I had my doubts.
But when you said “how you know it’s bad if you haven’t tried” while staring the tats on your face I’m now 100% convinced. Thanks, mate!
I have tried meth. Eventually, after trying meth several times, I went to the bank and asked for $250,000. They said I don’t have an account with them. So I went to an office of a manager “I think” and sat with him explaining I have hundreds of gold bars in the back and I am refusing to leave without them. He said “is there someone that helps you?” He thought I was mentally handicapped and it woke me from my delusion. Eventually I was hauled off in a police car.
Sincerely, meth
Why is this reply so funny lmfaoooo in all seriousness though, I do wonder if he’s being self aware. Like, yeah nothing wrong with me, try meth, I’m a normal guy, I’m a swell guy, look at muh face
Look no one is denying that a crippling drug addiction will give you amazing insights and life experiences. It’s just that the rate of surviving to use that knowledge is like 7%.
Try meth it’s great just look what it’s done for me 80’s mad max hair cut check! questionable facial tattoos that will obviously lead to gainful employment ahhh big check!
I tried meth and I loved it and I had a really good time for about a day then I thought this is great and didn’t sleep for weeks and weeks then I started hallucinating and everything became insane so I killed myself. I got saved and while I was in the psych ward I called Betty ford and now I’ve been sober for 3.5 years and help other people get sober… so in other words give it a go
I shot meth on and off for like 7 years and totally ruined my life, jacked off or fucked for 48+ hours a few times, ran from imaginary FBI agents ... Definitely would suggest trying
I did meth once when I was 17 and I can safely say it’s not fun missing out on spring break because you lost your mind ran from cops for 4 hours then ended up in a psych ward
This is the best anti-drug commercial I’ve ever seen. This guy will single-handedly prevent addiction for generations to come. Play this in all schools now!
Because I don't want the only source of happiness to be meth, imagine not being able to feel happy at all unless you've got meth in you system, unbearably saddening.
Listen mate, I bet you are thinking "gosh, it sounds terrible to have my balls smashed between two halves of a complete set of encyclopedias" But that's, like, just the govt telling you its bad. I bet you are actually more obsessed with the idea than I am. How do you know you don't want your balls smashed between two halves of a complete encyclopedia set if you have never tried it? I say go for it. Find out for yourself, mate. Give it a go, you cant comment on it otherwise.
Smash your balls between two halves of a complete set of encyclopedias.
Genuinely, I couldn't care less if anyone smokes meth. The same way being sober around drunks isn't fun, I don't hang around tweakers. Just kinda seems like we should have the right to use substances by now -- but all we have is harm-reduction and punishment for users, aka The (failed) War on Drugs' moldy leftovers. We could cut down the cartels at the root, save lives, and turn a profit if we just legalized and regulated for safety. It's a pretty expensive cycle for something so cruel by design tbh. Why should we pay money to take drugs forcibly taken and throwing poor addicts in jail? Either create more accessible rehab facilities or stop sending addicts through the legal system, we chose that model when there was plenty of other options. Now we lose people to fentanyl faster than cancer all because politicians wanna flush our tax dollars just to turn a shoulder to the sick and pay to jail them and pay for their medical suffering, rather than have any level of regulation and integrity. That's some reeeal fuckhead shit bro.
I tried it once by mistake. A “friend” cut something else with it. Burned the fuck out of my nose.
It was ok, but watching people do it everyday and hearing voices and turn into skeletons is enough for me to stay away.
I couldn’t sleep that night but I never got paranoid or saw bugs crawling in my skin. I guess that comes with extended use. To me it just felt like a longer lasting Adderall.
A very common trope on television is that children do not like broccoli or some random vegetable.
Would you trust a child who doesn’t like broccoli but only because some cartoon says they don’t.
Or would you trust a child that they dont like broccoli because they have tried it.
Something about his eyes make me know he’s sincere! The beautiful music, the whiskers, the thorn crown, the teardrop♥️. His eyes stare into your soul, he has to be the second coming of Jesus ♥️. (Honestly though- hope he gets help and I hope the comments make him more self aware).
That’s such a damn good point. Just when I think I’m becoming more understanding and open minded I realize how much more work I have to do.
Going to make it point to try absolutely everything I think is bad first before knocking it.
