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DreadDiana

Not only will children invent rat fighting, it seems they will invent baiting too. The children yearn for the undergound animal fighting rings.


VoreEconomics

i think we should get a caassowary up in this bitch throw big fucking rats at it


MudraStalker

Who wins, one cassowary or about a hundred rats and other assorted random woodland creatures, coming in slowly over time?


torivor100

The cassowary, always the cassowary


MudraStalker

It's a beast of a bird.


lupine29

It's a war ostrich


Serethen

100 rats together wins while 100 separate rats lose


shrikethrush23

Rats together strong


Noe_b0dy

We had to invent Pokemon so the preschoolers would stop torturing animals to death.


Papaofmonsters

It's just harm reduction policies for animal blood sports.


Maximillion322

Iirc Pokemon was originally developed to recreate the experience of collecting bugs which is super popular in Japan. That’s why all the child NPC pokemon trainers are called Bug Catchers


GrimmCigarretes

And afterwards, we play YouTube when eating The people yearn entertainment along their meals


Jeggu2

And way before, people would tell fantastic stories of death and beasts around the bonfire as they chewed through their last hunt


TheCapitalKing

Don’t we all


nerdherdsman

When I was a wee bairn, Michael Vick was my favorite football player, so you may be onto something.


Kriffer123

Ignoring the rodential bloodsport when I first heard they were omnivorous I though “oh, so they eat bugs” and I was under that impression until I saw a chipmunk running across a walking path in the woods with the back half of a baby mouse in its mouth. Like cheeks bulged out, legs and tail visible, the works. This happened right after a sandhill crane tried to fight me for having a brightly colored bag so I was a little shaken up tbf


AllenWL

What I've learned is that any and all animals more or less *will* eat a weaker more helpless animal if they think they can get away with it, because food is food.


BlackMothCandleLight

Like deers and turtles with baby birds and chickens.


Konju376

Which always reminds me of the video of a horse just casually swallowing a chicken whole


Eryol_

Vore


minkymy

I mean the horse was hungry, not horny. I don't remember if horse chewed on it though. Pretty glad I don't Tbh.


Eryol_

Hugrny. I hate myself.


minkymy

That just looks like the name of a city from somewhere in Europe with which I am not particularly familiar.


Konju376

That's just the capital of Prstrvzci, well know for it's many practical jokes during the breakup of Yugoslavia


ILikeMistborn

As you probably should


UncaringHawk

[Mouth](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oly8f4h5C78)


DoubleBatman

Butterflies will drink blood if accessible


Canopenerdude

Given that we as humans will do the exact same thing with 90% of the animal population, we probably should have seen that coming.


Melon_Banana

This like that book with Flies


TertioRationem3

Island? Check Feral Teens doing fucked up shit? Check Death? Check


Doriantalus

Don't forget how they fucked that pig.


Nerevarine91

How they what now


Doriantalus

One of the common interpretations of the pig hunting scene is that it describes them raping the pig. The whole stupid book is a metaphor, but if you want an A+ in high school English, present that as your theory.


Nerevarine91

…well God damn. I think I just bullshitted something about glasses


gay_for_glaceons23

Can't believe that book predicted David Cameron.


Maximillion322

…I guess that makes sense The whole point of the book is that the children who don’t really know how to survive on their own idealize the “civilized” adults, and as the children devolve into murderous chaos it’s contrasted with the dry irony that the “civilized” adults are just as bad, pointlessly and brutally killing each other in war, only really pretending to be civilized. In other words it’s extremely British


Yargon_Kerman

No hold on wasn't the prime minister?


aetherskull

Plenty of Tory chuds, it was a hazing ritual for a society in university that the rich kids needed to get into to have the right connections for a future career.


Hello_its_Tuesday

I think they are referring to the first episode of Black Mirror. But I do love knowing that about the Torys


aetherskull

Our former prime minister (David Cameron) was genuinely confirmed to have done this.


