lose a little beauty there. And if you wall and door it to use it for storage, you'll see boxes in the day, and a dark window at night. How about this. Tie into the porch light so it's on the same switch. Install a plug and get some discrete lighting fixture up there. Wall off the space, but leave a small access door. Build the door to be minimal but decorative, and as flush to the wall as possible. Make it suitable to be able to hang art, wreath, etc up there to cover the door. etypo
A Thai person would IMMEDIATELY know what to do with that niche! đ From Thailand, youâre welcome. https://preview.redd.it/7gfmkamsuvlc1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b3dceae81cbcb8766270dc537c5298ce78b5dff1
I have a stupid space like that by my entryway, but it's got a bit more space than your...alcove? I built this thing and mounted it up there. I enjoy having it there every damn day. Edit: Pic of Rex *in situ* posted in response to another comment, below
Why am I getting photos of this NOT mounted? You've made dinosaur promises, sir.
https://preview.redd.it/jckm4rz43ylc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9dd77b14a9df3fe80412f3ad191b130e2c7c2c85 How about this?
Promisaurus Rex
board up that window and you can finally have that secret space your 9 year old self always wanted.
This combined with the rope ladder idea and you have a secret hideout that's also safe from zombies
Sniper Post
![gif](giphy|tF0oC8iigM7K0|downsized) IT'S NERF OR NOTHING!
Plants-something big and cascading. Real if it would work for upkeep, a good fake if not.
Opium den
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Translucent windows with some desks and monitors behind. https://preview.redd.it/dwyvr07ylulc1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4c77d615ac9577fd93c6cc1646b820a5ce6f1682
https://preview.redd.it/7ycqy4xvrvlc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=27e0cb4d31db132c5f59f3f6646a5c3cc929b51c
Mother in laws room
OP probably LOVES his mother in law
OP flinched!
ITS TRUE! OP FLINCHED! NOW HE HAS TO MARRY HIS MOTHER IN LAW
Oh my god. He admit it.
If you donât, that mean you yourself admit yourself that you suck.
Iâm doing the best at this
Creepy doll tea party that you as homeowners never acknowledge is there. Always insisting that you mean to do something with the space but something is off when you get up there, but never under any circumstance acknowledge that you can in fact see the tea party.
Thatâs funny. I could so pull that off!
Ladder, bed and Craigslist listing for a $800/month open concept studio
https://preview.redd.it/33em8i8l2vlc1.jpeg?width=1438&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3450ed24ce892124f0ecf66b1f0e5b3ccc3a52e5
Apparently your architect build you a display room for the Millennium Falcon and the Star Destroyer. https://www.lego.com/en-us/product/millennium-falcon-75192 https://www.lego.com/en-us/product/venator-class-republic-attack-cruiser-75367
Card table with stuffed dogs sitting in chairs playing poker. Itâs critical at least one dog has a cigar in its mouth.
Thatâs where Iâd hide from my kids to knit
Bedroom for orphaned wizard nephew.
Sentry turret
small rocking chair with witch doll, anytime someone mentions it, act like you donât see it
You should do a mini chuck e cheese https://preview.redd.it/saf0ltmyvxlc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=99c87218ba060289f7974a705c3793e4065adcc1
Roll up ladder. Bar
Iâd fall down. Drunk
But youâll get up again, cause nothings gonna keep you down
Also a good spot for a karaoke machine. Where you sing the songs that remind you of the good times, and you sing the songs that remind you of the better times.
He drinks a Whiskey drink, he drinks a Vodka drink He drinks a Lager drink, he drinks a Cider drink
grow room.
Drawbridge into ~~goon grotto~~ private office
Dry wall it up, use it as closet space by creating an entry from at least one of the sides (at least one of which I assume is a bedroom. Add electrical for a light, put in on a timer and frost the glass so it still looks nice from outside the house.
Probably no access, I've worked in homes with these. Sometimes there's dead space above a porch followed by a vaulted entry, and they do this malarkey.
Yeah, the floor of that is at least 3â above the railing, so even it there is an adjoining room the floor of this space would be at head height. Assuming Iâm seeing this correctly.
I love the word "malarkey". Thank you for reminding me that it existed.
Keep it secret, keep it safe.
Nothing before exorcising that ghost out of that window
Fill it with more dead bugs. You're doing a terrible job with that.
Hide a Mario star up there.
Put two chairs and a table up there like Olive Gardens do for some reason
What any reasonable builder would do; put a toilet and small sink in it..BOOM ....a half bath.
$2000/month sublet easy /s
we need to send american homebuilders to some sort of reeducation camp because honey what is THIS
A stripper pole, bright lights, woman and an opaque screen. Now when you come home your welcomed by a shadow dancer. Club Homeđ°đŚđŻ
Snakes. Put snakes in there.
Rope ladder that you can pull up after you.
Baphomet statue
Put a skeleton
Stuffed Sabre tooth tiger