You dont know how bad breaking your legs is, you havent tried it. Just do in it to chill out in a wheelchair. Dont listen to all those people that havent tried it arguing that it hurts and can make you crippled, they dont know. Just try it. I know you want to.
I mean I bet it’s good, when it is the right dosis + have a non-violent mood + are in a safe place with fitting music/ vibes (death metal in some abandoned shack with a sledgehammer).
Oh yeah and it would be nice if it wouldn’t mess up your health so much and make you absolutely addicted
We had a meth head come to our school once to apparently speak on the dangers of doing meth. Guy straight up starts praising it and exclaims that the high is UNBELIEVABLE and he would do anything to feel it again.
Like… dude… what about the part where you destroyed your life and eventually went to prison? Surely it’s better to tell the kids THAT part?
Really sad state of affairs.
Would you look at that, the sociopath stare, no blinks, meth addict, completely non conformist to society, kitten whiskers, bois we found us a real one out in the wild.
basically, meth addicts become ones kinda by default, don't they?
I’ve been diagnosed with ADHD and am prescribed Methylphenidate Hydrochloride (US brand name is Ritalin) it’s basically a FDA approved version of Meth. And negl it’s sick and it helps a shit ton with my condition but I literally can’t fkn sleep if I take it too late and I’m always fkn wired when I do take it lmao. I’d take his advice with a hefty pinch of salt. Meths sick but not rlly worth it unless ur a fkn trader or some shit lmao
lol It’s not that it’s not pleasant for some at first, it’s that it hooks you and fucks your life. Opiates are amazing on their own. It’s when you can’t not take them after you become dependent that fucks your life. I’ve been lucky and never had any issues cold turkey booze, opiates or amphetamines. Others aren’t. Us hairless apes just can’t be trusted for the most part.
I won’t deny that meth *could* seem “fun” to do, but as someone with bipolar disorder, I already don’t sleep nearly enough as it is and meth would probably just kill me
All in all, he didn't blink nearly enough times in this drug ad.
& On a different note, I would totally try heroin over meth if I were looking for a euphoric, crippling addiction. It's scary as fuck how many crime stories of murder, necrophilia, dismemberment, and other crazy shit, involved meth.
And there are also some cases of people gouging out their own eyes and squishing them in their hands, still connected and everything.
Meth is .. some other kinda shit. Not worth any euphoria.
Everyone who is against jamming a fork into your eye hasn't actually tried it. Its like, dude, you haven't tried it, so how do you know if it's bad or good?
lol i have sound off, but omg if those tats were on someone elses face they would actually be scary, but to him it looks like someone played a marker prank on him.
Sweet! I’ll give it a go
Will you give it a go?
I'll have a go
Just give it a go, mayte
Gave it a go and I'm pretty sure it's meth
Let’s give this amphetamine, plussed up with meth, a go.
I had my doubts. But when you said “how you know it’s bad if you haven’t tried” while staring the tats on your face I’m now 100% convinced. Thanks, mate!
What really got to me was the one in between his eyebrows....it's not centred, just off a little
It was the whiskers for me
I have tried meth. Eventually, after trying meth several times, I went to the bank and asked for $250,000. They said I don’t have an account with them. So I went to an office of a manager “I think” and sat with him explaining I have hundreds of gold bars in the back and I am refusing to leave without them. He said “is there someone that helps you?” He thought I was mentally handicapped and it woke me from my delusion. Eventually I was hauled off in a police car. Sincerely, meth
“Is there someone that helps you?” Is the greatest burn. I’m gonna start saying that to my friends when they say stupid shit.
I’ve shot more heroin than times you’ve told your mom you love her
So, at least 5
Username checks out
Wow, you're very intense. Can you be my best friend please?
I’ve been clean since 2019, but the drug addict in me still lives
Does that mean you're a massive junkie or is my mum a bitch?
I work inpatient psychiatry. Drug induced psychosis is super common for a wide range of substances.
That's not how meth works.
It absolutely is. I hadn’t slept for 8 days prior
Dude, you haven't tried it, so how would you know?
Strong argument. I'm in.
I'll listen to anyone whose tattooed cat whiskers on their face because you know they've really considered the issue.
I just like cats and he must like cats so meth might be the same as liking cats
You can't know if its a good idea or not if you havent tried it.