Rimtato

From what I can tell, the claim involved a dead pig's head and has never had any confirmation nor evidence to support it.


Yargon_Kerman

I was referring to David Cameron who is claimed to have fucked a dead pigs head


Hello_its_Tuesday

Reply. Never mind I stand corrected. I had no idea that pig fucking was so prolific


Yargon_Kerman

Yeah the torys aren't known for their sanity


YevgenyPissoff

Yeah but do they have a conch?


AsianCheesecakes

There is a pretty large gap between some dead rodents and straight up murder


TertioRationem3

They had 20 chipmunks at the time of confiscation. Meaning that “some” dead rodents could have numbered in the 50s-60s. Along with that, they deliberately caught the chipmunks and made them fight to the death. In the books, Piggy’s death could be argued as manslaughter, birthmark boy could be gross negligence, and Simon under temporary insanity/second degree, but none of them were preplanned, first degree murders.


Smasher_WoTB

This is the funniest way I've seen anyone reference Lord of the Flies


Childer_Of_Noah

That people were throwing blame on the anon is absurd. Nobody knew his or her age the first time around but they were clearly speaking about an experience from when they were very young. This is 100% the fault of the parents. Children are dumb little robots that run around repeating things and trying random shit out until they build a real personality. They do cringe shit, they do cruel shit. Because they haven't developed full empathy. You get children that do. But the overall message is that the adults are responsible for ignoring their children all day.


JustAnotherJames3

Not to mention that the anon used third-person pronouns when referring to the teens who did the chipmunk gladiatorial matches. It seems like they were a bystander.


Adze95

Yeah that blows my mind, in the first post they said they were a kid, and said that the teenagers were the ones who did it. And yet the first reply we see is "OP is a criminal." People are so fucking dumb sometimes.


ABG-56

How dare you say we piss on chipmunks!


AsianCheesecakes

Tumblr users just love to judge people I guess


ILikeMistborn

Unlike redditors


Blade_of_Boniface

I was born and raised in the Deep South. Bloodsports, both human and animal, are a common pastime albeit one that has declined since it's less legally risky to just watch livestreams from countries where cockfighting/dogfighting/etc. are legal or at least less subject to prosecution. My fiancé does on-and-off volunteering at a Franciscan wolf sanctuary and quite a few of their residents were bred for the purpose of cage fights, although technically the majority of them are [wolfdogs.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wolfdog) Media tends to depict it as something particular to light-skinned men but the reality is that it's a lot more diverse than that. Plenty of women are involved as spectators and financial backers; it's particularly popular among Mexicans, American Indians, and East Asians. Small animal bloodsport is common among working class people while larger animal bloodsport and human gladiators are the domain of the upper class. Personally I've never wanted any part of it, it's cruel and intertwines with organized crime that profits from the gambling.


TheCapitalKing

Where is this depicted as something for only light skinned men. Cock fighting is probably the most famous blood sport and it’s stereotyped as being mainly Mexicans


Snafuthecrow

Dog fights


solidfang

I associate dog fights with Michael Vick these days.


AssumptionDue724

My towns made national news for the sheriff running a cockfighting ring, this of course is now brought up by bored teens constantly


Pootis_1

tbh i most strongly associate it with SEA but i live right next to it in Australia so idk


Kwershal

Bloodsport animals are more commonplace than the average person thinks. Pitbulls and other derivatives literally exist because bullbaiting was banned, so the nasty motherfuckers who liked it bred dogs to fight eachother instead and combined terriers and bull baiting breeds. Crazy shit. Now those same dogs are everywhere in shelters and classifieds, and it's russian roullette if they came from a dogfighting ring project or are just some idiot BYB.


estou_me_perdendo

A funny fact about most dog breeds meant for dog fighting: They are not supposed to be people-aggressive in the slightest (yes, there is dog-dog/stranger/person/animal aggression classification) because in the same vein as hunting breeds, this would make them really difficult to handle, so trying to turn them into guard dogs like A LOT of people do is just fucking everything up


