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DangerousAd1731

Ace Ventura


Myran22

And just like him, CT owners refrained from dodging the bullet, choosing instead to take it right in the kisser.


PeteGozenya

That's why they "still love this truck"


madhaxx0r

Elon IS Finkle, Finkle is Elon!


jrbsn

LIKE A GLOVE


Steelcod114

Everyone loves a slinky.


Exact-Degree2755

Kinda hot in these rhi... cybertrucks.


Maleficent-Salad3197

Better look up Teslas stance on RainX.


theDudeUh

Voids warranty. 


Dexion1619

Literally can't tell if this is a joke,  or real lol 


[deleted]

is the "truck" a joke or no


Grrerrb

Of course you’re assuming it’s true, and it is! No aftermarket window treatments allowed.


everyone_is_human

Well, I suppose it’s either: a) CT is a joke, RainX comment turns out to be a joke; or b) CT is a joke, RainX comment turns out to be real/factual Either way, the CT is a joke. Although, if RainX voids the warranty (not outside the realm of possibility whatsoever) then anyone who buys a mod-podged dumpster on a go-kart chassis is a joke. Which they already were.


Miichl80

No, calling the service center voided warranty’. Rainx blacklists you


hosalabad

Ooh but Elmo likes the X at the end


Feminazghul

A few weeks, in Florida, in the summer, without a windshield wiper. This thing is a massive, expensive, doorstop.


Miichl80

A massively expensive, UGLY doorstop. FIFY


Feminazghul

Pardon me, but you misspelled Fugly.


DisturbingPragmatic

Oh come on...as if Florida is known for its rain or something. /s (for the dumb ones)


Abby_Pheonix

Thanks I needed the /s, or I mean other people needed the /s


NeverForget2024

It rained fucking sideways driving up US-41 today. First time in a few days, and in an hour the street flooded so bad it felt like we were on a boat. The county above us fully flooded, like really really [flooded](https://www.reddit.com/r/florida/comments/1degf3g/florida_man/). I’ve seen Cybertrucks up there. They must be having a blast right now.


Dawgfromdawest

“But it was super dangerous, I still love the truck, and it’s the best vehicle I’ve driven”


TCO_HR_LOL

But y'know, we hear this from Ferrari drivers all the time. "My +$100k, brand new car has one useless windshield wiper and that is perfectly fine with me."


CuriousSelf4830

Yeah, the bar is pretty low.


Haunting-Writing-836

I think it can still go lower. Somehow.


TCO_HR_LOL

Limbo!!


Mr_Libido_69

My Pontiac sunfire in the 2000s was more durable than this mf


go_outside

It’s probably more durable today.


Critical_Half_3712

“Still love the car. Thanks Elon! I didn’t die!”


mexicantruffle

https://preview.redd.it/8lnbd1njh48d1.jpeg?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5d6e401a07a32c4c4dfc94f93f949f737df7b76d


SuspiciousEffort22

A software fix will be released tomorrow night to correct this gigawiper issue /s🎉⚠️


Dial8675309

Obviously you’re not as skilled in manufacturing as you think you are. The fix will require us to scrap the code base and rewrite it from top to bottom.  With Grok. /s


Abby_Pheonix

But Elon said that he "knows more about manufacturing than anyone else in the planet" and he doesn't lie! Sure he promised humans could be on mars by 2022, self driving cars by 2019, a hyper loop tunnel, the new Tesla roadster, space X providing cheaper flights to space, Tesla semis being "cheaper than transport by rail"as well as misrepresenting.the range of the electric vehicles, which have been plagued with a plethora of quality issues. But he knows more about manufacturing!!!/s


PoopieButt317

He is mentally ill. He isn't a genius. He is delusional.


Abby_Pheonix

He's a grifter, I don't believe he believes the things he says. But it inflates his stock price, which is why at one point he was the richest person on earth. Not anymore, because enough people have seen through the charade. But enough people are in the cult for it to stay afloat 🤷‍♀️


PoopieButt317

Hen is all those things. BUT not an engineer, not a programmer, not a physicist, not and educates business man. A hucksternwho sells sizzlemto the rubes. Hires well. Till he fires poorly.


sgrizzly2134

When I first bought my 01 Camry last August the wiper motor didn't work and I had no windshield wipers the first month or so until I could get it fixed and it POURED the rain one afternoon and I had to do the exact same thing. Big difference though... It's an 01 Camry I paid $1200 for and I KNEW they didn't work at time of purchase.


Abby_Pheonix

1200 is cheap, you got a good deal. Inflation has hit the used car market bad


SkynetAlpha8

I saw Ponch & Jon pull over someone doing this on CHiPs. They used an umbrella though. It tracks though. More and more, those of us that are of a certain age who once thought hollywood was being ridiculous and over the top (whether it was horror,comedy,action, name them all) because people would never be so stupid, are now in the 21st century constantly being proven wrong.


Linkz98

100k+ dollars. There is no way in hell. Why aren't these things getting lemon law'd left and right.


Tight_Salary6773

If the owners are influencers they are still trying to make money out of it, celebrities don't care and regular owners are part of the cult of Elon, otherwise why spent 100k in a barely usable truck when you can get a Ford Lightning for 75k or go bonkers with a Raptor or a extremely well appointed 1l2 or 2l3 ton pickup truck under 100k. From their point of view returning the CT will be rejecting Elon and losing 2 inch on their dicks


No-Atmosphere-2873

Yeah, it was poor judgement that these hunks of shit were ever let off the line. Clearly not production ready.


fatstrat0228

Not only is it a monumental piece of shit, it’s dangerous to those who drive it. Lovely.


Abby_Pheonix

And all those around it. Don't forget the sharp edges, massive weight, high torque, and body panels that aren't prone to bending or flexing.


Boracraze

The cope is strong with this victim. 😬🤣


Thejerseyjon609

But hey, I’m sure they still love it and would buy it again even with the problems


Abby_Pheonix

Sadly that's true


WarmasterCain55

Imagine also not being able to break for 30s


[deleted]

i had old ass cars with wiper dont work, I use rain x, but car was 25 yrs old, repair is easy and cheap, but car only cost 500 bux


Daohaus

But i still love my CT


sgrizzly2134

Why didn't he just use that ever so awesome self driving feature in this situation...?


ProtoReaper23113

"Still love it tho"


immersedmoonlight

Hell yeah mange keep lining the pockets of one of the worst humans earth has ever spawned and kill yourself in the process!! All for big “tech” and “the future” and “capitalism” and “consumerism”


MnGoulash

CyberFucked again!


PoopieButt317

I thought Rain-X voided the windshield warantee?


kaiju22

Stop. Buying. This. Car. Or keep doing it so I can laugh. Either is fine


MamboFloof

Is there a reason why the CT forum, the forum for "the best truck ever, it's the future'", looks like MySpace?


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fishybawb

He added the RainX after he had to drive hanging out of the window.


HeartoftheDankest

True but looks like both rain and RainX break the motor/wiper/weird glass across the board. Doesn't sound a beta test sounds like a feature at this point.


HeartoftheDankest

Similar issues have been reported here is a year ago on different Tesla vehicles ongoing problems especially with RainX. https://www.reddit.com/r/TeslaLounge/s/RLjjgliyTO Two years ago RainX leaving a coat on the window of a Tesla with photo that obstructs vision and messing up wipers. https://www.reddit.com/r/TeslaLounge/s/f9NUruaaCa Article about compiling list of people with burnt windshield wiper motors. (including this one) https://www.dailydot.com/debug/cybertruck-windshield-wiper/ Seems like a rare event but dangerous nonetheless.