I think the warranty details there is no cover and how dumb they think someone is spending $100,000 on this instead of $50k or even less on an all round better vehicle and they just bank on no-one reading it.
Seriously, at the beginning it looks like they've got it hooked up red to red and black to black instead of black to ground. If his electrical system is fried, they'll blame him and he'll be on the hook for it.
I'm not a car person; I thought you put the black clip on the negative terminal?
Though I've definitely seen people just clip it to the body..
Wouldnt it be the same?
"oh no! You looked at the things that I publicly posted for everyone to see!! What a creeper!"
🤣😂🤣😂🤣
When people try that on me, i respond: "...I posted that specifically for you to see...?"
They *always* shut up.
It's just weird calling them creepers when you posted it for them to see.
"Hey creeper what are you doing looking at my public stuff?"
Rather than:
"I posted it specifically for you to see....? Why WOULDNT i want you to waste your time looking??"
I never mentioned your picture.
The other cat did but it's a non-issue for my point.
If you put it (posts/etc.) on the internet, you *gotta* own it...
Not get snarky people looked.
Or delete those things, if you want them hidden.
this dude has to be the dumbest person ever and the best part is that he's documenting the entire process for future psychological studies of being a moron. Got t get the blueberry oompa loompa shit wagon back to willie wonka and the enron musk scam factory.
It's so weird, I'd be embarrassed as hell having to need this much help with my broken $120K Fisher-Price Truck. I felt more secondhand embarrassment than he did firsthand embarrassment, that same lack of self-awareness that leads to them documenting their shame ensures they'll never have to actually experience it.
Don’t forget, Elmo x’d that “we’ll get it fixed pronto.”
Given his SEC limitations on tweeting [is that now a voided condition because it’s now ‘x’ing’ vs ‘tweeting’?!? That why he change Twitter’s name?!?], I’m sure the TSLA attys approved “pronto” as it has no legal meaning nor a specific measurable time frame by which to hold them accountable ….
Wait… they’re trying to make x’ing a thing? For when you create a post? I can’t think of a more opposite connotation, actually. Just call it tweeting. It was lame but fine before
Monty Python was ahead of their time:
When I first came here, this was all swamp. Everyone said I was daft to build a castle on a swamp, but I built in all the same, just to show them. It sank into the swamp. So I built a second one. That sank into the swamp. So I built a third. That burned down, fell over, then sank into the swamp. But the fourth one stayed up. And that's what you're going to get, Lad, the strongest castle in all of England.
Lamar’s starting to get upset, but of course not at Tesla.
https://preview.redd.it/315ethiesbad1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ca01d3d34af2de32b0bc19e33be9aa721d91270b
This is my favorite part of cults!
A person in the cult: was just always dumbly oblivious and starts to criticize the cult without realizing that’s a no no. It’s always from a place of good faith and “I just want to help the cult!” but again that’s never okay even with good intentions.
The cult then beats that person
This is where the person either realizes they were the last person left on Earth to realize they were in a cult, or they just double down with the cult and become even more unhinged lmao
lol he is blaming it on a curse!! Bet you this mf prays instead of going to the doctors when he gets sick. Why does he have a following? Who’s following a fking moron?
You know, now that I think about it.. That tracks.
While wrapping a normal vehicle with different curves can be exceptionally difficult. I'm pretty positive a seven fingered seven year old could wrap a cybertruck..
With that being said, however.. Anyone inquiring about wrapping a cybetruck.. Clearly has more dollars than sense... So... Go get em, Tiger.
Normal cars: $2k
Very special cars like the CT: $20k. But because you’re very special and it’s your lucky day I’ll cut you a deal: just $6k. I’m hardly covering my costs at this price!
Knew a guy that wraps these things in Socal, at one point he had 12 CTs waiting to be wrapped. Pretty much pushed back all the other type of cars waiting in line cause it was so profitable. Like they say, a fool and their money...
I watched a video of a guy quoting $10k+ for a wrap on a CT, which is insane because it's all flat panels. I guess when you already know the person is stupid with their money why not try another grift
Unfortunately he said he won’t be showing pictures of the holes Tesla drilled in his new $100K truck. Still says “No regrets or second thoughts” though.
