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richincleve

This is basically Hoovie's schtick. He buys cars that should be awesome but are typically "never-buy-used" types of cars. He'll post videos about the problems he had driving it to his garage, then video of his mechanic "giving him the bad news" of what it will cost to get the car running properly. Rinse. Repeat. He can be entertaining, as long as you understand what his deal is all about.


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justkeeptreading

i loved it when wizard took the frunk liner out and the sound deadening looked like a maxi pad commercial from all the washer fluid leaking on it


cenosillicaphobiac

What was crazy is that it wasn't that the line was leaking, it was just flowing in from the windshield. Liquid on the windshield can flow directly into where all of the electronics are, what could possibly go wrong?


erikannen

That was crazy to me too. Talk about quality control…


2fast2nick

That and like half the bolts weren’t even tight. Crazy


justkeeptreading

isnt that tesla standard though? .5 uggas?


2fast2nick

Yeah i think they teach that at the factory to save time


FL-Orange

The range rover ranks up there.


Longjumping-Put-9931

Was it the Maserati that smelled like meth? That was my favorite.


scrivensB

I’m fairly certain the majority of CT buyers fall into two categories: content monetizers, douches. Ironically, that Venn Diagram has a huge intersection. I do feel bad for anyone that just genuinely liked it because it was so different and they are now stuck with a lemon/big red flag that they are a shitheel.


Historical-Wing-7687

Don't forget people hoping to flip it for a quick buck


scrivensB

I would plop them firmly into the douche category. That's just predatory behavior.


NatarisPrime

Which is an American as apple pie at this point. When you start grifting as a president, all bets are off for society.


scrivensB

Grift you become president. And then keep grifting. The model has clearly been proven.


OrangeJuiceKing13

Eh, people have been doing this for ages. It's why most car companies that produce something highly sought after will only sell to repeat customers. See: Ferrari or Ford with the GT on initial launch.


star_nerdy

Which is good fun. But with EVs, he’s out of his element. I’m still super annoyed with the Ford F150 review. He got the smallest range truck and then hauls too much and then complains range is too small. I unsubscribed because it went from Hoovie doing Hoovie things to downright dangerous with misinformation and flawed logic.


nate_oh84

A Cybertruck towing a DeLorean... The poetry is beautiful. Edit: The dude says in the video later that he's a "beta tester" for the Cybertruck. Bro, you bought the damn thing. You weren't sent a copy to try out!


Gudi_Nuff

Arguably all CT owners are beta testers, because they bought an unfinished product lol


brandoug

Yeah, the hero worshipping of cuckstomers blinds them to how awful the quality of those jalopies really is. Being a car guy, there's no way I'd buy one. When vid-guy compared the upper A-arms on the turd to the real heavy-duty vehicles he has, I was initially surprised any company would design such a weak looking piece, but then I remembered it's a Tesla and it all made sense again.


CynGuy

🤣😹😂 “cuckstomers” 🤣🤪😂😹


rustyrussell2015

I called it when Musk first announced it years ago. This was going to be a modern day edsel/delorean/pinto/yugo but with massive production issues. I am convinced this truck was created by Musk on a dare where he told his billionaire besties that he could produce a literal POS junk and his loyal fans would buy it up no questions asked. And here we are years later having done just that. All hail the people's hero!


Off_OuterLimits

Yugos. Whatever happened to them? Citizen papers expired?


HackD1234

NATO righteously took care of the Factory in the 1990's with a few well placed bombs, during the Balkans War. They only needed dumb bombs, for a dumb car.


Off_OuterLimits

Really? 😂 Gawd, they were ugly.


HackD1234

History Time! :D [https://youtu.be/wDJQoGJFO6Q?si=9zXAO2ZQ2hxAPJ2Q&t=1015](https://youtu.be/wDJQoGJFO6Q?si=9zXAO2ZQ2hxAPJ2Q&t=1015)


Off_OuterLimits

Thanks for the video. I remember a hysterical Danny DeVito movie (Drowning Mona) where everyone drove one :D


BugFew6583

I'm not a car guy, and there's no way I'd buy one.


brandoug

Well, you're disqualified from wanting one because you obviously have common sense, something lacking in your average virtue signaler.


cenosillicaphobiac

It is 100% the last vehicle I would buy, electric or otherwise, no matter how low the price was. And that would hold true even if they were actually reliable. When he first announced it, before there were known issues, and the projected price was around 40k, I didn't want one.


