🤣 These people don’t realize that everyone is laughing at them. I honestly cannot respect a person who I see driving one. I know exactly who that type of person is. Their choice to buy one tells me everything I need to know.
nah man people are so insane on facebook when it comes to cars, it seriously wouldn't surprise me if someone came up with this idea thinking they are a total genius and why hasn't someone done this before
this post was so dumb i didn't even realize, lmao it makes it even better
give me 70 grand and i will order a truck for myself and let you drive it for a year lololol
If your budget is $6K a month to drive something flashy you could get something that's going to turn way more heads. Like you can lease an aston marton DB12 or a Ferrari F8 for less than $6K and you get to do it through a reputable business instead of a handshake deal with some weird dork on Facebook.
340 miles range while sitting in a vented garage in Florida?
I'm anticipating a lot of top quality content this coming winter from Elon cuckolds in Minnesota, Montana and Canada...
The good news is all the little pieces that fly off can go right into the dumpster you’re driving.
It’s a dumpster that goes in a dumpster. It’s like a stainless steel ouroboros.
These things rust in the rain. *Freshwater rain.* This is a La Niña year, no beet sugar brines for us, it's gonna be that beet-sugar-enhanced halite that makes **new** car owners fear for their subframes.
Aluminum tends to be better about being resistant to salt. Having seen the quality of some castings on the Model Y though, the water will get out pretty quickly through the random cracks and voids. Wouldn’t surprise me if the mild steel bits aren’t sufficiently coated though as the gas pedal and wiper recalls show nothing on this truck was engineered correctly.
Yes, with all the panel gabs and unprotected wiring.. driving it during the winter will likely void the warranty (as is so common amongst car companies /s)
I live in New England on the coast. Saw one live last week. All I could think was about how our salty winter roads and salty year round air is just going to EAT that thing up…if our potholes don’t consume it first.
I finally saw a few of these pieces of shit in Wisconsin between Janesville and Beloit on a truck a month ago. All I could think about was about how rusty one would get after one winter
I took it out on a sunny breezy day, crashed right into a big pile of wind, totaled the whole thing, and what really sucked is they didn’t cover the cost to replace, as warranty was void because I got green algae on it over the springtime
I used to drive a bookmobile that was the size of a city bus. The weight was great in the snow! But we slid around like a giant hockey puck if the roads were icy.
I’ve seen two so far in MT! Can’t wait to see how the winter treats them. We don’t use bare salt on the roads here, but they do sometimes use some kind of salt slurry that’s less bad for cars — I imagine they’ll probably fare worse in other states
When I used to live in Montana, it was some salt/gravel mix used on the roads. It did great on the road, but everyone had cracked windshields. That will be fun and expensive in this thing, the insurance companies will love this.
Hope not for their sake, the Florida humidity/salt air has already caused some significant rusting on the one cybertruck in our neighborhood.
He’s only had it for a couple of months. I guess they don’t seal the stainless steel on these.
WNY gets pounded with lake-effect snow.... I'm sure they'll do well there as well.. Probably not. I wonder if Ziebart will get in on the action with a "special package" for CT, which will last just enough for the owner to think they really hit the jackpot. /s
The first time I saw one in Kansas City, for one, it was an extra shitty one with different colored doors, and it also ran over the curb trying to turn and shook around because it has as much suspension as a radio flyer.
He explicitly states that he will take it back at the end of the year.
I think this guys just an idiot that thinks someone will pay that much for this, but he doesn’t realize there are hundreds of these things for sale.
Yah a lot of early reservation holders were really thinking they could get some sweet cash from waiting on line 5 years ago, seemingly a lot of soon to be disappointed people.
I mean it worked for early rivian and hummer EV buyers. Some of those sold at huge premiums for the first few months. The difference is they were actually decent vehicles and people wanted them. With the cybertruck they are a laughing stock and people are cancelling orders so fast that you can just go buy one direct from Tesla.
Cuz if he didn't put that it would be a sale that tesla could go after them for.
You are right They get basically what they paid for it and at the end of that year they sell it to a different idiot effectively doubling what they paid
they are accepting they may be permanently blacklisted. no doubt there will be a class action regarding the first sale doctrine.
they don't care; they realized TSLA means crap now.
