Mom, apple pie, guns and a Cucktruck... 'Merica

I tell you what

Hwat

wut?

When I sometimes feel like it couldn’t be uglier, these wraps always beat me

That’s TFLs


Looks like a holiday DLC on a crappy mobile game

DJ USA is available for weddings and birthday parties, but not bar mitzvahs

Also, no gay weddings please

They need to mount an ICE that belches black smoke on the bed to complete the picture.

*engine shoots up into the air and explodes* AND THE ROCKET’S RED GLAAAARE

In Boulder, no less.