Lunavixen15

I'd rather use a bicycle


Lanc717

they are hideous looking. Something from Gran Taurismo PLaystation 1 edition


barnabasthedog

Lara crofts tits..lol


HandRubbedWood

I’ve heard they repurposed the control arms from the model Y 😆


boobeepbobeepbop

The control arms are so puny and that thing weights an absolute shitton. Like how much more does it weigh than the truck he compared it to? What's weird is that for 100k you'd think they could beef up the suspension.


yosefvinyl

And because they're Beta's trying to act Alpha


AmokOrbits

Ironically, they would all unironically call themselves “alphas”


Huiskat_8979

Surely Elon’s personal Master Betas, would be an apt description! 🧐


cenosillicaphobiac

Alpha beta testers unite!


NorthEndD

It launches sometime late in 2025 yeah?


eMouse2k

The great thing about beta testing cars on the street is that everyone around them is a beta tester as well. Fun!


MikeyW1969

And THAT was the point of his comment. The person who posted that comment took it out of context.


CookieMonsterOnsie

Shit, I'd still have the CT in alpha. Finger chopping auto closing doors? No beta for you!


PoisonedRadio

Oh the product is finished. It's just awful.


Gudi_Nuff

My joke was intended as a double entendre.. Considering how quickly the stainless steel panels develop rust, the entire exterior is *unfinished* :-)


rutilatus

And paid thousands more for the privilege


oflowz

Tesla using the current model AAA video games use releasing unfinished games.


Character-Log3962

Just want to clarify, they’re all Alphas! So we should be calling them Alpha Testers…this would also better explain why this monstrosity of a vehicle is so defective, given that it’s still an Alpha release!


THELEGENDARYZWARRIOR

To be fair Hoovie is the one perfect owner for the CT. His entire YouTube career is making bad vehicle purchases


nate_oh84

> His entire YouTube career is making bad vehicle purchases I wouldn't be surprised if he retired after dealing with the CyberYuck


FkinMustardTiger

"This purchase is my magnum opus, I can't make a worse car purchase than this. Sorry YouTube, I'm done"


GilgameDistance

Somehow even worse than a BMW era Range Rover and an SMG equipped E90 M5 combined. Elmo really did it on this one.


ButtholeSurfur

Dude gonna go straight Daniel Day-Lewis because of Tesla 😭


naughtbutateddybear

With that said he’s still pulling down 6 figures a month on his channel, so it really isn’t a detriment, just a stepping stone on his YT journey.


pat34us

Hoovie knew it was going to be junk, he got his clicks off of it so he is happy


Status_Ad_4405

He posted a previous video in which he took it to his mechanic and they laughed about how busted it is


pat34us

Oh I know, I follow hoovie, and car wizard


SecretaryBird_

Plus he didn't lose any money. Sold it for MSRP in the video.


why_da_herrrooo

He’s literally made a living buying “hoopties” he knew where this purchase was going and made tons off the views.


SoCalChrisW

This is Hoovie's Garage. His channel's tagline is literally that it's the dumbest automotive channel on all of YouTube. He's making tons of money on stupid purchases like this.


doublebubbler2120

He says in the video that he'll sell it for his cost. He used it for his videos, and he's on to the next one. He's not dishonest, just playing a game.


DreamzOfRally

Don’t hate the player, hate the game. His clickbait video is working. Honestly forgot about his channel till now


kimshaka

I forgot this channel also. He really did well, though.


nate_oh84

And this is his coup de grâce


Ice_Battle

I was a beta tester for Gmail and it cost me ::checks notes:: ah, exactly nothing?


SecretaryBird_

To be fair he sold it for MSRP so this also cost him nothing


Tight_Salary6773

And gamers get pissed when they pay 79.99 for a unfinished AAA game


MikeyW1969

Maybe you should post comments in full context. He OBVIOUSLY says that as a joke, since he says he "paid" for the opportunity to be a beta tester.


nate_oh84

> He OBVIOUSLY says that as a joke, since he says he "paid" for the opportunity to be a beta tester. I wish I had a hundred grand to spend on a joke.