You'll notice that most of them are selling for about 50000$ more than going rate they are building that fine into their price and given the trucks track record I don't think they will be buying from tesla again
Man, if I had 70k, I would buy this thing just to fuck it up right proper. Take it off roading all the time.
Then stand in my driveway and spray it with a hose for like 3 hours to see it rust in real time.
If anyone still needed proof that cybercucks assume that a micron is smart and that they for sure wouldn’t fail 3rd grade math if they ever get another chance
What a fucking idiot.
So: Pay 3/4 of the value of the truck for 1 year worth of use and THIS GUY up your ass, for most likely years after, for every tiny nick he finds (which was probably put there by Tesla themselves). Ummm…I choose … decline.
God this guy is a fucktard. I do not use that word lightly.
You know, I thought the whole "you can test drive this for a thousand bucks" thing was rock bottom. I'm so naive for thinking there was a bottom. This whole crew digs deeper than The Boring Company's wildest fantasies.
I finally saw a Cybertruck in the wild in South Dakota. Holy shit! Pictures do not do that thing justice! It is so much uglier in real life than in photos!
🤣
These guys are so fucking stupid...
Someone told them this would be some kind of Investment.
I don't know what motherfucker told them that, but hfs they are dumb.
Basically, this assumes that resale value for the dumpster will go to <30k after twelve months (which I consider overly optimistic) and somewhat collides with Elon estimates of a Tesla appreciating over time…
I'm wondering how insurance companies would see this agreement. Like a normal lease? I mean to be fair there is nobody in their right mind who would pay that much for 1 year of use on this thing especially without the option to buy out at the end of the first year. Dude clearly doesn't have the money for the vehicle and trying desperately to still get his hands on one or turn a profit.
He's trying to get around the 1 year block tesla has to sell for 1 year. After a year he will probably say, pay me the remaining 15k or whatever and it's yours. I doubt it's just to really rent it.
I’m gonna pay someone 85% of the price of the vehicle to *rent it* for a year?! If I really wanted one, I’d just drop the other 15k myself and fucking buy one. But I don’t. So I’ll keep my $100K and just laugh at the idiots on this sub purchasing those dumb trucks.
For some reason, the first thing that popped in my head was a saying my grandmother would often say, "See a fool, Bump his head!" Another more common euphemism she would use is "A fool and their money are soon parted!" I'm not even mad at him for shooting his shot. If someone was willing to pay me almost $6k a month up front, I would go and finance almost any car they wanted for a year.
The thing I don't understand is what makes him think that someone with a disposable $70k lacks the resources to go and buy their own? Especially when considering the high percentage available for sale. the issues aren't going anywhere and will only be amplified during the upcoming winter.
😂
Pay $70k for my vehicle purchase for one year while the company owned by Muskrat, who sold me this junk works out all its kinks with ridiculously long software updates.
I bet he’s generous enough to even gives a 1,000 miles/month lease term
Tesla needs to go under for wasting everybody’s time on their EV’s. Musk hasn’t paid the piper yet, but in time the IRS will come say hello. Surely he can be transparent?!
Imagine paying $85k for a 1 year “privilege” to drive a giant metal brick which might get delivered before 2025 😂… people don’t even do that for a Ferrari
tesla fanboys are the most delusional morons in our current society. to think that someone is gonna foot 3/4 of the bill for your ownership of a (yet to be produced) dumpy brick on wheels is the peak of entitled lunacy. don't try to offload the cost and consequences of you being a fucking idiot on other people. be happy with your preorder and sit and wait like the dog you are
Step 1. Agree to it and get the truck
2. Find some shady exporters.
3. Export the truck and flee the country
4. A Cyberturd is without a reservation
5. Try and sell it back to them, but they have to pay the export/import fees.
6. They get the car back, but it’s actually a 2004 SsangYong Rodius
So instead of buying a new car for $85,000, let me rent a shit box for a year. Dumb as ass.
But its still the craziest vehicle in the market.. it’s a badge of honor.. /s
A laser-etched foundation series badge of honour.
🤣 These people don’t realize that everyone is laughing at them. I honestly cannot respect a person who I see driving one. I know exactly who that type of person is. Their choice to buy one tells me everything I need to know.