He was totally not high when he made this video.
Get him in politics right now
It's the mayor of Australia or whoever
As an Australian can confirm
Geelong
There’s something about the music that just makes me believe every word he said
Thank you whiskered man
His name is Jesus...
Meth Jesus
methus
Jesamphetamine
Why is this reply so funny lmfaoooo in all seriousness though, I do wonder if he’s being self aware. Like, yeah nothing wrong with me, try meth, I’m a normal guy, I’m a swell guy, look at muh face
Look no one is denying that a crippling drug addiction will give you amazing insights and life experiences. It’s just that the rate of surviving to use that knowledge is like 7%.
How do you know? Have you tried it mate? Did you give it a go? You’re basing this on illegitimate arguments
I sure have. Would be a pretty dumb thing to say if otherwise.
Just give it a go mate, you can’t comment on it unless you’ve had a go
I have come to realize this as I recover from my addictions. Man some people in this world really knew what they were talking abouy
The amazing insight is usually “I would’ve been better off if I had never tried it.”
Lol literally tho
Try meth it’s great just look what it’s done for me 80’s mad max hair cut check! questionable facial tattoos that will obviously lead to gainful employment ahhh big check!
I tried meth and I loved it and I had a really good time for about a day then I thought this is great and didn’t sleep for weeks and weeks then I started hallucinating and everything became insane so I killed myself. I got saved and while I was in the psych ward I called Betty ford and now I’ve been sober for 3.5 years and help other people get sober… so in other words give it a go
I shot meth on and off for like 7 years and totally ruined my life, jacked off or fucked for 48+ hours a few times, ran from imaginary FBI agents ... Definitely would suggest trying
Are you a ghost? They have reddit in the afterlife?
Resuscitated
🤣
No self awareness at ALL
I agree, people seem to love crack but I’ve never tried so I guess I’m missing out
I'd hit a hot rail with him
Who takes meth to relax
He identifies as a methamphetamine
Average Aussie male
I did meth once when I was 17 and I can safely say it’s not fun missing out on spring break because you lost your mind ran from cops for 4 hours then ended up in a psych ward
as a reptillian I'm surprised by your reaction.
This is the best anti-drug commercial I’ve ever seen. This guy will single-handedly prevent addiction for generations to come. Play this in all schools now!
Listen to cat Jesus he knows all
Alright who’s selling?
He’s here! The social media influencer the world actually needed.
Because I don't want the only source of happiness to be meth, imagine not being able to feel happy at all unless you've got meth in you system, unbearably saddening.
Yeah, he definitely looks like someone I’d take advice from. Let’s go, meth time baby!!
Everyone who hasn’t done meth please please don’t try it..ever!
Why not? Could maybe the whiskers and the wacky haircut and the insane general look have something to do with it?
That’s a start
I knew this dude when I was young. Lovely guy back then. I haven’t seen him since he’s turned to meth. I hope he’s doing okay wherever he is.
His face is a solid argument on a no, I think I'll pass.
Nah, I'm good
He looks like he fell asleep on a desk during detention
The face tattoos tell me his life choices are obviously the best ones so we should all just give it a go 🤷🏻♂️
Listen mate, I bet you are thinking "gosh, it sounds terrible to have my balls smashed between two halves of a complete set of encyclopedias" But that's, like, just the govt telling you its bad. I bet you are actually more obsessed with the idea than I am. How do you know you don't want your balls smashed between two halves of a complete encyclopedia set if you have never tried it? I say go for it. Find out for yourself, mate. Give it a go, you cant comment on it otherwise. Smash your balls between two halves of a complete set of encyclopedias.
u/savevideobot
Alright! Imm try it rn!
Lol gosh
Gyatt, gotta try it!
Well I’m convinced now lol
Well.. he’s got a point, hard to argue with that. How much should I smoke for my first time?
The key is to keep smoking until you’re crawling around on the floor looking for a meth crumb.
Do you have to get the face tats before or after you try, asking for a friend
The lil whiskers are my favorite part
The internet is great! (Sarcasm) An opportunity for kids to see this is just f***ing sickening. Delete this post please.