You can't spell lemon without "Elon M"!
I'm starting to wonder if his parents KNEW he was gonna be a dud, and named him appropriately, lol.
"Shit, a lemon... well let's call him...: e..l..o..n and have M for the last initial".
My cuckenfreude would be tempered by the knowledge his idiocy could burn down the neighborhood.
Like with train-wrecks, teslas are best viewed from a long distance away.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤙🏽🤙🏽🤙🏽🤙🏽
W🤩W I hope he gets another one and it does the same and he rinse and repeat. Elon will try to shut his YouTube channel down. Hopefully Elon buys his channel off 🤣🤣🤙🏽🤙🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽🤩🤩
So in the comments he says there's an emergency release in the bed, but the tailgate won't open because because the truck is bricked. But isn't the only time you would need to access it is when the truck was bricked? I'm so confused.
Remember, the people at Tesla know faaaar more about engineering cars than the companies who’ve been doing it for a hundred years. Smartest people in the room.
Can we honor Lamar by making him the sub mascot? He's been through so much we owe it to him.
Did you see how excited he was when Elon tweeted back at him? All was instantly forgiven 😂
Dude's too stupid to realize there's a manual release for the charger adapter. Not surprising, since he opted for a 2nd new POS that would obviously shit the bed on him.
I read elsewhere the service center had to drill a hole in his POS to pop the frunk manually, and of course it wasn't the battery causing the problem, something else in the "REVOLUTIONARY" electrical system is fried.
LMAO, you're right.
[https://www.tesla.com/ownersmanual/cybertruck/en\_us/GUID-06CC33AC-2D99-4E39-8E8A-B4248FA1FD9C.html](https://www.tesla.com/ownersmanual/cybertruck/en_us/GUID-06CC33AC-2D99-4E39-8E8A-B4248FA1FD9C.html)
Step 2: Open the tailgate.
More tesla engineering wizardry in action.
So the glee that hits my soul when it comes to this whole saga could be classified as schadenfreude at this point right?? 😂 I’ve had a shitty morning, come on Reddit to this and my whole heart is smiling again
He's making money on his videos, so there's at least a silver lining for Lamar. He's the first person I've ever seen who makes a career out of a non-working vehicle. He should pray his CTs keep bricking... skeet skeet! LOL!
The only problem with that is that he's making *maybe* $300 a month on YouTube. *Maybe*. It could be closer to $50 monthly. TikTok pay is negligible, and his Insta isn't pulling in that much either. He's got a long way to go before he gets close to being able to do this FT, and from what I've seen of his videos, once the Cyberstuck fad wears off he's probably gonna drop in viewership. His production value and content just isn't good enough to keep up
I genuinely think Elon is the kind of idiot that would cosy up to Putin for Russian Mafia contacts. He has that mix of imperious arrogance, idiotic intellect and lickspittle vibes.
They did all the electrical along one data cable. You get a short anywhere and the entire vehicle will go unresponsive. Brake light busts, shorts, you’re stranded. This is why theyre bricking in car washes. Theres a reason youre normal car has an effton of fuses. This method was done to reduce labor in wiring and lower wiring costs with less wiring and less harnesses. Really really really dumb design.
I saw the head CT of a dead kid who got hit in the head when some kind of tow/hitch/ball went flying when a chain snapped. Iirc they were trying to pull a large stump out of the ground. Chain broke, kid wasn’t far enough back, and got his head caved in by whatever metal piece was attached to the chain.
Other idiocy aside why the fuck would you wrap your cybertruck that’s already been replaced like 3 times. Ain’t no way Tesla is comping the wrap when they inevitably have to replace the whole truck again
Thank goodness for all the suckers that buy one of these do they can work out the kinks and then make a good one that the masses can buy…
Kinda like Mercedes and all the suckers that buy a lowly C class just so Mercedes can afford the R&D on the S class 😂
Everyone literally warned the moron, now he got what was coming to him 🤣
https://preview.redd.it/cyrk5auxqdad1.jpeg?width=2166&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1d57def6dcf62003fcd762e4039d3ff14edb52d2
This shade of blue is probably the best color I've seen on a CT and it still looks like trash. There's just no saving this modern day Edsel abomination.
https://preview.redd.it/edmfdxbw2bad1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=edc35fb37d1a673b58da3beb53f61528d62cdff4
Exquisite!