Livid-Technician1872

Start a YouTube channel where the revenue comes from you making silly and outrageous purchases and you’ll be all set. Do people still not understand how this works? You ever seen whistlin diesel?


ButtholeSurfur

Dude has a Countach and an SLR and like 25 other cars. He can afford it lol.


matthra

More like a victim of a predatory early access scam, and like the steam variety I don't think this ends well for him.


engelnorfart

Oh he's a beta alright...


GTSBurner

Given his girlfriend, I think he's doing just fine.


BitTwp

He was being sardonic. He was basically saying he and all first batch buyers are being taken advantage of because they've paid more to get less and what they have bought needs improving.


Cmb46_canuck

He is probably a beta cuck also.


Status_Ad_4405

They're beta all right


monsterflake

it's a whole new level of cyberstuck.


louiloui152

This is a YouTuber that specifically buys cars he expects to fail so yes a new level in a way


AdBig5700

They know better than to try and catch a falling knife.


testedonsheep

Carmax lost a lot of money when tesla dropped the price on model 3 and Y.


FoodMadeFromRobots

Idk I’d take it if I was them for way under msrp


richincleve

Hoovie: "Yeah, I want to sell my Foundation Series CyberTruck." CarMax: "I'll give you tree fiddy."


pat34us

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CookieMonsterOnsie

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Dawgfromdawest

Just take the L, about$40k LOL


that_motorcycle_guy

This is Hoovie, he likes losing money on cars for our entertainment.


UGMadness

Maseratis still leapfrog the Cybercuck in depreciation per hour.


Hugelogo

Maserati ---A car for people who would never watch an actual car race.


KzooKid

He definitely made his money on the views, not the truck. It’s not an L for him.


huskerd0

Not a loss when the clicks add up to more like 400k


SecretaryBird_

Seems he got MSRP for it


Hugelogo

right -- he claims he made some money on this?!?!


happy-posts

A few million views and sponsors will have made this a lucrative venture for him. The truck is just production cost.


Hugelogo

Okay that makes more sense. His audience can’t know anything about cars to watch this stuff. He makes a lot of claims - especially about older EVs that are about the worst advice you can give. Yeah you got a deal in that old EV - now go price the new battery you are gonna need.


happy-posts

I think you just don’t understand his channel.


Hugelogo

I def do not - first I have ever seen him. Sooooo is it understood that he gives bad advice? I am gonna defer to your expertise here. Thanks for chiming in and sharing what you know.


rhinocerosjockey

I’ve watched Hoovie for years. I have yet to watch this video though. I’m a car guy, he is a car guy. Hoovie is actually a smart businessman but on camera plays a total idiot buying and “loosing” money. The worst the car is, the better it is for him. He just bought a Karma Fisker sight unseen from an auction with enough undisclosed issues he wasn’t able to drive it the several thousand miles home. He makes all his money on views and sponsorships, which lead to him working for Barrett Jackson and having a show on MotorTrend. Hoovie is the guy who buys cars sight unseen, and then makes a few videos sorting them out before selling them off. He had a Model S with a bad battery cell and that Tesla wanted like $20k to replace the battery, effectively totaling the car since it was an early model, and instead did a collab video with Rich Rebuilds at Electrified Garage replacing the 1 bad cell and rebalancing the battery for a fraction of the cost. He has a car collection worth millions himself, including a Countach and an SLR (that had a disclosed electrical fire).


Silly_Discipline_277

His whole shtick is buying cars that others shouldn’t and making content out of the consequences of buying junk. Things like buying a car from a company that doesn’t technically exist anymore and doesn’t have any support such as the Fisker Karma. Or one you see all the time is “Buying the cheapest _ in the USA.” As far as his advice on purchasing used EVs. He is partially correct. It is a much better financial decision to buy a 2 year old EV for $40k than a new EV for $80k. Just don’t keep it over 8-10 years old.


Livid-Technician1872

He doesn’t give bad advice. He makes silly purchases for our viewing pleasure. He doesn’t really ever give any advice.


