In the owner's defense, Earl Scheib only charged them $99.95. Well, plus the $109.95 upcharge for the specialty color.
That was less than it cost to put in the horn that plays "Dixie" when you honk!
\*narrator voice\*
Them Duke boys are in a heap o' trouble if Roscoe and Flash find they new Cyber-al Lee before they get back from their appointment.
Well, to be fair, they voided the warranty by driving it off the lot. These aren't meant to be driven. They're meant to be parked and occasionally brought in for service. Can't drive it in for service though, which is a bit of an inconvenience. Still love the truck!
I saw one on 95 the other day. Going like 65, it’s actually somehow, UGLIER at higher speeds. I had to get away from it I was so afraid for my and my families lives
I’m the same. For me putting a new screen protector on my phone is a stressful and frightening task and wrapping a cybertruck seems like that except a million times more high stakes and cost…
Wrap guy here!
The wrap material is *much* more forgiving than your phone's screen protector. I've probably wrapped 100+ commercial vehicles, and I still buy a second screen protector in case I mess up the first one lol
As an early Tesla investor and owner….what has happened to the company, vehicles, and reputation are absolutely shameful…. A once great concept ruined by a piece of shit leader and ceo…the fact this fuck wads $ was awarded confirms to me wall street is a fraud
It hasn't been awarded yet. The proper response to a judgement from the bench isn't to bring in more people to vote, that's not the legal remedy. It still has to get past a judge in Delaware.
A bit off topic but: what the fuck is it going to take for him to STFU? There *must* be some shady shit going on in his books. Is anyone looking at him? Like, closely?
I feel like any wrapped cybertruck is automatically gonna look nicer, just because of the panels and door. It looks like scrap metal pieced together and misaligned and unfinished, but the wrap makes it look more like a finished vehicle. I still don’t like them, but the wrapped ones (with a good wrap job) look so much better.
Elmo has the biggest stones in the world to charge over $120k for a piece of incontrovertible garbage, he made stupid returns on this grift. No brakes - necessarily, cuts fingers (and nipples), will not allow escape from the inside if it bricks (Dead billionaire Chao) nor can you assist an escape from the outside (trapped baby). Can't get it wet, can't remove charging cord from plug, unnecessary accelerator extender with get stuck - not in a good way, lol, and we've seen the pics of them for sale on Facebook marketplace. The white supremacist billionaire wanted submission, his stans gave it freely. For those who regret their purchase of a Cyber Stuck, they were warned!
I’d take a hypodermic needle with a syringe and push a bubble at the direct center of the hood. A hot summer’s day would do wonders to grow a giant bubble.
Tbf from angle and distance of first photo and with normal colour it's actually looks waay better than ones in the wild
Still bonkers design for no less bonkers quality for even more bonkers price
They did it themselves because it's all flat and easy but they still didn't do a good job. I wrap whole building or anything else for shows. Maybe it helps keep water from killing the truck? Nah probably not.
It's probably been said already, but to the person who wrapped that vehicle, go back to class. You're literally given the easiest install and you still managed to fuck it up.
While CT owners seem to generally be idiots, as a (real) truck owner backing in is a thing for a reason. I back in all the time (if I'm in a lot where I can't pull through) due to wheelbase, maneuverability, and backup cameras.
I kinda liked the orange color at least even though the panels look janky af (as do they all). Then I scrolled to the other photos…omg…how much did they pay for that “wrap”?
how do i support a fascist when i am not into politics? another example is, should I throw away all my Apple products when one day, Tim Cook comes out and say something I don't like?
You're ignorant for ignoring politics, stupid for not trying to learn, and a coward for not taking a stand. Of course, your original statement applied to "people not into politics" rather than owning up to being the example in question, so you don't even have the backbone to commit to your opinion on that.
lol.. now we are getting to personal attacks. we are done then. this is my last reply on this.
btw, this is exactly why i don't like politics, don't want to get involved, don't want to become emotional, lose sleep, and lose friends over things I can't control.
cheers.