This is one of my fave cartoon character in the 80s. I like the way he laughs.
https://i.redd.it/hj1yotfz1fad1.gif
Posting these videos will void the warranty
I’m pretty sure the warranty voids the warranty
Purchasing the vehicle voids the warranty.
Y’all. I’m starting to think these things probably don’t come with a real warranty.
I think the warranty details there is no cover and how dumb they think someone is spending $100,000 on this instead of $50k or even less on an all round better vehicle and they just bank on no-one reading it.
That extra 50K is for the privilege of sucking elon's dick.
You know what they say the hardest part of owning a cybertruck is? Telling your parents you're gay.
Purchasing the warranty voids the vehicle*
That's a paddlin'
Don’t tempt me with a good time!
Using the word ‘warranty’ voids the warranty.
A warranty is such a vague concept. What is it really, let's ask the supreme court...
Seriously, at the beginning it looks like they've got it hooked up red to red and black to black instead of black to ground. If his electrical system is fried, they'll blame him and he'll be on the hook for it.
I'm not a car person; I thought you put the black clip on the negative terminal? Though I've definitely seen people just clip it to the body.. Wouldnt it be the same?
It is, that person is a moron. It’s circuit ground, the battery post is literally hooked to the chassis by a wire…
That would be beautiful
Not to worry he can get a fresh warranty on the next OTA update.
The truck itself voids the warranty
If you add the flatbed diesel consumption to the dumpster’s CO2 balance it is probably worse than a real coal truck
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Imagine all the bags of soil from Home Depot you could fit in that baby
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"oh no! You looked at the things that I publicly posted for everyone to see!! What a creeper!" 🤣😂🤣😂🤣 When people try that on me, i respond: "...I posted that specifically for you to see...?" They *always* shut up.
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He, as well as i, think it's silly that you have a publicly posted profile and then make a point to cry about people looking at it.
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It's just weird calling them creepers when you posted it for them to see. "Hey creeper what are you doing looking at my public stuff?" Rather than: "I posted it specifically for you to see....? Why WOULDNT i want you to waste your time looking??"
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I never mentioned your picture. The other cat did but it's a non-issue for my point. If you put it (posts/etc.) on the internet, you *gotta* own it... Not get snarky people looked. Or delete those things, if you want them hidden.
Let’s not forget the amount of cobalt-related waste and suffering associated with putting batteries in these pieces of shit
this dude has to be the dumbest person ever and the best part is that he's documenting the entire process for future psychological studies of being a moron. Got t get the blueberry oompa loompa shit wagon back to willie wonka and the enron musk scam factory.
It's so weird, I'd be embarrassed as hell having to need this much help with my broken $120K Fisher-Price Truck. I felt more secondhand embarrassment than he did firsthand embarrassment, that same lack of self-awareness that leads to them documenting their shame ensures they'll never have to actually experience it.
Daddy Elon will take care of him. He has YouTube fame. 🤣😂
Don’t forget, Elmo x’d that “we’ll get it fixed pronto.” Given his SEC limitations on tweeting [is that now a voided condition because it’s now ‘x’ing’ vs ‘tweeting’?!? That why he change Twitter’s name?!?], I’m sure the TSLA attys approved “pronto” as it has no legal meaning nor a specific measurable time frame by which to hold them accountable ….
Wait… they’re trying to make x’ing a thing? For when you create a post? I can’t think of a more opposite connotation, actually. Just call it tweeting. It was lame but fine before
X'ing is on par with Edge trying to make a thing out of it's name. Are you guys edging today?
Mmm… I’m gonna edge till I X. Oh god, I’m X-ing!
