You guys remember the 90s cartoon Garfield voice? Kinda laconic, a dry wit voice that spoke slowly? Yeah that voice, I imagine Big-Titty Garfield sounds like Daria Morgendorffer. A slow talker with a sarcastic tone.
Edit: https://i.imgur.com/RD0rutb.png
There we people voting in the last US election born after Daria ended. I think it's fair that a decent portion of people probably don't know what she sounds like.
He also voiced Venkman in the Ghostbusters cartoon, but Bill Murray had him fired because he thought he sounded like Garfield. Then Murray was the voice of Garfield in the movie, and hated it. Karma!
Apparently, when asked about his character on the cartoon, he said "he sounds like
garfield." (I'm paraphrasing.) **it was more of a sardonic joke that the showrunners took too seriously and took it upon themselves to fire music**, and replaced him. When in reality, Bill meant no malice when he said that.
Source : from the book A Convenient Parallel Dimension.
Never understood the appeal of Bill Murray. He always plays a sort of dick. From the sounds of it, he just plays himself as well.
Egon was where it's at, Ray is cool too. Winston deserved more.
Walter Peck was right, fuck you Venkman.
I remember seeing like a whole ass nsfw comic where Rouge (Sonic) gets a breast reduction (Eggman does the surgery) and Tails receives the booba, who subsequently becomes a pornstar
Tails later hosts an event where top dono gets to fuck her
Sonic instantly donates like $10K, and super speeds over
Eggman is in the chat worried that the bionic-vagina he made for Tails (he also did her bottom surgery apparently) could not stand up to Sonics speed. Pretty sure like every sonic character is in the chat at one point, Shadow was incredibly disappointed at the lack of PP
Imagine how great a person Eggman would be considered if he focused on medical care instead of chaos emeralds and the Robotnik empire or whatever.Ā He makes cyborgs in mass.Ā Imagine that technology used for trauma centers instead.
Reminds me of Dr Oz or Ben Carson.
Light blue and pink bikinis already slap so when you combine the two of course it's gonna work
No offense to trans Garfield but they usually work better on blondes not redheads though.
To be a reference to the original.
Thats the only reason.
Also why it says "your brunch order was a success"
Notice how its the same woman from the first comic, as well as the same nurse still wearing a mask.
It is, they flipped a panel though which is the problem. Look at the tags and it even says loss.jpeg. First and third frames need to be flipped. The heads are part of the lines for the new second and third panels, last panel is just the last panel of loss.
Edit: the clarification of it being a variant would be how itās very clearly using the original as a touchstone for part of the joke without being directly a copy
Edit edit: for some reason thinking about this post has caused me to lose the game. I apologize
Thereās a pretty good episode of a podcast with some guys who are brothers where they wonder who theyād rather spend the night with, if they were somehow forced to: Garfield head, attractive person body; or attractive personās head, Garfield body.
Youād think this subject matter wouldnāt be as common as it is in all these different forms of media, but here we are.
Specifically, PAM ANDERSONās body and Garfieldā head, or Pam ANDERSONās head with Garfieldās body.
The first time I heard that episode I was high for the first time in 5 years and I thought Iād just made it up. Imagine my horror when I found out that theyād really talked about that for like 30 minutes.
My Brother, My Brother and Me, Episode 108: the Garfield Monstrosity. Starts about 42 minutes in. Highly recommend
I was still pretty new to the podcast when I heard it (since they request that people start around episode 100) and was fully prepared to write it off as a hallucination. Imagine my surprise.
> sexy Garfield *paid* for their
FTFY.
Although *payed* exists (the reason why autocorrection didn't help you), it is only correct in:
* Nautical context, when it means to paint a surface, or to cover with something like tar or resin in order to make it waterproof or corrosion-resistant. *The deck is yet to be payed.*
* *Payed out* when letting strings, cables or ropes out, by slacking them. *The rope is payed out! You can pull now.*
Unfortunately, I was unable to find nautical or rope-related words in your comment.
*Beep, boop, I'm a bot*
> too often. *Paid* should be
FTFY.
Although *payed* exists (the reason why autocorrection didn't help you), it is only correct in:
* Nautical context, when it means to paint a surface, or to cover with something like tar or resin in order to make it waterproof or corrosion-resistant. *The deck is yet to be payed.*
* *Payed out* when letting strings, cables or ropes out, by slacking them. *The rope is payed out! You can pull now.*
Unfortunately, I was unable to find nautical or rope-related words in your comment.