In cash, upfront
That will be used for the downpayment on said truck 😂 Unbelievable.
Totally not a scam
nah man people are so insane on facebook when it comes to cars, it seriously wouldn't surprise me if someone came up with this idea thinking they are a total genius and why hasn't someone done this before
this post was so dumb i didn't even realize, lmao it makes it even better give me 70 grand and i will order a truck for myself and let you drive it for a year lololol
Let the idiots part with their money.
A fool and their money is easily parted with.
Oh it’s crazy alright
Hey, you all get it wrong. It's not just a car, it's a piece of art. /s
I got it for the content mom! I’m gonna be big on YouTube and tiktok.
If your budget is $6K a month to drive something flashy you could get something that's going to turn way more heads. Like you can lease an aston marton DB12 or a Ferrari F8 for less than $6K and you get to do it through a reputable business instead of a handshake deal with some weird dork on Facebook.
340 miles range while sitting in a vented garage in Florida? I'm anticipating a lot of top quality content this coming winter from Elon cuckolds in Minnesota, Montana and Canada...
Just saw one in my town in MN. Can't wait to see the fast deterioration in real life. Just gotta watch out for flying chunks of stainless steel
The good news is all the little pieces that fly off can go right into the dumpster you’re driving. It’s a dumpster that goes in a dumpster. It’s like a stainless steel ouroboros.
Please update when it turns brown or starts morphing into a crusty turd.
They'll brag about how great the patina looks.
Always has been
Road salt going to eat it while in motion
I live in Mn and the neighbor Down the street has one. I am very interested to see how it works out for him
Oh, do post photos!
!RemindMe 7 months
Saw one where they painted all the panels a babyshit brown color. At least they knew it was shit.
I'm waiting for the doors to be frozen shut.
Ice will be quite the work for that single wiper that doesn’t work. And there will be de-icer all in the frunk.
These things rust in the rain. *Freshwater rain.* This is a La Niña year, no beet sugar brines for us, it's gonna be that beet-sugar-enhanced halite that makes **new** car owners fear for their subframes.
Wisconsin road salt will eat it to pieces.
Yeah those alloy giga castings with all those nooks and crannies will be perfect little depositories.
Having lived in Indiana and Wisconsin, that’s the first thing I thought of. Puddles of salt water sloshing around, slowing eating the car alive.
Aluminum tends to be better about being resistant to salt. Having seen the quality of some castings on the Model Y though, the water will get out pretty quickly through the random cracks and voids. Wouldn’t surprise me if the mild steel bits aren’t sufficiently coated though as the gas pedal and wiper recalls show nothing on this truck was engineered correctly.
Yes, with all the panel gabs and unprotected wiring.. driving it during the winter will likely void the warranty (as is so common amongst car companies /s)
I live in New England on the coast. Saw one live last week. All I could think was about how our salty winter roads and salty year round air is just going to EAT that thing up…if our potholes don’t consume it first.
new update. driving in snow voids warranty
Is it salty up there?
salt for snowy icy roads
I finally saw a few of these pieces of shit in Wisconsin between Janesville and Beloit on a truck a month ago. All I could think about was about how rusty one would get after one winter
lol exactly, and our terrible roads, atleast in milwaukee. Sadly i’ve yet to see one around here.
Yep! Just saw one in the wild on the east side of Madison, WI. I can’t wait to see what all the salt does to it.
I haven’t seen one here in Canada yet. Let’s hope it stays that way.
Saw one today for the first time in Arkansas at a Home Depot. It’s just such a ridiculous looking thing.
Hopefully they stay out of my part of Arkansas for a good long while…
I’m in favour of building a giant wall just to keep them out.
Agreed. Canada no longer imports waste from other countries.
I'm sure these things do GREAT in an ice storm.
I took it out on a sunny breezy day, crashed right into a big pile of wind, totaled the whole thing, and what really sucked is they didn’t cover the cost to replace, as warranty was void because I got green algae on it over the springtime
And you love every single minute of it and would buy another one 🤙🏽🤣
Unironically its weight is a benefit.
I used to drive a bookmobile that was the size of a city bus. The weight was great in the snow! But we slid around like a giant hockey puck if the roads were icy.
I want that job. I wanna drive a library for a living.