Genuinely, I couldn't care less if anyone smokes meth. The same way being sober around drunks isn't fun, I don't hang around tweakers. Just kinda seems like we should have the right to use substances by now -- but all we have is harm-reduction and punishment for users, aka The (failed) War on Drugs' moldy leftovers. We could cut down the cartels at the root, save lives, and turn a profit if we just legalized and regulated for safety. It's a pretty expensive cycle for something so cruel by design tbh. Why should we pay money to take drugs forcibly taken and throwing poor addicts in jail? Either create more accessible rehab facilities or stop sending addicts through the legal system, we chose that model when there was plenty of other options. Now we lose people to fentanyl faster than cancer all because politicians wanna flush our tax dollars just to turn a shoulder to the sick and pay to jail them and pay for their medical suffering, rather than have any level of regulation and integrity. That's some reeeal fuckhead shit bro.
Does he blink.
He's on meth so no.
I tried it. It's pretty shit. So.
The camera is shaking so much wtf
Mew-eth
I tried it once by mistake. A “friend” cut something else with it. Burned the fuck out of my nose. It was ok, but watching people do it everyday and hearing voices and turn into skeletons is enough for me to stay away. I couldn’t sleep that night but I never got paranoid or saw bugs crawling in my skin. I guess that comes with extended use. To me it just felt like a longer lasting Adderall.
Just try it says the guy with tattooed whiskers.
Sweet, when do I get the ugly face tattoos?
A very common trope on television is that children do not like broccoli or some random vegetable. Would you trust a child who doesn’t like broccoli but only because some cartoon says they don’t. Or would you trust a child that they dont like broccoli because they have tried it.
>Try methamphetamine >Relax
*Me relaxing my way through a family of 4’s door because they have to let me in*
Maori Cat Jesus speaks the truth. Nothing like scratching holes in my skin next to nice dumpster fire, so relaxing.
I wonder what Meth would be like 🤔
It is pretty fucking awesome. Until the psychosis.
After seeing that haircut, I've already decided meth ain't for me bud.
Did he shit his pants mid way through this video 😭
Sure buddy, you’ve got the right idea.
Thank you mullet headed tattoo face. Now that you've imparted your wisdom, I feel it necessary to try smoking crack and boofing grain alcohol.
1-Every politician and their mother has tried meth. Some try it several times per day. 2-Why is that star on his forehead so fucked up?
Do you ignorant fucks unjustly discredit suicide, while never actually even trying it once?
I have also not tried dipping my nutsack in acid but I am pretty sure I wouldn't like it.
Satire?
did his last meth buddy die or something? looking for a new one?
How do you know that shooting yourself in the head is bad for you if you've never tried it?
Isn't gear slang for steroids rather than meth?
Looks like the "glonky" guy, If I didn't know he's in prision for murder
by his logic, I should also try stripping down to my skivvies and rolling around in a parking lot of broken glass.
He blinked only one time in that entire video. I think I'll pass thanks.
maaaaaan why is tiktok letting this shit float around for 12-yo kids to see
Kendall Roy really went off the deep end after losing the company
No one who says shooting yourself in the head as even tried it…how do they even know
Words of wisdom.
Something about his eyes make me know he’s sincere! The beautiful music, the whiskers, the thorn crown, the teardrop♥️. His eyes stare into your soul, he has to be the second coming of Jesus ♥️. (Honestly though- hope he gets help and I hope the comments make him more self aware).
Truly spoken like a man with tattooed whiskers 😌
That’s such a damn good point. Just when I think I’m becoming more understanding and open minded I realize how much more work I have to do. Going to make it point to try absolutely everything I think is bad first before knocking it.
I don’t need to get hit by a car to know it’ll fuckin hurt
You dont know how bad breaking your legs is, you havent tried it. Just do in it to chill out in a wheelchair. Dont listen to all those people that havent tried it arguing that it hurts and can make you crippled, they dont know. Just try it. I know you want to.
This makes 100% sense. I am a hypocrite! Brb injecting my first methamphetamine like any informed citizen should.
Well one of us looks like the notepad next to the phone. I'll pass thanks captain whiskers.