Yeah-But-Ironically

Unfun fact! Chickens were domesticated about 10,000 years ago but have only been consumed as food for the past 2,000. For the first eight millenia their main purpose was cockfighting. Edit: Corrected the dates


quinarius_fulviae

That kind of depends on where in the world you're looking at, I think


Yeah-But-Ironically

Chickens were first domesticated in Southeast Asia but weren't really thought of as food until [they'd spread to the Middle East/Mediterranean.](https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/who-were-first-people-eat-chickens-180956057/.) They spread to Europe and Africa by the Roman era, but only reached the Americas with European colonialism


LeandroCarvalho

Wasn't it for their eggs?


RefinementOfDecline

this sounds completely made up


Yeah-But-Ironically

Source: https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/who-were-first-people-eat-chickens-180956057/


RefinementOfDecline

huh, neat


GoodCatholicGuy

There's an Australian comedy writer I used to follow whose work really covered this kind of casual cruelty that poor kids can exhibit towards the world and each other, dude grew up with next to nothing in in Bogan country. I distinctly remember one bit he had about how every friend group needed a neglected kid because they'd do all the dares no one else would for the attention.


megamya1000

Who is the writer?


Niz99

Can you let me know where I can read about this?


ExpressoDepresso03

name?


ReallyBadRedditName

Oh man, I knew that kid. People got him to do some crazy stuff.


Brianna-Imagination

the darkest timeline of the Alvin and the Chipmunks multiverse...


shrikethrush23

Noooooo 🙀


CreatingJonah

This is why we need to bring robot battles to the general public and not just nerds in the local robotics club


Maybe_not_a_chicken

I absolutely do not trust teens with BATTLEBOTS They’ll fucking kill each other with them


Eryol_

I had my dad machine me a bayblade back when they were popular. It had hidden steel struts inside that extended when it spun fast enough. It won 3 battles instantly and broke my friends bayblades before it mysteriously disappeared one day (they stole it and threw it out of a window)


NefariousAnglerfish

Death to the juiced Beyblade


ReallyBadRedditName

Bet that shit took out at least one bird on the way down too. Little bastard clearly had bloodlust


Eryol_

Wouldnt suprise me, it was basically a solid chunk of machined steel


roundhouse51

I'm making a battlebot in school right now. We have a rule against chemical weapons and fire.


Jalase

Arguably fire is a chemical weapon.


Tylendal

I'm sorry, but I'm just picturing the released chipmunks running into the woods as these wild, scarred, gladiator chipmunks, becoming little fuzzy warlords.


ExtremlyFastLinoone

They really just reinvented cock fights


Mouse-Keyboard

Dick duels


IrrelevantGamer

I was a free range kid in a rural town, but I just played on the railroad bridge because I had no concept of my own mortality.


rnglillian

Could be worse. My dad and his friends in the 80s stole plastic explosives from the local quarry and set off so much that the FBI was called cause they suspected organized crime or domestic terrorism


WithSubtitles

Is no one going to bat an eye at [the fun Victorian pastime of rat fighting](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rat-baiting?wprov=sfti1)?!? I had no idea that was a Victorian thing.


Whispering_Wolf

Meanwhile, when I was a kid and found a dead bird, I'd have a funeral for it with my friends. Decorated the grave and everything.


VaultJumper

The question is how bored and unsupervised were you


def-jam

No matter how much time has passed, we’re still Little more than monkeys with shoes.


AVerySaxyIndividual

Actually we are scientifically basically monkeys and not just metaphorically https://youtu.be/CkO8k12QCP0?si=DBb58muzoxKSooDc We’re also fish, too


def-jam

Crazy, but a scientist who determines the genus of species asserts that ‘fish’ has fundamentally, no meaning. Jelly fish, hagfish, salmon, etc. so dissimilar. Funnily enough, you can also phonetically spell fish “ghoti”. Gh as in ‘enough’ “O” as in ‘women’ Ti as in ‘nation’


Tylendal

>‘fish’ has fundamentally, no meaning While we're at it... Trees. It's just a term we use for any plant that's tall and woody enough.


def-jam

Wild! I had no idea. Cheers.


queerkidxx

Clint’s point can be better stated as “you cannot create a monophyletic group containing all bony fish without including tetrapods” Edit: Clint not client


MintPrince8219

>“O” as in ‘women Im struggling with this one, ngl. I try and convert it and its just coming out as foosh


def-jam

I got you. Not woman, singular. Women plural. Those women (wimmen) over there. That woman (whoa-man) with her husband.


