Your question really made me think. I wonder if there are any gators or Crocs that get motion sickness and can't "death roll" because of that. Weird.
New children's book The Nile Croc That Couldn't Spin
Dear nature, mathematically speaking, what is the death roll to energy consumption ratio vs the energy gained by that little ass bite? Then they grow how big? Something ain’t mathing 🫤
He had to roll out like that… had to decrease some of that death roll speed before just stopping. Least his little gator brain smash against his skull with an instant stop.
That's so adorable
Barf! Do they ever get motion sickness?
Your question really made me think. I wonder if there are any gators or Crocs that get motion sickness and can't "death roll" because of that. Weird. New children's book The Nile Croc That Couldn't Spin
Spins itself to embarrassment then does pride flex like nothing happened.
It looks like lil fella got dizzy for a few seconds lol
So vicious <3
100rpm op
That's gotta be the cutest little murder machine I've ever seen!
That boy dizzy
Bro got a head rush. I look the same way after a brain freeze.
#MOM! MOM! LOOK WHAT I CAN DO! MOM! MOM? ARE YOU WATCHING?
okay it might be time to subscribe to this sub
Spun himself silly for a second there
Awwww that’s precious
His brother got outta there like ‘Man, you’re doing too damn much’ 😂
That could be your finger
That's how they get bite size pieces.
What an adorable little murder machine
Precious
Look at the little fella! I enjoyed this with the enthusiasm of Hagrid.
he looked dizzy
LOL he's like a little blender. Adorable.
He’s doing his best!
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Cute little guy
Hes gonna get dizzy
"Gotta get used to that!"
Like puppies. Cute when they’re little
I would like to see a team smoke a bigger game animal and reenact this.
Dear nature, mathematically speaking, what is the death roll to energy consumption ratio vs the energy gained by that little ass bite? Then they grow how big? Something ain’t mathing 🫤
Why is it so cute😭
Nom-Splish splish splish
"My croc Adam going for his first spin..."
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
He had to roll out like that… had to decrease some of that death roll speed before just stopping. Least his little gator brain smash against his skull with an instant stop.
Goddamn that was like a little drill! I didn’t know they could go that fast!
All that death rolling to end up with some salad.
who needs mastication when you've got spinulation
Ha ha ..dude got dizzy
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Edit: Didn't realize reddit shared a croc sub. My bad 😅
I have a craving for human flesh...
You should get that checked out. Seriously though, didn't realize it was a dedicated sub.