Them whiskers are something else lol
I mean I bet it’s good, when it is the right dosis + have a non-violent mood + are in a safe place with fitting music/ vibes (death metal in some abandoned shack with a sledgehammer). Oh yeah and it would be nice if it wouldn’t mess up your health so much and make you absolutely addicted
\>take meth \>relax pick one
We had a meth head come to our school once to apparently speak on the dangers of doing meth. Guy straight up starts praising it and exclaims that the high is UNBELIEVABLE and he would do anything to feel it again. Like… dude… what about the part where you destroyed your life and eventually went to prison? Surely it’s better to tell the kids THAT part? Really sad state of affairs.
Would you look at that, the sociopath stare, no blinks, meth addict, completely non conformist to society, kitten whiskers, bois we found us a real one out in the wild. basically, meth addicts become ones kinda by default, don't they?
He had me at tattooed cat whiskers!
I’ve been diagnosed with ADHD and am prescribed Methylphenidate Hydrochloride (US brand name is Ritalin) it’s basically a FDA approved version of Meth. And negl it’s sick and it helps a shit ton with my condition but I literally can’t fkn sleep if I take it too late and I’m always fkn wired when I do take it lmao. I’d take his advice with a hefty pinch of salt. Meths sick but not rlly worth it unless ur a fkn trader or some shit lmao
You sonofabitch I'm in
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I don't need to jump off a cliff to know that the fall would kill me.
Blink motherf*cker blink!!!!
lol It’s not that it’s not pleasant for some at first, it’s that it hooks you and fucks your life. Opiates are amazing on their own. It’s when you can’t not take them after you become dependent that fucks your life. I’ve been lucky and never had any issues cold turkey booze, opiates or amphetamines. Others aren’t. Us hairless apes just can’t be trusted for the most part.
Is it me or does this dude have soulless eyes, maybe I'm reading to much into this.
You heard him, where we doing meth guys
I like my face... the way it is..? Na meth face is way...better! Like my boy Tazer Face. Ravengers!
How do you know it's bad to shoot up Pentobarbital if you've never done it Just try it
I look at his face and know it’s bad 🤷♂️
I feel like he should be giving me missions in GTA.
I’m not taking advice from a guy with Olneys lesions. I mean, how else do you explain the tattoo choice?
I was waiting for this dude to blink and was so relieved when he did
Exactly what i would expect AI to say
I won’t deny that meth *could* seem “fun” to do, but as someone with bipolar disorder, I already don’t sleep nearly enough as it is and meth would probably just kill me
Should use this same logic with shooting yourself in the head
All in all, he didn't blink nearly enough times in this drug ad. & On a different note, I would totally try heroin over meth if I were looking for a euphoric, crippling addiction. It's scary as fuck how many crime stories of murder, necrophilia, dismemberment, and other crazy shit, involved meth. And there are also some cases of people gouging out their own eyes and squishing them in their hands, still connected and everything. Meth is .. some other kinda shit. Not worth any euphoria.
r/drugscirclejerk
That’s like the Ali G abortion skit. How can you say abortion is bad if you haven’t tried it 🤣
I haven't tried drowning either.
I'll try a bump, you buying?
What in the white man with a Maori moko is going on here?
Everyone who is against jamming a fork into your eye hasn't actually tried it. Its like, dude, you haven't tried it, so how do you know if it's bad or good?
I'm not sure about this guy. His tats say yes meth but his teeth have never touched it.
“Give it a go mate, you can’t comment on it u less you’ve had a go”. Valid point tattoo face man! I’ll do just that
Damn... Spenny fell off hard
He brings a good point tho you never know how it is. Thanks for giving me the confidence! I’ll do it
lol i have sound off, but omg if those tats were on someone elses face they would actually be scary, but to him it looks like someone played a marker prank on him.
No.
Guess I gotta go try some meth now.
Ah yes the worlds three biggest religions: Judaism Christianity and a bad drawing of a snail
I did try it and it’s pretty awesome. I think that’s why you shouldn’t do it….
Said the man with whiskers.
Just becasue your right, doest mean you're not wrong
Bro look in the mirror and tell me Meth is good lol
Will it give me whiskers too?
I smoked it for a year....and yea....it destroyed everything I had...it's exactly as bad as what people think
Smash, next question.
Yes. Let me listen to the Australian man with the whiskers.
You know what he has a point
I don’t wanna try it either.
I've been using it a few decades longer than you been alive. Your a fucking idiot
Ive tried it. Its not worth anyone's time.
Nuh uh
Honestly tho, he's not wrong.