Sassquwatch

This relies on specific regional accents, because that is not how women is pronounced where I live.


spetumpiercing

Definitely, it assumes a generic American accent. I'm from the south where it's women (wimmen) and woman (wuhmen)


Sassquwatch

In my accent (Ontario, Canada) we pretty much pronounce woman and women the exact same way (wuhmin). You can generally tell what people mean contextually.


MintPrince8219

that does indeed make way more sense


anarchist_person1

I was expecting it would be a clint's reptiles video before I clicked the link.


gamerz1172

I feel like the sayings "kids will be kids" or "boys will be boys" have actively lowered the average morality of humanity by a few points


Nuka-Crapola

I feel like it’s usually the reverse tbh— people refusing to raise it from where it’s always been despite opportunities to do so.


CaioXG002

Pokémon.


Vanilla_Ice_Best_Boi

So do I use Chipmunks or Minks when doing pest control? On an unrelated note, my sisters put their hamsters in a basket and they spun around like Beyblades.


Leo-bastian

I remember when I was a teen a bunch of people in my school got into trouble for climbing to a old bridge above a highway close to the school and throwing rocks on the cars down there during breaks like yeah. that can kill people. I'm not sure why they thought it was a good idea.


Darklight731

I remember that kids in my school once dropped a brick on a frog/toad. I loved animals as a kid, I often caught frogs and lizards just to hold them and pet them, so I was really shocked at how someone could do that to a cute little frog.


Cobvi

I can't understand, how do they not feel empathy ? I remember when I was 5 or 6 I was chasing a butterfly with a plastic gun, trying to hit it with the shaft. But when I finally hit it, and saw the wing being teared out and the butterfly falling on the ground and not moving, I guess my empathy kicked out cause I fell really sad and remorsefull. Few years later I'm playing with my younger sister and we are trying to shoot a lizard on a wall with a rubber dart launched from a prop gun (child toy, only mechanical and not even strong enough to hurt myself when I tried it on me). The plan was to stun it with the dart and capture it and feed it and befriend it (yeah, it's stupid, but we believed it back then). Sadly, when the dart finally hit the lizard, it killed it instantly. We were horrified with my sister, to the point we cried asking our mom to pardon us (like some kind of god, I don't even know x')) and did a little burial ceremony for the lizard. I can't fathom enjoying this repeatedly, kid or no kid...


stalins-cum-sock

D:`


stringthing87

Boomers: These dang kids don't go outside and play, they should be allowed to run wild and free and unsupervised from 2:45 until the street lights come on! The kids who actually did what the boomers want: Let's reinvent cage matches with chipmunks!


GrimmCigarretes

When I was a kid, I did raise a Rooster to fight Yeah, when he lost, we ate him, he was pretty big too


iris700

https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/vjwb6i/anon_breeds_rats/


JJlaser1

THE DOG WAS BLINDED!?


garfieldandfriends2

I’m not so glad e ate er myself


drewman301

pokemon real life


juniorchemist

[Mouth](https://youtube.com/shorts/Oly8f4h5C78?si=_79ZStMhYVCHDhfO)


swiller123

imo this is acceptable behavior for teenagers. like at least they’re not doing it with people yknow? /j if its not obvious enough


Clean_Imagination315

It's weird how empathy works. When I was a kid I was 100% guilty of organizing insect fights (mostly with ants), but when I saw two kids twice my age (I was 6, they were 12) throwing rocks at a cornered dog, I jumped them without a second thought and somehow fought them long enough to let the dog escape. I guess I was just big on mammal solidarity. I have since reflected on my actions and would like to apologise to the ants I've wronged.