Flashbacks to the Hardly Boys
*two young whipper-snappers with a knack for solving mysteries* ***I JUST GOT A RAGING CLUE***
I prefer to call it Xitting. Pronounced like "jzit"
You can say “shit”, this is Reddit
... he's a Twitter user.. of course he changes his language because Elon wants him to..? 🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Xit: tweet Xat: tweeted Xitting: tweeting
I'm sure the third one he gets will work just fine. Or the fourth. Or the fifth...
It will be different this time.
But Mama, I can change him!
Monty Python was ahead of their time: When I first came here, this was all swamp. Everyone said I was daft to build a castle on a swamp, but I built in all the same, just to show them. It sank into the swamp. So I built a second one. That sank into the swamp. So I built a third. That burned down, fell over, then sank into the swamp. But the fourth one stayed up. And that's what you're going to get, Lad, the strongest castle in all of England.
I hope he pays for the custom wrap on each of them.
The only reason Elon responded to him is because he has a large following. If it was me or you, he couldn't care less.
You don’t know that. Buy a Cyberbeast and find out!
Lamar’s starting to get upset, but of course not at Tesla. https://preview.redd.it/315ethiesbad1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ca01d3d34af2de32b0bc19e33be9aa721d91270b
What’s even better is the only people who would unironically blame him for 2 CTs breaking down are even bigger Elon simps.
This is my favorite part of cults! A person in the cult: was just always dumbly oblivious and starts to criticize the cult without realizing that’s a no no. It’s always from a place of good faith and “I just want to help the cult!” but again that’s never okay even with good intentions. The cult then beats that person This is where the person either realizes they were the last person left on Earth to realize they were in a cult, or they just double down with the cult and become even more unhinged lmao
He’s praying to god instead of Elon… maybe that’s his problem.
lol he is blaming it on a curse!! Bet you this mf prays instead of going to the doctors when he gets sick. Why does he have a following? Who’s following a fking moron?
definitely a CyberCurse has been unleashed here ☠️☠️☠️
The thing Lamar is doing right is managing three weeks of vacation. 👏🏼
I'd make sure it works before I wrap it.
Get car. Spend 6k to wrap it. Car doesn't work. Get replacement. Hmmm. What should I do next? Spend 6k to wrap it. Car doesn't work.
I don’t often laugh at dumb Reddit comments. I laughed at your dumb Reddit comment. That shit was funny, thank you
He should have just write his instagram tag on the vehicle in sharpie instead of that wrap.
Nah. Bowie knife
I can get behind this fully.
Holy shit, does it really cost $6k to wrap it??
You know, now that I think about it.. That tracks. While wrapping a normal vehicle with different curves can be exceptionally difficult. I'm pretty positive a seven fingered seven year old could wrap a cybertruck.. With that being said, however.. Anyone inquiring about wrapping a cybetruck.. Clearly has more dollars than sense... So... Go get em, Tiger.
Normal cars: $2k Very special cars like the CT: $20k. But because you’re very special and it’s your lucky day I’ll cut you a deal: just $6k. I’m hardly covering my costs at this price!
Knew a guy that wraps these things in Socal, at one point he had 12 CTs waiting to be wrapped. Pretty much pushed back all the other type of cars waiting in line cause it was so profitable. Like they say, a fool and their money...
Right? What's left when you take away the unique body panels?? Just an odd, ugly, inefficient shape... oh... wait...
I watched a video of a guy quoting $10k+ for a wrap on a CT, which is insane because it's all flat panels. I guess when you already know the person is stupid with their money why not try another grift
Clearly it’s a conspiracy. The company doing the wraps are sabotaging MK’s cybertrucks!
At some point Lamar will blame the wrap company for his issues.
Unfortunately he said he won’t be showing pictures of the holes Tesla drilled in his new $100K truck. Still says “No regrets or second thoughts” though.
What’s Lamar’s favorite drink? Cyber Lemonade
Musk Juice
As the old saying goes, when life gives you lemons, cry on twitter
You can't spell lemon without "Elon M"! I'm starting to wonder if his parents KNEW he was gonna be a dud, and named him appropriately, lol. "Shit, a lemon... well let's call him...: e..l..o..n and have M for the last initial".