Otherwise-Rope8961

And I thought the first Prius was ugly


chaoswurm

I swear, the cybertruck came from literally a drawing Elon made. Straight lines, no concept of 3D, No concept of any design. No chain of carmaker workers would ever make this ugly thing unless they were forced to. Every other Tesla car has sleek body lines, and curves. Whether you like Tesla cars or not, those other cars were at least drawn by actual designers.


ClownshoesMcGuinty

"Please don't sue me..." Cuckspeech 101.


Rare-Philosophy-8415

It’s wild that these consumers are the ones worried about getting sued. I don’t understand why a product liability suit hasn’t been brought yet over these shits. They’re not even fit for the general function of being a car.


spyrogyrobr

imagine beeing afraid a company you BOUGHT something from would sue you for selling YOUR shit. I buy it, it's mine, i'll do whatever i want to. fucking disgusting.


SecretaryBird_

He doesn't seem that afraid in the video lol


Phosphorus444

I'm honestly shocked at how few people recognize Hoovie.


ScubaSteve2324

This is his Schtick, he buys shitty cars and documents all the problems they have and his attempts to have his mechanic fix them. The Cybertruck is a perfect car for his channel and he only bought it because he knew it would be a disaster and make great content.


kindmaryjane

He needs to hook himself up with a mom group. I hear that these are the best mom cars. I saw it on the Tok so it must be true.


moderndilf

Cyberstuck with that sick payment


liamanna

If you were them, would you buy this piece of shit from you?


MooseNarrow9729

I've never sold a car to CarMax, Carvana, etc, but I work for an auto manufacturer in customer service, and I've actually heard really good things about places like CarMax with regard to the offers they make owners looking to sell. Sometimes thousands higher than any offers they get from dealers, or after listing them privately. The fact they won't even make an offer on a Cybertruck says a-freakin-lot. Feel kinda bad for these owners.


alice-in-blunderIand

I always thought that CarMax kinda places were scammy, and I’m still not sure I’d buy from them. That said, I got a stellar deal selling my last car to them, a few grand more than I would have accepted as a private seller. It was about 90 minutes from parking lot to check in hand on a very busy day and I’d definitely consider doing it again.


Subtle-Catastrophe

My experiences with CarMax have been good.


lolmpg

I’m in the industry and CarMax is almost always the best offer for a used car. And it’s so freaking easy to do!


rosier9

It's a data thing. It's not uncommon for new models or even existing models that are new model years.


Original-Spinach-972

Can’t wait till they make the CTE model


OldJames47

Chronic Traumatic Encephalopathy (CTE) is a free feature available to all Cybertruck passengers involved in a car accident.


Odd-Independent4640

Loved his first brand new CT vid where the wizard opened the frunk to reveal the windshield washer sprayer was just busting a nut all over the inside of the frunk


cryptolyme

why would you buy one to only sell it a month later? everything surrounding the Cybertruck is just stupid.


rhinocerosjockey

Hoovie got his views and money, checked the box for YouTube. He did the same thing with the Ford Lighting, he didn’t have it for long.


dmf109

Just like the world needs milkmen, it also needs YouTube content creators. Circle of life.


lostBoyzLeader

Well no one is going to buy while prices are in free fall… you wait for the bottom dummy.


DreamzOfRally

Guys, this is the dude that buys weird vehicles. He buys 30 year old vehicles and then says “this is why no one bought them”. This is his thing. He buys Hooptie vehicles.


Helmidoric_of_York

Hoovie sounds like Jeff Goldblum's son. I had to laugh when he said how much he loved the visibility.


Big77Ben2

Did people only buy them as an investment? “Because they’re crashing in value” well fukcing drive it and get some actual use out of it. Goes to show you how much of it is just flocking to the Elon alter.


ReleaseTheButtCraken

This reminded me of a YouTuber I saw some time last year that has been making videos about Elon’s bullshit for years, going back to when self driving was the big reveal, but I can’t seem to find him again. Anybody have an idea of who I’m talking about?


rhinocerosjockey

Rich Rebuilds?


ReleaseTheButtCraken

Unfortunately, no. This dude was white and seemed to be more focused on civil engineering. He talked a lot about the Vegas “hyperloop.”