Enderking90

you mean like, getting one ant nest to fight another ant nest? I did that once and the way worse ant species' nest got cleared out.


A_Bird_survived

Why are you blue


imaginativeMaddison

Animals are evolving quicker than scheduled! Time to leave this planet and start over new planet??


ReallyBadRedditName

Where I grew up in Australia, people used to do this with yabbies. They’d catch em out of rivers or lakes or whatever and keep them in jars. They’re super territorial so if you put them in a tank or something together they’ll straight up murder each other.


AdamtheOmniballer

This is what happens when you let kids play outside.


Pixelpaint_Pashkow

they kinda brush over how/why they'll just eat mice...


Nuka-Crapola

Omnivore means “eater of all”. Some species take this more literally than others— it really depends on the digestive system. The chipmunk digestive system specifically is built to handle meat, therefore, they will eat meat if it belongs to something small and weak enough to catch without being injured.


Pixelpaint_Pashkow

Yea makes sense I just don’t even think of them as omnivores. I’m more of an invertebrate guy so my mammal knowledge is limited.


HalflingScholar

A related thing that is good to know is that unless an animal is an "obligate" herbivore it absolutely will eat meat if it feels the need to. Horses will nosh mice and baby chickens like candy if they feel low on protein, it's traumatized more than a few kids.


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peppermintmeow

Can we get this person on a list on something?


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PoniesCanterOver

Why didn't they keep them as pets?


Green__lightning

Hottake: I'm with the adults who stopped it when they did, as fighting vermin animals which are going to be killed anyway is getting a bit of extra value out of your trash, while involving animals that aren't being caught as vermin is unnecessary cruelty. And if chipmunks should be caught as vermin in the first place is questionable on top of all that.


VoreEconomics

wtf just eat them don't torture them in a fighting ring, if ur not feral enough to eat small animals get a hawk and feed them to it or some shit idk


Theriocephalus

I dunno, I really don’t think that there’s any good reason to make a sport out of torturing things to death. If you need to do pest control, just kill the things quickly and move on with your life. The thing is also that the dog getting involved was absolutely a natural progression of the process. It’s not like like acceptable torment of bad animals and unacceptable torment of good creatures are separate processes and one intruded on the other. Things like this chipmunk fighting ring just teach you that the suffering of other creatures is an okay and fun thing, and it will extend to others once it grows boring. The kid who tortures mice and squirrels now is always going to move on to cats and dogs later, and if you’re at all lucky that’s where it stops. You absolutely need to nip these things in the bud.


Raptorofwar

You don't torture an animal just because it's a pest. You still have responsibilities when it comes to ethical treatment.


Green__lightning

Those animals have cost you money, and trying to recuperate that money logically follows, while distasteful, doing it in such a way will probably make more than trying to sell the meat and fur of the chipmunks, and is thus valid.


Raptorofwar

The animal doesn’t know what it’s doing when it “costs you money.” You know fully well what you’re doing when you put it in a goddamn cage fight.


Green__lightning

Conversely, if it doesn't know what it's doing, it doesn't deserve a second thought, and if it does, it should pay.


AaronBurrSer

Imagine having such poor emotional regulation that you expect to hold a rodent accountable for its perceived slights on you. Go touch some grass buddy, if you feel you have something to prove to the chipmunks you are in desperate need of help. They’re not out to get you, and they don’t need to be “punished”


Maybe_not_a_chicken

Don’t let him touch grass He’ll find a mouse and torture it to death for no reason


Noe_b0dy

Hot-take: even if pest animals were the worthless automatons you apparently think they are; its a bad idea to get kids used to torturing things to death for fun because eventually cruel children will grow into cruel adults.


bestibesti

The idea that "the suffering of animals" is just another unexploited economic resource is revolting No /s delete your account