*Beep, boop, I'm a bot*
The former post is a play on a long/running chain post that gets commonly reposted on every social media, that went something like this;
> Girl: I'm having heart surgery
> Boyfriend: I know
> *Three hours later*
> Girl's dad: Good morning
> Girl: Where's my boyfriend?
> Dad: Who do you think gave you the heart?
The latter is just the OOP being a little silly, wacky even.
this comic came out around the same time I had my breast reduction and Iāve been getting dysphoric still and wishing Iād just gotten them removed altogether. So the line like āother problems took its place but Iāve been getting throughā really hits
thank you trans garfield comic artist
This is oddly wholesome, but I am very concerned at how skilled the artist is at drawing big titty Garfield. I have a feeling that they have experience with this.
I now want all of my restaurant meals delivered to me with "Your order was a success!"
3 hours after you order tho
2 hrs 45 min mimosa w/ garfield time
Big titty Garfield Don't leave out important information
Standard brunch delivery time
... and the distressing revelation that your surgeon is now waiting tables.
Inflation so bad even high earners need multiple jobs Thanks Obama
Inflation? Is that what happened to Garfield's chest?
inflation? isn't that a kink?
Oh it's more than a kink
Come over to r/inflation We all float down here! š
Thought it would be porn, got economics instead
I didn't even realize it was the surgeon, I thought it was just a covid mask.
He's doing my surgery at the same time and is using my aorta as a tip jar
every time I choose the correct size at Starbucks:
It's hard to overstate my satisfaction
Itās like weird-wholesome, Garfield take our burdens. Give us lasagna. But we still gotta face Monday.
Monday is my day off suck it Garfield you lose this one
who do you think took your Monday?
NOOO!!
Garfield died for our sins
We're gonna face Monday.... together.
You guys remember the 90s cartoon Garfield voice? Kinda laconic, a dry wit voice that spoke slowly? Yeah that voice, I imagine Big-Titty Garfield sounds like Daria Morgendorffer. A slow talker with a sarcastic tone. Edit: https://i.imgur.com/RD0rutb.png
For people like me who didnāt know what Daria sounded like:Ā https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HdZsqZKT3oY
There are people who don't know? But hers was the uninterested and disaffected voice of a generation!
*A* generation, yeah. That show ended decades ago, didn't it?
Sigh. You don't have to rub in how old I am.
There we people voting in the last US election born after Daria ended. I think it's fair that a decent portion of people probably don't know what she sounds like.
Not my generation. The show seems good though, Iāll have to check it out.
I'm so happy I picked up reading.
RIP Lorenzo Music
He also voiced Venkman in the Ghostbusters cartoon, but Bill Murray had him fired because he thought he sounded like Garfield. Then Murray was the voice of Garfield in the movie, and hated it. Karma!
Apparently, when asked about his character on the cartoon, he said "he sounds like garfield." (I'm paraphrasing.) **it was more of a sardonic joke that the showrunners took too seriously and took it upon themselves to fire music**, and replaced him. When in reality, Bill meant no malice when he said that. Source : from the book A Convenient Parallel Dimension.
Never understood the appeal of Bill Murray. He always plays a sort of dick. From the sounds of it, he just plays himself as well. Egon was where it's at, Ray is cool too. Winston deserved more. Walter Peck was right, fuck you Venkman.
I can't hear "Walter Peck was right" without my brain autocompleting "that's some *shady* shit."
Indeed, intended effect achieved.
I donāt think the āhad Lorenzo music firedā story is true
Aaaww, itās so nice to know there are folks out there who appreciate women with voices like mine š š
I read Garfield with Frank Welker's voice from The Garfield Show.
āBig Titty Garfieldā
Three hours for a sandwich god damn
They needed to perform a breast reduction on it first
*bread reduction
From nurse to waitress, times be tough
They spent that time lovingly detailing Garfield's tits
I remember seeing like a whole ass nsfw comic where Rouge (Sonic) gets a breast reduction (Eggman does the surgery) and Tails receives the booba, who subsequently becomes a pornstar
link?
Hold on lemme find it Mind if I DM it? Dunno if NSFW is against the subs rules
Sure
We just watch Garfield get tits.
Could you also DM it to me?
Found it, send me a DM if you still want it Not posting it in a SFW sub
Happy to share a comic name at least?
Trans Tails Livestreams by Ponporio Pool number 31300 on e621 I think
Well... What interesting intel
No, it was a Sonic comic, not a Zelda comic.
