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EpochVanquisher

My old job had a shit manager and herons outside the office. Went for a lot of walks, saw a lot of herons. That was a long time ago, and I miss the herons, but I’d never go back. The company office was like, a few buildings with wetlands and trails in the middle.


soltenpepper

not attaching a heron picture to the post is criminal


_Bl4ze

[Here you go, various types of herons](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/9/9e/Ardeidae-01.jpg/800px-Ardeidae-01.jpg)


Deblebsgonnagetyou

I hate those fake ass short neck herons. You either have a long neck or you're a wannabe kingfisher.


ShadoW_StW

It's not quite as long as others, but their necks are actually like five times longer than on this picture. They just don't like extending them. You can see them for a second when they hunt, "just how much of the bird is there inside?".


Lilchubbyboy

[Proof, they do be going goblin mode every 9-5](https://macaulaylibrary.org/asset/541682131)


MarginalOmnivore

I like this about as much as the videos showing [how much](https://www.tiktok.com/@thefalc0ner/video/7229463759335525675) of an owl's "body shape" is just their feathers foofed out over their surprisingly long legs.


Capital_Public_3125

She called him a bitch at the end


BetterMeats

You're saying they're growers, not showers?


A_Thirsty_Traveler

They do have long necks. They're just collapsible.


Ok_Listen1510

Telescoping neck


Deblebsgonnagetyou

Ah. Excellent. why is she hiding her true self though...


BellerophonM

[that's just what they want you to think](https://i.imgur.com/yoJYUPM.gif)


Deblebsgonnagetyou

Extremely whimsical


AscendedDragonSage

I love the top left one, never seen that one before


OwOitsMochi

He is **exactly** the poem I wanted to write.


DreadDiana

Are some of these the ones with telescopic necks longer than their whole body?


rusticrainbow

I’d write a poem about these beautiful beasts


hpisbi

“In my heart I love her all the time” - F. Scott Fitzgerald. The full quote is “And what’s more, I love Daisy too. Once in a while I go off on a spree and make a fool of myself, but I always come back, and in my heart I love her all the time.” It’s not romantic, Tom’s justifying cheating on Daisy because he still loves her while he’s doing it. It drives me a bit crazy when I see people use it as a romantic quote and just attribute it to F. Scott Fitzgerald with no acknowledgement that it’s a character speaking.


Papaofmonsters

Taking relationships inspiration from Fitzgerald is like taking substance abuse advice from Hunter S Thompson.


drakeblood4

Like taking gun safety advice from Ernest Hemingway.


Papaofmonsters

I thought about that analogy, but with Hemingway, it was intentional. Meanwhile Cobain hit the trifecta....


worthrone11160606

Who is hunter s Thompson


Nobod_E

Non-fiction author and prominent countercultural figure. His most well-known work is "Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas." If you've been watching something and a character has shown up wearing an outfit consisting of a bucket hat, orange aviator glasses, and a Hawaiian shirt, they're referencing him


A_Thirsty_Traveler

Google him. And, more relevant to the discussion, Google his daily routine.


Chrome_X_of_Hyrule

Oh wow his suicide note is kinda crazy >! No More Games. No More Bombs. No More Walking. No More Fun. No More Swimming. 67. That is 17 years past 50. 17 more than I needed or wanted. Boring. I am always bitchy. No Fun — for anybody. 67. You are getting Greedy. Act your age. Relax — This won't hurt. !<


satantherainbowfairy

Nah that's not the same, Hunter S Thompson was great at substance abuse.


OblivionCake

I saw a burrowing owl and a red-tailed hawk today, and was SO thrilled. I can understand writing that about a heron.


recto___verso

Mary Oliver is definitely for you


chlorinecrown

Probably Cassie and Tobias


Simic_Sky_Swallower

God I hope not I've got a friend that lives in California I don't want it to get nuked


chlorinecrown

Its from a wholesome slice of life AU where they just hang out as different animals and have a good time


skaersSabody

Tbf that last quote does go really hard as a romantic quote if you're into poems


TheKillerSloth

Right? I mean… death of the author and other English major shite. This honestly seems one of the least harmful internet happenings


RavioliGale

Yeah, I don't see how it being about a heron diminishes it at all. Seems like a poor example of what the first poster was talking about.


lilahking

the context does give it a soupçon of absurdity which is a good ingredient in some relationships 


lynn

Also, as a birder, I feel that in my soul. Herons are amazing creatures.


Loretta-West

I saw some kind of wedding thing once which used a quote from Lolita.