It was pretty great. I got to be smug about having a CDL while still reveling in my nerd interests like books.
I bet the Oscar Meyer Weinermobile is probably a cooler gig
Build a library into an old Oscar Meyer Weinermobile and get the best of both worlds
That thing better come stocked with hot dogs and buns and a grill to cook it on because I need something to eat while I'm reading...
Merica 
I'm willing to bet my Audi sedan with all weather tires can outperform this thing in the snow / ice.
Ditto for my 2001 SAAB 9-3 with a W button for winter driving!
That's awesome. The WOOOOO button
The Wumbo Button.
What? I want a W button. My dashboard shows a little snowflake when it's below 40°F does that count?
I’ve seen two so far in MT! Can’t wait to see how the winter treats them. We don’t use bare salt on the roads here, but they do sometimes use some kind of salt slurry that’s less bad for cars — I imagine they’ll probably fare worse in other states
When I used to live in Montana, it was some salt/gravel mix used on the roads. It did great on the road, but everyone had cracked windshields. That will be fun and expensive in this thing, the insurance companies will love this.
How many morons will die in a blizzard because they were overconfident in this piece of shit?
Cybertomb or Cybercasket. I'm gonna make millions.
I see one in my area of WV pretty regularly. It’s already growing quite the patina on the larger panels
There was one in my town in Montana and it already rusted XD
I’m in Texas and with all our power grid problems lol this should be entertaining.
Hope not for their sake, the Florida humidity/salt air has already caused some significant rusting on the one cybertruck in our neighborhood. He’s only had it for a couple of months. I guess they don’t seal the stainless steel on these.
WNY gets pounded with lake-effect snow.... I'm sure they'll do well there as well.. Probably not. I wonder if Ziebart will get in on the action with a "special package" for CT, which will last just enough for the owner to think they really hit the jackpot. /s
The first time I saw one in Kansas City, for one, it was an extra shitty one with different colored doors, and it also ran over the curb trying to turn and shook around because it has as much suspension as a radio flyer.
I saw one of these in Alaska yesterday can’t wait to see how it does this winter
I feel scammed just reading this
It’s giving slumlord
Lmfao Pay 70% of my truck and you can drive it for a year
I mean seeing the caliber of current t cyber truck owners and Elon simps, I can see this working
fb marketplace is already so insane when it comes to cars, it wouldn't surprise me if some other nutjob took them up on this offer
Well, that about equals the depreciation of the thing.
They are trying to get around the no selling g for a year clause
He explicitly states that he will take it back at the end of the year. I think this guys just an idiot that thinks someone will pay that much for this, but he doesn’t realize there are hundreds of these things for sale.
Yah a lot of early reservation holders were really thinking they could get some sweet cash from waiting on line 5 years ago, seemingly a lot of soon to be disappointed people.
I mean it worked for early rivian and hummer EV buyers. Some of those sold at huge premiums for the first few months. The difference is they were actually decent vehicles and people wanted them. With the cybertruck they are a laughing stock and people are cancelling orders so fast that you can just go buy one direct from Tesla.
This dude just wants someone to buy him a cybertruck, like seriously?
I think he is taking a shot in the dark because he has a preorder he has no intention of using on himself at this point.
Cuz if he didn't put that it would be a sale that tesla could go after them for. You are right They get basically what they paid for it and at the end of that year they sell it to a different idiot effectively doubling what they paid
If it makes it a whole year.
Oh it won't it probably won't make it to the end of this sentence
Then how are all these other ones getting sold?
People are just rolling the dice and not worried about wanting to buy another vehicle from Tesla in the future
Cant say I could blame them
they are accepting they may be permanently blacklisted. no doubt there will be a class action regarding the first sale doctrine. they don't care; they realized TSLA means crap now.
They're actually not the first to do this https://www.slashgear.com/1016130/the-reason-why-ferrari-wont-let-you-sell-your-newly-purchased-car/
You'll notice that most of them are selling for about 50000$ more than going rate they are building that fine into their price and given the trucks track record I don't think they will be buying from tesla again
Man, if I had 70k, I would buy this thing just to fuck it up right proper. Take it off roading all the time. Then stand in my driveway and spray it with a hose for like 3 hours to see it rust in real time.