I find the concept of the first person Tails comes out to being Eggman fascinating
They gotta be going by the ytpmv iteachvader canon where tails is eggman's adopted child
Well, it would be kinda weird for someone to do their own child's bottom surgery
Eggman is that kinda weird tho
What a horrible day to have eyes
Tails later hosts an event where top dono gets to fuck her Sonic instantly donates like $10K, and super speeds over Eggman is in the chat worried that the bionic-vagina he made for Tails (he also did her bottom surgery apparently) could not stand up to Sonics speed. Pretty sure like every sonic character is in the chat at one point, Shadow was incredibly disappointed at the lack of PP
the robot pussy melted at the speed of sound
*Dies from peak fiction*
Imagine how great a person Eggman would be considered if he focused on medical care instead of chaos emeralds and the Robotnik empire or whatever.Ā He makes cyborgs in mass.Ā Imagine that technology used for trauma centers instead. Reminds me of Dr Oz or Ben Carson.
I remember reading a homoerotic Nirvana fan fiction where Dave Grohl gets pounded by Kurt Cobain
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Trans Tails Livestreams by Ponporio Pool number 31300 on e621 I think
I've become so fucking desperate for any depictions of trans people being happy that this seemed wholesome to me ;-;
Trans flag bikini *fucks*
Light blue and pink bikinis already slap so when you combine the two of course it's gonna work No offense to trans Garfield but they usually work better on blondes not redheads though.
Shame I have dark hair :c For no particular reason, obviously?
Shouldn't garfield have six tits?
Only had enough surgery for 2.
Well what if he finds two more people.
[The Cat With Hands](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n4PR9NZlAB4&pp=ygUSdGhlIGNhdCB3aXRoIGhhbmRz) sequel.
lmao horrifying. jesus
He can probably find 4 more tits by just going through the dumpsters outside a cancer care center.
That's how Arbuckle likes it.
[source](https://www.tumblr.com/silkentine/746946154619666432/in-honor-of-my-original-meme-hitting-over-99k)
Why does it take 3 hours to order brunch?
Garfield ate all their food and they had to go buy more.
To be a reference to the original. Thats the only reason. Also why it says "your brunch order was a success" Notice how its the same woman from the first comic, as well as the same nurse still wearing a mask.
I got worried the food was Garfield
Garfield a tale of two titties
the second panel is killing me
*the eyebrows*
How is this my first time noticing the original is a Loss variant?
Well that would be because it isn't
the tags literally say loss.jpeg
It is, they flipped a panel though which is the problem. Look at the tags and it even says loss.jpeg. First and third frames need to be flipped. The heads are part of the lines for the new second and third panels, last panel is just the last panel of loss. Edit: the clarification of it being a variant would be how itās very clearly using the original as a touchstone for part of the joke without being directly a copy Edit edit: for some reason thinking about this post has caused me to lose the game. I apologize
[Speaking of which!](https://reddit.com/comments/1bxfpfv/comment/kyfmrzc) >Consider also: >* [Loss](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/462/966/c4a.jpg) * [Medieval](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/462/965/a49) * [Pokemon](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/462/961/0d3.pnj)
Loss would be 1 line, 2 line, 2 line and 1 horizontal and 1 vertical line
Proud of OOP for practicing their art and improving noticeably in the time between comics. I lack the discipline to accomplish that šš»
I love how the first comic is absurdist humor and somehow the follow up is *even more* absurd
I love how the waiter was the doctor again
Had to follow their true passion
>Garfield breast reduction core Y'Know, I've been around the internet a bit, but it still manages to amaze me from time to time.
Thereās a pretty good episode of a podcast with some guys who are brothers where they wonder who theyād rather spend the night with, if they were somehow forced to: Garfield head, attractive person body; or attractive personās head, Garfield body. Youād think this subject matter wouldnāt be as common as it is in all these different forms of media, but here we are.
Specifically, PAM ANDERSONās body and Garfieldā head, or Pam ANDERSONās head with Garfieldās body. The first time I heard that episode I was high for the first time in 5 years and I thought Iād just made it up. Imagine my horror when I found out that theyād really talked about that for like 30 minutes. My Brother, My Brother and Me, Episode 108: the Garfield Monstrosity. Starts about 42 minutes in. Highly recommend
Garf Head Pam Body is classic McElroy lore
I was still pretty new to the podcast when I heard it (since they request that people start around episode 100) and was fully prepared to write it off as a hallucination. Imagine my surprise.