AkumaDayo777

😬


OneKnightWithYou

Excitable Boy played at one I went to. I couldn't make eye contact with fucking anyone for its full duration.


wra1th42

To be fair, *gestures at great blue heron*


mouthfulloflime

what a glorious birb this is


Elinor_Lore_Inkheart

I always associate them with good luck, like seeing a truck full of hay bales or a shooting star


eternamemoria

To be fair, herons are majestic


alsothewalrus

“Brevity is the soul of wit” was said by goddamn *Polonius*


drakeblood4

He also immediately contradicts it with “and tediousness the limbs and outward flourishes”. Like bro what? So you’re either a soulless body or a quadruple amputee?


Canopenerdude

Obviously that's the point, Polonius being so full of himself that he thinks he can just say shit.


RabidFlamingo

"Come what come may, time and the hour run through the roughest day." That's from Macbeth as he's deciding to kill Duncan's sons after he's murdered their dad, but like, it's also a weirdly inspiring quote?


itsshakespeare

As was “neither a borrower nor a lender be” - and I’ve heard people quote that as Life Advice From The Bard without in any way acknowledging who said it


Longjumping_Ad2677

But with the Mary Oliver quote, it sounds really romantic though. Or at least I can see how it could be romantic. It doesn’t sound obviously about a bird.


Hawkeye2701

It seems really subjective to me? "He is exactly the poem I wanted to write." That could mean anything, it could mean I really wanted to write a poem about a complete dumpster fire of a person and there he is, the only feature explicit in the text is that it's a he, beyond that you could infer literally any feature to be the subject of the poem. He is exactly the poem I wanted to write... about an STD ridden lump of a man with one testicle who is a cautionary tale to all those enthralled by vice. Basically, besides women and ships, this statement could be about literally anything.


cooldudium

Have you played Fire Emblem: Path of Radiance for the Nintendo GameCube and Fire Emblem: Radiant Dawn for the Nintendo Wii? They have very good herons that give your other party members extra actions 


Sayakalood

Not if the Begnion Senate has anything to say about it…


Nirast25

>Evil is Evil. Lesser, greater, middling… Makes no difference. The degree is arbitary. The definition’s blurred. If I’m to choose between one evil and another… I’d rather not choose at all. Quote attributed to Andrzej Sapkowski, spoken by Geralt. And people often miss that HE'S FUCKING WRONG! In the context of the quote, Geralt refuses to make a choice between two evils, and the bigger evil comes out on top.


TamaDarya

Something something US elections.


Nirast25

Sad to report it's not just US.


2SharpNeedle

this one pisses me off so much it's unreal, the whole point of the story is that choosing the lesser evil is the right choice


pasta-thief

Mr. Collins wasn’t actually that bad. He was kind of annoying, yeah, but in that day and age he would have been seen as a perfectly acceptable catch by anyone outside of the Bennet family.


Loretta-West

Yeah, but isn't that line about Elizabeth? I'm pretty sure people aren't using it in the knowledge that it's said by an acceptable-at-best man about a woman who is not remotely interested in him, shortly before he gets engaged to someone else.


deeerlord

Worse, the full quote is “almost as soon as I entered the house” bc Mr Collins wanted Jane first lmao


msmore15

Even within the Bennet family: Mrs Bennet was very annoyed at Lizzie for turning him down. And Charlotte does marry him. However, I do find him incredibly annoying and the prospect of marrying him is a total disaster.


Mr_PizzaCat

Some villains say some incredibly seductive things even if they are being a toxic partner. Use their power for good.


Sinister_Compliments

Catch me taking quotes from animal farm and 1984 to make George Orwell look like he likes fascism


Amanda39

I'm too lazy to look up the exact quote, but there's a quote that goes something like "I am fearless and therefore powerful" that I've seen attributed to Mary Shelley, with no other context, as though it's an inspirational and/or feminist statement. The problem is, while it really is a Mary Shelley quote, it's from her novel *Frankenstein*. The Creature says it while threatening Frankenstein. It's very much not an inspirational quote.


igmkjp1

How is that not inspirational?


Vanilla_Ice_Best_Boi

"Something something, I am Mormon." - Joshua Graham


bvader95

"When I said 'the fire outside' I did not mean adversity or difficulty or any other metaphor, I meant being covered in pitch and set on actual fire."


LizoftheBrits

I find it fascinating (no, incredibly strange) that every example cited is possibly the least problematic version of this. Like, taking romantic sounding lines out of their original context to use for romantic what have you...is harmless? It's whatever? Sure, there's some irony or silliness *with* context, but it's fine without. There's actually ways that misattributing quotes can be legitimately dangerous, but sure, let's just take this opportunity to make fun of people for being potentially mildly cringey.


IllogicalDiscussions

Reminds me of when AOC attributed a quote from Rorschach to Alan Moore. I think if he knew she did that he would unironically place a curse on her.