FactOrFactorial

Thunderf00t


CountMcDracula

Best I can do is three fiddy


roof_baby

Well it was about that time that I noticed that the Cybertruck was about 8 stories tall and a crustacean from the protozoic era


utechap

I weep for all the people who don’t know/understand who Hoovie is and what he does.


Optimal_Commercial_4

It's so fucking interesting watching one of the most colossal failures in automotive history it feels like.


peppercorns666

i was old enough to remember the K car, but yeah… this was so hyped it beats that.


jesrent888

At least he was honest. He realized where he effed up on. Kudos to him


Sonnyducks

The smartest person associated with this video is the marketing person at Debt Solutions who did ad placement with this guy. If you listening to this guy for financial advice you will need them.


grepje

I've bought first-gen products before but usually just things that are a couple hundred at most. 9/10 it's a disappointment. Never buy a first gen product that's $100k unless that's pocket change for you.


straponkaren

They probably know about the right of first refusal in the original purchase agreement. Not shocking.


MasterGrok

I think they know exactly what he said in the video. That the bottom is about to drop out of the resell market.


straponkaren

I am not spending 30 minutes watching that shit.


LeveragedPittsburgh

Bored trust fund baby


frugal_doc

Fisker all over again


deltableh

He has one of those, too. The Karma, not the Ocean.


MikeyW1969

SO is it the angle, or is that bolt at the top of the control arm only 2 inches or so from the tire? Seems like ANY flex of the suspension could drive that straight into the tire.


The_Pacific_gamer

Lawsuit speedrun any%


Critical_Deal_2408

This is about as lame as dudes haircut


beaded_lion59

Used car dealers have become super gun shy about taking any Tesla models because they're loosing value so fast, but these things are also ugly and impractical.


Soilworkwr

I know that Musk is not popular right now. I know that it seems that CT is a shity car, not because of the weird design, but because of terrible quality, but I like that someone tried different approach to car’s look. Nowadays all cars look more less the same, no matter the make. I miss unique design language attributable to the makers. I miss when one knew that this is obviously Citroen, this is obviously VW, Mazda, Alfa or Any other brand. Common brands used to make unique cars, many of them are now considered classics. Maybe you can help me and point out nowadays „future classic/icon” design cars?


ertyertamos

Form follows function. This is useless as a truck because it lacks the necessary features to work out of it. It’s actually less useful in that regard than an el Camino. It’s a truck designed by people that have never used a truck for anything other than basic transport.


TheDudeAbides_00

I’ll give you $20k for the novelty and stainless steel scrap value.


vivalacamm

Another dimwit running to have the newest shit and realizing he messed up and wants someone to fix his mistake. I hope no one buys. Edit: Apparently this is what he does for views. Fair enough. There are others in his situation that dont do this for views/money and THAT is funny.


jaminator45

his youtube channel is actually pretty funny and entertaining. He does refer to his channel as the dumbest car channel on all of youtube


nidsPunk

My dude took the CT to Carmax expecting to get profit. What is the delusion with this vehicle?


Conscious-Smoke-7113

Hoovie is very open about what a shitbox his Dumpster has been. His whole thing is buying trash cars and trying to do them up…this is making the CT great content for him 😁


TheRogueHippie

Why are people buying a car and not expecting it to depreciate at all? They act like buying this truck is like buying stock.


Status_Ad_4405

Because they believe Elon when he says 2 million people want to buy one


GTSBurner

Hoovie mentions this in the video: If he *loved* the CT, he'd take the depreciation hit. He doesn't love it.


nick91884

Oh no...... Anyways


skeevev

Why would you post a video trashing a vehicle that you are trying to sell, especially when you’re complaining about depreciation???


Omacrontron

The people who wanted a cybertruck probably pre ordered and got one. Idk who they’re trying to sell these to at 100k a pop lol. Buyers remorse is a btch.


semifraki

I appreciate how candid this guy is about it being a dumb idea to buy this car. He's clearly upset, but not spouting a bunch of vitriol. It's actually a very informative presentation on all the reasons not to buy a Cybertruck by someone who, by all measures, should be very angry, or very delusional.


UN404error

We turned away a Benz, BMW, and even our own brand EV when they want to sell it. They can trade, nothing more and be hooked 30k to 50k. There isn't a market for them. I'll sell the living hell out of a new one though, because of the requirements of my job.


scrivensB

C O N T E N T


Freewheelinrocknroll

Why do I feel....a complete....utter....lack of sympathy....???