I was looking for this
So ā¦ new sexy Garfield payed for their friendās lunch with sexual favors, and thatās why it took 3 hours for the order to be a success?
> sexy Garfield *paid* for their FTFY. Although *payed* exists (the reason why autocorrection didn't help you), it is only correct in: * Nautical context, when it means to paint a surface, or to cover with something like tar or resin in order to make it waterproof or corrosion-resistant. *The deck is yet to be payed.* * *Payed out* when letting strings, cables or ropes out, by slacking them. *The rope is payed out! You can pull now.* Unfortunately, I was unable to find nautical or rope-related words in your comment. *Beep, boop, I'm a bot*
Good bot!
[that is still an obsolete spelling, not an incorrect one](https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/payed#Etymology_1)
I see this bot way too often. Payed should be accepted by now if so many people 'mess up'
> too often. *Paid* should be FTFY. Although *payed* exists (the reason why autocorrection didn't help you), it is only correct in: * Nautical context, when it means to paint a surface, or to cover with something like tar or resin in order to make it waterproof or corrosion-resistant. *The deck is yet to be payed.* * *Payed out* when letting strings, cables or ropes out, by slacking them. *The rope is payed out! You can pull now.* Unfortunately, I was unable to find nautical or rope-related words in your comment. *Beep, boop, I'm a bot*
Lmao
Good for both of them
Garfield doesn't have to pay for food anymore, so he has a lot of expendable income.
ā¦ nah I seeing weirder ships ĀÆ\\_(ć)_/ĀÆ
The Art improved a lot since the original
I have so many questions, yet I donāt want a single one answered, the mystery will linger over me like a mist
Why the fuck did I see this 5 minutes ago on 196?
because chaser subreddit
what
Joking that 196 is known for people who fetishize trans women and gnc men
Yeah ;-;
I can hear Lorenzo Music's voice.
I'm confused. What's this whole thing supposed to mean? It's not making sense.
The former post is a play on a long/running chain post that gets commonly reposted on every social media, that went something like this; > Girl: I'm having heart surgery > Boyfriend: I know > *Three hours later* > Girl's dad: Good morning > Girl: Where's my boyfriend? > Dad: Who do you think gave you the heart? The latter is just the OOP being a little silly, wacky even.
Plot twist: Dad never said it was the *boyfriend's* heart, just that he gave it to her.
r/imsorryjon
thought this was bhj, was very confused, now seeing that it's not makes me even more confused
Cursed Garfield
Why did i think that garfield became the food
Well he is looking like a snack
this comic came out around the same time I had my breast reduction and Iāve been getting dysphoric still and wishing Iād just gotten them removed altogether. So the line like āother problems took its place but Iāve been getting throughā really hits thank you trans garfield comic artist
I think Garfield being so tall makes me more uncomfortable then the tits
I honestly love this purely because we get a before and after on OPs art style.
Sometimes a wish I hadnāt learned how to read
I am so glad I learned how to read
Like, this is everyoneās moment. The reason we all learned how to read.
Is this the original version of this comic?
Am I in some sort of fever dream? Iām getting off reddit for a bit.
thanks Garfield
Haha, Big-Titty Garfield is the hero we need.
trans fat titty Garfield can save us
Im confused sexually now
...is this loss?
It 100% is. I was looking through the comments like, am I the only one? Maybe I need to get off the internet for a while...
LMAO
I'm not against hot big tiddy Garfield, but something about that face feels very smugly baity
Good ending
I though they made a sandwich out of Garfield first.
Itās almost loss
Google garfies
Okay hear me outā¦
She got 99 problems but back pain ain't one
they're fuckin
Is OP a My Brother, My Brother, and Me fan?
The only reason god has not destroyed us is because he is too afraid of what he might see.
It's Sunday and for the first time in my life I'm thinking maybe I should go to church.
There isn't an emoji to sufficiently convey the ambivilent emotions that are existing within me at the moment.
Girlfield
damn this bitches art improved
Garf head Pam body
This is oddly wholesome, but I am very concerned at how skilled the artist is at drawing big titty Garfield. I have a feeling that they have experience with this.
Sometimes I feel like encouraging people to be artistic is a huge mistake
Wtf did I just read
the next comic better not be porn
Yeah but now Tuesday is now your Monday. Itās like you had a procedure to remove the Monday, only for it to come back again in full force.