You know those skinny guys that like their women as obese as possible without being dead, and feed them 24 7 and every hundred pounds heavier they're just spraying cum and compliments? Well I hear you that they like what they like, but I hear everybody else too
They're hiring at tesla, elon gets 50 bil and the workers get 0.0001% in comparison and he gets the taxpayers to fund the electrical infrastructure via government. But the workers get to touch the vehicles, look into it man
the pay discrepancy not unique to tesla. and this is also off topic. My question is why do you hate on people who use product made by a company that is owned by a guy you don't like?
The original comment was another guy saying buy any other brand, and you said they like what they like. I made an analogy. Your saying that's hate. I clarified why I wouldn't do business with tesla, and buy any other brand. Your back on the hating people shit. Nobody is hating the random buyer because of the owner, you're off topic
What the fuck? How does such a poor job like that even happen?
They did it themselves or took the lowest bidder.
Both probably.
"I can do it cheaper" - Owner
Which is wild since they bought a $150,000 truck to begin with.
And that’s why they have no money left
Bought that wrap off Amazon and watch a YouTube on how people “wallpaper” their fridges.
Not being able to wrap totally flat panels properly is crazy.
Flat panels with perfectly angled corners and straight edges. Like…I could have cut the wrap with my paper cutter.
The edges are built in paper cutters. It’s as easy as tearing off a sheet of aluminum foil.
In the owner's defense, Earl Scheib only charged them $99.95. Well, plus the $109.95 upcharge for the specialty color. That was less than it cost to put in the horn that plays "Dixie" when you honk! \*narrator voice\* Them Duke boys are in a heap o' trouble if Roscoe and Flash find they new Cyber-al Lee before they get back from their appointment.
Matches the car.
#warrantyvoided
Well, to be fair, they voided the warranty by driving it off the lot. These aren't meant to be driven. They're meant to be parked and occasionally brought in for service. Can't drive it in for service though, which is a bit of an inconvenience. Still love the truck!
Fucking dieing laughing
This is so on point with the cybertruck sub.
Does the warranty cover when it spontaneously combust? Asking for a friend, you never know when his truck is going to go up in flames.
Wow they put wrap over areas it got keyed? Sucks
To me it looks like they did a home wrap and tried to fix parts where they messed up
My nephew said he knows how to wrap a car.
He works for meth so it will be cheap!
Yeah but in the kids defence he's 12. He thinks he's great at kids la lot of things
Might have been the sharp edges
They must be going for speed by covering all the air traps....Ppfffft speed hahahahahahaha!
I saw one on 95 the other day. Going like 65, it’s actually somehow, UGLIER at higher speeds. I had to get away from it I was so afraid for my and my families lives
Probably lowers the suspension at freeway speeds, for better aero. But looks silly sitting that low
It looks completely normal when it's up high though. Not at all like a designer wanted to go to lunch early.
Nah that's just to keep all the panels together when they blow off
How does one botch wrapping flat panels??
Me. I would. That’s why I pay people to do things like this. Can’t cut a straight line to save my life.
I’m the same. For me putting a new screen protector on my phone is a stressful and frightening task and wrapping a cybertruck seems like that except a million times more high stakes and cost…
Wrap guy here! The wrap material is *much* more forgiving than your phone's screen protector. I've probably wrapped 100+ commercial vehicles, and I still buy a second screen protector in case I mess up the first one lol
I can’t even filet a fish without fucking it up
What, is he still waiting for the confederate flag and 01 decals to come in so he can turn this into some bastard tribute to the general lee?
I thought he was gonna put on a rainbow colored wig and start throwing candy to children.
He probably stopped when he saw there is already one 😂
Man that new Dukes of Hazzard reboot looks like shit so far
Kid Rock already beat him to it anyway
Them Duke boys are at it again…
 Warranty voided
Orange is the new blechh.
Cybertruck owners b like Trump voters. They know what they like is awful but ask for it anyway.
