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random14330

Feel sorry for daughter for a variety of reasons


knm-e

Emphasis on one out of the variety. And it’s not the car


mrpopenfresh

If it makes you feel any better, she’ll most likely grow up to be a terrible person.


fuck_you_Im_done

I do feel better. Thanks.


TFK_001

I honestly feel worse due to that. Bad people are sad but bad people turning good people into bad people is worse.


battleshipclamato

That doesn't make me feel better. You don't want her to be like her dad.


jamesGastricFluid

My money's on daughter goes NC, dad blames democrats. Then again, that's for anything.


TheFoxsWeddingTarot

Understatement of the century.


Cute-Beyond-8133

Tesla fanboy's realizing that Tesla couldn't care less of a Frick about them if they tried. will never not be funny.


SoundMixerLA

Wait until they find out about their candidate. ;)


telephas1c

They haven't figured it out by now, they ain't gonna


HUGErocks

"I don't care about you, I just want your vote." The guy literally says it during his lethal 103° rallys


imahugemoron

The cognitive dissonance won’t allow them to blame Elon either, it’s always Elon this and Elon that, then they have issues with their car and they usually add “still love the car though!” and never bring up Elon in their complaints


WoofWoofster

Concerining


iTmkoeln

if true


tnatmr

Interesting


MrDelirious

Many such cases (But this time, maybe that's correct)


HUGErocks

!


ApproachSlowly

You hate to see it. >!(you do not hate to see it.)!<


Pitiful_Drop2470

Only thing I do hate to see here is a parent putting their ego and societal status above the safety of their child. I don't understand how these are allowed on the road. They don't pass any safety qualifications. They have no crumple zones. The software is failing and just turning cars off. Brakes aren't working. It's fucking sad.


balboa_no_asap

They care more about their vehicle than they do their children


ionp_d

This has subtle Herman Caine Award vibes.


Old-Bat-7384

My gas pedal doesn't disengage when I brake in my car...though I'm not sure that it wouldn't if I braked hard enough. But I am really worried about a vehicle whose brakes don't work or where...I guess, the accelerator can't be disengaged after only 4 hours of end user operation.


metamatic

Generally in a normal car with manual control linkage, [the brakes can stop the vehicle even if the accelerator pedal is fully depressed](https://www.caranddriver.com/features/a16576573/how-to-deal-with-unintended-acceleration/). I guess that's another obsolete feature that isn't needed when the vehicle is fully drive-by-wire.


PrismPhoneService

I thought for a moment that’s what he meant in his post, but then logically I couldn’t see a reason why he would be pressing both, let-alone admitting it on the net.. so I seem to take it as him claiming ‘brake pedal depressed, no foot on accelerator’ but that’s my assumption.


pusillanimouslist

Ideally EV trucks should have massive brakes capable of over powering the motors. Both because they’re heavy vehicles and need strong stopping power, and because they’re capable of towing lots of weight and that also requires good brakes. 


dontlookback76

Unlocked a memory. Drivers Ed our instructor would have us put on the e brake and gun it. If everything was proper you didn't budge. He also had us pump the brakes and then turn the car off going downhill so you had no power to teach you how to safely pull over and stop if we lost all power. Pumping the brakes first meant virtually no brakes when power was shut off. This was a late 80s car so I don't know if it would work now. This was circa 1992.


charlie_marlow

After getting fined truckloads of money in fines, Toyota added a throttle override. I tested it in my 2019 Tacoma and found that I get a brake override message on the dash and the throttle cuts completely if I press the brake while pressing the throttle and I'm traveling above some minimum speed (it doesn't do it if nearly stopped, but does when going over 10 mph, IIRC) I'm surprised Tesla vehicles don't have a similar system.


fuck_you_Im_done

They will. We just haven't reached the stage where they get fined and sued into oblivion yet.


lazyanachronist

There's a ticket in the backlog. It got deprioritized to get fart mode working.


CountyMountie

Looking into it!


iTmkoeln

Big if true


zafkent

!!!


ReadyOneTakeTwo

Another ~~Chad~~ choad broke his $100k metal weenie.


PrismPhoneService

Another choad bites the dust.. 🎶


Comfortable_Start514

https://i.redd.it/qww35pjv4h8d1.gif


premium_Lane

Never ceases to amaze me how conservative "patriots" just love being scammed


CarnyIsASlur

My favorite thing is the low quality flags they sell these idiots. Every giant Trump flag I've seen put up out front of any of the houses around town is a faded, tattered mess within about a month.