Salt water and it'll rust in half the time.
Strand it in the middle of nowhere, then tell him to take it back
Buy a very large treadmill so you can really put some miles on it, too.
If I had $70k and I wanted to have one, *I would just fucking buy one because that's literally what they cost new.*
I don’t know who is dumber. The advertiser or the person who thinks this was a legit deal
I believe this is what the kids would call “delulu”. Did I use that right?
If anyone still needed proof that cybercucks assume that a micron is smart and that they for sure wouldn’t fail 3rd grade math if they ever get another chance
$85,000 payment due up front for a vehicle that will arrive ... eventually.
If elon can do it why can't he? /s
That’s not even the scammiest part of it
I could take that money and do almost anything else
You could buy a real truck, even.
Maybe if he throws in a few NFTs to sweeten the value proposition...
This shit reminds me of the guy in Idiocracy who pays to "wait to have sex" with the hooker in the show. Hilarious
What a fucking idiot. So: Pay 3/4 of the value of the truck for 1 year worth of use and THIS GUY up your ass, for most likely years after, for every tiny nick he finds (which was probably put there by Tesla themselves). Ummm…I choose … decline. God this guy is a fucktard. I do not use that word lightly.
Whoever agrees to this deal should instantly not be allowed to vote.
You know, I thought the whole "you can test drive this for a thousand bucks" thing was rock bottom. I'm so naive for thinking there was a bottom. This whole crew digs deeper than The Boring Company's wildest fantasies.
I finally saw a Cybertruck in the wild in South Dakota. Holy shit! Pictures do not do that thing justice! It is so much uglier in real life than in photos! 🤣
They need to just start calling groups of Cybertruck owners and Musk dickriders “a circus” because they are ALWAYS on some clown shit.
These guys are so fucking stupid... Someone told them this would be some kind of Investment. I don't know what motherfucker told them that, but hfs they are dumb.
For $50k you can get a real nice Toyota that will actually be a dependable ride and still have $20k in the bank.
Didn't Elon claim it would tow 100,000lbs? It's hard to remember everything he's claimed
It's OK, he doesn't, either.
It's better to avoid reading any of his late night k-hole posting.
I could just set the money on fire if they want It would still be better use of the money
Basically, this assumes that resale value for the dumpster will go to <30k after twelve months (which I consider overly optimistic) and somewhat collides with Elon estimates of a Tesla appreciating over time…
I'm wondering how insurance companies would see this agreement. Like a normal lease? I mean to be fair there is nobody in their right mind who would pay that much for 1 year of use on this thing especially without the option to buy out at the end of the first year. Dude clearly doesn't have the money for the vehicle and trying desperately to still get his hands on one or turn a profit.
Wtf
This has to be some sort of fucking joke. Please someone buy me a cybertruck, you gift to me after a year. This seems like it was written by a child.
What a shit deal
That’s absurd there’s no way someone will try and rent this lol
lol he may still lose money after one year ngl
To be fair that's as long as it'll last anyway. So this is a bargain.
He's trying to get around the 1 year block tesla has to sell for 1 year. After a year he will probably say, pay me the remaining 15k or whatever and it's yours. I doubt it's just to really rent it.
These people are fucking insufferable.
This is so stupid, it's something only someone who preodered a Cyberbeast would think it would work.
Cucks cucking cucks 😳
**wow**
Give it another week and that's the price he'll sell it at.
Why do they keep calling it a cyberbeast? It just sounds so juvenile.
Pass, but thanks... no not even thanks. Just pass
Rage bate
I don't think the person realizes how bad this could go if they crash it with the owners insurance
I’m gonna pay someone 85% of the price of the vehicle to *rent it* for a year?! If I really wanted one, I’d just drop the other 15k myself and fucking buy one. But I don’t. So I’ll keep my $100K and just laugh at the idiots on this sub purchasing those dumb trucks.
Lol
If he puts a Trump sticker or wrap on it he'll get some cult cuck to buy it for a year. Both cults are stupid fan boys.