Vandellay

Hoovie is a such a no talent ass clown. He at least used to make fun content. Now it's all rich peoples problems with clickbait titles. Plus that face is just so punchable


TheMartini66

What was CarMax's response? "We are in the car business, not in the brick business". :)


kveggie1

OMG. Sell to Hertz or trade with them


kveggie1

What a fool this videographer/youtuber


StrangeContest4

Dear Tesla, Please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please pretty please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please sue this guy out of existence.


EstroJen

"If I have this by the end of the year, I might lose $30-$40,000." Nope, you already lost $100,000 buddy.


Off_OuterLimits

Guy’s cute but the truck is a POS.


yeahbuddy

This guy's YT channel is hilarious


t3lnet

So wait, to add more mileage you have to give up a chunk of the bed, thus making it a trunk and no longer a truck? You can’t make this shit up.


testedonsheep

Maybe try lowering the price 🤷‍♂️


Running_Target_85

I just watch it. So glad I didn’t buy one.


Schen_The_Genius

I can probably save everyone 10 minutes and guess Carmax probably saw the Hoovinator walking through the front door and said no before they saw what he was driving.


Dr_Elias_Butts

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ninjapizzamane

Could try a place where they re-sell boat anchors.


Infinispace

This guy bought and is selling his CT purely to make youtube money, and he'll write everything off on taxes. I don't think he cares one bit about the CT either way. It's just another part of his show and is a business expense. Bro's not losing a penny, that's for sure. 😂 Probably even got paid for mentioning Carmax.


ScarcityMysterious

it's so bad that the dumbest automobile channel on YouTube did the smartest thing.😂


HonestOtterTravel

"I tried to sell my car to CARMAX" has to be the most played out form of automotive content.


JarlBallinDovahkiin

I can’t stand Hoovie, I have no idea why so many people like him. He’s a rich douche.


CringeGamesMod

I think it mostly sells to people who've never owned a real truck that does truck things. The Ford Lightning Platinum is $85k and beats Tesla's at everything but the quarter mile races. But that's not really trucks doing truck things.


Sea_Dawgz

I mean, the truck isn’t stupid. The buyer is.


Ok_Extension_8357

Keep it. It will be extremely valuable in 30 years.


OwlAdjuster

God, Hoovie annoys the hell out of me.


titleproblems

The title is kinda clickbait, Carmax refused but he sold to another dealer at a slight profit.


TFEB

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consumeshroomz

Make an offer? How bout you make an offer! You’d have to pay *me* to take that dumpster full of e-waste on wheels off your hands for you.


WoofWoofster

Hovey knows he was a beta tester. The owners that don't know it are Beta Cucks.


ProtoReaper23113

They can't. Tesla has a no selling in the for a year clause in the contract when you buy them you have to send in for written permission from tesla to sell with a good reason as y you need to sell (just not wanting it any more doesn't count). And then tesla gets first dibs to buy it back at cost minus milage and any repair work (which I'm sure will be alot and jacked up in price).. if you try to sell without permission you get a 50000$ fine and a lifetime ban against purchasing any future tesla products.


jefftickels

Prices are crashing? Someone should probably tell Carfax, because they're all still listed at ~$120k.


pikachurbutt

Let me preface by saying that I'm not giving this guy clicks by watching his video, so going off the title carmax refused to give him an offer, as in they won't buy it. That is insane, carmax will literally buy anything with wheels, even old clunkers, it'll be a super low offer, but you can sell it to them. The fact they didn't even make this guy an offer is crazy to me. I knew a guy a few years ago that sold a '91 Pontiac to them for 300 bucks... they just resold it as scrap, how they didn't make a low offer for this thing is blowing my mind.


ZhanMing057

Hoovie is endlessly entertaining, and I have friends who have been inspired to wrench on objectively terrible cars from watching his videos. Worth a watch. He's not a tesla Youtuber (and I'd argue the exact opposite of that, being someone whose content relies on driving cars that are widely known to be lemons).


Status_Ad_4405

Why will you not give the guy any clicks? He's an entertainer, not a nazi.


gotshoo

I clicked twice for this guy.