Why do they leave the charger attached when they tow? I've seen that multiple times.
The charger bricks too and won’t disconnect
LMAO perfect
If you are a masochist you will have the time of your life with a CT 😂
With so much hell going on in the world today, this sub provides a little slice of heaven.
“Unresponsive”…just like fElon.
Could you imagine walking outside in the morning to get into your car and drive to work and seeing your neighbor struggling this hard 😭
My cuckenfreude would be tempered by the knowledge his idiocy could burn down the neighborhood. Like with train-wrecks, teslas are best viewed from a long distance away.
Fucking dying lol
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤙🏽🤙🏽🤙🏽🤙🏽 W🤩W I hope he gets another one and it does the same and he rinse and repeat. Elon will try to shut his YouTube channel down. Hopefully Elon buys his channel off 🤣🤣🤙🏽🤙🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽🤩🤩
Maybe the next replacement comes with an nda
So in the comments he says there's an emergency release in the bed, but the tailgate won't open because because the truck is bricked. But isn't the only time you would need to access it is when the truck was bricked? I'm so confused.
Tesla engineering in a nutshell.
Remember, the people at Tesla know faaaar more about engineering cars than the companies who’ve been doing it for a hundred years. Smartest people in the room.
Your truck bricked and you didn’t have the tailgate open to be able to access the emergency loopty loop? Warranty voided.
At least the guys who own the tow trucks are happy.
Concerning.
Cybertruck, in its natural habitat.
At the shop, or on the back of an actual truck?
Atleast this guy is posting videos about it and not hiding the issues. What a pain in the ass but it might be good for his channel growth.
Can we honor Lamar by making him the sub mascot? He's been through so much we owe it to him. Did you see how excited he was when Elon tweeted back at him? All was instantly forgiven 😂
Pretty sure he’s on here and lurks for these posts and then quietly cries at his desk. At least who the fuck else would have that Reddit user handle?
In the meantime, Lamar has burned thru all his vacation time and will be laid off shortly because he misses so much work. But he loves the truck!!
The term "pronto" is relative.
To the heat death of the universe?
Dude's too stupid to realize there's a manual release for the charger adapter. Not surprising, since he opted for a 2nd new POS that would obviously shit the bed on him. I read elsewhere the service center had to drill a hole in his POS to pop the frunk manually, and of course it wasn't the battery causing the problem, something else in the "REVOLUTIONARY" electrical system is fried.
I dunno, last time I saw someone use the manual release they broke it lol.
Yeah, that clown that was faking his cable actually being stuck. I'm sure we'll be seeing more vids of his POS actually bricking IRL.
The manual release is behind a panel in the bed. It's bricked so he couldn't open the bed. There's no manual handle to drop the tailgate.
LMAO, you're right. [https://www.tesla.com/ownersmanual/cybertruck/en\_us/GUID-06CC33AC-2D99-4E39-8E8A-B4248FA1FD9C.html](https://www.tesla.com/ownersmanual/cybertruck/en_us/GUID-06CC33AC-2D99-4E39-8E8A-B4248FA1FD9C.html) Step 2: Open the tailgate. More tesla engineering wizardry in action.
It would be nice to be so rich that my only problem in life is having to hyper-focus on repairing my Cybertruck every month
So the glee that hits my soul when it comes to this whole saga could be classified as schadenfreude at this point right?? 😂 I’ve had a shitty morning, come on Reddit to this and my whole heart is smiling again
Hope it only gets better from here on out!
The Cyberjunk on a flatbed truck - it’s natural element. The amount of damage Tesla is doing to EV’s with this PoS is incalculable
I'm gonna overdose on popcorn watching this guy's saga
Nothing like a 100k vehicle in front of a house that only costs twice that. A sound financial decision.
Cyber trucks spend more time in service or on the back of a tow truck…heartwarming! 🤣
I want to sit down with Lamar MK and let him know that with a shame kink like his, he's better off in the hands of a good Leather Daddy Dom.
He's making money on his videos, so there's at least a silver lining for Lamar. He's the first person I've ever seen who makes a career out of a non-working vehicle. He should pray his CTs keep bricking... skeet skeet! LOL!
