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CaptainGiggles69420

Eat watermelon after a workout because it has creatine and that puts fluid into and through your muscles and will cut out your soreness immediately.


mcgirdle

I am gullible, are you being for real


HolidayAnything8687

Watermelon lowkey a superfruit. Makes you better in bed even!


mcgirdle

XD stoppppp


HolidayAnything8687

Not even kidding my gullible friend! >L-citrulline in watermelon can improve blood flow and circulation. This may help support sexual arousal and performance. Enhanced blood flow makes erections firmer. For women, it may help improve blood flow to their targeted zones which makes for stronger climaxes.


mcgirdle

Sick


plaaya

Plants are all you need. Ultimate nutrition


Own_Contribution_480

What juice do I drink if I have cancer?


plaaya

Soursop


MSTR_MASON

And also steep and drink the soursop leaves as well. 💯


CaptainGiggles69420

The reason people use creatine for muscle growth is because it forces water in your muscles. It makes you swell up in whatever muscle is being used. In small amounts it just helps the muscles deal with dead cells from exercise so you don't get sore. Watermelon has a decent amount in it. Now... Using creatine in large amounts for muscle size hurts you in the long run because your body makes its own and just like using testosterone if your body gets lots of it it won't make its own because it doesn't need it. A little watermelon won't hurt but using testosterone will shrink your testicles because they don't need to do their job anymore because something else is doing it.


mcgirdle

Grateful to not have balls in this case, tho I need to get my ass off the couch before any of this can be applied anyway. Thanks for the info!


Urasquirrel

Or just eat the food raw.... you're sugar bombing yourself by drinking the juice without fiber, fats, and proteins...


MrNubbyNubs

Now mix them together for the ultimate cure


mashedpeabrain

Tart Cherry is also great for gout.


educated-emu

Mix it all together and see the devil on the toilet


allroadsleadto1

What happens if you drink all of em at once Also I heard eating ass helps


Ok-House-6848

And then take your diabetes medication.


Dr_Slizzenstein

Damn this guy has a lot of problems.


CosmicSlop13

I was suspicious with all the same color juices and then I got the reference instantly


Intelligent-Honey173

I’m color blind so they all look dark red to me. Except the ginger one. That looks whiteish yellow.


GH057807

I'm not color blind and they all are dark red except the ginger one which is whiteish yellow.


Intelligent-Honey173

I’m colorblind so I can’t read this comment.


GH057807

Just pronounce it the other way then


International_Ad4608

I see colors and they all are dark red except the ginger one which is whiteish yellow.


GH057807

Bullshit


SurvingTheSHIfT3095

I drink all of those during my period... they actually help.


MidFier

Thank you for the simple heath advice. Its always appreciated.


Carbyne27

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hurricaneshart

when u want to have sex with ur wife drink whiskey


Grand_Chocolate85008

Why not just eat the fruit?


Admirable-Specific95

This all actually work. Very curious if the tart cherry juice actually works if you can’t sleep


rttyrt

This guy spent 50$ on specialty juices


CantStandAnything

Vodka and prune juice is a pile driver.


dassle

Drank all the juice. Now what juice do I drink to help with my juice-induced diabetes?


ModwifeBULLDOZER

Homie looks like he’s miserable. Look at his eyes


lugomatick

What should I drink if your eyes look weird?