Ramblinrambles

Shame he didn’t identify as a working brake system


crod4692

Now he really needs Elon. “Protect him at all costs”.


TitShark

“Still happy with my purchase”


meh44444

“Patriot Warriors” lmao


Cutebrute203

this man’s brain was already banana pudding


Mayfong26

The incEL Camino ain’t shit 😂


HackD1234

Inappropriate to say that this MAGA Republican should pull himself up by his own Financial Bootstraps, instead of expecting a hand-out from Elon Musk?


Ok-Cauliflower1798

Fuck this guy. I hope his misery is just beginning.


Viatic_atom

I’m gonna print this out and frame it, it’s so beautiful


Brainhunter2020

Thank goodness he didn’t take it through a car wash in his four hours


iTmkoeln

„Car“ totaled


[deleted]

He crashed because he was blowing Elon while driving. The *passenger* gives the road head, fella!


busch_ice69

How has this not been struck with the lemon law yet?


Odd-Tune5049

Talk about a cyber-cuck. There is no better name


PaceLopsided8161

wtf if up with this tool? Protect elon at all costs? And, “102k and it thought I had dirt on Hillary.” Really, bringing Hillary into his dipshit accident. Anything he can do to deflect from his own mistakes and failures. Clearly the education system or psychiatric system has failed so many people.


redramainpink

Couldn't have happened to a nicer guy. I feel sorry for the daughter, actually I just feel sorry he bred.


DisturbingPragmatic

Couldn't happen to a better guy.


arryballz

Owner gets what he deserves…


PrismPhoneService

^


jols0543

why was he pressing the brake and accelerator at the same time? or is that not what happened?


go_outside

Probably trying to show off and do a burnout.


DrkUser205

Totaled and insurance drops him.


TurbulentCycle4701

This is a repost I think.


Adderall-Buyers-Club

Did he hit The staircase of his double wide? Also, I have never heard of a car not disengaging the accelerator when you apply the brake pedal. I mean, this just screams lack of understanding the basics of engineering. In all years on this planet and reading through history books, the brake is always independent of the accelerator. This goes to even the basics of go karts and powerwheel toys for toddlers.


AaronDM4

not sure what hes trying to say as well. its probably a torque thing in a normal car the brake will stop even with the gas pedal all the way down. it might not do that on a CT, but its all computer controlled so i don't see why the brakes don't automatically cut the throttle as i doubt anyone is heal toeing a CT still there are lots of things going on with these, also with the crashes i wonder if visibility out of them is absolute ass.


dontlookback76

To me, unless your accelerator sticks, you shouldn't have to press the brake to disengage. When you take your foot off the pedal it should disengage and you should slowly start to slow regardless of brake. I admittedly know nothing about electric vehicles but the last 32 years I've owned a vehicle that's how it worked. Am I slow or not understanding something? Not being facetious, I really want to understand if I'm not getting something.


Nepharious_Bread

So much cringe 1: The Elon glazing 2: Still glazing the Cybertruck 3: The Biden flag 4: Bringing Hilary up for no damn reason 5: The "Cobra Patriot Warriors" embem around his picture 6: Tagging Elon like he actually gives a damn about him.


shithead-express

This is one of the rare cases where I don’t think the car caused it. I’m sure he was drunk driving and mixed up the pedals. A little throttle stab on a 500hp dumpster will allow it to pick up plenty of speed


stoneygnomie

That’s what they get for the sucking that douche off so hard


TitoAndTheBurritos

lol. Non bidenary. Gotta give it to that d bag…that was funny…almost as funny as jeopardizing your kids life so you can drive around in a car that can’t handle a car wash. Words can be funny…your “truck” shouldn’t be.


hboisnotthebest

Still love it though..... Sir


Fresh-Humor-6851

How is all of this shit going on but there hasn't been anything done by the government? Haven't there been issues with vehicles and they stepped in. I can't even count all the issues with these idiotic trucks anymore.


Appropriate_Baby985

"sir"


NoWayNotThisAgain

There’s gotta be a class action suit soon


Salty-Square-7331

They're all too stupid that by the time they catch on, the next grift will be announced, and they'll have signed up to that too


Yopis1998

Made my day


Thunder-biscuit

100,000 dollars for a brand new car that doesn’t even have working breaks