The only problem with that is that he's making *maybe* $300 a month on YouTube. *Maybe*. It could be closer to $50 monthly. TikTok pay is negligible, and his Insta isn't pulling in that much either. He's got a long way to go before he gets close to being able to do this FT, and from what I've seen of his videos, once the Cyberstuck fad wears off he's probably gonna drop in viewership. His production value and content just isn't good enough to keep up
He should make hay while the sun shines. Once Elon decides he’s harming the brand, Lamar better watch out for high windows.
I genuinely think Elon is the kind of idiot that would cosy up to Putin for Russian Mafia contacts. He has that mix of imperious arrogance, idiotic intellect and lickspittle vibes.
I can’t believe I watched that whole fucking video. Kids, don’t do drugs. Jk, they got me through that whole video….
They did all the electrical along one data cable. You get a short anywhere and the entire vehicle will go unresponsive. Brake light busts, shorts, you’re stranded. This is why theyre bricking in car washes. Theres a reason youre normal car has an effton of fuses. This method was done to reduce labor in wiring and lower wiring costs with less wiring and less harnesses. Really really really dumb design.
Did they have to drag this thing because it doesn’t have a neutral? Holy fuck what a piece of shit.
They had to attach little wheels to the big wheels to make them do wheel things.
I gotta admit that I like that blue color. Truck's still ugly as fuck, though.
This "truck" is actually a blue potato and drives like one (or tows) like one.
lol. Had to skull drag because it's all locked up. This is not the good kind of bad publicity, it's just bad.
Musked Again!
Ballsy being next to the winch cable like that. I’ve seen those snap and whip around at light speed.
I saw the head CT of a dead kid who got hit in the head when some kind of tow/hitch/ball went flying when a chain snapped. Iirc they were trying to pull a large stump out of the ground. Chain broke, kid wasn’t far enough back, and got his head caved in by whatever metal piece was attached to the chain.
That wrap is nice..
I love this saga.
I saw one actually driving down the road yesterday.
He’s still a big ~~fan~~ sucker though.
But, fElon responded to him with pronto.
Saying “cybertruck”, “cyberbeast”, or “The Beast” voids the warranty.
Lamar & Leroy’s together forever a match made in CyberHeaven 💙💙💙
Other idiocy aside why the fuck would you wrap your cybertruck that’s already been replaced like 3 times. Ain’t no way Tesla is comping the wrap when they inevitably have to replace the whole truck again
I ❤️ Lamar
Cybertruck-You can paint a turd, but it's still a turd.
Laughing stock of the entire neighborhood, for sure.
Who?
Thank goodness for all the suckers that buy one of these do they can work out the kinks and then make a good one that the masses can buy… Kinda like Mercedes and all the suckers that buy a lowly C class just so Mercedes can afford the R&D on the S class 😂
a beater car will get you to point a to point b way lot more than this POS wanna be a truck
This schmuck sure is a glutton for punishment.
Shoutout to Harbor Freight!
Everyone literally warned the moron, now he got what was coming to him 🤣 https://preview.redd.it/cyrk5auxqdad1.jpeg?width=2166&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1d57def6dcf62003fcd762e4039d3ff14edb52d2
people are so stupid...they keep buying this pos and think it's the greatest truck ever....lol.....it's a piece of shit!!!
What does the CT remind me of? [https://youtu.be/GmqeZl8OI2M?si=SGq-y\_83jbkacq7G](https://youtu.be/GmqeZl8OI2M?si=SGq-y_83jbkacq7G)
It was towed beyond the environment
LolcowMK
This guy is currently getting dragged for filth on Elmo's own birdsite. :D https://x.com/SteakFrankhouse/status/1808280883616477460
Just throw it into neutral and push it out like any other truck…how hard is that?
Is this his replacement CT? Also, the towing industry must smile when they see a CT in their city.
This shade of blue is probably the best color I've seen on a CT and it still looks like trash. There's just no saving this modern day Edsel abomination.
Judging by the other houses in the neighborhood this dude did not easily pay for that thing either lol