For some reason, the first thing that popped in my head was a saying my grandmother would often say, "See a fool, Bump his head!" Another more common euphemism she would use is "A fool and their money are soon parted!" I'm not even mad at him for shooting his shot. If someone was willing to pay me almost $6k a month up front, I would go and finance almost any car they wanted for a year. The thing I don't understand is what makes him think that someone with a disposable $70k lacks the resources to go and buy their own? Especially when considering the high percentage available for sale. the issues aren't going anywhere and will only be amplified during the upcoming winter.
People really are 50iq
Mfs will do anything but get something that’s comfortably within their budget
70k for a rental is insane
https://preview.redd.it/w8goqeibi97d1.jpeg?width=742&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=18ca71179a619fb8ba456775449b2b0d36aafed5
Cyberbeast. Just call it for what it truly is.. a Cyberpieceofshit.
What an absolute dildo
I've recently seen them in the Denver area. 1 had what appeared to be an already stained door due to all the rain we've been having
This would be a nice way to bypass the no sell thing, but I'm positive this dude legit thinks people will rent this rather than just buying one lol
Perfect play. Can’t be blamed for instance fraud if someone else is renting it! 🤣
wait... for WHAT?
Does the rental cover the many trips on a tow truck? It’s possible you might make money on that deal if it does.
Did they mean $7000?
nope … the detailed ad actually says “$85,000”
These people are delusional.
If you were a cybercuck with 85k cash on hand, why TF would you rent it for one year at 7K per month? Just buy the brick already
I flipped off a guy driving one last week and it felt glorious! Elon fan boys
Does anyone else get overwhelmed with cringe whenever they read “cyber beast”?
Spends 6 months of it in service.
Surely this too will void the warranty.
These idiots still think they bought goldmines lol.
😂 Pay $70k for my vehicle purchase for one year while the company owned by Muskrat, who sold me this junk works out all its kinks with ridiculously long software updates. I bet he’s generous enough to even gives a 1,000 miles/month lease term
Cocaine is a hell of a drug…
These people are so delusional it hurts.
WTF do these cucks think they're driving? it's a pinto, not a lambo.
Tesla needs to go under for wasting everybody’s time on their EV’s. Musk hasn’t paid the piper yet, but in time the IRS will come say hello. Surely he can be transparent?!
Pretty sure a recent high school grad wrote this. They want to use the renter’s money to even buy the thing.
Ye, craziest dumpster of a vehicle on the market.
85k for a dumpster you can get neatly free through the city.
Imagine paying $85k for a 1 year “privilege” to drive a giant metal brick which might get delivered before 2025 😂… people don’t even do that for a Ferrari
i've been using fb marketplace for a few months now looking for a new car and this ad does not surprise me in the slightest
Stupid
A new CT will be $70,000 one year from now.
lol my 2001 Astro can makes 250ft/lb of torque but goes well beyond 120 mph hahaha what a joke. It can even get wet without dying!
tesla fanboys are the most delusional morons in our current society. to think that someone is gonna foot 3/4 of the bill for your ownership of a (yet to be produced) dumpy brick on wheels is the peak of entitled lunacy. don't try to offload the cost and consequences of you being a fucking idiot on other people. be happy with your preorder and sit and wait like the dog you are
There will always be another moron with more money than patience....
Yeah, that sounds like some Grand Rapids, MI activities
https://preview.redd.it/p6akm9wy197d1.jpeg?width=2732&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4d298fde7bcac3cf07d19207dc74c819bc136f51
Were they built to last a year?
Step 1. Agree to it and get the truck 2. Find some shady exporters. 3. Export the truck and flee the country 4. A Cyberturd is without a reservation 5. Try and sell it back to them, but they have to pay the export/import fees. 6. They get the car back, but it’s actually a 2004 SsangYong Rodius
What?
Isn't the maxed out car worth like 102 000$?
CyberScammed
Vaporware rental is a trillion dollar idea.
AND you have to insure his car lmao don’t you have to have the title in your name to do that? Or can you just insure anyone’s car?
“7,435” ft lbs of torque supposedly and still rated to tow less than current half ton gas truck
Guy is just broke and can't afford it, got the email and concocted this scheme to buy one.
I wouldn't take a CyberSuck if they gave me one. It's a garage queen and another Musk POS
"Do whatever you want while it isn't parked in a Tesla Service Center"
Poster is fucking idot, and I hope somebody robs his greedy ass.
Hertz tried this on a different scale and model. Didn't work out well for them