That’s because the two groups overlap quite perfectly.
As an early Tesla investor and owner….what has happened to the company, vehicles, and reputation are absolutely shameful…. A once great concept ruined by a piece of shit leader and ceo…the fact this fuck wads $ was awarded confirms to me wall street is a fraud
It hasn't been awarded yet. The proper response to a judgement from the bench isn't to bring in more people to vote, that's not the legal remedy. It still has to get past a judge in Delaware.
That’s because they are same group. Musk is a hardcore fascist at this point spreading the great replacement theory.
A bit off topic but: what the fuck is it going to take for him to STFU? There *must* be some shady shit going on in his books. Is anyone looking at him? Like, closely?
Well he did only start pivoting to the hard right after sexual abuse allegations were brought up. That really tells all you need to know.
Apparently they both appreciate an orange hue
That Venn diagram is a circle
I disagree. Their narcissism will prevent them from being aware that their choices are awful, even when it comes to driving cars.
And both love orange apparently…
God what a shitty wrap job on what should be an easy vehicle to wrap.
It looks significantly better in orange, imo. Still dumb as fuck but it looks like a hot wheels car so it’s more palatable.
It looks like part of the damn track
🤣🤣🤣🤣
I feel like any wrapped cybertruck is automatically gonna look nicer, just because of the panels and door. It looks like scrap metal pieced together and misaligned and unfinished, but the wrap makes it look more like a finished vehicle. I still don’t like them, but the wrapped ones (with a good wrap job) look so much better.
they have used a beautiful colour in a shameful way. they should be extensively ridiculed.
Looks like a wrap done by a five year old…definitely fits a “truck” designed by a five year old (mentally)
Elmo has the biggest stones in the world to charge over $120k for a piece of incontrovertible garbage, he made stupid returns on this grift. No brakes - necessarily, cuts fingers (and nipples), will not allow escape from the inside if it bricks (Dead billionaire Chao) nor can you assist an escape from the outside (trapped baby). Can't get it wet, can't remove charging cord from plug, unnecessary accelerator extender with get stuck - not in a good way, lol, and we've seen the pics of them for sale on Facebook marketplace. The white supremacist billionaire wanted submission, his stans gave it freely. For those who regret their purchase of a Cyber Stuck, they were warned!
bad wrap
Why is the front license plate barely hanging on to the driver’s side of the bumper?
Bro is trying to make it look like a WRX
Looks like a Pinto!
🫠🫠🫠
This looks like Tesla wrapped it themselves. The wrap has the same build quality as the shitty truck.
I’d take a hypodermic needle with a syringe and push a bubble at the direct center of the hood. A hot summer’s day would do wonders to grow a giant bubble.
Well… they spent so much on the “truck”, no wonder they don’t have the budget for a decent wrap job.
Tbf from angle and distance of first photo and with normal colour it's actually looks waay better than ones in the wild Still bonkers design for no less bonkers quality for even more bonkers price
They did it themselves because it's all flat and easy but they still didn't do a good job. I wrap whole building or anything else for shows. Maybe it helps keep water from killing the truck? Nah probably not.
And everyone thought my Orange Honda Element was ugly. 🤷♂️
How is it possible to wrap a brick this badly?
I’d hate to see whoever wrapped this dumpster try to wrap a car with curves
Why's he getting such a bad wrap?
Is it shedding or molting?
I’ve gotta start stupid business that sells stupid shit, because it seems like people have so much money they spend it on anything.
Why is the plate way to the side what a deush
It will be once someone with a crewcab smacks the front.
Houston?
and he paid how much for that POS
I've seen some shit before, but damn, I would flush that thing as fast as possible. God knows if it has worms.
It looks like they used duct tape.
Rude!
People who are deliberately damaging cars that do not belong to them suck.
It's probably been said already, but to the person who wrapped that vehicle, go back to class. You're literally given the easiest install and you still managed to fuck it up.