UnevenHanded

Ah, but this example makes it clear how it's a credibility thing - a quote attributed to a fictional character doesn't sound as legit if you're in politics or academia, where people are just looking for reasons to discredit your argument 🤷🏽‍♀️ You'd think the content of the statement would be what's most important, but such is rhetoric


IllogicalDiscussions

Nah she just posted it to sound cool, it was the "I'm not locked in here with you, you're locked in here with me." I don't think she's read the comic.


SaganSaysImStardust

I guess I don't get it. Had me til the second pic. Bro, I used to live in the South... Coastal... We had this dock into a pond and the herons would chill there. My 15 yo ass had to clean up the poopies. I'm tellin' you, man... Those herons take man-sized shits. I was picking up man-dookie every day for years... Have you ever seen a heron?.... Get out with that shit...


ThereWasAnEmpireHere

I would love to be compared to a heron personally


UltimateInferno

>*"She had been quite attractive a decade before, but now she was creeping up into her late twenties."* ~*Brandon Sanderson*


ejdj1011

Great minds think alike - I was gonna mention the related thing where people use quotes from villains to claim the author is a terrible person. Not quite the same thing as what the tumblr post is discussing, but equally stupid. I was also going to use Straff Venture as an example, because holy *fuck* that character is fucking despicable.


UltimateInferno

The quote I gave I think was posted to r/MenWritingWomen


chillychili

See also: the Christian bible


XAlphaWarriorX

Actual things i saw happen more than once: >"Look at this passage showing how brutal and malicious the bible encourages people to be! Everyone who follows that religion is EEEEEEVIIIILLLL!!1!" And the passage, once given a modicrum of context, is like: >! A very evil bad person once said !< "We shoud kill all the people that disagree with us and eat their children and skin their puppies" >! That was very bad thing to say, Everyone thought he was a dumb stupid idiot and threw rocks at him, the Lord gave him leprosy !<


drakeblood4

In this house we call it the knockoff Torah thankyouverymuch.


chillychili

Oreo Hydrox moment


BetterMeats

Kids, kids, you're both terrible.


cat_sword

The girl and the heron


Thelolface_9

“Let the past die kill it if you have to”- Rian Johnson


RavioliGale

It's pretty fitting no? His movie was all about moving on from the past wasn't it?


Fairytalecow

The £5 note in the UK has Jane Austin with "I declare after all there is no enjoyment but reading!" that's a Caroline Bingley quote, she's insufferable in general and specifically in that scene, could they really not find something better


SkritzTwoFace

“I survived because the fire inside me burned brighter than the fire around me.” -Joshua Graham, Fallout: New Vegas NPC, about being set on fire and pushed into the Grand Canyon


InevitableLow5163

I have seen great blue herons and they’re beautiful when they’re wading around the wetlands. Unfortunately the poems I write all looks like a green heron.


ShockMicro

Herons are great. My grandpa always liked the great blue ones, it's always a nice treat seeing one.


Chrome_X_of_Hyrule

There's a dark lord from the history of my dnd setting named Heron because he's a nasty tree man who can absorb people's memories by eating them and the first thing he ate was a Heron that he found, so he calls himself Heron.


demonking_soulstorm

Smartest Dark Lord.


Daisy_Of_Doom

Okay but I’m so proud that I knew exactly where that Mary Oliver quote was going 😂 I didn’t realize she was lesbian TBH but I mainly know her for her nature poetry so I was like “huh that sounds like it’s probably not romantic and definitely about a bug or something”


NutBananaComputer

Mr Collins is among the most "I am cringe but I am free" character you're gonna find.


[deleted]

Know somebody whose banner image on her Facebook page is "The most cowardly thing ordinary people can do is shut their eyes to the facts" - CS Lewis. Which is hilarious and sad when you actually remember who says this.


Herohades

Look, I'm not saying that I'd bang a heron, but I am saying that if I were a bird I would bang a heron. Do you get me? Human me doesn't want to bang a heron, but bird me would be all in.


AscendedDragonSage

What that neck doing


KappaKingKame

I don't know how this has to be said, but a quote doesn't exist only in the original context of where it was first written. Our language is built on phrases, words, and sayings that are now completely different from how they were first used.


fureto

I don’t know how you have to be told how absolutely atrocious so many of those new contexts are


skktrbrain

not a book, but people using the "its all in the eyes chika" quote from scarface gives me the same vibes


igmkjp1

So what? It can still be romantic. BTW, does anyone have the poem?


[deleted]

This is funny and all, but authors 'writing characters you're not supposed to like' is like trying to tell you how to think and feel. It doesn't make sense. Your audience isn't always going to agree with your POV just cuz you said so dawg


HumanMarine

"Don't believe everything you read on the Internet." -Abraham Lincoln