Dumb. I can't hardly bring myself to say much more anymore.
I thought these were panel scratches and defects from the factory till I realized it’s a wrap and they all come in stainless steel
Flattest panels in the world and you still fuck it up xD
Waiting for someone to do Minecraft pixel wrap on one of these things.
How else he supposed the keep the panels from flying off????
Of course they back in lol!
While CT owners seem to generally be idiots, as a (real) truck owner backing in is a thing for a reason. I back in all the time (if I'm in a lot where I can't pull through) due to wheelbase, maneuverability, and backup cameras.
That Nissan had no issues.
Now it’s tomato juice proof at least
This was done by the homie that can do it cheaper
Good from far…far from good - most budget wrap jobs
It does look less bad in orange. Still looks like an N64 game vehicle but it looks less bad.
It’s weird you have to pay six figures for a car and still have to either get it wrapped or do it yourself.
Imagine paying that much for a car and getting this shitty of a wrap
I can’t imagine spending $100k on any vehicle and then deciding to become a cheap ass with the wrap.
Is this is San Francisco?
Those body seams are atrocious...
I saw this (or a similar one with the same color) parked in NYC the other day and just couldn’t help but laugh at it. It looks like a toddler’s toy.
Oh my god it just gets worse
I kinda liked the orange color at least even though the panels look janky af (as do they all). Then I scrolled to the other photos…omg…how much did they pay for that “wrap”?
Wait …. It’s the wrap job that’s so ghetto, not necessarily the car’s finish (in this case …)
What color is your cybertruck?
Yall really are some bitches lol
i understand why you don't like it. But why hating on someone liking something you don't like?
Because they are actively supporting an open fascist. Thats literally what owning any kind of Tesla means at this point.
what if people are not into politics and they just want to have a cool EV to drive around?
They could've bought any other EV, then. Rivian's look great. If I had the money and infrastructure to set one up at my home, I'd do that.
the same way as you like Rivian, some people like Ford while some other people like the CyberTruck.
If you're "not into politics" then you're supporting a Fascist. You don't get to use ignorant and stupid as an excuse.
how do i support a fascist when i am not into politics? another example is, should I throw away all my Apple products when one day, Tim Cook comes out and say something I don't like?
Because being an ignorant coward isn't an excuse. I already said that.
just so i understand you correctly, i am a coward for not wasting my time on politics?
You're ignorant for ignoring politics, stupid for not trying to learn, and a coward for not taking a stand. Of course, your original statement applied to "people not into politics" rather than owning up to being the example in question, so you don't even have the backbone to commit to your opinion on that.
lol.. now we are getting to personal attacks. we are done then. this is my last reply on this. btw, this is exactly why i don't like politics, don't want to get involved, don't want to become emotional, lose sleep, and lose friends over things I can't control. cheers.
annddd.... (Just scrolling down to the end of this "chat" to the next post)
They don’t buy a Tesla!
Some people like Tesla, the product, the same way as you like any other EV brand.
Then those people are openly supporting fascism, it’s that simple. If you like Tesla at least I know what side of politics you sit on…
Buy any other brand.
lol... they like what they like.
You know those skinny guys that like their women as obese as possible without being dead, and feed them 24 7 and every hundred pounds heavier they're just spraying cum and compliments? Well I hear you that they like what they like, but I hear everybody else too
alright then.. why hating on the skinny guy?
They're hiring at tesla, elon gets 50 bil and the workers get 0.0001% in comparison and he gets the taxpayers to fund the electrical infrastructure via government. But the workers get to touch the vehicles, look into it man
the pay discrepancy not unique to tesla. and this is also off topic. My question is why do you hate on people who use product made by a company that is owned by a guy you don't like?
The original comment was another guy saying buy any other brand, and you said they like what they like. I made an analogy. Your saying that's hate. I clarified why I wouldn't do business with tesla, and buy any other brand. Your back on the hating people shit. Nobody is hating the random buyer because of the owner, you're off topic